Tik Tik and the Cursed Chainmail

Story by TikTikKobold on SoFurry

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#70 of Tik Tik into the Wildlands

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Tik Tik goes on many quests to discover new and interesting secrets about sex. When she gets wind of a special suit of armor, she decides to go find it, only to get more than she was expecting.

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The skeleton lays there, covered in cobwebs, its fingers cupping the top of the chainmail bikini. Tik Tik shifts the lens on her monocular and scratches her chin. "Hm... Yes, magic, Tik Tik sees..." The kobold stuffs the visual aid away and steps up to the corpse, reaching out for the treasure, but once her hand bumps against one of the bones, the whole thing crumbles to dust.

Tik Tik coughs, but when she opens one eye, she has to rub at it to see if she was seeing things. No... the outfit shrinks down, making it just her size.

"Oooh, nice!" Tik Tik says, picking it up. With a quick snap of her fingers, the bone dust and grime from years of being in the cave disappears, leaving only the gold-plated bikini in its wake. "Very nice!" Tik Tik looks over her shoulder. Of course, no one would be in this room, but the mischievousness gives her some pause. She snickers and shifts out of her clothes.

Soon, she slides the outfit on over her underbelly. The feeling of the warm padding against her smooth scales is quite nice. The lower part was a nuisance, but she figures if she moves the string aside from her tail and laces the member underneath of it, the thing will fit nicely, and it does.

Running her hands down along her body, she giggles. "Tik Tik, sexy wizard! Like painting, Yes, yes!"

As she bends over to pick up her discarded clothes, the string of the bikini digs into her. She gasps and jolts up, her hands moving to adjust the uncomfortable garment, only to feel it cling tightly into her, despite her protests. Breathing heavily, the kobold tries to tug at it again, only to feel the top warm up against her chest.

"Are these... are these intelligent?" she gasps, reaching behind herself to undo the string, only for it to untie itself and lace around her wrists. Squeaking in the surprise, she falls forward onto her stomach and her cheek.

The bottoms play at her slit, rubbing up against her, sending shocks of pleasure through her body.

"Nnngh... c... cursed clothes," Tik Tik manages to say to herself. "Need... to get... off!" She grips at the cups of the top, her fingers scratching at the plate, but to no avail. "W... what terrible thing is this?"

"Oooh, ho ho ho! You can't get off until I say, avaricious adventurer!"

"W... who said that?" Tik Tik grunts.

"Oh, darling, it's me, this wonderful suit of armor you're wearing!"

"I hear you... in my mind?" she rolls onto her back, her heels digging into the ground, her tail supporting her as the feelings of heating up fills her.

"You put me on because you had to have the best armor," it chuckles. "Such a greedy soul."

"Wait..." Tik TIk thinks this now, while her physical self squeals and curls up as the pleasure builds within her. She closes her eyes, fighting through the distraction of every nerve in her body feeling the sensations of delight.

With her arcane power, she reaches into her mind's eye, and awakens, standing in a void. Across from her, the chainmail bikini floats as if worn by an invisible kobold.

"W... what are you doing? You should be overcome with the feelings of pleasure."

Tik Tik smirks. "You need to ask Tik Tik before you play with her."

"Wait... you didn't take me because you coveted my magical power. Y... you did it to look like a slut?"

Tik Tik pounces on her, wrapping her hands around the invisible creature, hissing where her ear would be "yessss"

Back in the real world, Tik Tik's hands slide over her bod. She writhes around, humming and gasping as she touches herself, exploring her body in a way she hadn't in a very long time. This time, when her fingers slide under the garment, it gives way, allowing her to plunge deep into her slit. She pushes herself up with her tail and gasps into the cave, the sound of her joy echoing all throughout, even though no one is around to hear her.

Soon enough, she reaches her climax, but it is not her cries of delight that fill her mind, but that of the armor. And once she is fully satisfied, she pulls her hands away, laying on the ground, catching her breath.

And the sensations of pleasure disappears from her, the armor weighing heavily upon her body.

"Y... you're not out of magic, are you?" Tik Tik pants.

"F... fucking hell!" The armor sighs inside Tik Tik's mind. "Is that what I've been doing to people? That's... that's intense!"

"You know... Tik Tik knows places where you could have fun with people who want to feel like that. I can take you there, and you can make people happy."

"You'd do that for me?" The armor gasps. "But I tried to kill you with pleasure!"

Tik Tik shrugs. "Tik Tik thinks she can train you to be nice. Wanna go another round with her?"

"N-nono! I like your idea, Tik Tik! Just please... give me time to catch my breath, whew."

"Breath... but you're armor."

"N... nevermind. Hey... while I'm thinking it over... why don't you listen to this..."

Tik Tik slides the hidden door aside and whistles at the sight--piles of gold and treasures stored away and neatly organized. "Wooow. Tik Tik could travel pretty far with all of these!"

"You can take them if you want. My last... victim said she'd give me all this gold if I let her go."

"Naughty chainmail, killing her anyway. Tik Tik should punish." She shrugs and pulls it off, holding it at arm's length, "but Tik Tik is going to make a lot more money with you around, indeed!"