The Snake's Duties

A Sir Hiss x Prince John Oneshot

Just some little slash fiction where Sir Hiss does get some satisfaction. Prince John always came across a little too much like a bitch heh....

"HISS! HISS! Where are you, you slimy sliding conniving sneak! I know what you've done... I know it!" Prince John was having a 'Hissy' fit again and the Sheriff was groaning as he sat leaning against the table listening to the lion rushing around looking for the snake. Whilst King Richard was preparing for a new Crusade, the Sheriff of Nottingham was finding himself waylaid again by the visit from Prince John to discuss tax revenue for his brother's sake but who was currently accusing his serpentine assistant of stealing an object from him and the wolf was worried it would be that moth-eaten teddy-bear that he was not supposed to speak about again!

"Your Highness... I thought this was something of extreme importance, like a murder or something and..." The wolf began, but when the lion bent down in his pyjamas to seek out the damned serpent under the table, the wolf's eyes widened. He knew his master did not tend to wear underwear under his nightdress and when it was a teddy-bear issue he refused to dress properly, but the sheriff couldn't believe it. He was quite sure that the prince's tailhole was swollen enough to fit a wolf's knot, let alone the fur of his thighs near his balls looked a little... crusty. The sheriff had a really bad feeling about it and about that damn snake, but if he was not told it was a matter to deal with, he was not going to say anything. "Have you tried his bed basket, sire?"

"What? Why would the traitor be hiding in plain sight!" Prince John hissed as he padded about on all fours, looking around for some kind of sign of the serpent when the Sheriff knew he had to find out exactly what had happened. The wolf guessed Hiss was still in the basket basking in whatever he'd done but, when the Sheriff stepped over to it and found the teddy, he took it over to the Prince and the lion snarled at him. As the Prince fussed that this was his gift from mummy and snuggled it close like a baby, the wolf rolled his eyes and then picked up the basket, insisting he'd go interrogate the snake to find out why teddy had been in such a dangerous situation. The Prince turned to him with a snarl and bared his claws for the first time the wolf could remember. "See that you do... if that conniving sinner has been involved somehow, this counts as high treason, kidnapping... you will execute him on the spot!"

"Of course, sire, I'll report back later..." The sheriff stated but he was far too curious now to even bother bullying the snake. When he left the lion snuggling his teddy, the wolf padded off towards his office carrying and swinging the basket so that the snake might feel sick inside. He then plopped it onto the table in his private quarters as he uncorked some wine and brought out bread and cheese to share with the serpent once he lifted the top of the basket. The serpent remained coiled up inside as the sheriff gave a soft snort and rubbed at his nose. "So then, Hiss... I gotta ask you a couple of questions but, don't worry I'm not going to say anything about the teddy thing..."

"What are you going to ask then?" The big python questioned, a long coil slipping out on one side of the basket and then on the other side. The eyes stared up out of the darkness at the wolf who was grinning in amusement and pushed over a cup of wine. The snake lifted his head up, glaring at the wolf as his long tongue slid out and tapped around the top of the cup, ready to drink it but still cautious. He then brought his nose to it, slurping it up in a seeming little whirlpool as the wolf gave a grin and then rubbed at his chin.

"I was just thinking... you ever notice how the prince's backside was looking a little... used... this morning?" The wolf questioned and suddenly the snake and his coils slipped right back into the basket. He made a jovial little point that he didn't know anything about that, insisting he slept at the bottom of the bed in his cot and nothing else! He even complained about the snoring as if he really did not want anything to do with the prince in bed, but it only made the wolf grin. He might not be the greatest sheriff around, but he knew a lying serpent when he saw one and he had to grin as he chewed some of the cheese before smiling at the serpent. "You know... you don't have to hide what happened... if the prince has some... peculiar preferences... it might be something we could both use."

The sheriff made a motion of rubbing his fingers together, musing at the idea of maybe being able to keep quiet if the prince paid them up. To the Sherriff, it would not surprise him if wimpy Prince John preferred to take the feminine role, especially as he was such a Mama's Boy he probably felt good having a stronger guy come and take care of him. The wolf looked at the serpent and then poured him some more wine, which was taken fast before the sheriff poured some more. He was well aware that this snake had loose lips when he was drinking and the wolf grinned happily as he questioned again and the snake gave a hiccup and a giggle.

"Oh no... its nothing to do with preference... he doesn't even know what's happening when he wakes up... he begs me to make him forget!" The snake snickered suddenly and the wolf's eyes widened in fascination. He watched the snake drain the glass again and it was obvious to the wolf that he only needed a little more alcohol to get the snake to tell him everything as he was smiling towards him. Sir Hiss drained the glass again, giving a sudden hiccup and then sighing happily before sniggering again. "It's been going on for a little while now, ever since his mother told him that he would have to wait for Richard to get married before he could even look at a lady... the queen mother always loved to keep her baby as her baby! But since that time when he was fully mature and raring for something... he confessed to me he was desperate for anything and so we made a deal... but as I said, it always starts the same way...."

The snake giggled away and the sheriff listened in fascination as the snake told his story....

"Hiss... Hiss... Hiss, please don't pretend to be asleep when I need you!" Prince John had woken up from another lustful dream of big bosomed ladies that knew how to pamper him and make him feel spoilt. It was not unusual for him to awake from these dreams just before the good part and find himself with a prominent erection, but the past few years of relying on the snake's help had meant that he could never reach climax without the aid of the vile serpent. Awkwardly, he'd waddled across his mattress with his painful little erection and then hung over the edge of the bed and whispered down to the snoring snake. "Hiss... please..."

"Huh? Oh... have you really no restraint to such lustful thoughts your majesty?" It was only when it came to these duties that Sir Hiss was willing to be a little more... catty... towards his royal highness. Lately there was much more money in the room so Prince John had been sleeping rather soundly by snorting in the nasty scent of the metal as if it were some elixir of life. To be fair, since Richard had gone on Crusade and left John in charge, he had not been requested for their little arrangement and yet, tonight it seemed that the prince needed his serpent's help and so Hiss slid up onto the bed with a yawn as the prince look curiously pathetic and kept putting his thumb to his mouth.

"And... and... you'll be gentle with me, right? You'll keep your promise..." The Prince had whimpered and Hiss had nodded his head obediently before then wrapping his great coils around the lion's body within his night clothes. John shivered in fear but also anticipation, feeling the curiously cold scales slip up and around his body, the great coils slipping about his chest and then starting to roll back and forth. The actions of the serpent stirred up John's nipples as he gave a low moan of pleasure and then stuck his thumb in his mouth. He never wanted anyone to hear his voice or know that he needed this much stimulation as the snake's coils then wrapped calmly around the prince's tiny cock and tiny balls.

"Here your majesty, you just enjoy yourself..." Hiss grinned menacingly, his tongue flicking out to the head of the prince's small phallus that was so dainty it was practically a perfect bite-size morsel for the snake! The forked tongue slipped over the slit, teasing its sticky surface into bubbling with more precum as the coils wheezed and squeezed up and down in a steady rhythm as the sucking thumb became more prominent. Whilst the snake was keeping the lion distracted with these motions, his tail was then sliding over to the second biggest opening on this lion... gently probing the tight, pinching hole with the hard end of the tail as it probed inward and John lurched forward.

It did not take more than this prod and squeeze of his balls for that adorable little willy to spew out a rather thick load onto the snake's coils and for the prince to sigh in happiness. Hiss slowly uncoiled himself, hearing the sigh of relief from his master and then that soft snivelling of thanks but also disgust. However, Hiss was not satisfied and well, as always, the prince would ask him to make him forget no matter he did and so Hiss began to meander his coils around the balls, around the flaccid cock, again the nipples and then he began to rub his tail tip against the hole.

"No... no... Hiss... what are you doing? We won't need any more, its all completed... please don't bully me so!" The Prince whimpered pathetically as the snake's tail tip gently rubbed and strolled in a circle around the hole, making it stretch open then pinch shut. Hiss had already given this ass enough training that it knew what was being offered and was starting to get excited. John whined at the sensation, confused why his backside kept puckering and feeling curiously good, confused that it could ever make him excited. But Hiss then licked his lips and grinned as he brought his head down towards the tailhole and his coils swiftly continued to rub and arouse nipples, cock and balls as John wailed. "Don't be so mean..."

"But your majesty... its rather obvious that you rather like this, can't you feel how excited you are down here, I'm having to hold your cock so you don't just burst from each touch. You're face too is exquisite... I'll make you forget we went this far... so why not give in?" Hiss questioned teasingly, knowing full well that there was no way that the prince would not accept it... he always did. John though moaned against a paw he managed to smother his muzzle with. His backside was opening out, Hiss' tail tip was gently rubbing it out wide and it was making his whole body pinch with anticipation... why did his body think this was a good idea? "You might was well give in... look, I'll like it for you so it won't be so scary..."

"No!" John yelped, but it was quickly smothered by his paws as he grabbed his muzzle and knelt forward the way the snake's coils beckoned him to. He was shivering and whimpering, not quite sure he wanted it and yet the sensations of pleasure from each touch and that made twitching inside was causing a strange itch he doubted he'd be able to scratch. He brought his thumb to his mouth, sucking at it erratically in a seeming show of submission as Hiss almost tittered in amusement as he brought his head to that tight hole and then strained out his tongue.

He flickered teasingly around the ring, little warm drops of saliva or tickling strokes making it tighten up madly as John gave a wail against his thumb. He began to suck harder, the motions soon curiously urging his tailhole to copy the sound with similar movements. Hiss grinned, straining his tongue closer and then rolling it over the whole hole as the lion's tail straightened and his pathetic patchy scruff of mane stood on end as he gave a high-pitched yelp down his thumb. Hiss then pressed his tongue over it again, manipulating his coils to keep hold of John so he could escape, one fat coil almost crushing at the prince's tiny cock to keep it exciting as his tongue continued to roll over it with pleasure.

"There... see... it's not much and you like it..." Hiss grinned, but sneakily he began to shift his coils very carefully to move his groin over to his face. One of those rather pleasurable things about being a snake was that Hiss could pleasure himself easily by opening his mouth and sucking one of his twin hemi-penis for pleasure. Few even seemed to know that a snake had a left and a right penis, more exposed than those of mammals in their looks and yet, an easy way to ensure a female could not escape a mating coil so easily. But Hiss had become rather addicted to a new kind of sexual contact involving his twins and the prince's asshole. "See, I'll lick it more deeply now... I'll make you feel good..."

"But I don't want it to hurt!" John whimpered past his thumb, his voice drooly and his thumb utterly pale from being sucked so much it almost looked bald! But Hiss just grinned as he slurped it again with his tongue, aiming his vent right near the lion's backside as the prince moaned and groaned it would hurt. Well, it never hurt much these days, Hiss had trained him well enough and then be brought out just one of his hemi-penis, letting the thick bristled looking form press near the hole, dripping with his excitement as he rubbed its hot form by the puckering ring. The prince gave a sudden yelp, shaking his head and giving a wail. "That doesn't feel right... that's not your tongue..."

"Oh but it is, can't you feel it when I wiggle..." The snake teased, making a hiss but instead of moving his tongue he made his penis wiggle slightly in the opening, forcing it to squeeze out eagerly, beckoning him in. The prince gave a groan of anxiety, but it was clear from his tiny cock's little pulsing motions against the coils, that John rather liked it. Hiss then pressed his cock into the opening, the shape narrow at the end before widening out, different to the lion's thick-headed penis and easier to use to confuse the lion. Gently, he wiggled the tip inside the opening, feeling the warmth inside welcome him in before closing around the squishy, wet form as John gave a groan. "See... you like it..."

John was not too sure what to say. He felt something hot and sticky slipping into him, it wiggled against sensitive spots and made his backside clench to hold it before opening out at the heat. He made odd little sounds of confusion mingled with pleasure that he was trying to hide as he instead focused on sucking his thumb. Hiss grinned and slid his cock in deeper, feeling the delicious clenching and pulsing, the massaging passage grasping then rolling over his form, making John give out another sound that was totally enjoyable and yet he tried to suck his thumb more to stop the sound. Hiss then pressed his one penis in a deep as he could, pressing right up against the sweet spot and making the lion's tail go straight again!

There was a strange moment of silence, John not even sucking his thumb as his tail strained and his hips twitched, the coils around his balls, nipples and cock suddenly working hard as Hiss began to pump his cock in and out. He made sure to let it go in as deep as it could, the thicker bands going in and stretching out until John gave a whimper, before then slipping back. The snake let his cock slip in and out as carefully as he could, making sure the hole would widen out, that it would fit both his cocks in time as the lion's backside began to glisten and slicken as his breathing became more laboured.

John held his lips around his thumb tightly, he felt himself unable to cum from his cock no matter how aroused he was because of how tightly the coils pumped but squeezed when they sensed he'd burst. Then his nipples would be rubbed to ensure they were straining out and extra sensitive, John's eyes were watering and he could start hearing those wet, squelching sounds and feel the stretching, the burning heat before that tickling sensation against some point that made his hips start to wobble. John felt sick but good all at once, he was swearing mentally that the snake was making him into a female like this, but Hiss was rather content.

The snake took in a deep breath and a steady hiss, bringing his over cock to the hole he was working hard to widen. He grinned in delight as he was able to start teasing the other one in, and this time the stretching, though not painful, was enough that John gave out a moan against his thumb! Hiss swung out a coil, smothering the prince's muzzle as he whimpered and groaned, tangled up in the coils, every part of him now exposed to the air as he kept bent with his backside aimed at the door. The sudden fear that some guard or maybe even that dreadful Robin Hood might sneak in at any moment to rob him made his backside twitch more frantically and John was starting to wheeze and groan in panic as the snake's twin cocks started to push in and out steadily so there was no moment where a cock was not pumping in and rubbing that spot inside.

John wanted to cum already, he felt utterly humiliated and yet he could not stop the fact that part of him was enjoying it! He was hateful of himself for it and glad he would be forgetting this pleasurable pressure rubbing at his back and tickling him into drooling against the coil in his mouth. He was trembling as the pressure was building within his backside and he was clearly coming close to cumming from his backside! He tried not to focus on it or the fact his body was melting just like Hiss' cocks as they pumped in and out before he gave a groan.

"Soon we'll be done your majesty..." Hiss groaned, pumping his forms in faster and faster, making that tailhole widen out greatly and glisten with the pleasure that was leaking out of the passage and out of his cockheads. As he groaned and hurried to pump both in faster and faster, moving in a piston-like fashion, John gave a whine of pleasure as he clenched constantly around them, desperate to hold them in place rubbing against the good spot. He pumped more and more, he groaned and sighed as he felt the drool increasing from John's mouth upon his coils! The snake hurried, grimacing with his tongue flickering and straining with the pressure as he finally felt the prince squeeze about him so tight he roared against the coil and the coil around his cock shifted, letting a more vivid spray of cum spatter upon the bed before Hiss too came messily into the lion's ass, pulling out quick! But even as he pulled out, he could see the hole twitching desperately, oozing out cum and looking red and swollen but almost asking for more as John whimpered and the snake grinned. "You wouldn't remember if we went one more round anyway..."

"And that's what happens... honestly, you think I'd have stuck by his side being berated and tormented this long if I hadn't been getting something good out of it?" The python grinned wickedly and the wolf gulped heavily, it had been surprisingly descriptive and easy to imagine everything the snake was doing. The sheriff was surprised, he didn't normally get aroused from that kind of thing but... he leant in close to the snake, grinning wickedly.

"The next time it happens... call me in too and we can both have some fun." The wolf winked and the snake grinned wickedly and rubbed his coils together... sometimes there was more to life than just money.

The End