Anal-ytics

Story by Arkham_Beast on SoFurry

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Some self-indulgence including my OC Leroy Canis. Characters are all 18+

Disclaimer:-

Leroy Canis @ Me

Max Goof and setting @ Disney


The call came from the local college, seems like their internet was out and the usual techie who fixes it is on vacation. So it was up to Leroy Canis, the freelancer techie and programmer, to fix things. Getting called by such a big college is no simple matter either.

Of course, most people expected a grumpy and chubby middle-aged man or some lanky nerd, so it was always a sight to see the confusion on people's faces when a jockish hunk, wearing sweatpants and a tank top walks in. And the reception lady at the front desk was no exception.

The man in front of here was nothing less of an athlete, black body all over with a bronze-beige snout, hair all shaggy and covering both eyes, arms slightly bulging and tensing with muscles with each movement, his circuit-style tattoo on full display. He was taken to the tech support office and set out to do his thing, it took some time, but he found a fault in the connection that kicked in when enough pressure was put on it from one too many people using the college's internet.

He set up a program to fix the fault but it would take some time to do its job, so he was given free rein of the college grounds until then. So that's what he did.

As he walked around, he knew that many eyes were on him, staff and students alike, he would wave and nod to them in return, just being a generally good guy. *WHAM* Until a heavy body collided against his own, sending both of them toppling to the ground.

"Oh gosh, I'm so sorry! Are you okay?" Leroy opened his eyes, his vision blurry for a few seconds before it cleared, and came face to face with a student with a similar color pattern and quite the pair of 'buck teeth'. The young man held up to fingers to his face. "How many fingers am I holding?"

Leroy chuckled and waved his hand dismissively. "I'm fine, I'm fine." He stood up with the help of the student. "Got my fair share of tackles when I was in college."

"Phew, thought I hurt ya or something." The young man gave Leroy a quick, but not so discrete once-over. "But with a body like yours, doubt a speeding car could hurt you."

Lery smirked with a raised brow at the compliment. "Oh really?" He raised one arm and gave it a hard flex. "Doubt I'm that strong, but thanks for the vote of confidence." He shot the young man a wink, which he got a blush from him in return.

The young man reached out his hand. "Names Max, by the way. Max Goof. Pleasure to meet you."

"Leroy Canis," He took Max's hand into his hand, giving it a firm shake. "Pleasure's mine, cutie."

Max's blush deepened, almost covering his entire face. "Um... thanks!" He quickly grabbed his skateboard, hopped on, and joined his friends, waving to Leroy as he did. "Pleasure meeting you!"

Leroy smiled and waving back. "Pleasure's mine, cutie."


It was a couple of months later that Leroy was called on, once again, this time to fix a few of the library computers. And by 'a few' they really meant 'all of them', where the hell was the college's own mechanical staff anyways!?

But, no one's complaining, certainly not Leroy. A job this size means big pay~

He was called in pretty late, so he stayed pretty late as well. The college offered him an empty dorm room for the night if he needed it, how generous. So here he was, working on the library's reception desks' computer, now waiting for it to boot up with the upgraded programs he installed, if that worked on this computer, it should work on the others... hopefully.

So, with nothing better to do, Leroy was left to wander around the library... place sure is creepy at night, with very little lighting for him to work in. He just kept wandering the various shelves, picking up a random book out of those, 'Architecture Over the Ages' was the title, and began reading through it.

Nothing seemed out of the ordinary until... *PRING* the sound, albeit faint, made him jump, almost dropping the book. He silently checked around the shelves as he was sure that sound came from the row he was in.

He was about to check behind the next shelf, but a faint light caught his eye, slowly and silently walking around to the other side until he reached the shelf in question, peaked his head around ever-so-slightly... his eyes bugging out briefly at what he saw and who he saw.

There was Max, wearing literally nothing but a tank top, squatting down and slowly bouncing on... a dildo it seems, sporting quite the lengthy piece of man meat, almost ten inches long, his phone leaning on the bottom of the shelf facing him. From what Leroy was seeing and from the occasional pings and dings coming from the phone, Max was streaming his little 'session'.

Another ping just came in, that one slightly louder and had an extra tune in it. "Oh wow. Thank you, 'AlphaDad48', for the generous donation and continued sub to my streams. And for being such an awesome supporter..." Max got off the dildo he was riding, it popped out of his hole with a wet 'schlop', he reached to a duffel bag that was sitting beside him... and pulled out this HUGE, canine-style dildo with a tube attached to the bottom through one end, while the other end is connected to a big syringe. "Holy fuck..." Max panted out, his face blushing briefly. "Big boy, aren't ya?"

Leroy's eyes bugged out even more, briefly, his mind screaming. 'He's not gonna take that monster, is he!?'

He got the answer with Max lubing up the entire thing, putting it in place... then sliding down the entire thing, stopping at the knot as he let out a deep moan, having to bite down on his hand to stop himself from moaning too loudly. "Fuuuuck... feels -umnff- bigger than it looked." He began riding the thing, the sounds he was making proved that it was hitting all the right places inside. "Fuck... fuck me daddy... wanna cum in your boy?" His tone became a bit high-pitched the more aroused he got, slowly and steadily picking up the pace, the tip poking visibly at the inside of his belly.

Leroy was already rubbing and groping himself through his sweatpants, a visible and growing wetspot already formed down the left leg. He was panting as well, toning himself down as to not startle the young man and stop this hot-as-fuck show early.

Max was riding the thing harder and faster for a little while but suddenly stopped. "Wanna take over daddy~?" And he was roleplaying too. Nice. "He moved around, all the while the toy was still in his ass, till he was laying on his back, leaning slightly on the shelf behind him, hooking his arms behind his legs and pulling back, putting his spread-eagled as on full display. He grabbed the base of the toy and began fucking himself hard with it, his moans and groans growing a bit louder and more desperate. "Fuck me, daddy!" He then shoved the entire thing into his ass, letting out a deeper and slightly louder moan, just as he grabbed the syringe and pressed on it, hard, pushing down on it till every drop of the cum-like fluid inside it was emptied out inside of him.

Leroy himself hit his peak at the exact same time, taking the risk of a pair of seriously soiled pants, he came inside of them, thus resulting in a bigger, stickier wetspot, a couple of last ropes actually managed to soak through the cloth, but didn't shoot out, thankfully.

Once Max caught his breath, he pulled the toy out and made a show of his now gaped hole, leaking fake jizz all over the carpet floor of the library. "Wow, daddy... you gaped me out good..." The constant pinging that came from the phone throughout the whole thing almost felt like it was an alarm of sorts.

He finally caught his breath and sat up, picking up the phone and speaking to his viewers. "Thanks again for tuning in, gentlemen, and I hope this stream gave you something to dream about tonight..." He added a wink in there, just for extra measure. "Once again, you continue to be a loyal subscriber for six months straight and you send over the toy of your choice for a reward stream, just like today. This is Goofing Pup, signing out. Peace." Then the stream ended.

And that was Leroy's queue to move as far away from that shelf as possible, managing to properly hide just as Max finished cleaning and packing up, before checking his surroundings one last time, then finally leaving the library. "Goofing Pup, huh...?" Leroy mused to himself. "Pretty obvious and on the dot, isn't it Maxie?"


Leroy decided to take the rest of that week off, without accepting any new clients. Instead, he spent most of his free time working out, dabbling with the various electronics he had lying around in his workshop... or checking out Max's online persona.

Despite the name, 'Goofing Pup' was pretty famous with thousands of viewers. And he does a lot of things, from showcasing toys and their maintenance, two simple workouts and muscle shows. He didn't look like it from the semi-baggy clothing he tends to wear, but Max was pretty well-built, he had a somewhat beefed-up body on him, not as big as Leroy himself or most of the other models on that streaming site, but the word 'Twunk' came to mind.

Leroy's favorites were the stripping shows, where Max would put on some dance music and show off, not just his body, but some pretty nice and sexy dance moves as well, throwing in some silliness in there, just for laughs. Gets you wondering if he had someone to teach him all that.

Despite feeling like a stalker, Leroy's inquisitive and curious nature took over, and decided to check on Max's social media. Yep, kids as flaunty in his social media pics and vids as he is in his streams.

This made Leroy even more curious about one thing: How good is Max in bed?

His answer came one day at the local cafe. He was busy checking out his phone, pretty much in his own world, until a soft tap on his shoulder got his attention. "Room for one more?" Max gave him a small smile.

"Sure thing, knock yourself out." Leroy took note of Max's choice of attire this time. Tight tank top, golden chain around his neck, sport smartwatch, and gym shorts that looked a couple of sizes too small, especially around the back. Max was clearly dressed to impress... but why?

"Beautiful morning, isn't it?" Max asked suddenly, a cheery tone in his voice.

"Yeah, beautiful indeed." Not just the morning is what went through Leroy's mind afterwards.

"So... enjoy my vids?" Max's blunt question caught Leroy off guard, causing him to do a spit take of his coffee, spilling most of it on himself and the table. "Too soon to ask?"

"And how did you know?" Leroy asked as he used a napkin to wipe himself and the table down.

"It's not that hard to find a 'cyberstalker', nowadays. But I am pretty flattered."

"That's good to know." Leroy let out a small chuckle as he downed what's left of his coffee.

"So... does this count as a date?" Luckily for Leroy, he finished his drink before that question popped up.

"I don't know. Do you want it to be?"

"Maybe~" Max emphasized with the top of his foot gently poking at Leroy's crotch. "Dayum, someone's packing~"

"If you're free, I can show you~" Leroy's mind was racing with ideas of what Max could be into and what they could do together.

"My roommates are back with their folks for the weekend. Wanted to go back myself, but my dad has some plans with his girlfriend, I'd just be a third wheel." Max stated with some disappointment, but his mood picked up literally a second later. "So... my place?"

Leroy's dick answered in his stead. "Lead the way~"

And lead, Max did. Both of them occasionally, and discretely, adjusted themselves to be less... obvious, about their intentions. Soon enough, they arrived at Max's accommodations, once inside... Max's demeanor changed. "Okay, so... here's the thing: I'm kind of new to this whole thing."

"New to the whole gay thing?"

"No, to this." He motioned between himself and Leroy. "I've had a few attempts, fewer with good results. But I haven't been doing this long."

"Less than the streams and vids?" Leroy let out a small chuckle.

Max blushed at that revelation, scratching the back of his head. "Yeah... I don't know, those came on a desperate whim when I needed some extra cash and quickly. Got pretty hooked in the end. I'm an adult and I'm not doing anything illegal."

"Right, right. But aren't you worried someone you know is gonna stumble upon those videos?"

"Pfft, please." Max scoffed as he made his way to the living room and slumped on the couch. "Everyone I know is straighter than an arrow, no way they're even thinking about this stuff, let alone actively seek it out."

"Point taken." Leroy agreed as he sat down beside Max, scooting a bit close. "So... wanna do something first, or you wanna get down to it?"

"Um... how about we do something first?" He picked up a game controller that was on the ground. "Videogames?"

"Now you're speaking my language." Each grabbed a controller after that and played some games. Passing the time with game after game, round after round, ordering some takeout and even spicing things up with some strip gaming. They play a game that pits them against each other, one way or another, and the one who loses takes off an article of clothing.

By the time it hit the early evening, both of them were in their underwear, both sporting jockstraps, much to Leroy's surprise at Max's choice of undies. The games after that were filled with homoerotic shenanigans, Max trying to distract Leroy with a few firm gropes on his bulge, while Leroy tried to retaliate with his own distractions by pinching and tweaking at Max's nipples.

By the end of it all, both of them were panting and sporting quite the erections. Max suddenly shut down the game and the console then stood up and pulled Leroy along with him. "Come on." He guided his new friend up to his bedroom, pushing him onto the bed before straddling his hips, softly humming and dancing to a tune in his head, making sure to grind his rear on Leroy's bulge as he did.

"Oh yeah, you're totally new to this~" Leroy teased as he softly ran his hands over Max's body, his thumbs rubbing against his nipples a few times before sliding down to rub his hips and ass.

"I might be new, but that doesn't mean I can't use what I learned to show you a good time~" Done with his little lap dance, Max moved in for a kiss, pressing their lips together... then pushed their mouths harder and deeper against one another, their tongues wrestling for dominance, as loud and wet smacking could be heard breaking the silence of the room.

A small tug on Max's jock sent the message, as he maneuvered himself till they lay on the bed in a sixty-nine, nosing and nudging at each others' bulges before Max took the initiative, pulling out Leroy's semi-hard cock, letting out a gasp as his eyes bugged out in shock. "Holy shit... how were you- where the fuck were you hiding this monster!?" His voice cracked a bit near the end. He was pretty confident with his own size, but Leroy clearly had him beat, in both length and girth.

"Very carefully~" Leroy chuckled before spreading Max's ass cheeks, pulled his ass down, and buried his face right in, taking a deep huff of Max's musk before letting his tongue take over.

"WHOAH fuck!" Max's body jolted a bit, but soon melted under Leroy's hands, his cock bulging out his jockstrap even more and rubbing against Leroy's pecs and abs. He returned the favor by spit-polishing Leroy's dick, starting off with some long and slow licks all over it, then moved down to the balls, taking each one into his mouth, with some effort considering how big each one was, rolling it around with his tongue a few times before letting it pop out of his mouth, moving to the other one, and giving it the same treatment.

He did this a few times before giving the length one last, long lick, then taking the fat head into his mouth and slowly sliding down, huffing and moaning as it filled his mouth and throat nicely. Leroy let out a deep huff through his nostrils. "Fucking hell! Now I'm sure you practiced plenty for this."

Max groaned as he slowly moved back and off of Leroy's dick, licking his lips before answering. "Not on the real thing. I have plenty of toys around." He gave the head a few small kisses. "And don't worry about my friends, they know where my interests lie and what I hide in my closet." Then went back on Leroy's cock, working it harder than before.

"Mmmfff... Good friends." Leroy praised before going back to his own work on Max's ass.

Both kept working on one another like this for a while longer before Max had enough and released Leroy's cock with a wet pop. "Alright, that's enough I think." He got off of Leroy and reached into the nightstand beside his bed, pulling out a half-empty bottle of lube. "Time for the main event. That's what we're up here for, ain't it?" Without waiting for a reply, he squirted some on his fingers, reaching back and giving Leroy a show of him lubing his ass. One more scoop of lube and he was ready, tossing the bottle to Leroy as he flipped onto his back, spreading his legs and ass in invitation. "Whenever you're ready, stud."

Leroy had to use lots of lube to cover his entire length, then closing the cap of the bottle before tossing it aside, scooting close to Max, who was panting with excitement as his hole winked at Leroy pretty seductively, pressing the fat head to Max's entrance... "Here I come, cutie." Then pushed himself in, the head required some effort to pop in, but once that was done, the rest of Leroy's length slid in pretty easily, electing a loud moan from both of them once he bottomed out inside Max. "Fuck... how the hell are you still so tight!?"

"Lots of... mmff... squats." He reached back and gave Leroy's ass a firm swat, earning a small bark of surprise out of him. "Now gape me the fuck open!"

Leroy let out a playful growl. "Someone's eager. But who am I to deny~?" He slowly pulled back all the way to the head... then slowly pushed back in and repeated the movement, slowly picking up speed and force with each push in until his hips and balls clapped audibly with Max's ass cheeks.

"Ah... ah fuck!" Max groaned and moaned, holding his legs wide open to give Leroy free access to his ass, while that gut puncher of his rearranging his insides to its content. "Fuck you're bigger on the inside!"

"All the more to fuck you with!" Leroy growled as he was jackhammering Max's anal tunnels, the squelching of the lube causing by their bodies, as well as the sounds Max was making was a pleasant orchestra to his ears. He pushed himself down and locked mouths with Max as he picked up the pace even more, huffing and growling into his partner's mouth while Max did the same.

Max released his legs, only to wrap his arms around Leroy's back and his legs around his hips, urging him to continue and fuck him stupid, which Leroy obliged gladly. They released the kiss, just as Max let out a loud moan, losing his load between their bodies and causing his hole to grip down on Leroy's cock, which elected a deep growl from him in turn, letting his own load loose hard and deep inside Max. "There ya... go! Bet real cum feels better... grrff... than the fake sludge you've been using!"

"Yes, yes. YES!!" This caused Max to let a few more, strong squirts, hitting both himself and Leroy in the chin and lower jaws, only then did both of their orgasms finally die down.

A little while later, Leroy tossed the last tissue paper they used for a quick clean-up into the bin, muttering 'Score!' to himself, before laying down and letting Max cuddle up to him. "For a newbie, you handled yourself, and me, pretty well."

"Had plenty of references and tools to practice." Max replied as he rubbed at Leroy's chest.

"So... my place next time?" Leroy asked as he undid his hair band, letting his hair flow freely. "Got way more toys and other things we can have fun with."

"Sure thing. Bet it's gonna be fun." Max agreed with a small peck planted on Leroy's cheek, before both of them laid down and relaxed into a deep sleep.


Monday and it was back to classes, once again, Max having a hop in his stip as he hummed a cheery tune to himself. His two friends P.J. and Bobby noticing it pretty easily. "Hey Max, something happen on the weekend?" Bobby asked as he wrapped and arm around his neck.

"Did you meet someone while we were out?" That was P.J.

Before he could answer, Max's phone pinged loudly as it received a message. He managed to pull away from his friends and check it discreetly... it was from Leroy, showing off a tensed and sweaty body, clearly just done with his workout. He blushed slightly before closing the message app and pocketing his phone. "Something like that." And they were off to yet another week of classes.