Best Bear Birthday
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Troy Evans used to be a normal 10 year caucasian human, but then he got cancer. The treatments weren't working and he was left a shriveling dying husk of his former self. Luckily for Troy there was a last resort that everyone eventually turns to when they are left with no normal options. The Non-Feral Animal Transformation program. Troy's parents were very skeptical about letting their youngest child get transformed into a talking animal to cure his ailments and save his life.
Children can only get transformed under very rare circumstances and Troy's case checked all the requirement boxes. Most people had to wait a whole 18 years before they voluntarily undertook the change to become an animal. The change was quick and painless. You hop into the booth and with a flash of magic, poof, you were a healthy animal of whatever species you chose. You might not have hands anymore but you learned to just ask for help with more complicated tasks.
Troy's eleventh birthday was coming up and the doctors convinced his parent the transition would be easier for everyone who knew him if they make an event out of it. Troy was just happy that his pain and suffering was going be over. Troy smiled as he thought about being able to run and play with his friends again. It wouldn't be quite the same, but it would be close enough. It sure as hell beat dying.
The consultation at the clinic with the Dr Barling went well. When the doctor asked Troy what he wanted to be. Troy looked at his parents and whispered it into Dr Barling's ear. With a big smile the Barling says, "There's no shame in wanting to be one of those. I know several, and except for one in particular, they are all living very happy and healthy lives."
Doctor Barling goes to the book shelf in his office and pulls out large picture book. He flips through the pages and comes to a group photo of several types of bears. He holds the book out to Troy and he looks at all the varieties of bears. Panda, polar, grizzly, brown, black, sloth, spectacled, and moon. Troy's eyes go wide at the sight of the exact type of bear he wanted to be. His parents smile as Troy pokes his finger at the pair of Asian Black Bears, AKA moon bears.
The bear in the picture is sitting up on his haunches showing off the very distinctive V shape on his chest while the other bear hugs him lovingly. Troy smiles and says, "I want to be batman." Doctor Barling smiles back and says, "Okay kiddo! We'll get everything setup and will be ready for your birthday party." Doctor Barling shakes Troy hand and says, "I have a few things to discuss with your mom and dad. Why don't you go with nurse Brian and look at all the neat things in the gift shop?" Troy goes with Brian to look at all the racks of collars, harnesses, and NFA safety vests.
Barling's smile fades as Troy leaves the room. He asks Mr and Mrs Evans, "Are you fully prepared for the consequences of this decision? There are good reasons why only adults can get transformed." Mr Evans asks, "What do you mean?" Doctor Barling takes off his glasses to rub the bridge of his nose and says, "The transformation will arrest his mental development cycle." Mrs Evans exclaims, "Our son is going to be a retard bear?" Barling winches and replies, "That's not what I said, and please don't use that word." Barling puts on his glasses and explains, "A simple way to put it is that your son will always be an eleven year old. You can teach him how to do grown up things, but he will always be an eleven year old doing them." Mrs Evans cries on Mr Evans shoulder. With determination, Mr Evans says, "He's pretty mature for his age. I'm sure he will be just fine the way he is."
The invitations are sent out and everything is prepared. On the day of the event the clinic's gym has all the equipment moved to one side. Decorations are set up and it looks like the best birthday party an 11 year old could ask for. All of Troy's classmates are invited and several bears that lived in the local area are scheduled to be there.
In the corner of the gym, sits Philthy the Polar Bear. His large white body is marred by black claw scars covering his head, neck, chest, and front legs. Sitting next to him is his co-worker Ling-Ling the Panda. She wonders why the armed guard has been following Philthy around ever since they got here. Ling-Ling whispers to Philthy, "Why is he looking at us like that? The invitation said I could bring a plus one. I figured your's must have gotten lost in the mail. Us bears have to stick together."
Philthy returns the death stare that the guard named Knight is giving him. Philthy was masochistic enough to accept Ling-Ling's offer to go to this party for some sick kid even though he clearly knew he wasn't welcome here. Philthy eyes the breeding mount behind a curtain on the side of the room and wonders if he could sneak over there to use it while nobody is looking.
The doors are held open and a large Grizzly Bear named Rodney walks into the gym. With a smirk, Rodney walks over to Philthy and invades his personal space. Rodney says, "Stand up and give me a big bear hug for old times sake!" Philthy rolls his eyes and stands on his hind legs. Rodney presses his body against Philthy and says, "Philthy, I haven't seen you in a while." Rodney's head rubs against the scar tissue on Philthy's neck as the grizzly's paws rub his back.
They release the embrace and drop back down to all four. Rodney looks at Ling-Ling and says, "Hello there, I'm Rodney." He holds a bear paw out for a shake and Ling-Ling grips it. She replies, "Ling-Ling. It's nice to meet you. How do you know Phil?" Rodney releases the paw and looks at Philthy to say, "He was the one who inspired me to become a bear." Philthy interjects, "You stalked me at the zoo and never listened when I told you to leave me alone." Rodney waves a paw and says, "It all worked out in the end."
Rodney points to the breeding mount behind a curtain an says, "We got a few minutes until the party starts. Want to go crank one out for old times sake?" With a smile Philthy says, "You get the mount and I'll get you." Ling-Ling watches as her supposed date goes behind a curtain and starts a three way with a sex robot.
Philthy uses his paws to screw in a fresh bottle under the artificial vagina. He flips the switch and Rodney uses the pedals to adjusts the height and angle. Rodney says, "Do me a solid and lick my sheath to get me hard." Philthy is only doing this indigity because he is about to be balls deep in the grizzle very soon. His tongue swirls around the sheath and it doesn't take long at all for Rodney's erection to spring free. Rodney climbs up on the mount and groans at the instant pleasure of the rotating and pumping hole. Philthy reaches his neck down to use his saliva to liberally coat his own growing member.
Once in position behind Rodney, Philthy stands up and wraps his paws around the grizzly. His cock finds the mark and Philthy slides it in with ease. Rodney gives a groan at the feeling. He moves his hips in time with the pumping of the machine and is in heaven. Philthy doesn't have to do much as Rodney does all the work for him. The two pant and embrace as they get their frustrations out on each other. Rodney is getting close to his orgasm and starts clamping his anus down on the intruder. The pressure causes Philthy to give a quiet moan. Rodney asks, "Are you close too? We are so in sync. I want you to cum in me and fill me up with your baby batter." The silly dirty talk causes Philthy to go over the edge. He starts squirting his seed into Rodney as Rodney squirts into the breeding mount. The cup fills half way up and they lay against each other and pant.
A few other bears show up and finally Dr Lee comes out to give them instructions for the party. She frowns when she sees Philthy and Rodney's hind legs under the curtain of the breeding mount. Knight stands beside the curtain occasionally peeking in. "Okay bears, the instructions included with the invitations were pretty simple, but let's go over them again in case some of you didn't read them." She looks directly at the Philthy as he exits the breeding mount area. She continues, "This is Troy's 11th birthday party. He's going to say his goodbyes, then Doctor Barling will take him back to get changed. He'll come back here to blow out candles on the bear cake and open presents. I want all of you on your best behaviour. Play with his classmates and enjoy the bear buffet table in moderation."
She looks around at the bears and says, "Everyone line up over there and I will start letting the guests in." The bears line up to sit against the back of the room and Doctor Lee looks at a sloth bear. She walks over and chastises, "Hungry, everyone was told to leave collars and vests in the changing room. With embarrassment, Hungry replies, "Sorry, it's so comfortable I forgot I was wearing it." The other bears snicker. Dr Lee unfastens the velcro and pulls off the collar. She smooths the fur out and boops his nose. Knight takes a seat on a platform of the obstacle course and reaches back to pat the butt of the rifle hanging on his back. Philthy gives him an nod. Rodney comes out from the breeding mount. He grabs a few napkins off a table and walks up to Dr Lee with them in his mouth. She takes the offered napkins and Rodney turns around and lowers his chest. He looks back at her without a trace of shame and asks, "Can you wipe off all the bear jizz for me sweety?"
The room erupts in laughter as Dr Lee's face turns red. She dabs the paper napkins under his tail and finishes with a wipe. She throws them in the trash can and repeats, "Best behavior!" She walks over to the door and unlocks it.
The kids excitedly rush into the room. They see the bears and a few of the braver kids approach cautiously. Ling-Ling breaks the ice, "Hi there, we heard your friend Troy was going to be one of us and came to wish him a happy birthday." The boy holds his hand out and Ling-Ling presses her head against it. With the ice broken, the kids all touch and climb on the bears.
Philthy does what he usually does in situations like this. He lays on his belly and tries to come up with sarcastic answer to the question of how he got those scars. A child sits on his back as Philthy looks around at all the adults. They converse and occasionally glance over to check on their kids. Philthy looks over at Knight as he does his job.
The birthday boy arrives and struggles to walk on his own. The boy is bald from the failed chemo. His pale and sickly body is a terrible to look at. Philthy doesn't let himself feel much emotion anymore but his heartstrings are still tugged at when the other kids hug Troy and wish him luck with his transformation. Ling-Ling whispers in Philthy's ear, "We should say something to him." Philthy shrugs and says, "The kid is probably tired of people telling him the same things repeatedly." Ling-Ling waves Troy over and gives him a gentle hug. Troy feels her soft chest fur and presses his bald head to it.
Ling-Ling comforts him, "This is what other people will feel when you hug them." Troy says, "I can't wait." Troy looks at Philthy and asks, "What happened to you?" With sarcasm, Philthy says, "I fell into a meat grinder." Troy lets go of Ling-Ling and holds a hand out to touch the patchy fur on Philthy's neck. He traces a long line and then pokes at the raised scar. Philthy says, "It's not nice to poke people like that." Troy pulls his hand away and says, "I saw you at the petting zoo a long time ago. Mom told me to stay away from you." Philthy flashes his yellow teeth and says, "Sounds like a good plan. Why don't you hurry along and go get transformed. I don't like having to look at that disgusting walking corpse of your human body anymore."
Troy's eyes go wide. No one has ever been mean to him since he has gotten sick. He hurries off and Ling-Ling says, "I wouldn't have invited you along if I knew you were going to be an asshole." Philthy lays his head down and says, "Did you see the look he gave me? People have been walking on eggshells around him ever since he got sick. I made him feel like a normal kid for a few seconds." Ling-Ling frowns and says, "If that's what you want to call it."
Doctor Barling enters the room and announces, "Hello everyone! Thank you for coming to Troy's party. I will take him to get changed and be back in 15 minutes. Troy's mom and older sister hug him and shed tears. Troy's Dad picks up his son and carries him out of the room. With a smile, Troy waves goodbye.
In the room with the transformation booth, Troy's dad helps him get undresses. Dr Barling orders around a technician to select the settings on a console. Barling looks over the screen and says, "Okay, kiddo. Say goodbye to the last pair of underpants you will ever wear." Troy stands naked in the room and hold his briefs in the air. He looks at them and wonders what it will feel like to go naked from now on. He drops them in a donation bin and walks into the booth. Barling says, "Just follow the instructions and you'll do fine." Troy's father takes in the sight of his sickly naked son and is glad this is the last time he has to see him like that. The door closes.
Troy listens to the recording ask him the standard pre transformation safety questions and he answers them. The booth hums to life and with a flash of light, Human Troy, is no more. Troy doesn't feel any different as the door unseals. As the door swings open, the mist clears and Troy looks into the face of his worried Father. Doctor Barling asks, "How do you feel Troy?" Looking for the words to describe feeling normal after being sick for so long, Troy finally says, "I feel amazing!" He pads out of the booth on all four and then stands upon his hind legs to look at the white bat shaped V on his black furred chest. He is now as tall as his dad. Troy gets a hug and Dr Barling says, "He's a young adult moon bear now. He skipped puberty all together. I have a few pamphlets about how to explain the birds and the bees."
Troy's father continues to hug him tight and Doctor Barling says, "You'll have plenty of time for all that later. Let's get the checklist done so he can get back to the party. Doctor Barling feels every inch of Troy's bear body as they go through the list to make sure his body works. Troy giggles as Barling fondles his balls to check for signs of abnormality.
Finally, the checklist is done and a microchip ID is injected into the nape of Troy neck. With a slap on the butt, Doctor Barling pronounces Troy a healthy fully functioning Moon Bear. They exit the room and head back to the party.
The music starts up and Troy struts into the gym as everyone applauds. The candles on the large bear shaped sheet cake are lit and Troy blows them out while wishing he will never get sick again in his new life. Kids hold cake up to the bear guests as they eat the cake slices in one bite. Philthy licks the icing off his muzzle and says, "This is why I came. Free food is best food."
At the buffet table, Philthy looks over the multitude of bear foods and asks Doctor Lee to hold up a chunk of raw tuna. He fails to take the large bite as Lee pulls it away teasingly. He gives her a stern look and she lets him take the piece of tuna. He savors the taste of the high quality meat. Lee holds her fingers out and says, "Now I have meat juice on my hand. Lick it off for me?" Philthy knows Doctor Lee is a flirt so he lewdly tongues at her fingers. She wipes them on a napkin and holds out another piece for Hungry the Sloth Bear. Hungry chews the bite and offers a paw to Philthy. Hungry shakes Philthy's paw and says, "Hi Philthy. I'm Hungry and I'm always hungry. I know my name is confusing but I get so many free meals from it."
Philthy smiles and says, "I can't blame you. I know most people wouldn't say no to a hungry bear." Hungry laughs and says, "This guy gets it! Where's the booze at this party Doctor Lee?" Lee shakes her head and says, "This is an eleven year old's birthday party." Hungry nods his head and says, "Yeah yeah, Just a soda then."
At the center of the room, Troy sits on the floor and open presents. He gets all kind of useful items from the gift registry like a Non-Feral Animal ID collar, safety vest, fur brushes, gift cards to groomers, and gift cards to animal supply stores. The games start and Troy plays tug of war with his friends to show off his strength. The kids assemble teams to go against Troy. It finally takes 4 kids pulling at the rope tied around Troy's chest to cause him to lose. Troy get reinforcements from Rodney and more kids scramble to grab the rope. It isn't a close game as Rodney casually pulls 9 kids over the line. The adults laugh and take pictures.
Later, Ling-Ling chats with Troy as he practices climbing over the obstacles course pushed out of the way against the side of the room. Ling-Ling says, "We could always use more bears at the petting zoo. I'm sure your parents would appreciate the help with all your medical bills. You could work there part time after school." Troy smiles and says, "Sounds like fun!" Ling-Ling smiles back and says, "I'll put in a good word with my boss."
Philthy and Hungry really hit it off. They talk with parents about what being a bear is like and what they used to do before. The party starts to wind down and Hungry says, "Let's go get a real drink." Philthy ditches Ling-Ling and they head off to find some booze. Ling-Ling watches Philthy leave with a frown. Although they technically aren't a couple, they are friends with benefits.
Troy's dad talks with Rodney about how to explain the birds and the bees to a bear. Rodney says, "Just lay out the facts about how babies are made and say it's okay to experiment as long as he know the ground rules." Dad asks, "Ground rules?" Rodney replies, "You know, no biting, clawing, choking, spanking, spitting, fur pulling, or any of that rough stuff unless they agree to it before hand. Your son is a very good looking bear. He will be getting a lot of attention. Be sure to tell him how to use a safeword." Troy's father has a lot of stuff to explain to his now sexually mature son. Once the party is over, Troy's family heads home.
In the car, Troy laughs as he sits in the seat like a human and his sister buckles the seat belt. Things aren't too different for Troy until he goes back to school. He puts on his collar and safety vest and his parent drop him off. The school board had to call a special meeting to decide that Troy was allowed to to finish the last few months of the school year after his change. Being a Non-Feral Animal excused Troy from continuing his traditional education.
Troy sits on the floor off to the side of his teacher's desk. He listens and looks at the book as he follows along with her lessons. He is the center of attention at recess. All the kids love him. Someone is always willing to carry his tray for him as the cafeteria ladies pile his tray high with extra food. His life feels almost like normal but Troy knows the pointlessness of trying to finish the forth grade as a bear. He will have to go to special NFA classes if he wants his General Education Development certificate. Troy ask his parents about getting a job at the petting zoo. His mom is against it, but his dad sees the benefits of being around more NFAs just like him.
At the petting zoo on the bad side of town, Park Director David Swanson looks over digital paperwork on his computer. He sorts through the applications for employment. Three folders form: Duplicate animal, too much trouble, and maybe. He files the duplicate animal applications away in case he needed to replace someone. He looks back at the maybe stack and sees Troy the Moon Bear. He remembers the sob story of this kid from Ling-Ling. Someone like this would be good for the zoo attendance. He picks up the phone and gives the boy's parents a call.
The next day, Troy and his Dad stop by the petting zoo. At the gate, Troy receives a bright green paper collar with visitor written around it. They are early for the interview so they walk around the park looking at the animals. Troy's dad says, "This place would be a pretty nice place to work. It has everything you would need." They see a raptor sitting on a rock beside the pond. Troy becomes excited and bounds over to greet him.
Sitting up on his haunches, Troy exclaims, "Hi there. I'm Troy the MoonBear!" Troy uses his paw to point at the bat shaped white mark on his chest. Scotty looks over the mark and says, "Hey there Troy, I'm Scotty the Raptor!" Scotty clicks his teeth together. Troy giggles and asks, "Were all dinosaurs pink?" Scotty raises his pink feathered crest and says, "Only the fabulous ones like me were!" Troy reaches a paw out and touches the scales on Scotty's neck.
After talking to a few more animals, Troy and his dad get to the snack bar. His dad orders an ice cream and hold its for Troy. They stroll around to the sitting area and a few employees are sitting at a low table. Troy tries to strike up a conversation with the tough looking wolf, "Hi I'm Troy, I am going to work here." The white wolf looks at him and then his dad. The female wolf replies, "Well hello. I'm Scarlet. You have a very striking pattern on your chest." Troy beams with pride at another compliment on his marking.
A puppy joins her and says, "Mama, what kind of animal is he?" Scarlet replies, "A moon bear." The puppy asks, "Is he from the moon?" Scarlet smiles and says, "He is called that because of the crescent moon on his chest." The puppy walks up the bear's chest and gives an "Awoo!" at the moon shape. Troy's dad looks at his watch and says, "We should be going." He holds the melting ice cream out and Troy licks at it with his long tongue. They reach the main office and Troy takes a big bite to finish the icecream cone.
Licking his fingers, Troy's dad fixes the fur around his son's head. They walk into the office and the secretary looks at them. She looks down at the moonbear and asks, "Troy Evans?" Mr Evan's quickly says, "Yes he is ma'am." She hits the intercom and says, "Mr Swanson, your appointment is here." Swanson opens his office door and waves them inside. Troy sits on the floor in front of the desk while his dad sits in the chair beside him.
Mr Swanson asks Mr Evans questions about why his son wants to work here. Mr Evans answers, "I think it would be good for him to spend time with other animals until he figures out what to do with his new life." Troy adds, "I want to help my parent pay for all the medical bills too." Mr Evans smiles sadly at his son. Mr Swanson says, "With being a minor, all your wages and tips would go to your parent's account for them to transfer to you as an allowance." Troy has already been told this by his parents and knows that until he is deemed a responsible adult NFA he is still legally a child. The NFA GED program is what he needs to complete to become fully emancipated.
Running his paw across his head, Troy asks, "Okay. When do I start?" Mr Swanson smiles at the kid's spunk. Swanson pulls out the microchip scanner from his desk drawer. He says, "Lean over here and I can get you into our system." Troy puts his paws on the desk and leans over to let Swanson swipe the scanner over the microchip in his neck. The info on the computer screen is quickly double checked and Swanson uses a digital camera take a few pictures. Swanson takes Mr Evans' bank account info and finishes the new employee file.
Swanson shakes hands with them and says, "Welcome aboard." You can have your orientation right now, if you have time. Mr Evans looks at his son and shrugs. Swanson checks who is clocked in and says, "I'll let you have your choice of who you want to give you a tour. I got Franklin the Liger, Dave the Coyote, and Christmas the Reindeer." Troy looks at his paws and asks, "Do you have any bears?" Swanson scroll down the list and sees Philthy's name at the bottom. With a wry grin Swanson asks, "You really taken a shine to the resident mangled bear? I heard he had a great time crashing your party." Swanson presses his intercom and says, "Get Philthy down here to do an orientation."
Mr Evans is terrified to see the scarred bear again. Philthy walk in the door with annoyance and sees the moonbear. Philthy says, "Well come on then, if you are wanting me to show you around." Mr Swanson lies to Mr Evans, "Philthy has an excellent employee record. He is one of our top attractions at the petting zoo. You can come back at closing time to collect your son." Mr Evans looks at Philthy then his son to say, "Just call me if you need anything or change your mind about working here or anything."
Philthy says, "Let's stop by the locker room and get you out of that collar and vest. You want to frolic around the park naked like nature intended." They walk off leaving Mr Evans very unsure about what he just helped his son sign up for. Troy asks with a laugh, "We have to be completely naked at work?" Philthy explains, "People come here to see animals in their natural state. The dress code is bare fur only. No jewelry or unnatural fur colorings." Troy doesn't mind. He has grown used to having his balls out during the last few weeks. Having his neck and back exposed is nothing to him now.
In the locker room, Troy lets an attendant undress him. His stuff goes in a locker and Troy gets clocked in. Philthy says, "Doesn't that feel better?" They walk around the locker room and look at the various bathtubs and fixtures. Philthy says, "If you ever get dirty or stinky just come by here for a wash." Philthy thinks back to the time some kids dumped their brightly colored drinks over his back as a prank.
They walk out the door and Philthy asks, "You were eleven when you got changed, but your an adult bear now. Does that mean you can drink liquor?" With a smile Troy says, "I think so?" Philthy heads towards the snack bar. Joel asks, "What can I get you?" Philthy pats a paw on Troy and says, "We just got a new bear at the petting zoo. Two extra large beers to celebrate!" Troy watches in fascination as two one gallon buckets of amber fluid are placed in front of them. Troy asks, "Can I have a straw? I'm not used to lapping stuff up yet." Joel stuffs two straws together to make one long enough for the bucket. He put it in the beer and Philthy says, "Drink up kid!" Troy recoils at his very first taste of beer and Philthy laughs, "It tastes better the more you drink."
Trying again, the second drink isn't as bad as the first. Troy decides to power through and keeps taking drinks as his body absorbs the alcohol. Philthy drinks his own beer as he explains various things about the petting zoo. Troy starts slurring his words as the beer takes effect on his smaller body.
With a grin, Philthy leads the uncoordinated kid around the zoo. They walk by the touching section and Philthy sees Tyler the Tapir. He calls Tyler over to introduce him to Troy. Troy meets the flamboyantly gay tapir. Philthy says, "I want you to give my new best friend a special welcome." Tyler shoots back, "I thought I was your best friend." Philthy rolls his eyes and says, "I can have more than one best friend." Troy drunkenly interjects, "I don't think it works like that." Philthy pushes Troy off his shoulder and says, "Tyler, just meet us in the alley in a few minutes." Tyler flops his tapir snout around happily as he swishes his hips to run off.
Philthy's plan is coming together as he leads the drunken moon bear to the alley behind the maintenance building. They reach the alley and Tyler is waiting behind the chain link fence gate. Tyler says, "I hope you don't mind company." Philthy sniffs the air and smells something familiar. They push past the gate and turn the down the L shaped dead end alley. Sitting on some stairs in the alley is Curtis the Skunk. Tyler says, "Blowjobs are more fun with an audience." Troy exclaims, "We're going to have sex? My father told me about this. My safeword is Florida!" Everyone laughs at Troy's statement. Curtis asks, "You're a bear and you never reached your head down to give it a try?" Troy shakes his head no. Tyler says, "Just lay on your back and let me do all the work." Philthy and Curtis watch as Troy lays down to spreads his little bear legs.
Tyler uses his long tapir nose to stroke Troy's sheath. Troy looks up at Philthy and is glad to have made a new friend that would let him do all the things his parents would never approve of. Philthy's eyes are glued to Troy's sheath as the moon bear quickly gets an erection. Tyler engulfs the cock in his mouth and Troy exhales loudly. Troy doesn't know what to do with his hands as he lays back to lose his virginity. It feels amazing and he looks down to lock this image in his head forever. Troy strokes the white V on his chest and pants as Tyler expertly pleasures him,
Things don't last long for Troy as feeling he never felt before course through his new body. With a yelp, Troy climaxes into Tyler's mouth. He lays his head back and pants with a goofy drunken grin on his muzzle. Philthy uses his front paws to give a slow clap. Tyler pulls off the bear cock and swallows the seed in his mouth.
Philthy feels like ruining the moment and says to Tyler, "Congratulations, You're now a pedophile." Tyler looks at the retreating cock covered in his saliva and says, "I should have know by the way he talked about sex. How old are you Sixteen, Seventeen?" Troy looks down past his cock at Tyler and says, "I just turned 11 last week." Tyler gapes at what Philthy just made him do. Curtis busts out laughing and falls down the two stairs. Philthy grins and says, "His transformation was a great birthday present."
The alley is quiet as Tyler fumes in anger. Philthy know Tyler will eventually get over it. Curtis says, "Thanks for inviting me to the show Tyler. I really needed something to cheer me up after how my life is going." Tyler yells, "Fuck all of you!" Philthy says, "Let's go kid. I still have to finish your tour of the Zoo." Troy roll over and stands on his four legs. Curtis asks, "Mind if I tag along?" Philthy says, "I'm not walking slow for you, so just climb on the kid's back." Troy lowers his body down and Curtis jump on his back. They walk out of the alley and Troy has a happy swing in his step.
Philthy says, "Learning to let kids ride on your back is a great way to make tips." Troy exclaims, "I already do that all the time at recess." Curtis asks, "You still go to school?" Troy says, "I wanted to finish the 4th grade school year to say goodbye to everyone. Then I'm going to attend classes to get a GED." Curtis says, "Shit, if knew I was going to end up a skunk, I wouldn't have wasted all those years in college. What good is a four year degree to a skunk anyway?" Troy tries to look at the skunk on his back and says, "My dad wanted me to go to college but he used my college fund to pay for my chemo therapy." Curtis winces and replies, "That's tough."
At the pond, Philthy says, "This is the pond. You can swim in it if you really want, but watch out for the crocs and gators." Philthy slaps a paw into the water and the crocogators pop their heads up to look at him. Alex the Crocodile and Roy the Alligator swim over to get a better look at the new guy. Philthy says, "Troy, meet Roy and Alex. They hang out in the pond mostly. They do a pretty entertaining show where they pretend to eat some of the smaller critters and the kids come running to pull their jaws open to save them."
Roy says, "Hey Curtis, if you promise not to spray me. I'll show you how to do the trick." Curtis looks at the alligator's smile and is unsure. Philthy says, "Come on Curtis, let's give the new kid a show." Curtis relents since it could be something he could do for extra tips. Curtis says, "Fine, but I'll piss all over your mouth if you get too rough." Roy excitedly says, "That's the spirit!"
The gator dunks under water and Philthy pushes Curtis towards the edge of the pond. Everyone backs up when Roy springs out of the water to land beside Curtis. With bravado, Roy says, "I have you now, my tasty treat!" He slowly turns his body and gently grabs Curtis in his teeth. He lift his head to let the skunk fall in and lay on his tongue. He holds his mouth open a few inches and Curtis peers out with a terrified look. Alex says, "You got to scream for help now." Curtis yells, "Someone help me!" as he looks around. Philthy looks around and doesn't see any guests nearby. Troy reaches his front paw out and presses down on Roy's lower jaw. The gator lifts his head and opens wide. Curtis jumps out and Roy says, "My evil plan is foiled by you pesky kids again!"
Troy laughs and claps his paws together in an applause. Curtis says, "I feel gross now." Roy says, "This is the part where the parents feel sorry for you and will do practically anything for you. Kyle usually says he's pretty hungry and they carry him off to buy him something from the snack bar." Curtis asks, "I can get lots of tips too?" Roy nods his head, "Sure. Just splash your paw in the water to get our attention and we will come over to play." Curtis suddenly decides the trade off is worth the rewards.
The tour continues while Curtis and Philthy banter about the finer points of entertaining guests. Troy soaks it all up as some guests stop them to take pictures or pet him. The sun gets lower in the sky and they part ways with Curtis. Philthy says, "It's almost closing time, let's go watch the guests leave as we wait for your dad."
The bears sit in the grass and watch the exit as some of the more emotional animals hug children goodbye. Philthy says, "This is the best part of the day. After they leave, you don't have to worry about people pulling your fur or asking you stupid questions." Troy watches as Cassandra the Kangaroo hugs a kid and then pulls Kyle the Rabbit out of her pouch. The kid hugs Kyle and she stuffs him back in. Philthy says, "That was kind of weird."
Troy's dad has a special pass on a lanyard so he is allowed to enter the closing petting zoo. He spots his son and the ugly bear. Mr Evans asks, "Did you have a fun time at work?" The buzz from the beer has worn off and Troy says, "It was amazing! I can't wait for tomorrow." Philthy smiles and says, "Let's go get your stuff from the locker room." They walk into the locker room and Philthy says, "It's always a good idea to take a bath after work. We get quite dirty from all the people petting us." Philthy climbs down into a large bathing pool and says, "Let's take a quick rinse before you go."
Troy hops down into the pool with Philthy and laughs as he splashes a cougar. Mr. Evans looks around at all the animals walking around and getting groomed after a long day. Philthy gets a devious idea and says, "C'mon and join us. It will go a lot quicker if you help." A few male human attendants wash animals on the other side of the large room. Philthy insists, "No one will mind, just strip down and hop in." Troy giggles at Philthy trying to get his dad naked. Troy joins in, "Come on in Dad. You won't have to giving me a bath at home tonight." Mr Evans makes up his mind and strips off his clothes. He sets them on a nearby bench and a few cats in the pool give his naked body literal cat calls. He quickly climbs in to hide his naked body under the water.
Sandra the Cougar siddles up to Mr Evans and says, "Well hello there sweetie. We don't get humans joining us in the bath very often. Especially hot DILFs like you." Mr Evans holds up his left hand to show off his wedding band and says, "Sorry, I'm married." Sandra runs a paw across his chest and says, "It's a shame all the good ones are taken." She sits down on the seat beside him and presses her shoulder to him, "I will settle for a good petting." Mr Evans runs a hand down her back under the water and she purrs loudly.
Philthy laughs at Sandra practically molesting Troy's dad. Troy dunks his head under the water and swims around Philthy. The bears play in the water for a few minutes. Howard the Lynx and Jerry the Bobcat crowd beside Mr Evans as he chats with cats. Philthy announces, "Time to dry off." Troy and Philthy climb out of the large bathing pool while dripping water. With a shake, Philthy quickly sheds the excess water. It takes a few tries for Troy to get the right rhythm to shake off the water. His parents haven't let him practice it after they bathe him. They walk to the warm air vents and stand under them for a few minutes.
Mr Evans looks at the cats around him in the bathing pool and ask, "Anyone got a towel?" Howard says, "Nah, we just shake dry and stand under the air vents." The cats look at him expectantly, hoping to get an eyeful. Philthy and Troy wave him over to the air vents. Mr Evan's looks at the attendants still grooming animals on the other side of the room and decides he would be pretty covered if he stood behind the bears at the vents. The cats do cat calls again as he climbs out of the pool. Troy's dad gives the cats a glance as he hurries to stand behind his son. Philthy stares at Mr Evan's penis and says, "You must make your wife very happy." Mr Evans replies, "I try."
Philthy walks off leaving Mr Evan's exposed to the staring cat. They all meow at him from the pool. Deciding he was dry enough, he quickly hurries over to put on his underpants. Being fully dress again is a relief as he looks over to the cats. They quickly lost interest in him and are talking among themselves. He finishes tying his shoes and reaches over to run his hand through his son's fur. Troy always enjoys his parents touch and leans into it. Philthy says, "See you again tomorrow?" With excitement Troy says, "I can't wait!" Troy waits in line to be clocked out and Mr Evans watches the attendant carefully dress him in his collar and safety vest.
They exit out the backdoor with the other part timers and watch as a few canines pile into a car to get a ride home. Troy climbs into the passenger seat of his Dad's car and is buckled in. Mr Evans starts the car and asks, "How did your first day go?" Troy tells him about his first day at the zoo while leaving out the naughty parts where he drank and had sex. Troy's dad is glad his son found a place to fit in.