Twas the Night Before Christmas
A little poem I wanted to write for something for Christmas and to give myself a little practice. I hope you enjoy it!
Aren © Me
Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a mouse.
Well, maybe one was
A blue and red-eyed tiger
Looking through his window with glee
Even though it was just a bird on a wire.
A thump thump came from the roof
Down the chimney comes
A hunka hunka reindeer
With a huge cock that cums.
The tiger's eyes widen
When witnessing the Santa replacement's meat
His mouth drooling
Wanting to wrap his paws around and beat.
"What a good looking boy you are!"
The reindeer smiles
"Why don't you come sit down,
I've been flying for miles."
Nodding rapidly
The tiger came near
And sat down on the fat dick
While the reindeer cared for the dear.
The house full of noise
The two moaning out loud
As their dicks throbbed
And their heads in the clouds.
The reindeer held the tiger close
"I'm gonna cum!" The tiger yells out
"So am I," the reindeer said
Rubbing over the tiger's gut without a doubt.
The two yell
Bellowing in the house
The tiger's belly gains weight
The reindeer claiming the tiger like a spouse.
"That was fun,"
Said the reindeer with a smirk
"But it is a long journey
And I need a snack for work."
The tiger looks ahead
The reindeer opens his long maw
He pushes the tiger in
Sliding down his craw.
The tiger struggles with all his might
As his plump belly passes the mouth
The reindeer rubs his expanding gut
As the tiger fills it down south.
The reindeer tucks away the tiger's feet
Swallowing down the remaining bits
The tiger meows to be let out
But the reindeer just scratches his pits.
"You were good before you met me,"
The reindeer chuff
"But then you had to ride me,
And that's enough."
The reindeer climbs up the chimney,
A wiggling sack awaits the Santa fill-in
"All these other snacks will have to wait,
The tiger must be chillin."
The reindeer starts up his sleigh
And waves into the night
"Merry Christmas to all
And to all a good, BURRRRRAAAAPPPPP!"