Ode to My Giant Werewolf Boyfriend
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Ode to My Giant Werewolf Boyfriend
1
Oh joy! Beyond my wildest dreams I dreamt
That I should ask a werewolf to a show,
But courage held, I popped the Q (what scent!)...
He told me yes when I was sure 'twas no.
Despite the glitch inherent 'tween our size -
Example one: he stands near twice my height -
I cannot help but stare into his eyes
And watch his popcorn disappear each bite.
I don't know what he sees in me, so small,
But laughter fills the hall with booming howls
I cuddle to his palm to miss the squall
And towel the drops of spit flung from his jowls.
And after I basked in his scent for hours,
He took me home with super muscle powers.
2
Date nights come and date nights go, 'tis true,
And no relationship can 'scape the grip of death
When two once romanced lovers come unglued
And speak to one another with a final breath.
Despite my best attempts to please my mate,
His appetite and need surpassed my grip.
I put all effort in to try to sate
His lust, but even so his love did slip.
There were small signs at first my wolf was swayed
Onto a path much darker than he'd tread -
A loss of patience with small types dismayed
And left within a growing sense of dread.
It's hard to make your boyfriend notice
When you're as big as one of his toes is.
3
Alas, alack, damnation! Foolish me!
The answer was so simple all along
But I was too entranced by musk to see
The answer was to form a bond lifelong.
Though I could see his eyes alight with hope,
I yet still flinched upon the stick of fangs.
Around me grew a coat of glossy fur,
A lupine body full of lustful pangs.
Though werewolf is my name, I felt no shame
And so with wolven power I was filled!
My transformation gave me a new aim:
To hike my tail and be, by boyfriend, drilled.
My senses tingle at his planned onslaught;
And with a howling plea, I'll take the knot!