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"I'm bored." Sero flopped onto the couch face first, the blue and white collie sighing against the arm of the chair. On the other end, and with paws in his face, the brown fox Gates glared and pushed at.

"You run a top secret lab that contains half a billion ways to destroy the world, and you're bored?"

"Uh huh..."

"What is wrong with you?" Gates pushed the legs this time, the collie rolling onto the floor and staring up at the ceiling.

"I'm bored, that's what."

"Then go play a video game." Gates huffed, trying to go back to watching TV.

"Played them all, bored still."

"Then watch TV with me."

"Nothing good on." Despite one of Gates's favorite shows on at the moment.

"Fine, want to see a movie then?" The fox huffed, turning the TV off.

"Nothing good out."

"Then make your own! Geesh!" Gates threw his hands in the air, the remote sailing behind the couch. "Damnit, now look what you made me do."

But Sero didn't care, the collie sat bolt right up at the suggestion, a grin forming on his face.

"That's a great idea!"

"What? The make your own movie...?" Gates had turned to look behind the couch for the remote, and upon looking back, saw that grin that sent chills down his spine.

"Sero...what are you thinking? I don't like that look. Sero...? OH GOD NO-!"

"Huh, I wonder why he wanted us to come over so suddenly?" A yellow and cream fur colored Paox said as she stepped out of her boyfriend's car, a bleached white fox getting out of the driver's side.

"I don't know. He just said, 'Whitey and Panda! I have something amazing to show you! Get over here ASAP!' then hung up." Whitey looked around the house, nothing seemed to have exploded, or looked out of place, or some giant stomping around.

"Oh! Maybe he invented the greatest cupcake ever!" Panda squealed and jumped a bit in the air.

"Babe, that's your priority, remember?" He chuckled and wrapped a hand around her, pulling her close as they went to the front door.

"Oh yeah, that's right. That bastard! If he did I'll kill him!" She fumed and pouted, Whitey rolling his eyes as they knocked.

There was no answer.

He knocked again. Still nothing.

"If he left to go somewhere..." Whitey growled before the door finally opened.

"Finally! Now what was so import- AIEEEP!"

Whitey slowly blinked as he came to. The last thing he remembered was a bright flash then everything going dark. He began to look around, and gulped, seeing he was in a massive bedroom, everything from the dresser, to the bed, to the door loomed far overhead.

"That bastard! He shrunk me!" The white fox growled up. As he stood, seeing what looked like some kind of cardboard city to his side, before a booming voice above caught his attention.

"The giant had finally awoken, the city's worse fear coming to life as devious and rampaging thoughts began to enter his mind." Sero loomed above, holding a camcorder as he narrator in some deeper voice.

"Dude! What the fuck?! Why did you shrink us? Where's Panda?" Whitey growled up.

"The monster seemed upset from not having such a restful slumber. In his grouchiness, he began to storm through the city, pushing aside buildings!"

"Sero! Did you not hear me? I said-!" The fox was quickly cut off as Sero's other hand held some kind of gun with a yellow nob at the end, threatening with it. Now it came back to Whitey. That was the last thing he saw before he got zapped and shrunk...

"The MONSTER decided to take out his aggression on the neighboring city!" Sero narrated again, wagging the gun for the fox to get to it. Growling again, whitey began to stomp through the horrible drawn and assembled cardboard buildings, knocking a few away belatedly, just hoping to get this over with.

"Hey watch it!" A tiny voice from below cried up, causing the fox to stop in mid step. Looking down, he found a brown figure waving his arms to get his attention.

"Gates?" Whitey crouched down, eyeing the even tinier fox. "Ha! You're puny!" He poked with a claw.

"Cut it out!" Gates bit at the massive claw.

"It seems the giant found resistance in the city! No matter! Nothing would stop him in his rampage of the day! Especially some weak speck of a fox!" Sero boomed once more.

"I'm not weak!" Gates cried up before turning to Whitey. "Look, he got bored and took a suggestion I made literally and is making his own movie. Just go along and we may get back to normal." Gates grumbled.

"What about Panda?"

"I don't know, probably somewhere around here." Gates looked side to side before ear splaying.

"I SAID, the giant wasn't going to let any weak speck stand in his way!"

"I think I gotta stomp you now Gates..." Whitey shrugged, looming the foot over once more. Yelping, Gates quickly took off, running down the paper street as the white paws crashed behind.

"No wait! Come on! Don't take it too seriously!" Gate's cried back.

"The brown speck was no match for the giant! His end grew closer and closer to that inevitable smoosh!"

"You aren't helping!" Gate's screamed up at the collie.

"Whitey! There you are!" Panda's voice rang out, causing the white fox to stop and look towards one of the taller "buildings" as a tiny Panda waved from the window.

"It seems the only thing that could distract the giant was the call of a beautiful women, who had seemed to find herself attracted to the giant despite his rampaging! Will she be able to soothe his temper?"

"It'll only be soothed once I kick your ass..." Whitey mumbled before making his way to the paox. "Babe, how did you get up there?"

"I took the elevator, duh."

"Wait...what?"

Panda only shrugged in response. "I figured if I went up high enough, you'd see me."

Whitey nodded and reached in, tearing apart the front of the cardboard a bit before snagging his girlfriend, sitting her in his palm as he gave her a kiss.

"It seemed to have worked! For now...But what's this? The giant's kiss! It seems to have affected the paox in some way, as she suddenly began to grow and match the giant's height!" A quick zap from the gun at Panda caused her to quickly grow in size, Whitey having to set her down eventually once she got to heavy, the paox giggling as she pushed against some buildings. Before standing up.

"Rawr!"

"Oh no! It seems the power has gone to the new giant's head as she began to rampage now as well, exerting her new found strength on the citizens below!"Sero zoomed in a bit, finding Gates near the outskirts of the town.

"The weak speck from before could only watch in horror as his city was ravenged, yet he felt compelled to stay and watch, maybe to find some weakness!" That "compelling" feeling being the ray gun pointed at the fox once again.

Whitey shrugged and joined in with his girlfriend, pushing aside the buildings and doing mock roars.

"As the two continued on, the white giant grabbed the other and quickly kissed, finding himself unable to hold back once again!" Sero once more commanded.

"Now this I can get behind." Whitey smirked, before grabbing Panda around the waist, the paox giggling as they both kissed deeply.

"But the new giantess was taken back by his forwardness and pulled away, slapping him across the snout!"

Panda seemed to obey without thinking, slapping Whitey before gasping.

"Babe! I'm sorry! I was just too into it!"

"Ow!" Whitey groaned, rubbing his cheek. "Couldn't you have held back?"

"The whitey monster was furious! As he broke away, and whatever he did to her to cause her to grow began to wear off! The paox quickly shrinking back to normal size, now at the mercy of the white giant!" As Sero fired the beam again, shrinking the Paox once more.

"What? No! You can leave her big!" Whitey protested, but another way of the ray shut him up.

"His heart broken and rejected, the monster was angrier than ever before and tore into the city with renewed vigor!" The collie commanded, Whitey rolling his eyes as he began to tear into the city more.

"Eeep! Babe! Careful!" Panda wailed as she fled, trying to find safety somewhere as Whitey picked up pieces of the false city and threw them were he could.

"Rawr rawr! Look at me! My heart is shattered and my rage unrelenting! Rawr rawr!" Whitey called out, decimating as much as he could.

"The city was at his mercy, no one could stop him!" Sero chimed in, seeming to be heading for an ending by the tone of the voice.

"Rawr! I'm the biggest, baddest, strongest macro there is! I'm unbeatable! Rawr!" Whitey roared out, kicking over the last cardboard house. Suddenly, the whole ground shook as a massive white paw slammed on the outskirts of the town. Sero had aimed the camera at his paw, the fox barely ankle high to him to show off the comparison.

"Is that a fact runt?" He boomed down with authority, hamming it up.

"Wait...what the hell? What are you doing?" Whitey screamed up, gulping. Slowly Sero pulled the camera back, getting both him and Whitey in the shot as he grinned at the camera.

"Its time to show this runt what a real macro is!" As he turned and loomed his foot over the fox.

"Sero! Not funny-!"