Living with a horny dog
#2 of Feral Love
This is just a little ramblings on this wet afternoon. It contains discussion about (Man/Dog) sexual interaction amongst other stuff. However it is not a story as such, so it's not usual pawing off material, its more, well, behind the scenes I guess, and some stray thoughts.
If you've never used your hand to pull your balls up to sit beside the base of you penis and looked at it thinking how nice it would be to have a knot like you lover; either your female and don't have the required equipment, or you don't know the steaming hot pleasure and sometimes pain of one who does have what you find yourself wanting, needing and craving.
For as long as I can remember male dogs and what they pack between their hind legs tucked neatly away in a furry sheath have been more arousing to me than almost anything else. Sure stallions are bigger and a variety of others fun to play with, but for me it's the complete package. The desire a dog has to be with you and there willingness to give you love unconditionally. Ok so lets stop there that phrase "unconditional love" is used a lot when talking about dogs but is it really true. I love every canine that ever lives with me and treat them very well. Doing my best to satisfy all of their needs. However if I was a real bastard and treat a dog like shit would it really be so keen to be around me and be loyal and loving toward me. I think not, in such a case a dog might stick around because there is food or they get to screw something regularly but I don't think love could really be said to be involved. I have seen dogs from puppy farms who may have been fed well and who got to have sex a lot but they were so scared of their own shadows that it was heartbreaking.
My point is you need to treat a canine with respect, kindness and love just like any human. That doesn't mean letting them do what ever they want when ever they want. There needs to be rules or boundaries set or just like a spoilt child who gets everything they want you will end up with a dog that doesn't do what you ask and who may become a danger to themselves and others. For example a guy I knew used to let his 40kg dog wonder around in the back seat of his car and climb between the front seats. I said to him, his dog needs to be in a harness. To which I was told, he likes to go between the windows to look out. This guy claim to really love his dog yet by not restraining him in any way, he is basically putting is life at risk. If they had a crash at any decent speed a dog of that size could easily Break the drivers neck as he sailed through the front of the vehicle to slam through the windscreen and out onto the road.
I'm not saying it's easy, heaven knows when you are sitting on the couch eating and say a large german shepherd is parked beside you with those big amber eyes staring at you and licking his lips or a big black nose is snuffling around your genitals while your trying to work on your accounts can really test your resolve. We have rules for reasons. The important thing is to be both fair and consistent with what you do. In the case of the meal, there was onion in the stew I was eating poisonous to my lover so there was no way he was going to get any. Thus before I sat down I had cut up a little carrot to give as tit bits or I would just feed him his dog food after I finished eating. However if he stole from my plate the consequence would be swift he would be told NO and immediately escorted outside till I had finished eating. I very rarely need to raise my voice and have never struck him apart from a little pat on the backside to get his attention if he had his mind elsewhere when I needed him to do something and he wasn't facing me. Not hard enough to cause pain mind you, just enough force say hay I'm talking to you.
When It comes to trying to get those blasted accounts done while some horny sable shepherd is under the table doing his best to get me rock hard is a little more tricky. Alas more often than not, it results in my resolve crumbling in a big mess on the floor. Ok so the theory goes that if he was a wild canine he would only get to mate a few times a year if he was lucky and even when a bitch was in heat she would chomp him on the nose unless she was in just the right part of her heat. So being told no in no uncertain terms is normal for a canine. Not to mention that if you always give in when your dog comes to you for sex, it may lead to embarrassing situations if you have people around when your lover wants to get frisky.
My boy like so many males usually gets sleepy after humping so he would leave me in peace to get on with the accounts if I give in to his request. However chances are if he mounts me or I cum, I will get sleepy also. So I have a few options open to me: 1) screw the accounts lets fuck boy. 2) take him into another room which usually fails because he scratches on the door and it's impossible to concentrate. 3) a food bribe such as a raw hide chew or pigs ear which will take him a while to eat and hopefully he will sleep afterwards. However you want to make sure you don't just get up and give him the treat straight away, doing so would most likely register in his brain as "I poked around with your dick and balls and then I got rewarded, so if I repeat the procedure in 5 minutes I'll get another treat." That's the problem with German Shepherds they are just to smart for their own good sometimes. Thus get up do something else for a minute then give the treat and go back to the accounts. 4) Distract him with some other activity like going for a walk or playing ball, but that still doesn't help me get the accounts done.
So which option did I choose last time this happened... None of them, well ok a little of option 1. Option 5 thanks to modern technology I grabbed my laptop and my pile of bills and walked into the bedroom and placed both on the floor next to his dog bed so I had something soft to rest my knees and elbows on, I straightened out the sheet on top of the dog bed to catch any fluids that might rain down from either of us. The flannel sheet was folded twice so gave a reasonable moisture barrier between the carpet, dog bed and two horny males. I then dropped my pants and got down on all fours on the dog bed and went back to going through the bank statement. In the mean time the large canine who had been standing behind me doing a little dance of excitement lifting all four of his paws alternately off the floor went back to work also by beginning to lick from my balls up to my ass hole with is big long wide tongue. Electricity $257 50% for business use. Thud, the front half of a big fluffy sable shepherd lands on my back. I pull the laptop back to wards me a little has I am pulled firmly back to meet the hunching and thrusting haunches of this wonderful animal that I adore. stab, stab. Oh Crap, I forgot the KY lube I suddenly realised bang, his tip found its mark. He pulled back a little confused as to why he hadn't slid in easily as usual but didn't give it much thought as he pushed forward hard. Ouch, that hurt. Shepherds aren't usually small but my guy was just that little bit bigger than average. He was already starting to squirt precum as he usually does almost as soon as he gets erect but without the extra lubrication of the KY everything was still way to dry. Thinking quickly I spat on my hand and grabbed his dick as he powered forward once more. It must have helped a little, for his next thrust went in a little easier and the thrust after than was very hard. I don't know if his dick was a little tender because of the extra friction, but he just came to a stop with his dick in almost as far as it would go. He then just stood above me panting while his knot was rapidly growing inside me. The only trouble was despite his last thrust being quite strong, the friction of my dry ass had stopped him. His knot only just inside and it was quickly becoming very painful as the knot was expanding inside the middle of my sphincter ring, which was forcing it to grow beyond it's design limits for passing poop through.
I hadn't been in this much pain since I panicked when a mastiff had slipped his knot inside me and I had yanked it out thinking I wouldn't be able to take it when he became fully engorged. Boy was that a mistake some dogs can get their knot to full size very quickly. So what I really did was pull out a fairly large knot that was already 3/4 of its' full size and cause myself some serious pain and probably hurt the poor dog. I knew better but as I say I had panicked and thought I could get him out before he tied properly. DON'T DO THIS!!! If you tie just try to stay still and do your best to keep the dog still, until he finishes and gets soft, you are far less likely to wreck your ass if you can just ride the pain and pressure out until the dog pulls out naturally after he has cum.
I had to do something though my boy's knot was not really in or out so I reach back with both hands and pulled his rump forward towards me as hard as I could. He shuffled a little on his back legs and gave another short thrust, which was all that was needed. As his knot slipped home my sphincter close behind his knot, tying us together the way it was supposed to be. Since my eyes had watered slightly from the sharp pain of a few seconds ago, I couldn't have focused on my accounts at that moment even if I wanted. So I reached for a pillow on the bed and dragged it down onto the dog bed with me, and laying my head down I closed my eyes for a minute to recover. My shepherd as if asking if I was all right then leaned down and started licking the beads of sweat off my neck and face taking a particular interest in my ears which he really likes licking out. If you can handle the size of a big dogs dick they are so much better once you tie than a small guy, in my opinion anyway; just because they have the body length to be able to give you lick kisses and the incredibly erotic ability to pant right next to your ear, as they go about shooting their seed deep inside you.
A few minutes later, I had recovered enough to go back to my accounts, while we waited for him to finish giving me his puppy juice. That was until he had decided it was time to turn. Now ordinarily I can handle him turning as long as he does it slowly and I can keep hold of a back leg. However due to the abuse my hole had taken this time, the procedure was less than pleasant, as he pulled on my rectum when he swung around to go ass to ass. A trick that works with some dogs and not others is to use a nice soft cord like on a dressing gown to tie our hips together as close to our stomachs as possible. So the cord goes at the top of his hips in front of his back legs then around and does up between my stomach and erect penis. On a Weimaraner or any breed that has big flaps of skin at the top of their back legs, joining them to the dogs belly this doesn't work; because you are fastening yourself to them to far down their legs, and it can slip down. The idea is that when they try and move it pulls your hips and takes some of the pressure off the connection between the knot and your ass. Mind you if you can stop the dog from even trying to move that is far more preferable. My guy was usually pretty good he would pull every so often to see if he could pull out but mostly he would just stand there panting away while he filled me up.
So did option 5 work. No not really, I would have been better taking option 1 preparing properly with some lube. Then having a nap with my lover before getting back to my accounts later in the day.
In fact I'm going to add a little reality to that last statement. In my opinion the most dangerous part of dog sex is not once the knot is buried deep inside you but the very start, when the dogs penis is being wildly stabbed into your rear end with great fervour. At that point in time, there is very little padding around the baculum bone inside the penis. Thus being ploughed into the outside of you hurts, but if it catches on the inside of your ass repeatedly with some force behind it because you haven't used any lube. Then your next stop might be the emergency room to get your bowel sown up again because your ass wont stop bleeding.
So for the love of canines ALWAYS USE LUBE!!!
Well on that cautionary note dear reader the sun has come out again, so I really should go and do some work. As much as I would like, this farm doesn't run itself and there is a lot to be done.
So take care of yourselves and your lovers no matter what their species.