The Action-Bots Duel!
DISCLAIMER: M/F ballbusting. This story contains violence and in some cases extreme damage done to the genitals. All characters are over 18. Reader's discretion is advised.
It was a fresh Friday morning. Ko, a young boy who had taken the day off from university to head down to the local game shop to pick up the hottest new release. Holding onto the straps on his backpack he ran down the street, in the store and up to the clerk.
The woman behind the counter smiled at him, "I hope you're not taking time off school to be here." she said to him as she rested her hands on the counter, looking down at the small male with a devilish grin on her face.
Ko looked a bit nervous, he was a regular here so she knew him a bit.
"No," he lied, "I just happened to have the day off." he gave her a big smile.
"Mm." she said, a smile still on her face as she wasn't buying it.
"You didn't happen to take the day off for this did you?" she asked as she bent down under the counter pulling up a boxed action figure.
"The Series Gold Proactive Freedom Man!" Ko said, eyes wide as he looked at the brand new model that was just released today.
"And..." the woman added before pulling up a smaller box.
Ko gasped, "And the rare Gold-Gold Boomstick addon!"
"Mhm." she responded. "I had a feeling you'd be in here this morning to get one of the new Action-Bots that just came out. It'll be 1,700 zenies all up."
Ko didn't think twice, he handed her over his card which she scanned, getting the funds before handing it back to him.
"They are all yours now, honey. Just be careful with them."
"I will." Ko replied happily, taking the boxes under his arms and turning around before gasping.
Standing behind him was a girl his own age with long silver hair and piercing green eyes. Giving a toothy smirk as she hands on her hips. It was Ko's rival Silvia, they have had countless battles and she has always won each one no matter how many good Action-Bots he gets.
"Well, well. Look what the cat dragged in. The second best Action-Bots player here; Po." she stated before flicking a lock of her silver hair over her shoulder.
"It's Ko!" he snapped back, "What are you even doing here, Silvia? Shouldn't your rich smug family be stepping all over the lower class while skiing in the alps?"
She stopped to check her nails as he was talking, "Oh, if only. Sadly it doesn't snow in the alps this time of year. Not like you'd know that." she returned fire before snapping her fingers.
A man in a black suit and dark shades came up behind her, holding a box.
Ko gasped again, "Is that...?"
"Yes, yes it is. Feel free to look. Not like someone from a family of your stature could ever afford it. A platinum Action-Bot."
"They are the rarest!" Ko stated, his eyes wide in awe. This was his first time ever seeing one in person before.
"Yes, well. My father owns the company that produces them, so getting one was child's play." she laughed mockingly.
Ko gritted his teeth, her constant smug attitude always annoyed him to no end. She was better and loved to flaunt it in everyone's face.
"Maybe you'd be up for a duel?" she asked Ko, taking her eyes off her perfectly manicured nails to see his expression.
Ko's face went red, with embarrassment and anger. His emotions were running high, "You're on!"
Ko and Silvia stood on opposite ends of a large table. On the table was a miniature city for Action-Bot battles to take place. Ko unboxed his Super Proactive Freedom Man, a generic buff soldier wearing camo pants with a gold belt buckle, combat boots and sunglasses. He put the Gold-Gold Boomstick in its hand before placing it on the table. Next he put a small blue glowing cell into it's back, powering it up.
"I'm proactive for Fr-Freedom!" the action-bot said, glitching out.
"Defective much like it's owner." Silvia stated before putting her own bot on the field.
Battle Maid, an anime girl in a maid outfit with blue eyes and blue hair in a long ponytail. She was wearing martial artist gloves with platinum knuckle dusters. As soon as she was powered on she assumed a fighting stance, fists up and bobbing and weaving.
"He's not defective! Proactive Freedom Man; FIRE!" Ko commanded while throwing his arm out overdramatically.
"It's time to kick ass and kick ass. And I'm all out of KICK ASS!" Freedom Man glitched out again before pointing his gun at the battle maid and firing shot after shot.
High powered and deadly lethal foam darts shot out of the gold boomstick. With a huff and another flick of hair, "Battle Maid. Show GI Schmoe what a platinum can do!" she said, crossing her arm and grinning.
Battle Maid rushed forward, jumping over small houses and sliding under bridges as she closed the distance to the macho bot. She quickly and skillfully avoided every shot he fired at her. Before Freedom Man knew it she was already in melee range, he was stunned with a devastating roundhouse kick to the head.
"Ow." Freedom Man said in a monotone voice.
Battle Maid followed up with a seamless low sweep, knocking the soldier down on his back. With a disappointed look on her face at the pitiful excuse of an enemy, she lifted her heel above her head before smashing it down on his plastic crotch.
"My balls! Balls! Balls of steel!" Freedom Man said, clutching his groin.
Another high pitched mocking laughter came from Silvia who had the back of her hand facing her mouth, "How trivial! If I didn't know any better Blo I'd say it was already over."
Ko gritted his teeth again before snapping back at the rich brat, "My name is Ko! And this battle is far from over!"
He looked over to the scoreboard, it was 1-0. The first to 3 would win. Ko looked over at Silvia, she was still smugly smirking at him, "Well? Ready for the next round, So-So?"
"Get ready for this! Freedom Man, Artillery Strike!"
"I'm going to put the smack dab on your ass - ass - KICK ASS!" Freedom Man replied before firing a deadly volley up into the air.
"Oh, please. Battle Maid, go get him." Silvia said, leaning on the edge of the table, rolling her finger and thumb together, already bored with yet another easy victory.
Battle Maid sprinted forward, her short dress lifting and flashing her white panties as she avoided the hail of bullets that was dropping down on her. She vaulted over a house before ripping up a power pole. She expertly spun it multiple times before closing in for an attack, smashing Freedom Man's gold boomstick, knocking it out of his hand before spinning around, and slamming her foot back into his face, making him stumble back.
She followed up with her finisher, with the power line pole still in hand she swung up between Freedom Man's legs, smashing his plastic balls up into his throat and knocking his feet off the ground.
"Balls! Balls! Balls! Ow - My balls!" he said, voice still monotone.
"I don't know why dumb boys use male bots." Silvia sighed.
"Shut up!" Ko said, his face flushed and his anger rising as the score was now 2-0.
"It's true. Those silly things between your legs don't seem to be of much good other than getting flattened." she added.
"Argh! The only thing getting flattened here is you! Freedom Man! Engage in hand to hand!"
"Yippee-ki-yay, mother clucker!" the bot said before moving in rigidly, like a robot with his fists up ready to box.
Silvia sighed again, "Are you even trying? Battle Maid; you know what to do."
Compared to Battle Maids, fluid human-like movements, Freedom Man was a lumbering, stiff idiot barely able to keep balance. When in range of each other the soldier bot threw out sloppy punches that the maid easily avoided, on his third swing she gracefully slid down into the side splits before pulling her fist back and rocketing up into the soldier's crotch.
"Ow." he said but didn't respond.
Battle Maid sent more punches up into the other bot's crotch. Punch after punch her platinum knuckle dusters smashed into his testicles, chipping the paint off his pants. Each and every single time the bot played the same "Ow." line over and over.
Battle Maid's eyes narrowed as she focused, her punches picking up speed till they were barely visible, you could only tell with the impact sounds of expensive materials into weak plastic nuts.
"Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow."
"Battle Maid; use secret Ball Blaster Finisher." Silvia said, her smirk returning.
Battle Maid nodded, her fists still using the soldier's crotch as a speed bag. She suddenly stopped, Freedom Man just stiffly fell onto his back. Battle Maid pulled a small round plate off her wrist and slapped it onto Freedom Man's freedom crotch. It beeped and a small red light blinked, slowly increasing in intervals.
Battle Maid quickly stood up, one of her eyes glowing red as she said something for the first time.
"Omae wa mou shindeiru." she said, her voice cool and calm.
She brought her leg far back before shooting it forward, smashing it into the macho man's nuts with enough force to send the bot flying through the air with the mine on his crotch beeping fast before exploding.
Ko was grief stricken as he watched his brand new gold grade bot explode into smouldering pieces, landing all over the city.
"Grade gold? More like grade as-" Silvia was cut off by a cry from Ko.
"FREEDOM MAAAAN!!"
The scoreboard showed Battle Maid as the winner with confetti explosions going off. A small animation of a woman in a bunny suit, holding her crotch with one hand and hiding a smile with the other. She had a speech bubble coming out that said; Ball-less Victory.
Ko pointed at Silvia, "Damn you, Silvia! I'll beat you one day!" he yelled.
"Battle Maid, give this loser here a parting gift."
Battle Maid nodded again, dashing over to the golden boomstick and taking it in her hand, with precision aim she fired a small foam dart. It bounced harmlessly off the front of his pants, but it still made Ko jump and hold himself defensively.
"Hey!"
This earned yet another mocking laugh from Silvia as she took the toy weapon from her bot and walked around the table to Ko. She held it out for him to take, staring down at him coyly the whole time.
"Well I hope you've learnt your lesson. Maybe prepare better before taking me on again next time." she said.
Ko didn't say anything, he took hold of the gold boomstick. When he did this Silvia moved her other hand forward, giving Ko a slap on the crotch, smacking his balls dead on. With a grunt he fell to his knees, holding himself.
Silvia laughed again, taking her bot and leaving through the door her bodyguard held open while she cleaned her own hand with a handkerchief, the one that slapped Ko's testes, "Try again later if you still got the balls, Yo-Yo."
Ko grunted while he massaged his testicles better. Something on the ground caught his eyes. It was Freedom Man's head rolling along towards him, stopping face up.
"Ow. My b-b-balls of steel!"
The clerk stood behind the counter, looking grim as she punched in the soon to be coming refund into the till.
The end.