The Echo Fanfic: The White Parade
TJ stopped being a fucking christian prep and now became a Zoroastrian. Now everyone is happy.
Everyone was happy eating dinner at the table. TJ stopped being a christian, that hateful religion where the zombies give you bread to eat. Instead he was now a Zoroastrian follower of Mazdak, and now everyone was happy and converted to his faith.
"I love you guys so fucking much!" said Sydney happily - he killed ten trillion Mormon children to make the dinner.
"Aw, we love you too!" said Chase happily, and they hugged.
Everyone giggled happily, even William, Sam, Clifford, Murdoch and Cynthia - they got transported to the present via Zurvanist magic.
"Thank you oh lord Mazda for giving us good thoughts, good actions and good words!" praised Jenna faithfully.
"And a good ass!" Leo said, spanking Chase's.
Everyone laughed and got super horny and briefly considered having an orgy while reading the Vendidad, when an ugly and bad person appared.
"You fucking sinners!" it was......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................JAY NAYLOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Ew fuck off fedora tipper!" said Micha as he ass was being spread by Chase.
They then strapped him between two boats and fed him milk and honey and put lots of bees on his face. Soon he began shitting himself and the boats were full of dung that attracted flies. Jay Naylor screamed horribly as shit replaced his blood with virus poo and his body became a sack of shit shaped like a mammal.
Meanwhile our heroes were cuddling, and all was well.