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A New Guardian

For MissingKeys

By Draconicon

When sorting things for a garage sale or a donation drive, or really, anything that involves touching dusty artifacts, it would normally be a good idea to wear gloves. After all, one never knows what sort of demons reside in the ancient places of the world, or in the ancient things.

Unfortunately for Kole, there were no gloves available, and when the moment came for him to finally get the goods sorted, there was nothing to protect him.

The rat had been busy for most of the day, working hard to get the various little antiques that his family had sorted out for the donation drive they were doing for their church. It had taken him an hour to get it all down from the attic, and he had been sorting through the various crosses, jeweled ornaments, gold-leafed books, and other such things for nearly as long when he stumbled upon something else. He paused, two different books in hand, as he looked down at a little glass vial that seemed to have no business being among the other things.

It was a simple little thing, admittedly, with a lead-sealed top and a little finger-bone or something like it in the center of the vial. He hesitated, then poked at the side of it.

Almost as soon as he did, he felt a shock running through his finger. He jumped back, rubbing his hand, and wondered if it was some sort of residual static. But how would -

That...that's not static...

Kole's eyes went wide as he saw the way that the vial immediately started to fill with red smoke, spreading out from the bone and getting thicker and thicker behind the glass. A crack appeared in the vial, and then another, and another.

Oh, boy. Hit the deck!

The rat slammed himself to the floor, and just in time as the glass exploded above him. The pieces went flying, scattering about the narrow hallway, and he barely managed to keep from shouting in shock. He held himself there, shaking a little bit from the surprise kaboom, before slowly lifting his head up again.

The vial was gone, and, strangely enough, so was the fingerbone. In its place, in the most bizarre twists of fate, was a simple little goat-head medallion.

Kole hesitated, and slowly reached out for it. He thought that, perhaps, it would be better to throw it away, but common sense had never been part of his household. Faith, on the other hand, was. He crossed himself, and then reached down for the little medallion.

As soon as he touched it, he heard a voice.

"- the hell am I? Oh, those better not be crosses. Am I seeing crosses? I should not be seeing freaking crosses."

When did someone else get in the house? Kole thought as he turned. Did I leave the door -

And there was the answer. Standing in front of him on thick black hooves and with long, crimson fur was some sort of goat creature. Great horns stood out from the top of its head, and even the thick fur at its crotch couldn't entirely hide the massive manhood that hung from between its legs.

Kole stared, the creature continuing to rant.

"Oh, great, they're crosses. Wonderful. Trapped in a saint's finger-bone for a dozen centuries, and I get let loose in another prison. Oh, hope you're laughing up there, you fucking angels. I hope you're laughing, because this is temporary, you hear me? Temporary!"

"Uh..."

The goat immediately whipped its head back down, looking at him with eyes that were so intent that he immediately blushed, feeling as though he was being molested and groped just from the gaze. His hand squeezed tighter over the medallion, and the goat let out a surprising groan.

"Hey, hey, unless you're wanting to get me off, stop squeezing that thing so hard."

"Squeezing - what do you mean?"

"That medallion. Stop squeezing, unless you WANT to get this thing up."

The goat squeezed its cock, and Kole immediately released his grip, his cheeks on fire as he shook his head repeatedly. As he took a few steps back from the strange, red-furred goat, he saw a few more details that worried him.

Such as the fact that the goat was looking at him with yellowed, corrupt eyes.

Such as the fact that there was a tiny little ring of fire over the goat's head.

Such as the fact that the goat was dripping pre-cum on the floor.

Such as the fact that he smelled something like sulphur among everything else.

"You're a demon."

"Right in one, kid. And you're a naive little church-rat that now has a demon attached to him."

"...What?"

"Yeah, part of the deal that the saint that sealed me up did. Whoever lets me out gets a brand new guardian. I was hoping for some hedonistic prince out there, someone that had a lot of fantasies, but looks like I got landed with..."

Kole was still trying to process the whole thing when the demon stopped in its tracks, shaking its head a few times.

"Hold on, that can't be right. That'd be so fucking wrong but...hey, come here!"

"I think I'm going to call 911."

"I said, come here!"

The demon's deep growl stopped him in his tracks, and Kole was helpless but to follow the demon's order. Stepping forward, he felt the goat's hand land on his head, rubbing his temples and then turning his head to look up. He blushed as he stared into the yellow eyes, but it was better than looking down.

A few seconds later, the goat spluttered, turning around and slamming his head against the wall. His horns passed through the wall, and then came back out again without damage.

"Great. Church-rat, no experience, and a freaking fracking virgin. You gotta be kidding me. You gotta be fucking kidding me."

"...Is that bad?"

"It's the fucking worst! I'm an incubus, kid. Do you know what that means? You're like tossing a fatty a giant wad of flavorless tofu and saying 'That's your lot.' Fuck...I mean, at least you're gay, but that's not enough!"

"...But I'm not gay. That's not allowed."

"I was just in your head, kid. You're gay. Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay."

"But...that's not allowed. I don't do what's not allowed."

THUNK! The demon's head smacked down against the wall again, and he swore he heard the demon grumbling. Or crying. Or something like that. It was hard to tell when the demon's face was literally buried in the wall.

Despite himself, Kole hesitantly reached out and patted the goat on the shoulder.

"Um...It's not that...that bad, is it?"

"Kid..."

The demon sighed.

"Look, you're nice and all, but this is going to suck. I'm supposed to be running around having fun, tempting mortals, making sure that everyone and their cousin is fucking their brains out...and I'm stuck with someone that doesn't even know how it feels to show off."

"Well...I..."

Kole had never been one to turn down someone that needed help, though it was the first time that he had ever thought about helping someone that was this strange, or this...evil. But then, the goat hadn't seemed to be that bad, just outlandishly strange. Though demons were said to be evil, harmful, malevolent creatures, this one had only appeared and complained. The good book said to help those in need, and the goat definitely seemed to be.

"What can I do to help?"

"...Think twice about that, kid."

"I'm serious, what can I do to help?"

"Well, I am hungry."

"Great. What do you eat?"

"Heh, me show you."

Click.

Kole almost fell over before he caught his balance again, and realized that they were no longer in the house. The rat shook his head, thinking that perhaps they'd gone to hell, but if they had, then hell looked a great deal like his neighborhood. Right...down to the neighbors...who were staring at him.

As the mice next door stared at him with jaws open and their eyes wide, Kole was suddenly aware of a gust of wind where he shouldn't have felt it. His eyes dropped, and his cheeks went red.

"Oh God!"

He swept his hands down, covering his penis and testicles, even as the goat demon appeared behind him. His cheeks burned hot in embarrassment, knowing that he had just flashed the married couple that lived next door.

He tried to run for the front door, but the goat demon grabbed him by the shoulders, keeping him pinned.

"Come on, just let them see. It's not going to do any harm."

"You can't be - this is humiliating!"

His cheeks still burning, he tried to take off, but the goat slowly pulled his hands back, and just like that, his genitals were on display again. He tried to turn away, to do anything that would keep it from being seen, but they just kept staring. And the more they stared, the more...the more it responded down there.

As his shaft slowly started to rise, pulling off of his sack, the goat chuckled.

"Oh, I knew I forgot something..."

Click.

And just like that, the family was no longer staring in shock, but in interest. And with that, his shaft rose even faster.

"Don't worry. They're not upset anymore," the demon said. "But they are interested...so how about we take a walk, you show off, and I tell you the way that things work now, hmm?"

"Please...just...clothes?"

"Heh, after the whole explanation."

"Nnngh..."

"And the name's Aziz, by the way."

"K-Kole," he said, introducing himself on instinct as Aziz dragged him down the sidewalk, still naked as the day he was born.

The End