FSE

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Posting this to see what kind of reaction I get.

EXT: Earth, in a lane outside a dance club. O steps outside in back of the club to have a smoke on the steps, a guy walks up to her, seems like he wants to ask her to do something with her but she reads him and waves him off. In her disgusted gaze, she sees a light in the sky seemingly getting closer. The light, now seen attached to a ship that lands in a square, behind the lane. The landing gear crushes several dumpsters. A red covered ramp lowers down and out of the end of it appears a tall vixen, she exits and sharply turns toward O, she walks calmly and confidently to talk to her. Red: Soldier Sunset Orange? O: Look! You can tell them I'm not into doing special missions for them anymore. Red: Oh? Alright then... Ya know, your alternate universe counterpart was so eager to explore space but not very qualified, yet you, being way more than qualified and... O interrupts Red. O: Wait! What are you on about? Did I hear right? "my alternate universe self?" What does that even mean? Narrative backflash: Red: Basically earth only has 2 accessible alternate universes for some reason, each one has a version of you in them which is amazingly rare. The you in that universe works as a waitress at a place called Booters. The day I visited you, you got fired for having sex with all the customers. End backflash O: No shit... OK whatever you are selling, don't waste your time, I'm just a broke vet. Red continues as she does not know what to make of what she just said. Red: Usually being a sex enthusiast is a favorable quality to be part of my crew but, that O, lacked discipline. But mostly had a big everything sucks attitude and was a massive bummer. O: Sounds right. Red: But the you here O, you decided to join the military to maybe have some fun with the soldiers but instead you discovered you enjoyed the discipline, the regimented life, and the women when they would shower. Red smiles then shuts her eyes with a smug look. O gets up to confront her. O: Oh cute, you bring your fancy vehicle and your big tits and you are now hitting on me because you found out I like women? Red: I'll be blunt with you, I have a long trip ahead of me and I am authorized to find a companion to accompany me as I must travel back to my home planet and I lost my captain and you are tops in my list. So how about you say your goodbyes, grab your favorite vibrator and let's blow this lemonade car? Wait! I think I got that wrong... Stand! Lemonade Stand. O: That won't take long, I got no one here who would miss me and my apartment just got condemned, so... Red: Just come with me, visit my ship, and if I can't convince you there, I'll let you return to enjoy your magnificent life. Red does a chivalrous offer of passage and O walks toward the ship. O: Alright I'll take the bait... Just remember you try anything suspicious, I'll leave, and you will be trying to breathe once I'm done with you. Red: So cute when you're threatening, I do love it. As they are about to enter the ramp. O looks up at this dog like vessel. O: What's her name? Red: Who? O: This ship? Red: Oh! You mean, him! He's a clever boy who got me out of quite a few perilous situations. His name is The Slitsnorter! He and me... or is that, I... we were a perfect match. Just before they enter the ship a rabbit guy recognizes O and walks up to her. Rab: Orange! What are you doing here? I told you to meet up with me so you'll have a place to crash. O: Rab just hold on for a while I might be finding a place to crash elsewhere. Rab: No way! I promised the guys you would be living at my place and they are all about making you feel really welcomed... You can invite your friend too. O turns to Red. O: Can you smell how my night is going down... Fart! Red: Oh! Rab? You are gonna have a party where a bunch of guys will ravage me and O with their red rockets! That sounds amazing! I'm in. O: Pass! Red to O. Red: You don't want to have some fun on earth one last time before we head off? Earthlings always have interesting ways of getting sexy. Rab: Last time? Orange is living with us, she's not interested in living in some wacky camper. Rab grabs O's hand and starts dragging her away. O wiggles her hand off. O: Alright! I'm going. Red: O? You don't want to visit my ship? O: Look, your story is very cute and all but I need to find a place to crash tonight. Red takes out her pistol and shoots Rab in the back and he glows then vanishes. Red: So mournful... but I need just a few minutes more with O. O gets close up to Red. O: Da fuck? You just killed Rab? What nut house did you escape from? Red: Please! I would never do anything to harm anyone, not even Rab. O: But you just pulverized him! Red: Look again! Red points to the ground where there's a tiny bug sized unconscious Rab on the ground. Red: It's a shrink ray, he's small but the same weight so he can't move. He'll be full size in a minute. Just enough time to invite you to my ship... Please! It's important. O: He's not dead? Red: Nope! O: What if he becomes a snack for rats or something? Red: He's ten times more dense than he was, so nothing can bite into him or drag him. O: Well... he is quite dense... Heh. Red: I got something called donut holes and beer perhaps? O: I guess then, lead the way. Both are now on the navigation deck. Red starts to explain various things on the ship. Red: ... and the Slitsnorter is called that for its famous ability to wedge through just about any shield. Behind you is Khan, our eel rat, she's our huntress and food gatherer. On this side is where we keep our android. And this is where we navigate Slitty. O: So everything you told me is true huh? The alternate dimension of me, your home planet, and your captain dying? Red: Yes! I accidentally took her life when a tentacle monster managed to get on board this ship and was molesting the Captain. It was horrible. Backflash: The captain is wrapped with a tentacle who is molesting her, red runs to where this is going down with an ax and chops the tail off the monster and it starts to bleed profusely. The beast appears to get weak and seems to die. Where she chopped her tail long horn length thorns pop out of the skin then another pair pop up and again, they are heading for where the captain is entangled. Red sees the thorns are popping up faster, she runs to save her captain by chopping the body parts that are invading her captain. And it works. End Backflash. O: Wait! If it worked, then how did she die? Red: It injects you with a paralyzer and when it ejaculates in you, only after, it then applies the antidote. If you don't get the antidote in a few hours all your organs shut down. We didn't know then as it was a new species to us. O: Oh. Red: So! Want to join me in adventures in space? O: Um... Well, I do hate a sales pitch. So... Yeah! Sign me up! To Be continued. Rab returns suddenly back to size and awakens at the same time. His voice is high pitched and changes back to a normal pitch as he grows. Rab: What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck... was that?