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And the next one in my series! A fun one, and as Gatomon said, surreal. This will be a two-parter in this world, simply because it was getting so long!

The chapters in the Dimensional Travel series are edited by Circeus (http://www.furaffinity.net/user/circeus/).

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The Twelve Talismans:

Dimensional Travels

Chapter 3 - Señor Gato

(Gatomon/Buster)

"Is it just me... or does this place seem... surreal?" Gatomon looked around, scratching her purple ear they. They were in the middle of a street somewhere, across from some university. Well they thought it was a university. It was apparently called "Acme Looniversity". None of them was sure what a Looniversity was, nor had they any real desire to find out.

"Vulpix." The Pokémon stood up slowly. She sniffed the air once. It had an unnatural smell, as if too clean. It was a pretty big city, yet she could not detect any pollution, dust or the scent of pigeons and other vermin's excrements.

Gabumon craned his neck to look around. This world seemed disproportionate in a lot of ways. The lettering on signs was almost comically huge. He walked down the street and put his paw on a garbage can. "I know it's a strange place, but it... feels safer. Besides, it would be nice to have indoor plumbing for a... ARGH!" He let out a scream when the garbage can was thrown open, the lid flying into the sky and falling down some distance away with a clanging sound. "Gah!" He landed hard on his yellow tail, sitting on his rump on the sidewalk.

A teal coloured bird creature jumped out of the can. It looked like a dodo of sorts, with a triangular head topped by a pink umbrella and oversized blue feet which landed on Gabumon's stomach. The bird looked down at the digimon. "Wow! And I thought I was a crazy looking character!"

"Me?" Gabumon stuttered. "What on earth are you?"

"Gogo the dodo!" The creature grinned as he hopped off landed besides the digimon. His neck seemed to extend toward Gabumon's face, one eye expanding wide as he examined the lizard. "And what are you?"

"Geeyaah!" Gabumon gasped as much at the intrusion of his personal space as from the dodo's face warping. "I'm a digimon!" Gatomon and Gomamon each grabbed the bird by one side.

"Hey man! What's your problem?" the seal asked, a flipper firmly holding on the dodo's wing.

"Oh my problem?" Gogo suddenly seemed to turn into rubber, his body becoming thin, and bouncing straight up. The seal and cat fell back in total surprise. They sure hadn't expected that. He landed in front of the group with a rubbery bouncing sound. "Well, I'm totally insane... It's in the theme song you know!"

"Theme song?" Gabumon got up slowly, straightening himself up.

"Oh yeah..." All off a sudden the entire air seemed to burst into a cheery song, as if speakers were hidden everywhere. "And Gogo is insane!" The music screamed out. And with that, the bird produced a giant wooden mallet out of nowhere and proceeded to slam himself over the head once, flattening his body into a teal pancake.

"Holy BEEP!' Gomamon shouted loudly as the instrument came down on the dodo with a loud thump.

"Vulpix!" Vulpix shouted as well as the teal mass suddenly broke into a dozen much smaller birds identical to the original except in stature. They began to jump up and down, making "woo woo" sounds, and then bounded off over the buildings, leaving the group around.

The group just stood there for a moment, not saying anything for a good minute. "Can we go back to the giant dragons?" Gatomon finally sighed.

Gomamon had another question on his mind. "Did I just say 'beep'?" He looked confusedly at his friends.

"No, it was more like a beeping sound, like you hear on censored TV shows, you know." His lizard friend answered.

That only confused the seal more. "Suck my BEEP!" He seemed floored by the weird sound coming from his mouth. "MotherBEEP! Son of a BEEP!" He made a weird scrunching motion with his face. "Wow... Ooookay... That is... just freaky."

Gatomon let out a little giggle at the strange sounds coming out of Gomamon's mouth. She couldn't help herself: it was just so funny. "Hey Gomamon, why don't you come her and BEEP BEEP BEEP!" The feline placed her paws on her lips, snickering madly. "Looks like it works for all of us, not just the potty mouths."

Gomamon turned to face her, but smiled when he saw her expression. "Oh don't be a BEEP!" He continued, getting censored once more. Then he let out a snort and started chuckling a bit.

"Oh why don't you kiss my BEEP!" Gatomon snickered right back. She started to laugh harder now; the whole thing just seemed so ridiculous.

"Guys." Gabumon stared at his friends. "Maybe we should find the power before anymore craziness shows up?"

Gomamon wiped his eyes once; he was laughing so hard he actually cried a bit. "All right, but so far, all this BEEP seems pretty harmless." That made him snicker again.

"Hey guys, watch the language... there are children watching!"

The dimensional travelers whirled around. There were two rabbits looking back at them from the front of Acme Looniversity. One was sky blue with white gloves and a red t-shirt, but no pants. He had two giant buck teeth and a wide smile. The other looked similar, and was pink fur with purple bows on her long, straight ears. She wore a yellow blouse and a short purple skirt. Both of them had book bags slung over their backs.

"Children? You mean you guys?" Gatomon asked as she looked around the empty street.

"Nah our viewers. Don't want our censors to get their ears in a bind." The blue rabbit smiled back, and looked into the distance behind the digimon and Pokémon.

Gomamon looked at his friends, the quartet exchanging worried glances. These rabbits seemed to be talking to someone that wasn't there. "Righttt... And who are you guys?"

"I am Buster Bunny!" The first rabbit answered, that one was male.

"And I'm Babs Bunny." Went the female pink one.

"No relation." Both of them added in unison. It sounded well rehearsed.

"And who are you guys?" Babs asked with a cherry grin.

"I'm Gabumon." The pudgy reptile guy with the yellow horn answered. He motioned behind himself. "And the cat is Gatomon, and the seal is Gomamon."

"No relation?" The blue rabbit answered.

"Huh?" Gatomon replied, looking a bit confused. "Oh wait, we all have names in -mon... got it." This whole thing was getting a bit too odd for her.

"Vulpix." The red furry fox answered as well, wagging her tail. That was still an easy question for her.

"So they decided to add new characters?" Buster looked to his friend. "Of course our school didn't have a cat yet, or a fox, or a seal, or a..." The blue rabbit stared to Gabumon. "Or whatever it is you are."

"Anyway it's time for school, guys." Babs smiled pulling a bit on the strap of her book bag.

"Yeah, well, we don't need school, 'guys'. We got more important things to do." Gatomon retorted, turning around.

"Hey, guys you can't play hooky. All kids have to attend Acme Looniversity." Buster looked a bit worried that other might skip.

"'Kids'?" Gabumon looked back at the rabbits with a look of disbelief. "We're a few thousands years old!" Which was true. The Digital World they came from used to run at a much faster pace compared to the real world. Much faster. The end result was that digimon were mostly immune to the effects of other dimensions' aging. "Just because we aren't tall, doesn't mean we aren't old."

"Yeah, good try, guys." The rabbits warned as whirled and headed toward the school. "Tell us how that works out!"

The four wanderers continued to walk down the street, with Gabumon pulling out the statue to track the next power. "They must put something in the water here." Gomamon remarked as the four of them headed off in the distance.

"Well, let's just find your power and get out of here." The lizard concluded, holding up the statue so they could follow the red glow into the city. "These guys were really weird... and for us that is saying something."

"Vul." Everyone figured out that was an expression of agreement from the fox Pokémon.

They walked some more. Gomamon began mumbling to himself, experimenting with what he was allowed to say. "I snatch the purse... Biyomon has a tight BEEP! Gatomon is a pussy. Gatomon has a BEEP!"

"What are you doing?" Gabumon asked, staring at his friend, who seemed to be talking nonsense.

"Trying to figure out the censor thing... Cocktails... Cock-a-doodle do... BEEP!" Another beeping sound came out as he tried to say the word 'cock' on its own. "Ok that is BEEPING weird."

"Well that's not important." The lizard held out the four-headed statue. The head facing towards a park was glowing. "Let's find the next power, and get out of here."

"Why the rush?" The other asked with a shrug. "I mean, after the last two worlds, this one seems a lot more tame, craziness aside. Maybe we could, y'know, relax a bit here. Get a good meal in an actual restaurant, maybe sleep in a bed?"

"Yeah, true. They at least they don't seem dangerous... I mean, completely nuts, yeah, but..." Gatomon started, when all off a sudden a giant hooked rod appeared out of nowhere. It pulled all four of them by the waist waists and was yanked out of sight. There was a rush of vertigo, the buildings blurring up completely. When the split-second of motion blur subsided, all four of them were sitting at identical desks in the middle of a classroom.

"What the BEEP just happened?" Gomamon looked around. Gabumon, Gatomon and even Vulpix were propped up in the wooden seats.

"Trying to play hooky on your very first day?" A tall grey rabbit stood at the front of the class, next to the teacher's desk. He wore a black robe and a black tassel board topped his head. He stood at the head of the class, holding a comical looking shepherd's crook in his right hand. "Not a good way to make an impression for your teachers."

"Told ya." Buster grinned from a desk ahead of them. "And you really should watch that potty mouth."

"Professor Bugs is good at hunting down runners." The pink rabbit for earlier noted from her seat next to Gatomon.

"How, I mean... that hook..." Gabumon stuttered in his seat. "How did that hook reach us?" He asked, staring at the shepherd's crook in the teacher's paw. It was only about six feet long from the looks of it.

The feline digimon looked around the classroom. Young children, all anthropomorphic animals. Some had clothes on, others didn't. Their furs colours also ranged from the bright purple (a skunk) to an equally bright green (a duck). "Okay obviously the physics in this world are way off."

"Anyway, class, back to explosions!" Bugs reached into his robes, and pulled out a bomb. A cliché spherical black bomb with a giant fuse that was burning out rapidly with barely a second left, if they were lucky.

"GET DOWN!" Gatomon had pulled down her desk in front of her for protection. Gomamon did the same. They had been around enough fire and explosions that it was all but instinctive. Gabumon took the time to leap over and grab Vulpix, pulling her under the wooden desk. A second later there was an explosion at the front of the class.

The digimon and single Pokémon tentatively looked up from their hiding places. The teacher was there, perfectly fine except for being covered with black soot. A moment later he shook himself and was soon good as new. "Now, the black dust is important for comedic effect." Bugs went on explaining before going into a spiel about the arrangement of the black soot marks, and so on. All pretty much nonsense for the newcomers.

The digimon exchanged confused glances. "Geeze, what's wrong?" Buster Bunny whispered to the group on the tiled floor.

"Dude! That was a bomb!" Gomamon hissed, still in his hiding place behind the desk.

"So?" Babs whispered back, clearly confused.

"So? Explosion? Dying?" Gatomon looked around out. Not one of the students looked the least bit concerned that their teacher hadjust tried to kill them all.

"From a bomb?" The purple skunk interjected from behind. "Oh, do not be silly!" She had a shapely body and a French accent that made Gomamon's heart beat just a bit faster.

"Fifi's right. You guys are way too high-strung. Got to cut down on the caffeine." Babs smiled at them before turning back to the teacher.

The dimensional travelers looked back and forth. Professor Bugs pulled out a cliché stick of dynamite next, red and also with a burning fuse. The digimon and their pal Vulpix hid again, but the second explosion did no more damage than the first. The rabbit was fine, uninjured, and merely blackened once more, only his blinking white eyes left visible. "Are they immortal here?" Gabumon asked as he got off Vulpix. the Pokémon smiled, and bent up to lick him on the cheek once with a soft "vullllll."

"Or maybe people are just immune from harm here?" Gatomon hypothesized as she slowly stood up.

"Yeah." Gomamon agred. "But what happens when they smack us with a mallet, or try and explode us? Either we will be fine, under the rules of this universe..."

"Or we'll explode in a bunch of data." Gabumon finished the seal's thought.

Gomamon grabbed the statue from under his buddy's pelt. "We need to get out of here as soon as possible." he said resolutely.

"Hey, watch the flippers!" Gabumon shifted as the stone stature was yanked from the hiding place on his back.

"Tell you what guys, I'll find the next power, and after, err, school we'll meet up." Gomamon gripped around the little statuette tightly. "I'll ditch after this class, and hopefully bring the power back here. I don't think he'll notice one less student, but he may notice all four of us going." His three friends nodded in agreement. Class finished to the ring of the bell after a dozen more explosions. Gomamon promptly escaped off to find the next magic power.

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School continued into second class. Professor Daffy's class. He was a jet black duck with a bright orange bill. He too had on a black robe and black mortar. abut spoke with a thick lisp. "So let's review outtakes one more time!" He pulled out a picture of a curvaceous female duck in a bikini to look at. His eyes abruptly expanded out of his skull, reaching the size of his full body, before rolling back in after a moment with a flapping sound.

"Ugh." Gatomon looked a bit ill. "You'd think I would get used to that after the twentieth time." The first time she had come close to vomiting.

"So, why don't we get one of the new students to come up here and give it a try?" Daffy looked at the back of the class. "You, the red fox. Why don't you come on up?"

"Vulpix?" The Pokémon hopped off her desk, going up to the teacher. "Vulpix, Vulpix pix!" She complained a bit as she hopped up on the stool next to him.

"Oh, a foreign student?" the mallard teacher spoke up. "Cue subtitles!" He requested, forcing Vulpix to dodge the spittles.

A bunch of white letters appeared under her, free-floating in the air. "Vulpix?" She finally spoke up, the letters quickly forming the all-caps phrase "WHAT'S THIS?" directly under her chin.

Gabumon and Gatomon watched intently from their seats. The Pokémon was staring at the letters. She uttered a series of Vulpix sounds, and they formed new words to match: "OKAY THIS IS NEAT". The Pokémon's eyes went wide.

"Wow, that's cool." Gabumon watched in fascination. To be honest, it had never crossed his mind that the creature might spoke. He thought the sounds she made were just some sort of barking. He knew that she had some intelligence, but it never dawned on him it was human-level intelligence.

Vulpix failed to make her eyes pop out despite several not-so-heartfelt attempts. She was given a homework assignment to practice at home for one hour. At that point the bell rung, saving Gabumon and Gatomon from having to try.

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The statue lead Gomamon across town and into a park. It was a ridiculously bright and cheerful day, with the sun shiny across the landscape. The statue in his right flipper burned with light as he walked through the bushes. Suddenly he froze. Right there, in the middle of a clearing, was a giant tray of fish; bluegill too, his favourite. And stuck on top of the pile was a wooden sign reading "FREE FISH" in large blocky letters. "Okay this place is officially nuts." He moved closer to the fish, reaching over to take one in his finger claws... but his enjoyment was curtailed when metal bars sprung out of the ground with a loud metallic clang, son followed by a metal roof which completed the perfect little cage around him. It took him a moment to realize that he was trapped. "And I am officially an idiot." The seal brought flipper over his eyes with a heavy sigh. "The only way for this to have been more obvious would be to have TRAP in giant neon lights above."

"Oooohhhh!" A red headed girl popped out of the bushes. A light blue ribbon in her shoulder-length hair was tid up with a small... skull-shaped button? Gomamon did not know that, but her name was Elmyra, and she was one of the biggest annoyances to furry creatures in this place. "Did I get another pet?" She bounced up and down, holding her hands together tightly under her chin. "And it's a seal!"

"Yeah... Well I'm so out of here..." Gomamon tapped the dragon on his flipper, activating its power, moved his glowing flipper and placed it to the bars... when he realized something. "Oh BEEP." He cursed.

The dragon power caused explosions, using it on the metal bars with him barley inches away was liabl to turn him into a red mist. He quickly moved his flipper between the bars and fired out. The blast went flying out in the distance and sent both him and the cage tumbling back. The metal container rolled over several times, getting him cover with fish before finally coming to a stop ten meters away, Gomamon's head spinning. "Yeah... I am an idiot."

The redhead rushed up to the cage as Gomamon lay on his back. "You are all covered in fish!" She grinned, as if oblivious to the fact the seal had just shot magical energy from his flipper. "Oh, we need to give you a bath now mister seal. Don't worry, Elmyra will take good care of you!"

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Little Beeper was drinking from the water fountain in the center of the park, not far from where Elmyra had just gotten her newest pet. He was a road runner, with bright red feathers, a large yellow beak and light blue sneakers: the proof he was a top runner.

Calamity Coyote was a red nose coyote with grayish fur. He too had sneakers on, but they were light red. He was the smartest toon around, though he was also a mute and accident prone one. He had a natural rivalry with Little Beeper: he had been trying to catch the road runner ever since he was a pup. And failing for just as long, always for a different reason. Right now, he was trying his newest Acme store device: a rocket powered skate board. He strapped on his goggles and helmet, and pressed his foot on the starter motor. A moment later, the end of the skate board burst into a flame jet. He was off like a shot.

The red bird's head popped up suddenly. "Meep Meep!" It jumped into the air, then took off down the cement path, Calamity was right behind and catching up. The coyote reached out, Little Beeper inches away from his grasp.

It briefly looked like he would finally catch, his prey, when a yellow blast of energy came out from the bushes, as opposed from the rocket, as the viewer might have been lead to expect. True to the rules, it struck the unlucky coyote's board, whose engine promptly exploded in a huge fireball, sending the grey-furred kid sky high. He flew over a hundred feet away before landing with enough force to crack the very ground. He lay there, motionless for several second. His eyes suddenly glowed white, a picture of a dog forming in them. The dog granted immortality to anyone who possessed the power. It would keep anyone from most any death. A power that any one, in virtually any world would fight and kill over. But here, in this world? Every creature was immune from harm to begin with. The dog talisman power was entirely useless to Calamity Coyote... or anyone else for that matter. He got up from the small crater, shook the gravel from his head, and was right as rain, and ready to try yet again for his prize.

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Back at Acme Looniversity class continued, and it wasn't anything like school back home in their dimension. Right now, they were being taught by some little brown Mexican mouse wearing an oversized sombrero. Although that might seem pleonastic, this was a truly oversized one. Gatomon leaned over her desk with a sigh. "Geeze, how does Kari does this every day?" She tapped on the desk with a sharp claw.

Pr. Gonzales, the teacher, raced over to the desk, leaving a trail of smoke behind. He was so fast she could not keep track. "And is there a problem... Cuál es su nombre?" It asked with a thick accent.

"Huh?" The feline gave him a blank look.

"Do you not speak español?" Gonzales asked further. "What is your name?" He repeated the same question in English this time.

"Nope. Only Japanese, English, Korean and Chinese... Mandarin and Cantonese. Just starting Vietnamese. And my name is Gatomon." The feline answered back.

"Chinese?" Gabumon looked over to her. "And Korean?"

"Yeah." She nodded. "I've been studying. I kinda want travel Asia some."

"Wait, when did you learn all those languages?" The lizard asked in disbelief.

"No work and no school means lots of free time. What have you been doing for the five years we've been living in Japan?" She retorted, scratching her ears.

Luckily the teacher interrupted the conversation and saved Gabumon from the embarrassment of revealing he had done nothing but secretly film girls. "Ah, a new student. Well, hola Señor Gato." The mouse took off his sombrero and bowed.

"Oh, hello... wait..." She paused. She knew virtually no Spanish but she vaguely understood one thing. "Señor is... sir... right?"

"Sí. Your name is "Gato", right?" The mouse smiled. "It means cat in español."

"Really?" The feline's ears perked up a bit. She did not know that. "Huh, that's a weird coincidence... but why did you call me 'sir'?" She went back to the question at hand.

"Because, Gato means tomcat. Boy cat. Male." He put the sombrero back on his head. "Gata is a female cat."

Gatomon just stared at him for a moment, he mouth slightly agape. There was a snort beside her. She turned to Gabumon, who was chuckling a bit at that despite his efforts to contain it. "Gomamon never finds out." She hissed at him.

"Never." Gabumon snickered.

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Lunch time came, and it was chaos just like the rest of the classes. Students bounced and ran around like they were in a nuthouse. Gabumon was talking to Vulpix over one of the lunch tables; Gatomon had gone down the hall to use the... facilities. "I... never knew you could talk." He noted.

Vulpix spoke, and the letters under her chin read "I COULD UNDERSTAND YOU, RIGHT?"

Gabumon blushed a bit. "I guess... but, all it was was 'Vulpix'es... I mean, they all sound the same."

"THE WORD DOESN'T MATTER. IT'S THE LENGTH, THE TONE. IT IS HOW ALL POKEMON CAN TALK TO ONE ANOTHER, EVEN THOUGH WE ALL SPEAK DIFFERENTLY." Vulpix explained just how Pokémon communicated.

He was learning a lot about his friend, but Gabumon felt deeply embarrassed. He should have figured that out by himself. "But... the way I treated you. Like a pet... I feel so bad..."

"WHY?" The subtitles formed the Pokémon barked out more.

"Well... you are... more intelligent than I thought. And all we did was... you know..." The lizard whispered, afraid someone may overhear.

"HAVE SEX? A LOT?" She retorted. The word SEX seemed to blare across the entire cafeteria.

Gabumon blushed madly and scrambled to cover the letters so no one else could read. "Errr... Yes, yes!"

The Pokémon cocked her head. She still couldn't comprehend how sex seemed so embarrassing to most other people. "AND WHY WOULD YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT THAT?"

"Well... I was... using you..." He didn't like how those words sounded. "And you..."

"LOVED IT?" She clearly giggled at this, a smile on her face. "GABUMON, I LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF..." she paused for a second, searching her words. "OF IT. AND IT WASN'T ALL... WE ATE TOGETHER, WATCHED TV. JUST... HANGED OUT... LIKE FRIENDS."

Gabumon was still blushing, but for another reason now. "Well we are friends, aren't we?"

"GABUMON, IN MY WORLD, POKEMON ARE CAUGHT FOR FIGHTING, BREEDING, OR SIMPLY FOR THE SAKE OF A COLLECTION. TO BE TREATED AS A FRIEND... IT'S MORE THAN I EVER THOUGHT I COULD GET. AND I'LL NEVER THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR IT." The fox Pokémon continued her little speech. For the first time she was able to get her point clearly across, and she was not going to miss her chance.

Gabumon looked across from the table at her. He felt something stir in him as he stared at the red Pokémon.

Meanwhile, Gatomon has reached the end of the hall. She had to use the bathroom and finally found it. However, the minute she placed her paw on the door, someone called out. "Señor Gatomon, what are you doing?" Pr. Gonzales, that brown mouse from earlier, had called to her in his thick Mexican accent.

The feline turned around, her paw on the swivel door that lead to the girl's bathroom. "Uh, what does it look like I am doing?"

"Señor Gatomon, that's the señoritas' room." The mouse continued to look up to the cat. She was easily ten times his size.

"Listen, just because my name is male in some other language, doesn't [make a guy." Gatomon looked down to the Hispanic rodent; she actually struggled to keep her temper in check. This world might be pure insane, she still didn't want to rock the boat too much.

"Oh no!" Gonzales pulled a whiteboard from the side, seemingly out of nowhere.

"Where did..." She started to say, but she was fast learning to accept the craziness.

"You see?" There were several pictures of her new classmates: Babs Bunny, that purple skunk Fifi (if Gatomon remembered it right), the white duck with the yellow hair, a tiny little pink bird that looked like a canary; a couple of humans too, a red head and a cute little African girl.

"See what?" Gatomon sighed a bit. A lot of this was getting old.

"Ribbons." The short Mexican teacher pulled out a pointing stick several times as long as he was, and tapped each of the girls. It was true, each of them had ribbons or bows in their hair, or wrapped around their ears like Babs. "Girls always have ribbons in their hair, see?"

He is just a mouse... I am a cat... I could just eat him...That is the natural order, right? Gatomon curled her lip a bit. "I am not into ribbons."

"I know, because you are a señor." The mouse flatly insisted.

I can't eat him, I can't eat him, I can't eat him. Gatomon reminded herself over and over in her head. "Fine! I'll use the guy's!" She sighed as she went into the boy's room. "Bloody little mouse." She growled, walking past the urinals with a sneer. She slipped into a booths and quickly did her business. When she came out, she went to the basin and washed her paws thoroughly. She was always meticulously clean. The door opened while she was busy. She had hoped to finish quickly before some boy came in. She wasn't scared (It wasn't like she was in some compromising position.), just embarrassed.

"Ummmm... You think you got the right place?" Buster raised an eyebrow a bit when he spotted the feline washing her paws.

"Well, apparently the teachers here think I am a guy." Gatomon went over to the wall and turned the hand dryer on. "Trust me Buster, this was easier."

"Wow, they obviously don't know a cute girl when they see one." Buster waited at the door, giving grinning a bit at the cat.

The compliment actually made her blush a bit. "Uhh... thank you?" It seemed like the best thing to do.

The rabbit shuffled a bit. "No offence, but do you mind hurrying up a bit?" He finally requested. "I'm pretty sure there is something in Miss Manners about going to the bathroom in front of a girl."

The digimon let out a giggle. "That was actually funny." She smiled as she walked past him. "There, all yours."

"Thanks." The toon went in while Gatomon made it to the door. She placed her paw on the handle and began pulling it open... but something inside of her made her stop and turn around, the door swinging back shut. She looked around. Buster didn't look back and was up against the urinal doing his business. She couldn't see much, except that he had a cute little butt. That perky tail made it all the better. Wait, I shouldn't think like... I mean, I should get going. She thought, blushing a bit.

"Hey, no reason you should stop looking babe."

Gatomon's ears perked as she looked around for the voice. It was eerily similar to her own except for maybe being a touch deeper. Yet there were no one else but Buster in the restroom... Until she looked down at her shoulder. A Gatomon stood there. It looked like a miniature version of her bad twin when she split into two, complete with little red horns on her foreheada and even a little red pitchfork. "And don't you just love that little blue triangular tail..." The little devil Gatomon continued.

"That's it. I've finally snapped." The digimon put a paw over her eyes. "Fighting dragons, hunting magic powers, traveling dimensions. It's caught up with me."

"No you're not insane." Another voice spoke. On Gatomon's left shoulder was another micro version of herself, with yellow tinged ears, actually glowing white fur, angelic wings and even a halo over her head. "We're just your shoulder angels. I'm your conscience."

"And I am your temptation." The evil little creature twirled her pitchfork in her paws.

"Yup, I've completely lost it. Or maybe I had a stroke." Gatomon continued, sliding her paw off her eyes.

"Yeah, whatever. Anyway, back to that sweet rabbit ass." Devil Gatomon lay on her stomach on the shoulder, kicking her legs sexily. Gatomon noticed her tail, like an imp's, came to a triangular point. "Why don't you go over and take a grope already?"

Gatomon sighed as she gave up and answered probbaly confirming her descent into madness in doing so. "I am not interested."

"Don't be silly, of course you are!" The devil let out a little giggle. "Come on, go over, and drag him in one of the stalls."

"No." The digimon hissed at the devil.

"Why not? You're attracted to him, and you are hot." Devil Gatomon let out a low purr, eyes glued on Buster's back side. "I can't see him saying no. Heck, I can't see anyone saying no!"

"I don't want to be seen as some sort of BEEP!" Gatomon hissed softly again. Apparently the word slut was censored as well. "As a... woman with lots of boyfriends."

"You?" Devil Gatomon laughed so loud she almost rolled off the digimon's shoulder. Gatomon glanced over, convinced Buster would have heard, but he didn't seem to react. It seemed like only she could hear her shoulder creatures. "Let's see, you are... a few thousand years old, give or take a century. In all, and I mean all that time, you've had sex once... oh and gave a dragon a hand job." The little devil moved her paw in rather graphic ways. "I mean, Tibetan monks in secluded monasteries in the Himalayas get way more action than you. Especially given they don't live nearly as long."

Gatomon sighed a bit and turned to the shoulder angel. "Well, what about you? Aren't you supposed to tell me it's a bad idea?"

"Hey, I am with the devil. Just do it already." The angel retorted, her wings fluttering rapidly.

That answer rather shocked the white feline. "Wait, aren't you my conscience?"

"Yeah, and the devil's right. You never have any freakin' fun. Even though there is nothing wrong with having a bit of fun." The angelic feline went on. "And come on, you know you love that shade of blue?"

"But..." Gatomon stuttered a bit.

"Listen, we're in an alternate universe... No chance of pregnancy, and no worries about commitment... You'll never see him again..." Devil Gatomon reached up and grabbed Gatomon's ear, pulling it down to whisper in it. "And let's face it... If you are so horny you have to dream up little shoulder angels and demon to convince yourself, that pretty much says it all." With that the two mini-Gatomon burst into small puffs of smoke.

Gatomon thought for a moment... Truth be told, she was a little aroused. Maybe splitting in two forms got her more in touch with her darker self? She took a deep breath and strutted up behind the rabbit, who had just finished off. "Need a hand shaking it off?" She grinned, a bit nervous. She had never been this forward before. Never given herself the chance.

"Gah!" Buster could only cover himself. "What are you still doing here?"

The feline still had a nervous smile on her face. "I was just thinking how sweet you were to me, and funny..." She let out a little purr, trying to look sexy and doing fairly well, if the other's reaction were anything to go by. "Can't I just feel like being with a cute boy today?"

"But..." The surprised rabbit stuttered. Nothing like this had ever happened to him before. Heck, until just now he thought that stuff never happened at all.

"Come on now." Gatomon grabbed on to Buster's gloved left hand and started to pull.

Buster followed, a bit reluctantly, one paw still covered his groin, from hich his penis hanged out. "Um, isn't this supposed to be a PG setting?" He shuddered as he was dragged into the stall furthest from the entrance. "Maybe PG-13 once in a while?"

They sure did talk in a strange way, like they were in a movie or something. "Well let's start with PG-13." Gatomon purred, pushing her partner on the toilet and slowly climbing in his lap. She licked over his lips softly before slipping her tongue into the furry muzzle. It was rough like a feline's ought to be as she rubbed it against the buck teeth while also running her strong paws over his body. He was lean, but she could feel muscle under the red shirt: a runner's build. Not really surprising, she figured. She made out with him for several minutes (he was obviously too overwhelmed to really reciprocate), her body rumbling from the deep purrs. She finally broke off the kiss and smiled at the rabbit. "That was PG-13... do you want to try for an R rating?" She wiggled a bit in his lap, feeling a bump against her rump. "Or maybe even XXX?"

"Uhhh... Sure?" Buster felt the erection in his lap being rubbed over by that tight little ass and was getting quite aroused by now. That's when there was a small poof on the left side of his face. He turned his head to the side to see what was there.

A shoulder angel had appeared on Buster's left shoulder. He wore white robes and a halo, and giant white wings sprouted from his back. "Buster, think about this for a moment, what about..." The little Buster Angel started, when all of sudden there was a loud whistle.

Devil Gatomon, Gatomon's own little tiny temptation made flesh, called from the top of the partition. "Hey Angel Rabbit!" The little Buster Angel turned to look up at the little feline fevil resting on the top of the metal stall door. "Why don't you forget about your job for a bit, and come here and do the little kitty instead?" Devil Gatomon turned around, and wiggled her cute dark-furred ass at him.

Angel Buster looked at the devil cat, than at Buster, than back at the tiny devil again. "Uhhh... Yeah! You guys have fun!" He took flight to go over to the Devil Gatomon, the two of them promptly disappearing over the side of the stall.

"There we go." Gatomon purred as she continued to grind against the erection. She reached down between her legs to feel the hard length, stroking it up and down and checking its size. A few inches long, smaller than that purple dragon's. But then, she'd only given him a paw job. She only had ever taken Gomamon before... well Gomamon disguised as Veemon using one of his freaky powers. She continued to jerk the cock off in broad strokes and rubbed the tip over her white-furred cunt. "Yup... I think we're way past R now..."

"Way past." Buster was feeling a little bolder. His paws came around and grabbed that tight little white ass. He squeezed and moved Gatomon up and down his cock head. "Man, the censors are going to be pissed..."

"Ohhh BEEP the censors." Gatomon was getting used to that sort of random, crazy talk. It seemed easier to roll with it now. "And why don't you BEEP me already?" She guided the cock to her pussy. She was already quite wet, heart pounding like a jack hammer.

Buster nodded as the feline slowly came down. His cock slipped in the warm embrace of the female flesh and his entire body shuddered in delight as Gatomon began to move up and down in a slow, rhythmic fashion. "Oh man..." He shuddered in delight and began humping back. His fingers gripped the cat's ass tightly as he lost his virginity. Certainly not how he had expected to lose it. He had always thought it would be Babs... maybe Fifi the skunk. That girl had a habit of chasing the boys, not to mention the teachers.

"Uhhh yeah..." Gatomon continued to slam down, again and again. She started to see why Gomamon enjoyed a simple fuck so much. This was much better than a toy or her hand. Her pussy was dripping by now, gripping the rabbit cock as it plowed on. The penis was a good length for her cunt. And she was tight, unsiurprisingly, but her muscles were strong, and she further tightly hugged the penis in herself.

Buster was moving fast, slamming in harder. He was getting close, but being inexperienced, he had no real idea that he was actually coming, and did so almost without noticing it. He let out a bunch of little squeals as he blew his load inside the cat's body. "Ohhh yeah!"

"Uhhhh..." Gatomon tried to hump harder, as she was still a ways off, but the rabbit's dick was fast softening in her. Soon she would not be able to get any more pleasure from the shrinking erection, and indeed it soon flopped out of her. Cum dripped out after it and on the toilet seat below. Dang... didn't quite get off... Oh well, he's just a young kid; even less experienced with sex than me.

"Uhhh..." Buster looked at his partner. He could feel Gatomon was missing something. "Was... Err... How was it?" he asked

"Oh it was good, babe. Really good." The white feline moved forward, and kissed Buster on the lips once, with just a hint of tongue. A little white lie couldn't hurt. She slid off, reaching over and grabbing some toilet paper to clean herself up. She did the same for the rabbit, wiping off his limp cock and even tucked it back in its little furry pouch. "I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did." She finally added.

"Oh yeah... Definitely not what I was expecting today." Buster grinned, flashing his big buck teeth. He had that satisfied look of someone who just got laid.

"Anyway, let's get back to class." The digimon peered out of the stall. She still had the rest of the afternoon to get through and could only hope that Gomamon was having as much luck tracking down that damn power.

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"Would you like some more tea?" Elmyra held a toy teapot, leaning over the tiny children's table. It was surrounded by half a dozen stuffed animals, all dressed in doll's clothes. Directly across from her was the only other living being in the room. Gomamon sat hog tied to the little chair. He wore a pink little dress with far too many frills and a matching sunhat on top. The psycho girl had forced him into this outfit, and then tied him down so he wouldn't escape her little fantasy without him being able to do a thing. She poured the imaginary tea into a cup. "And are you having fun Miss Penny-knicker-bottoms?"

"Loads." Gomamon sighed. "Simply loads."

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Anyway, the next one done. I decided on this couple for bbmbbf, who I am a bit of a fan of. I like anyone who likes Gatomon as much as I do. I live on comments, votes, emails, and so on so fee free to give me some feedback. Contact me at [[email protected]](%5C)