HipHop: Big Booty Vigilante
I wasn't sure if I had done a superhero story before, but I wanted to give it a try.
I really loved the idea of a superheroine who's super power was twerking, twerking so hard it made guys balls hurt. So that was pretty much the idea that made this story happen.
This story is clearly meant to be comedic, as dumb as it sounds I had a lot of fun writing the pale man's dialogue; don't ask why he swears so much I just really wanted an over the top guy yelling a lot.
As always - hope you enjoyed the story!
DISCLAIMER: M/F ballbusting story. This story contains violence and in some cases extreme damage done to the genitals. Reader's discretion is advised.
It was another dark night in Union City, police sirens filled the air as they responded to crimes happening all over the city. From being mugged, stores being looted to heavy vandalism, the crime rate was out of control.
Shaniqua Blair, a gorgeous African American woman who was a mild mannered reporter during the day, but by night she went under the alias HipHop. A badass, boss bitch vigilante who kept the streets safe and helped the police keep the criminals in check.
She stood in a dark alleyway, under a light as she posed for no one. She wore skintight leggings with cheetah print, a simple shirt knotted on the side to show off her wide hips, huge bubble butt and well toned stomach. She wore a short sleeve jacket over the top and her messy, wild and naturally curly hair was kept under a ball cap.
Around her neck she wore a big pair of headphones. They weren't just blasting music, she also used them to listen to police radio chatter to gauge where crimes were being committed.
Union City was always a crime ridden dump, but it was getting worse as every small gang or crime lord was trying to crawl their way to the top. At the moment it was The Wildkatz that were starting to rise to power, it had long been suspected they were getting funding from someone in a top office.
Hiphop listened to the call, sounded like the street rats were looting some warehouse, no doubt chemicals to make drugs with. While she didn't have a badass mode of transportation, she did have her ever reliable scooter. The vehicle creaked under the weight of her big, black booty as it sputtered to life. Giving it a few good revs she put on her helmet before taking off down the city streets.
It wasn't long till she had reached the docks. She switched off the engine, took off her helmet and put a bandana over her mouth and nose to cover her identity. Her cute high heeled sneakers clacked along the pavement as she ran around the corner to confront the thieves.
She put one hand on her hip, sticking her large rear out, her other hand pointing at them, "Stop right there criminal scum!" she demanded.
This caught the attention of the young gang members who were loading cardboard boxes of ill gotten goods into the back of a van. The two men looked at her, then at each other before promptly ignoring her and continued to load boxes into the van.
"Hey!" she called out, insulted they just ignored her heroic entrance.
"Just ignore her man, hopefully she'll go away." the one with hair said to his bald friend.
"Don't ignore me!" she said, storming up to the men.
Both of them sighed and placed the boxes down, looking at this short black woman with a big ass who had just confronted them.
"I'm here to stop you two from doing crime!" she stated.
"We stopped loading the boxes." the one with hair said with an annoyed voice.
"Yes!" HipHop replied rather pleased with herself, seemingly not getting the hint, "Now you must pay for your crimes!" She took on a fighting stance.
"Jesus Christ, woman. Either help us load the damn things or piss off." the bald one said with a thick English accent.
The first man raised an eyebrow, "Wait a minute. Aren't you meant to be that new superhero chick? Black Booty?"
"Nah, her name is Booty Bitch."
"No! It's HipHop!" she growled at the two as she motioned with her hands at her street hip hop inspired outfit, but their eyes rested more on her lovely breasts and overly generous backside.
"Right." the English one said, clearly not amused and put another box into the van.
HipHop growled, snatching the box from the man's hands and throwing it away.
"Take me seriously, damn it! You know I stopped two of your operations before. The ones at the jewelry store and the police station."
"Those were all over the news, you could have heard that anywhere."
"You're talking shite, luv."
HipHop stomped her foot on the ground and let out a scream of frustration. Soon after that, the roller door to the warehouse opened. Out walked a very skinny, pale man with a pointy beard. He looked rather sickly but his face gave off how angry he was.
"Why are you two fucks out here blabbing? Pack those fucking boxes into the fucking van like your paid too and shut the fuck up while you do it before I fucking FUCK YOU." the man yelled in a thick jersey accent before panting hard, he reached into his pocket and took out an inhaler and puffed on it.
"Up." he finished. "Fuck you up."
The sickly looking man wiped his brow before looking at HipHop, "Who the fuck is this fat assed fuck!"
"Your problem, boss." the Englishman said before the two got in the van and drove off with their goods.
"You're meant to fight me, not run away!" HipHop yelled, waving her arms but they had already turned a corner and left.
The pale man took another breath of his inhaler as it looked like he was struggling to stand, "Get out of here, girly before I fuck you." he stopped to take yet another breath of his inhaler.
HipHop had a quizzical look on her face as she waited for the man to finish his sentence again, "Up?" she asked.
"No." he corrected her before snapping his fingers.
Seemingly out of nowhere a bunch of underlings appeared, all wearing Wildkatz jackets.
"Fucking kill this fucking broad so we can finally fucking finished what the fuck we came here to FUCK." the skinny man said, wheezing.
HipHop let out a squeal, she could finally do some superhero work instead of not being taken seriously and having a conversation with a guy who seemed to have a swearing quota he needed to meet.
She took a fighting stance as the guys all surrounded her, each one holding various weapons like knives, pipes or thick chains.
"Listen here, boys! Unless you want to get hurt I suggest you leave what you're doing and turn yourself in!" she stated, trying to sound as heroic as possible.
They clearly were not interested as they moved into attack. HipHop was on the defensive, she dodged knife stabs and ducked under pipe swings. While she didn't have a weapon in hand, her greatest one was always on her back.
As another thug missed her with a pipe swing, HipHop turned her back and thrusted her massive ass at his crotch. HipHop's booty might be big and soft, but it was deadly when used properly. Her huge rear slammed into the man's crotch like a truck, crushing his pubic bone as his nuts were smashed up into it with a loud crunch!
The man screamed, holding his crotch as the force of the blow sent him flying into some trash cans.
"Careful, boys! This booty's got bite!" she said before thrusting her jiggling rear menacingly at the others and giving it a hard spank.
One thug clearly wasn't impressed with it as he rushed forward, slashing with his knife. HipHop just rolled her eyes as she brought her foot back, giving a savage back kick to his crotch causing the high heel of her sneaker to stab into his balls.
The man let out a cry, falling to his knees and holding himself. This let HipHop deliver the finishing blow, she slammed her ass right into his face, breaking his nose and making the back of his head hit the wall behind him.
"Ass to meet you!" she said as she ground her plush butt into his face.
Her awful pun was interrupted by two guys running up to her, weapons raised and ready to attack but HipHop was faster. She reached out with both hands, grabbing each guy by the nuts and squeezing hard.
The men screamed in pain as her vise-like grip crushed their precious jewels, "You two feel a bit small down here." she laughed before squeezing even harder. They grabbed her wrist in vain to try and free themselves.
She kept a tight grip on them, standing up and freeing the man she was smothering with her booty. She pushed the two men back by their balls making them fall to the ground and hold themselves, but she wasn't done yet. She jumped up into the air and landed with a foot on each on the men's crotches, crushing their testicles into the concrete under her feet. With a wicked smile she started to twist her feet, each heel digger harder into the men's groins, making them squeal out in high pitched agony.
"You boys would be great at opera!" she laughed.
Soon she was surrounded again, the men yelling as they all attacked her. She narrowly dodged another pipe swing and retaliated with a swift toe kick to the nuts. The man cried out and dropped his pipe to clutch himself.
HipHop picked up the pipe, as the man was doubled over, holding himself, she rolled over his back and kicked his nuts again from behind. Bruising both the front and back of his testicles, the man screamed out and fell to the ground.
"My cojones!"
But she had no time to feel sorry for him as his friends were still coming after her, "This is no way to treat a lady, boys!" she said as she hit a guy's arm with the pipe she picked up, making him drop his knife.
"Shut it, fat ass!" one said and she swung her pipe up between his legs, smashing his balls up into his stomach.
"No one calls me fat ass!" she yelled before pulling the pipe back and swinging it into his crotch again with a meaty squish!
"My balls!" the man screamed in a high pitched voice.
However she was soon disarmed as a guy wrapped his chain around her pipe and pulled it out of her hands. He then swung the chain at her again, but HipHop caught it with her hand, putting them in a tug of war match. The man's face strained as he tried to pull her towards him but instead he lost his balance as he pulled hard on the chain, only to fall on his back.
HipHop lept into action, literally leaping into the air, opening her legs and letting her big, naturally cushioned rear land right on his crotch, crushing his cherries under her body weight. The man's face twisted in agony as HipHop ground her backside into his crushed sack.
The group of thugs backed off as the sound of heavy footsteps came from inside the warehouse. Soon appeared a big black guy, a perfectly chiseled hunk with arms and neck like a tree trunk. He ripped off his tank top, showing off his sculpted abs and pecs as he ran towards HipHop.
"Final boss time!" she cheered as she hopped off the pair of crushed nuts she was sitting on and ran towards the man.
He was big and strong, like a bull coming right for her. Maybe more like a tank with the horns of a bull but either way, HipHop was sure she could win. As she ran towards him she slid along the ground, kicking her heel up between his legs as she passed between them. Giving his man bits a solid hit, but it wasn't going to be that easy to take him down.
He growled and took a moment to hold himself but he was back in the fray, throwing heavy swings at HipHop. She could tell from the air coming off the swings just how strong they were. She had to use her agility to beat this brute, she ducked and weaved through his punches getting in a few hits of her own. A slap to the face, a punch to the gut. It did nothing to him but it sure hurt her hand, it was like punching a wall.
She picked up a pipe that was laying on the ground and swung it, but the massive hulk of a man caught it and bent it like it was nothing. Another swing she had to duck, she did so by sinking down into the split and sending a hard uppercut into the man's jewels. Her fist hit hard and sunk into his nutmeat, it seemed to be the only soft spot on his body.
This punch to the nuts made him howl out, closing his legs as he staggered back. Now was HipHop's chance for a proper counter attack. She ran at the man again, but she spun on her foot and turned her back to him to launch her fat ass, hitting him right in the face and knocking him to the floor.
She stayed on the man's face, cutting off his air supply with her big chocolate cake as she pressed it hard against him.
"Lights out, big boy!" she said to him as she reached down, grabbing his large balls in each hand and squeezing them hard, further sapping the strength from him to fight back.
She kept her big ass on his face. His strong hands grabbed her thighs, desperately trying to open them so he could get a breath of air but her thick thighs where stronger than him. He moves his hands to her big ass cheeks, trying to spread and open them then, but her huge booty was too big and covered too much of his face.
It took some time, but his flailing finally calmed down, his large hands left her body and HipHop let go of the man's swollen testicles, having left her nail marks in them. However she wasn't done, she sent one last punch into the man's large bulge. That was for hurting her hand when she slapped him.
HipHop stood up, proud of herself for taking on the worse they could throw at her.
"Looks like you gangbangers better give up, or else!" she said threateningly.
Each of them replied by pulling out a gun and pointing it at HipHop, her jaw dropped as she didn't think they were packing firearms.
"Oh shi-!" her swear was cut off by the deafening sound of the firing squad all shooting at her.
HipHop screamed as she ran behind a dumpster, covering her head as the bullets whizzed by.
"Jesus fucking FUCK! Her ass is fat enough! Don't tell me you fools can't hit it!" the skinny man yelled.
The gunfire stopped as the thugs all loaded in new magazines, HipHop raised her hands in defeat from behind the dumpster.
"Get out here." the sickly man said before puffing on his inhaler again.
HipHop stepped out, hands still raised as she stood in front of the group of men.
"Who the fuck even are you?" he asked her.
"I'm HipHop, a vigilante saving this city from people like you." she replied.
"Vigilante..." the man replied slowly, "Well you did a fine job of fucking up things here. Do you have any idea who the fuck we even are or how fucking fucked you are?" the man asked, wheezing again as he put as much vile into each swear as he could.
HipHop had an idea, "Well, how about I at least give you guys a show to make up for it?" she asked.
The pale man laughed, but soon coughed and sucked on his inhaler. "A show? Fine, go ahead. The boys could use some entertainment." the old man said.
This was all she needed. HipHop stripped off her jacket and her shirt, leaving in just her bra and leggings. Her headphones started to play a rap song, giving her the beat she needed as she swayed her wide hips. Her large black breasts bounced with her body before she turned around, showing off her biggest asset.
Her bubble booty. She shook and bounced it, getting plenty of cheers and wolf whistles from the crowd of guys. Soon after shaking it hard she started to make it clap, she was twerking for these guys. She pushed her ass right out and clapped her big cheeks together, making them jiggle and ripple.
HipHop had a secret technique, she could twerk her ass and make her cheeks clap in a frequency that was harmful to men's testicles.
Her big ass kept twerking, she made it clap harder and harder. The cheers from the men slowly died down as they each started grunting in pain. HipHop didn't need to look over her shoulder to know the men had dropped their guns to clutch their rapidly swelling balls.
"What's happening?" one asked, his voice strained.
"My nuts hurt!" another said.
"Her twerking is killing my balls!"
She couldn't help but get a bit turned on, it sure was hot to her to have so much power over a group of men just with her juicy ass. A large smile spread on her face as she kept going, she slowly sank down to her knees, slamming her ass down on the ground over and over, each clap of her cheek making the men's gonads swell even more.
Soon their grunts had turned to screams. HipHop looked over her shoulder but didn't stop twerking, all of the men were now on the floor, clutching their hugely swollen bulges and screaming in pain.
With the men now out of action she stopped her dangerous twerking and slowly got dressed again. Stepping over the screaming pile of men on the floor she made her way to the old man, who was on the floor holding his crotch like all the rest.
With her hands triumphantly on her hips she kicked away the man's hands and rested her foot on his bloated sack, "Listen here. Spread the word that HipHop is protecting this city and no criminals will go unpunished!"
"Suck the dried shit off my ass hairs, you fat assed fucking fuck of a fuck!"
HipHop's face soured, she has just had about enough of this man's foul mouth. With a grunt, she lifted her foot up and stomped down hard on the man's overripe berries, splattering them inside of his pants. She grunted as she stomped down on his junk over and over, each stomp making a sickening squish sound. She gave one last final stomp, as she lifted her sneaker off the man's crotch a string of pink goo connected them together before breaking.
The man looked as if he was going to scream, but he reached into his pocket and sucked on his inhaler one more time before passing out cold.
"That was anticlimactic." the curvy, ebony beauty said before walking away, "Tell all your friends about HipHop and how they should fear her!" she yelled out as the sound of police sirens got closer in the distance.
HipHop sat her fat ass back on her scooter, firing it up to life and leaving the scene for the police to deal with. While the van got away, she did a good thing in stopping all these criminals. She smiled to herself, she could wait to go home and put this on her blog.