King Arthur's lesson in mating
"Wart. Wart! Wart. Now, take it easy." A disembodied voice said as a small red furred squirrel moved very quickly from tree branch to tree branch in the dense British forest. "Take it easy, boy. Wart! Oh, no, boy! No, no! - Wart!" The voice said again as the squirrel messed up a jump and was about to fall down from the tree top. "Whoa. Oh!" The red squirrel shockingly said as it saved itself from falling to its death.
"Now, what did I tell you? Always look before you leap." The voice said again and it turned out it came from a dark blue furred squirrel. Now two talking squirrels is of course preposterous, but these were not really squirrels, but the wizard Merlin and his student, the future king Arthur of Britain, but at the moment called Ward. Merlin had used his magic to turn them both into squirrels for that day's lesson
"Well, I made it, didn't I?" Ward said to Merlin as the old wizard caught up with his young pupil.
"Yes, yes, you made it. You made it, but you, you can't always trust to luck, boy. Now, first thing... you start with the short jumps. Gauge the distance carefully." Merlin answer back as the two met up and Merlin explained before making a jump.
"And... Oh! Now, there, you see? Even then you can miss. So, don't take gravity too lightly or it'll catch up with you." Merlin explained after making the jump
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Ward: "-What's gravity?"
"Gravity is what causes you to fall. "Merlin said
"Oh, like a stumble or, or a trip?" Ward said as he thought he got it.
"Yes, it's like a stumble or a... No, no, no, no, no. It's the force that pulls you downward. The, the phenomenon that any two material particles or bodies... if free to move, will be accelerated toward each other." Merlin explained further as the two continued their trek in the tree tops, but then another squirrel, a real squirrel, which was a red furred female one, had showed up and blocked their way.
"Merlin, how will we get by?" Ward asked.
"Hmm? Oh. Oh, well, I, I suppose we better go back to a side track. "Merlin said as the two shifted to another branch to allow the real squirrel to move by them.
"Go on, go on. You got lots of room." Ward said and encouraged the real squirrel to move along.
"Well, l... I, I, I guess she can't be sidetracked. That's a girl squirrel, that, and a redhead at that." Merlin said amused as he figured out why the female red squirrel wouldn't go away.
Ward: "She sure acts funny."
Merlin: "Well, she likes you."
Ward: "Why?"
"Yes, well, well, well, that's nature again. But I'm afraid there's no time to explain. Here, here, now. You better leave me out of it." Merlin said as he got out of the way as the female squirrel chased Ward around a bit.
"Yeah, me too. Merlin! Merlin!" Ward said as he tried to get away, but was ensnared by the female squirrel's tail.
"You're on your own, lad. I'm afraid magic can't solve this problem." Merlin said amused as he looked on.
"Look, I'm, I'm not a boy. I mean... I'm not a squirrel. I'm a boy. A human boy. Not a real sq... Oh, leave me alone!" Ward tried to explain to the squirrel girl as he wanted her to get away.
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Merlin, what'll I do? She won't leave me..." Ward pleaded to Merlin to help him get rid of the real squirrel.
Merlin: "Well, I'm, I'm afraid you're stuck, lad. Well, when a girl squirrel chooses a mate, it's for life."
Ward: "But I won't be a squirrel tomorrow."
"But she doesn't know that. She only knows one simple fact. That you're a him and she's a her. - That's a natural phenomenon." Merlin again said, but this time more lustful as he was starting to hope to see some mating later on. Only for academic purposes of cause, it was important for a king to learn, although it would be pleasurable to watch for the old wizard.
"Phenomenon-menum?" Ward said confused.
"Well, it's the, the, uh... It's a state of being A frame of mind It's a most befuddling thing and to every being of every kind it is discombobulating. You're wasting time resisting You'll find the more you do The more she'll keep insisting." Merlin said as he hoped that Ward would just give up.
"Now leave me alone! I mean it!" Ward said annoyed as he still persisted.
"It's a rough game Anyone knows There are no rules. Anything goes. There's no logical explanation. For this discombobulation It's a most bemuddling Most befuddling thing" Merlin mused.
"Now, go on. Shoo! Get a tree of your own. Skedaddle! You... You... You... You...Oh, you squirrelly squirrels!" Ward said again annoyed as continued to try to get away.
"She's gaining on you, Wart. There's no sensible explanation for this discombooberation It's a most hodge-podgical, most Illogical, most confusiling, most bamboozling, most bemuddling, most be-befu-fuddling Thing." Merlin said as he was still entertained, that is, until another red furred squirrel showed up and started cozying up to the wizard in squirrel form.
"Really, now, Miss, uh... Madam. I, uh... You, you, you've made a mistake. Now, now, now, please. Please, you... Oh! Madam! Madam! Now, look here. I am not a boy. I, I mean, I'm... I'm not a squirrel. I'm a b... No, that's not what... No! No. I'm, I'm, I'm a stupid old... No! I'm an old man. An old human. Understand? Oh, hang it all. Now, go away. Shoo, shoo. Impossible. Impossible! Ooh, confound it! Confound it all!" Merin said as it was now his turn to be pestered be the unwanted flirtation of a female red squirrel, but unlike Ward who had a cute squirrel little female, Merlin had a rather sizeable female harassing him.
"Merlin, I'm tired of being a squirrel. It's nothing but trouble." Ward said as he joined up with Merlin after being tired of trying to escape his female pursuer.
"Oh, you've got trouble? Look at my... Look back there!" Merlin said annoyed and pointed at the female squirrel that was annoying him.
"Let's just go back to being humans." Ward said.
Merlin however still wanted to teach the future king of England about mating, even if it meant that he himself had to mate with an unattractive female. He therefor said a couple of magic words "Zip zap kama sutra.", which would make the females more inclined for human sexual position.
"Not so hasty, Ward." Maybe now would be a good time for another important lesson, how to express your love." Merlin said.
"Express your love?" Ward asked curious and wondered why the little female red squirrel was being pushier to get to his groin area.
"Yes, you see lad, love making, or sex is one of the most important parts of life, since essentially it is about creating to next generation, or getting offspring." Merlin said.
"Eh, I don't want to have any children. I am still a child myself." Ward said a bit self-conscious.
"Don't worry; I am fairly certain that since you really are a human that you won't inseminate her, probably yes. I must implore you to do this lesson, since it is very important for a man, especially a man of your important to know how to eh spread one's seed as it were. Also, thanks to evolution, the whole ordeal is actually quite pleasurable, and I think it is the only way to get rid of the pesky rodents." Merlin said enticingly.
"Uhm, okay where do begin." Ward said a bit uncomfortable.
Merlin: '" Well, have you ever had your penis go hard."
"Eh, yeah it has gone hard a few times." Ward said a bit embarrassed.
"Wonderful, Ward." Merlin however said ecstatic. "That means you have grown into sexual maturity, your first step into adulthood. Now you might have noticed that you don't have your penis out, that's because it is hidden inside the sheath between your legs, for protection. Now we are going to coax it out, and for that we are going to use the females."
"How" The boy in squirrel form asked and Merlin smiled at him. Then the older male squirrel sat down comfortably against the tree trunk and then pushed the larger pushy female's head down to his crotch. The female quickly caught on thanks to Merlin's spell and started licking his balls and sheath and the old man in squirrel form moaned out in pleasure, since it had been several decades since he had gotten any sort of sexual action.
Ward looked in curiosity at the scene for a moment before he was reminded there was also a female who wanted him, as the smaller female red squirrel kept bumping him to get his attention. Ward then laid down further down the branch and hoped the female would do most of the work, since he didn't know what to do. The cute red female squirrel quickly found Ward's groin and gave it a few sniffs, before nuzzling it lovingly and then starting to lick the genitalia as the larger female was doing. The future King Arthur gave out soft gasps of pleasure as the soft tongue tease his soft sheath and it felt really good. Ward had only had a couple of morning boners at that point and had rubbed them a bit out of curiosity, but then had to ignore them since he was called to work.
From the stimuli with their tongues, the two females were soon able get the dicks out of the sheaths, and then again due to Merlin's magic spell, they did the more human thing and took the cocks in their mouths and began blowing their respective partners.
Merlin's female sucked his dick rather roughly, as she managed to take his entire dick in her maw and suckled on it hard. Ward's female was however more gentle, as she bobbed her head in a more eased tempo, which Ward appreciated since it was his first time.
The two males kept on moaning as the two females quickly got them both fully hard and the two would have been happy to just feed their pent up loads to the sucking females, but the girl squirrels had other plans.
As soon as they got tired of blowing cocks, they got on all fours with their backs turned to the males and then raised their tails in eager anticipation of being mounted and claimed by the men.
Merlin however wanted to teach Arthur something first and said: "Okay Ward, listen, just as our two females here have done to make us ready by oral stimuli, so can we make them more ready by using our mouths against their genitalia. It is usually frown upon in this time period, but I can assure you that this will make any woman you bed like you even more." Merlin then ducked his head down behind the large red squirrel female and Ward couldn't see what he was doing, but whatever it was, it made the female giggle and moan.
Arthur then got behind his female and saw for the first time a female vagina. He inhaled its scent and found it titillating. He then hesitantly moved his head to the hot opening and stuck out his tongue and let it take a quick lick. The cute red squirrel female let out a soft pleasured sound and ward himself liked the taste, so he continued eating out the cute squirrel's wet cunt, much to the female's delight.
The two males continued munching on the females' privates for a bit, until Merlin raised his head and with a face covered in pussy juice he said: "Well, I think that's enough, lad. Now it is time for mating. Merlin then got into position behind the large female and aimed his cock at the entrance, before saying: "Here you go, madam" and he then entered the pussy fully with just a single push, and started fucking her with all the vigor the old squirrel could muster.
Ward then did as Merlin and prepared to mount his female from behind. He was shacking a bit out of nervousness, but when he finale entered her hot tight entrance he felt right at home. He started slowly mating with his partner as Merlin was doing and felt incredible. He then slowly sped up his action until he was just hammering the delighted female squirrel, and put his mentor to shame with his sexual energy.
Arthur felt incredible and his previous reservations against his squirrel mate had vanished, as it felt like her vagina was sucking him in. Merlin was on the same page as he too now found enjoyment with his female, as her hot box felt mighty well around his shaft.
It didn't last long however, as both male's filled balls were aching for release. No words were exchanged between them as they let the animal inside them take over and mate with all their vitality, until it happened.
One after the other, they both came and shot their life giving seed inside the females, which filled their wombs with the baby making formula.
The two males then stayed in their respective squirrel partner, until every drop of semen from their orgasm had escaped their dicks and entered the female's welcoming vaginas.
Finally, the withdrew from the girls and laid back on the branch they were staying on and hoped for a bit of rest. The female squirrels were however far from done with the males, and immediately started blowing the tired boys again to get the reproductive organs back to their useful hardness. Merlin and Ward would have complained if it wasn't for them feeling too tired and feeling too good to protest.
The boys let the girl suck them until they were fully hard again, and then the girls did something they wouldn't have done if it wasn't for Merlin's magic spell, as Merlin's female straddled him in the cowgirl position and started riding him roughly, while at the same time, Ward's female mounted him in the reverse cowgirl position and started bouncing on his rigid pole
For Merlin it was a bit painful in this position, since his squirrel female was pretty large and her big weight made him hurt a little every time she let her hips drop on his crotch. He looked over at Ward and got a bit envious of his petite, red, female squirrel who was a bit more nibble, and who seemed to cause Arthur nothing but pleasure. She also sounded cuter, with her cute pleasured squeaks, instead of the hard huffing the large female squirrel made. The old wizard thought about asking for a switch, but didn't want to interrupt the happy couple, so he decided to just endure
This sex scene lasted a bit longer, since both men had just had their last orgasm and the pressure for release wasn't so great. However, they eventually had to give in and climax and give their respective female another gift in form of their life giving seed, shot deep within each pussy.
The two males then thought that their squirrel partners had had their fill and laid back to relax. The girls had however other plans as they kept humping the passive male bodies to milk more cum out of their aching cocks.
Once the dicks had then gone fully limb, the females dismounted their mates and then proceeded to try to suck them hard again. This time however the boys resisted since their cocks were pretty sore by then. The both got up and struggled to get away and in the commotion, Merlin accidentally shoved Ward off the branch they were on and he fell down, only to avoid total disaster by managing to catch himself on a rotting branch.
As that wasn't bad enough, a hungry wolf beneath him had seen him fall and now awaited his finale fall to doom. Ward's squirrel mate tried to help him stay up safe, but unfortunately he fell anyway as the rotten branch gave in and Ward fell to the ground with the rotten branch on his tail so he couldn't escape.
All seemed lost as the hungry wolf was about to eat its prey, but then Ward's female red squirrel sprung into heroic action as she jumped down and bit the wolf in one its hind legs. The wolf then decided to chase the female squirrel instead and thanks to her cunning, she managed to lure the big beast away from Ward and managed to trick it to jump off a ravine, where it landed in a river and floated away.
The little red female squirrel then hurried back to her beloved mate, who she embraced lovingly.
Merlin meanwhile had also gotten down on the ground and had landed in a pile of leaves. "Oh, no! By George! I've had enough of this nonsense! Alakazam!" Merlin said before turning himself back to a human and then angrily said to the large female red squirrel: ""There. You see? I'm an ugly, horrible, grouchy old man!"
The large female squirrel angrily rushed up a tree where it looked furiously back down at the deceptive wizard and mad angry noises. Merlin wanted to glare back, but his attention was diverted to the couple of squirrels who were still embracing. Merlin then said the magic words to turn Ward back to a human, and a blond human boy he became again.
"There. Now you see? I'm not a squirrel. I'm a boy. I tried to tell you. I'm a boy. A human boy. Oh, if you could only understand." Ward said apologetic, but the red squirrel girl was devastated. She hurried up a tree and entered a hole in the tree where she started crying.
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Ah, you know, lad... that love business is a powerful thing." Merlin comforted
"Greater than gravity?" Ward asked
"Well, yes, boy, in its way, I'd, uh... Yes, I'd say it's the greatest force on Earth." Merlin said as the two walked away and headed home to the castle.
A year later, after a winter where Arthur had pulled the sword from the stone and been crowned king of England, King Arthur and Merlin walked in the same medieval forest they had been in before the times Merlin had turned them into various animals for their lessons.
It was late spring and the two of them discussed the duties of being a king. Arthur still appreciated the wizard's input since he didn't know much about what to do, and he enjoyed walking in the same forest he had grown up playing in, away from the hectic court that was now his everyday life.
However, above him in the tree branches, something caught his eyes. It was some red squirrels moving around on the tree branches, one looked very familiar and the others looked to be under a-year-old.
Arthur blushed and thought that it might be the female squirrel he had mated with the previous year and the other squirrels might be his offspring.
"Merlin, do you think you can turn me into a squirrel again, for just like an hour." King Arthur asked.
Merlin looked up and saw the squirrels. He then gave the young king a smile and then said the desired magic spell.
The end.
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