Being a Weird Boy

A Blitz x Exile Piece

So, I always loved these two guys the most in Road Rovers... aside from Muzzle but Rotties are my fav dog... and I always found it funny with the 'Don't Be a Weird Boy' statement that Exile would come out with around Blitz. Then I thought to play on that for a little while and have a bit of fun with these two.

Exile was having an odd sort of time with his fellow Road Rover Blitz, in general he found the dog arrogant, irritating and a pain for everyone to have to deal with because he never listened, and he was so frustrating. Blitz's obsession with Colleen was to be expected, he had a massive ego and tended to think that it should be noted by the females and with only one female in the group it meant his desire to be given attention had developed into an unhealthy infatuation. Worse still, Exile was finding that no matter how much he wanted to grab the Doberman by the scruff and shake him about, sometimes he just wanted to mount him and teach him the rules in the old fashion.

Today was no exception to that sort of scenario, especially as they were in their normal canine form hanging around at a Doggy Day Care where there were rumours that the Groomer had snuck in and was taking some kind of information or something ridiculous to try and turn dogs evil again. Her plans were always rather pathetic when she was trying to work on her own but so far there was not a sniff of her and the two dogs had been given not only a kennel to themselves for the night, but they were currently mingling with the other dogs in the play room. Exile was finding it impossible to get a laugh out of the other dogs there, none of them found his Russian humour quite to their style and well, he was getting interrupted quite regularly by the female dogs barging past him to go and give Blitz a good sniff.

"Hey babe... what are you doing later? Got a kennel to yourself? But what if it gets chilly tonight... I'm sure I could arrange to give you a little warmth..." The Doberman was practically drooling through his lousy pick-up lines and the bitches were clamouring around him in delight, utterly enthralled by the pedigree's sharp looks and clear confidence. Exile just curled his lips, he found it so frustrating that Blitz could flirt so easily with everything and that he never once considered how stupid he looked to the others. But then he was looking suddenly very embarrassed at himself when the husky realised that the whole time he was staring right at the black dog's broad tanned backside and bulging balls. He shook his head firmly and trotted over to the Doberman as he grinned at a Retriever. "You remind me of someone I'd really love to put in their place... you don't have a brother called Hunter do..."

"Don't be a weird boy!" Exile growled at him and suddenly Blitz straightened up with a whimper and turned about to face the husky, about to come up with an excuse but not finding a good one. He just scoffed at him and told him he was just upset because he was a loser and none of the girls were after him. The husky gave a groan of frustration and then padded off towards the other end of the meeting area. A few other dogs came over, but as soon as one of them began to sniff at his backside, he flopped his tail down and turned around with a sudden snarl and then he curled up with a grunt. He felt funny, why was it only the male dogs came up to sniff him and never the females; it was not that he was jealous just observing and well... it was always the same. The husky settled down to chewing a toy and then noticed a large boxer dog step over to sniff at Blitz's backside and his eyes widened in shock.

Indeed, Blitz practically spread his legs and straightened his stump of a tail upwards as much as possible with his face in a vicious grin. The boxer snuffed his tailhole excitedly, his own backside wagging about as he snuffed in deeply and then even snuffed at Blitz' balls. It made Exile grimace in anxiety as he watched the Doberman even accept the other dog give his balls a quick lick and to the hole too. When Blitz gave a snigger and insisted that was pretty good, Exile gave a growl. He was suddenly aware that his cock was probing out of his sheath and it scared him, he had to stop this and get Blitz to behave.

"Ah... ja... lick a little deeper..." Blitz was grinning, the boxer's big tongue twirling around the rim as Blitz strained out for it. But just as the Doberman hoped he might be about to have some real fun, the husky stormed over. Exile barged the boxer aside, snarling at him to back away before he spun around to Blitz's embarrassed face. He repeated his usual phrase, but Blitz cut him off. "Don't start that, I'm telling you he sniffed first... you're reading into nothing!"

"You are a real gear to be on my grinding!" Exile stated, getting another phrase wrong to make Blitz just turn around and stare at him in utter disbelief. He just stared at the grim looking husky for a while before insisting he think he'd gotten it wrong and yet the husky was even more confused. But the husky grabbed Blitz by his collar and dragged him back over towards their kennel with a growl of frustration. When they were settled inside, Exile stretched his paw out to grab the gate and close it before sitting down calmly beside the rather unsettled Doberman. "You are such a weird boy... you should behave."

"Uh... look... it was just a friendly sniff, I'd even sniff you that thoroughly if I hadn't seen you in a while, how can that be weird?" The German dog whimpered, and the husky turned around, almost to growl until he paused. Would that be normal amongst friends? It had not occurred to him that such a thing would be normal around dogs that were not his former sled team. However, they were all teammates and he gave a sigh before turning to sniff towards the Doberman, only for him to give out a shriek of shock and smack a paw on Exile's nose. "What are you doing? Its so gross!"

"Wait... but what did... you just..." Exile began, only to notice the wicked grin upon Blitz's face and then turn aside and trot back towards their kennel with a growl of fury. However, the kennels were still off limits and he found himself bumping against a large bullmastiff that gave a bark of delight and was eager to invite him to play tug of war! This was something Exile was more comfortable with and he quickly grasped one end, both of them starting to wrestle and growl in fun over the matter as he seemed to make a friend.

Whilst they were busy enjoying themselves, a familiar scent filled the air and both of the Road Rovers were suddenly aware that an enemy was arriving! It smelt like and clearly was the Groomer as he stepped inside and seemed to be insisting that she was going to be tarting night duty tonight to watch the dogs and make sure they were safe. It seemed intelligence about their enemies being involved in this place was true and both of them were eager to get involved in a fight tonight if they could, but Exile trotted over to Blitz with a growl as they shared a bone together as the humans talked.

"Look Exile... that made woman is bound to do something heinous tonight... but if we don't act like we're best buddies and normal dogs, then we won't be able to find out what she plans. So whenever she starts looking at us in suspicion, you've got to trust me on whatever I tell you to do!" Blitz stated, but it made the husky grimace at the thought of listening to anything this dog might suggest to him. Did he really have to agree and make it sound like Blitz was in charge? No... Exile gave a swift shake of the toy and growled at him.

"We will play buddies but I'm quite sure I'll have a suitable plan should we need it." Exile stated firmly, the husky making it clear that he was not going to let the Doberman take control of the mission. But they continued to play and carefully watch the situation as the forms were discussed and there were several conversations that were more than a little basic about someone starting a new job. But the Groomer was then beckoned over to the dogs, the staff member was then calling to the dogs one by one, beckoning them over to let the Groomer greet them. It was clear she was grinding her teeth and not eager to have anything to do with the dogs, but she had no choice as the staff member looked towards the boys.

"Frosty... Fritz... come on over and say hello to your babysitter tonight!" The staff member cooed, the names immediately making the Groomer double-take, especially when she'd been looking at the pair of them as if they were far too familiar. It made both of them a little anxious until they heard their 'codenames' and hurried over with wagging tails and whimpers of affection. They let their faces be stroked and snuffled eagerly at their enemy, trying hard not to vomit and not to want to bite her, they had to keep things under the radar.

The pair were soon then strolling back to chew on their bone together and the Groomer was staring after them for a while, almost as if she did not believe they were simple dogs and both of them were nervous. It was going to be a very difficult night if they did not manage to convince her that they were not Road Rovers and so could find out her plan!

That night, the Groomer was in control and she was quick to guide each dog back into their kennel, one-by-one and with locks she was putting onto the doors that were unusual. The two watched, letting the other dogs get taken in ahead of them so they could judge the kind of work they needed to remove these locks and it was clear Exile's eyes would deal with it. The pair though were not sure how they were going to be able to suit up when they were in this form, but Blitz had figured something out very easily when the Groomer guided them in as he'd nuzzled against her leg and she'd kept shuddering and beckoning him to go inside and stop pestering her.

"What was that about? Wasn't it gross?" Exile questioned the Doberman as the pair of them were locked in and sat in their beds, the Groomer barely looking at the German dog at all as she'd bolted the door. She still had other dogs to lock in so they had to be careful until she'd secured the dogs and they could react, but Exile noticed that Blitz was looking very smug. He looked at him with an eyebrow lifted, grimacing at him as Blitz turned to him with a grin. "Ugh... don't be a weird boy."

"What? I can't be happy when I did something useful?" Blitz questioned, grinning in delight as the Groomer was gathering up a dog that was rather more giddy. When the husky continued to give him a dumb expression, the Doberman stood up and showed that a magnet attached to his collar had allowed him to collect the keys for their cells. Exile was grinning about it, thinking it was a very smart move as they did not have to worry about changing so much, but then they heard the Groomer marching along and both of them panicked as Blitz realised she'd want the keys to lock the other doors! "What... what should I do?"

"Get our key off and then, I dunno, give her back the keys?" The husky whimpered, both of them suddenly a little panicked that they were going to get caught before they'd even achieved their goal! As the other dog continued to drive the Groomer barmy as she swore and growled at it to stay still, Exile held the chain of keys in his jaws as Blitz got to work. Carefully, he took the magnet to the keys and caught the one they wanted before then lifting himself and his neck, making a motion to slowly lead the key up around the ring. Exile manoeuvred the ring in his mouth to let the key work itself between the two thing bands of metal, his jaw shaking as his ears focused in on the trouble the other dog was causing their enemy. Thankfully, it was not too much effort to get the key off and once off, the pair breathed a sigh of relief.

"Well, that solved that problem." Blitz grinned, grabbing the keys from Exile and then casually tossing them towards the door, only to realise that they would bounce off and hit the hard ground. The Groomer was walking down with the other dog in tow, snarling at it when she reached their spot and then heard the bong and the hard clang of the keys hitting the ground. Her hand swung to her belt, realising that the keys were gone and immediately suspecting the two dogs that had looked troublesome from the start and so, Blitz came up with a sudden plan!

There was a yelp, the sound of the plastic beds getting barged about and then the grunts of the dogs as the Groomer peered into their kennel, but found herself not focused upon the keys on the floor at all, but watching the two dogs in shock. Blitz had not even had a warning as he'd turned about and lifted is tail in the air, bending as if to leap under the beds and bury himself in some kind of safety, when Exile had taken control and jumped him. At first the Doberman had given a yelp and knocked himself against his bed, Exile's big paws suddenly looping around his waist before the dog had then penetrated as Blitz had gained his feet, only to give a shocking gasp of horror.

The husky was not small in that department and he'd been more than a little surprised that it had taken just mounting and feeling the heat of a rather bare backside against his fluffy groin to make him erect. But once he'd realised they were being watched, he forced his cock right into Blitz's shockingly tight backside as the Doberman gave a yelp of horror and shock. Exile just wrapped his paws around the black waist, gripping tightly and just letting himself get used to how much that tight object was squeezing and pinching around him, making him want to knot straightaway before they both realised the Groomer was staring at them.

"Gay dogs... well, maybe I was starting to get suspicious for different reasons..." The Groomer stood there, she was clearly intrigued to watch and had noticed the keys on the floor of the kennels, but was looking right at them. She had expectations for what they were supposed to do as Exile looked to her with an embarrassed face whilst Blitz was still boggle-eyed and staring at the wall in horror... is ass being pulled open by a cock that was swelling on its own! The husky was not too sure what to do now but what he'd clearly started as he lay his chin against Blitz's ears, making the Doberman even more panicked as he suddenly started to thrust into the dog.

"WHAT! EXILE! STOP! GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT!" Blitz whimpered hideously, scrabbling at the ground but unable to dislodge the husky or move much out of fear of the enemy that was watching them. The more he tried to move the more he was helping the husky's red hot poker rub in and out of his tight tail hole as he whimpered and hollered to be released. Exile though kept tight hold, groaning as he arched his hips and started to really thrust in and out of the other's backside, his motions low t first because the passage kept snapping hold of him tightly, but the more he pushed and pounded, the looser it got. "Please... stop!"

The sound of their bodies clapping together filled the air, Blitz's front half was starting to sink down, something inside was getting rubbed and it felt strangely good and strangely worrying! He was sticking his tongue out, trying to manage his breath against the thrusts and not howl out or cry over how Exile was treating him. This was the most humiliating day of his life... it wasn't like Exile was even an attractive member of the team... if it had been Hunter he might have coped better! But as he felt that thick cock rubbing against a strange, tingling point, his backside kept squeezing and twitching madly. Blitz whimpered and shivered, is backside was getting strange, it was feeling like it was throbbing in a very bizarre and exciting manner that was making him worry for how good it was! He whimpered and whined even more, then he got a shock as Exile seemed to push in deeper with a groan of delight!

Exile was shuddering, the more Blitz's tight passage kept squeezing him tight, the more he was swelling up and developing his knot. It was getting far too good; he could never have imagined that fucking Blitz actually felt good. He was not reconsidering his stance on 'weird boys' after this. He ground his cheeks against Blitz's neck, opening his mouth and sticking his tongue out, ready to try and bite his neck if he needed as he kept humping him harder and harder. He was soon panting and whimpering, the wet slapping sound now mixing with his wheezing pants as he pumped harder and harder, feeling something making him twitching more and more!

"EXILE! EXILE! If you don't stop you're going to knot!" Blitz whimpered in horror, though his tongue kept hanging and he could not help but feel at least a little amazing at the sensation building up to pop inside his body! But Exile was ignoring it, closing his eyes, grunting and grinning, drooling as he hurried in faster and felt himself swelling to the point he was snagging more at Blitz was whimpering more. But just as Exile knew he should have gotten off and just squirted all over the floor of the kennel, he could not bring himself to leave Blitz' body and he gave a whimper.

"Sorry for being a weird boy!" Exile groaned, his knot slipping into place and then snagging violently against the walls as Blitz gave a yelp of pain before a groan of shock. The knot had tugged and then slapped right at the best spot, just spitting its first string of cum at the right point that Blitz's backside squeezed and then his own cock spat out cum! The Doberman gave a gasp of his belief, feeling his hips cracking, but rather calmly, Exile dismounted to reveal they were tied fully as the Groomer unlocked the kennel, picked up the keys and then casually got on with things, amused at the pair as Exile turned towards Blitz. "Uh... maybe we should call for back-up?"

The End