Xhibitr
A trio of customers give testimonials for Xhibitr, a public sex hook-up app. :3
This vignette was written for HandofBlades as part of my Patreon request days for April 2018. It contains sexual acts between multiple consenting adults in public places.
Xhibitr
_The following testimonials were provided by users of the Xhibitr adults only meet-up application. Xhibitr is simple and easy to use. Just upload some personal photos, a brief personal biography and fill in our questionnaire about your likes and dislikes. Our patented algorithm will match you with other users on a percentage based scale, and will send you a push notification if you and another Xhibitr user with a match rating of 90% or higher find yourselves within one hundred metres of one another. Meet new people and forge new connections with Xhibitr. _
Xhibitr. Anywhere, anytime.
Available to purchase on Oogle Play, and the Fapp store!
N. Ortiz, 28.
I'd been using Xhibitr for more than a month, and if I'm honest I'd kind of forgotten about it. I filled in the biography and the questionnaire and stuff, but I had other apps I used for chatting with people so it just kinda sat there on my phone. Then one day I felt it buzz in my bag, so I assumed I'd got a message or something. When I saw the Xhibitr notification on the screen, I swear I almost dropped my phone. I was in the middle of a shopping mall, and there were thousands of other people around. I clicked the notification, and it took me right to their profile. She was gorgeous, and we were a 96% match. It was then I started asking myself, what if this was actually gonna happen?
The app has this system to avoid one sided interest, where even after getting a push notification about another person you can't actually talk to them or anything until you've both hit a button saying you want to chat. When I hit it, the chat screen came up instantly. I thought for a moment the app had broken, then I saw her typing. She'd already hit yes before I did!
This wasn't her first hook up with Xhibitr, she told me so. She'd even had one here in this same mall. She told me she knew a place if I was interested. I thought I was crazy for considering it, but then again what the fuck was the point in me downloading the app if I didn't want to use it for what it was obviously meant for?
I told her I was interested, and five minutes later I saw her waiting for me by a set of toilets at the quieter end of the mall. The stores around here weren't that great, and the food court was way on the other side of the mall. The only other people around when we met up were a couple of old ladies power-walking, and they had no interest in what we were up to. I was so red in the face, so was she, and you know it's good if you can see a fox blush! We chatted for a minute or so. We shared our names, we did what the app suggested and set some basic ground rules. I mean Christ, if you're gonna be shameless enough to join a public hook-up app, you'd better not be too embarrassed to communicate with the people you wanna fuck. Then... then we were doing it.
I swear, I've never been more scared and more turned on in my life than I was when we slipped into the bathroom stall together. It was cramped as hell, but we made it work. We didn't need much space, we just needed room to get our fingers and tongues where they needed to go. And god, did they ever. She ate my pussy until I was so sure I was gonna squirt I made her stop, she had a beautiful shirt on and I didn't want to ruin it. Once we took it off though we got right back to it, and she made sure that I lived up to my promise. She sucked on my clit so hard I had to hold my mouth shut with both hands, and even then that didn't keep me making one hell of a noise as I squirted all over her face. Then she had me lick her face and her breasts clean of my juices, she made me taste myself and tidy her up while I fingered her. I started with two. Then three, then four. I swear for a minute I thought I was going to end up fisting someone for the first time too. Making a beautiful woman cum never gets old, but I swear to god doing it in a place where you know anyone could walk in at any moment, hitting their sweet spots so hard they can't help but scream out and shake the walls of that tiny little cubicle with their thrashing, I'd never known anything like it.
We both had other stuff to do at the mall, so we called it quits there even though both of us could probably have gone for a second round. We haven't hooked up again since. I don't know if she lives locally or what. I don't really know anything besides what her profile info tells me. I have it faved just in case. But if my phone buzzes again, whether it's her or another match, you'd better be damn certain that I'm gonna answer it. After that first time, I'm never using any hook-up app other than Xhibitr again.
R. Donaldson, 34.
I was in my house when the app went off. I'd met up with people at clubs, at the park, even at the gym a couple of times. But in my house? That was basically the one place I never expected to get a notification from Xhibitr.
Then, about thirty seconds later as I was scrolling through this cute guy's profile and wondering why he was passing through my neighbourhood, I heard letters come through the mail-slot. I know it's not what you're meant to do, but in that moment I was a dude possessed. I ran to the door with my phone in hand, pulled it open, and there he was. Of course, he was a little more dressed in real life than in his pictures, but I do like a guy in uniform. He stared at me, did I mention I was only wearing boxer shorts? C'mon, it was eight AM! Then I showed him my phone, and his eyes lit up. He reached into his mail bag, I guess he hadn't even felt the notification, and showed me his own Xhibitr icon.
A minute later we were in the hallway, his pants were around his ankles and I was on my knees. We didn't say a single fucking word to each other, and that made it so much hotter. I heard him moan, I heard him growl, I sucked on his cock and ran my hands over his plump belly under his shirt. But I never once spoke his name, and even though it was written over half the letters he'd just stuffed through my mail-slot, he never spoke mine. He came fast, a good thing too as I imagine he was still on the clock for work. I was pretty close too, I'd been jerking myself off the whole time I was sucking him. I was still swallowing the last of his sweet cum, barely back on my feet when he started to do me. He jerked me off rather than sucking, but his mouth was right there at the tip of my cock. I could feel him panting, feel the heat of every moan as he felt me throb in his grip. I cried out when I was about to lose it, and he wrapped his lips around my very tip as I gave him everything I had.
Whenever I have days off, and he's working, I feel the buzzing of the app at the same time. Most of the time we hook up. Blowjobs. Handjobs. Sometimes we even fuck. Last week I actually slipped outside the front door and jerked us off together for thirty seconds on one of the rare days me and my wife were both off work together. We didn't cum, but fuck... it was so hot to hear her making breakfast for herself while he blushed and stared at me like I was crazy, then whimpered and grunted like he was begging me to keep going when I stopped.
I fucking love Xhibitr, and I kinda think I love my mail-carrier too... even though we still haven't spoken a single word to one another.
I. Takai, 47
So many of these reviews miss the fucking point of the app. This isn't just a hook up app for god's sake. There are a hundred of those. This is an app for people like me, people who wanna meet up with other people who don't just wanna fuck, but want to get caught... or at least enjoy the thrill of getting caught, doing so in public. That's what exhibitionism is. The kink of being sexual in public, or more generally exposing oneself sexually to others. That's why whenever I find a match, I stop whatever the fuck I'm doing and find the nearest spot that's quiet, but not too quiet. I pull up my skirt, pull down my panties, and start going to town on myself with the fingers of one hand while I tell the person where they can find me with the other.
Sometimes I get folks who are too nervous, who just wanted a hook-up without the risk. They take a look, see what I'm doing, and just bug the hell out right then. Did they miss the part on my profile where it says Top Kink: Exhibitionism or are they just too lazy to look up a dictionary? Either way, it still ends up being fun for me. The excuse of the app going off is all the reason I need, and not knowing when it's gonna happen has added a certain spice to my already pretty fucking extreme sex life.
There are other times though when someone is actually up for some fun. When they don't chicken out, and actually give me what I'm asking for. Most of the time they're a little older like me. They've probably done this before. Actually, I think I might have fooled around with one or two of them before I even knew what Xhibitr was, and I've definitely run into the same people a couple of times since I started using the app. But, the most memorable hook up to write down for this review? There's only one person it could be.
I was on the train home from a party. A swingers event if you must know. I had three guys' cum in my pussy, and I'd eaten more ladies and sucked more cocks than you'd probably think was possible in three hours. I bet you're thinking of a number right now. Double it, add seven. That's about right. It was late, and while the train wasn't super crowded there weren't any empty carriages either. We stopped at a station, and my phone buzzed. So, of course, I offer the kid the chance to chat... I say kid, he was like 23, so close enough, and as we start to pull away from the station he accepts. First thing he says is that he just got on the train, and he's so bummed he missed me. When I told him I was on the train too, he got so excited. I swear his enthusiasm was infectious. I slipped out of my seat, and slipped into the vestibule area between my carriage and the next one. There was a toilet right there I could have hidden away in, but fuck that. I told him where I was, and to come find me if he wanted a ride during his ride home.
He must have sprinted, because it barely took thirty seconds for him to find me. I already had my belt open, zipper undone, and my hand down the front of my panties. I was leaning against one wall of the train's corridor, and even over the rumbling of the tracks I knew he'd be able to hear the sound of my fingers in my wet pussy.
I expected to have to talk him into it, to coax him into at least fingering me for a little while or something. But not this kid. Kudos to the next generation or whatever, because like ten seconds later his jeans were around his ankles, shorts too. Mice aren't known for being well hung, especially next to a mare like me, but damn if he wasn't packing at least a solid seven. More than enough for my needs. For maybe thirty seconds we watched each other. We drank in the sight of each other so exposed publicly. Needless to say by now I'd stuffed my own panties and jeans down around my ankles, I wasn't about to be outmatched in shamelessness by someone half my age.
We jerked and fingered ourselves until we heard the hiss of one of the carriage doors opening up, and like lightning we both bolted with our pants all bundled up into the toilet. Hey, there's a difference between wanting to get caught and getting caught. That distance is a criminal record, and potentially fucking up someone's life by forcing them to see something they didn't want to see. I'm in this to get myself off, not to hurt other people.
We heard whoever it was, maybe the conductor or some drunk going on an inter-train wander, move past. We heard the door on our side hiss open and closed again, and then... then we were back out, and hotter, hornier than ever. I bent over right in the middle of the vestibule, spread my legs out to either side of the walls, and offered myself up to the cutie with the big dick, and he accepted the offer without even a second's thought. He was inside me so fast and so deep that I swear I squirted a little before he even got started. And when he did... holy fucking shit. Sometimes, when the stars align, you'll meet the guy with a perfect cock. With a cock or a pair of hips or something about them that means they are effortless in their ability to make you not just cum, but fucking lose your mind with how hard and how easily you cum. He hit my g-spot with every thrust. Every thrust. I'm convinced he couldn't have missed if he tried.
For three and three quarter wonderful minutes, we fucked like we'd been doing it all our lives. I came twice, and he was getting fucking close, so close when they called out the next station and I realised it was my fucking stop.
I put my trousers back on. He put his back on. I was so angry at myself for not just letting myself miss the stop. So angry at myself for making this be over, and for being the kind of commitment-phobic idiot that wouldn't even ask a hook up this fucking incredible for a chance to see him again, even casually.
So imagine how fucking glad I was when I stepped off the train with my pussy still throbbing and begging for another ten seconds with his cock inside it, and I saw him get off too.
We barely made it out of the station and away from its cameras before we were all over each other. There were some bushes in an overgrown vacant lot next door, and I dragged him behind them. I got down on my knees, I dragged my clothes down to them, and then... oh jesus fucking Christ, I'm soaked just thinking about it. About how hard he fucked me. How long. About how many people all across the town heard me screaming and thought I was probably some feral alley cat, rather than a woman being given the time of my life.
When he came inside me five minutes after we started, and then kept going, I thought I'd died and gone to heaven. When he came again, pulled out, and replaced his cock with three fingers that knew exactly where to go and what to hit, I almost died all over again.
You might think I'm exaggerating for effect, or that it sounds like I'm writing a porno story rather than giving an honest account of what happened. Believe what you like, but I'm telling you it all happened just like that.
And, if you're thinking there's no way I'd be able to give up a man like that? No way I'd let go of a person so perfectly attuned to giving me what I need, and wanting only the same for himself? No chance that even a jaded commitment-phobe like me wouldn't be able to resist asking him for another hook-up before we parted ways... you're damn right, except for one thing. We didn't part ways.
He got off at the wrong stop for me, so what else could I do but offer him a bed for the night.
I skipped work the next day. He did too. We fucked so much, so hard. We went on a long walk and fucked in the park, and on the way back we slipped into a phone box and he fingered me until I sobbed and screamed that I loved him.
We dated for a month. We were engaged for two.
We've been married a year and a half now, almost as long as Xhibitr has been active as an app. I'm so glad it's starting to get more attention. I'm so glad more people will be able to meet up and enjoy themselves wherever they are, even if they are just one time hookups rather than the most life-changing fuck you'll ever have.
Xhibitr is great. Give them all your fucking money. Really though, without this app I wouldn't have met the man of my dreams. The only person who has ever understood the full depths of my depravity, and seen them not as a barrier, or as a flaw to be wrestled with... but as a challenge to surpass.
I love my husband. I love Xhibitr for introducing us. And... yeah, that's kinda it.
I'm gonna go meet my husband at work now, and we're gonna fuck in the car in the middle of his job's employee parking lot with only the tinted windows to protect us from all the other employees heading home at the exact same time.
I bet he's gonna try and make me scream. Make me squirt and scream so they all hear.
And I'm gonna let him.
By Jeeves
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