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This is a work of fiction. Unless otherwise indicated, all the names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents in this story are either the product of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. All characters are of legal and consenting age, likewise if you are reading this story you should be of legal age in your respective country.

Richard was a happy go lucky sort, lots of friends and usually the life of the party, a generally likeable guy. But Richard also had a reputation as being something of a prankster, his friends of course lovingly referred to him as "Dick" not just because it was the commonly accepted shortening of his name, but because that's what he usually was when it came to pranks. The fox was clever, funny and witty, so there was never a shortage to his imagination for pranks.

Ranging from the usual stapler in a bowl of Jello being his more harmless prank, to switching out the receptionists shampoo on company vacation away. The prim and proper old poodle did not enjoy her purple hair for the next few weeks, no matter how much the other staff tried to smooth things over by complimenting her otherwise. From that day on, she never really was much of a fan of Richards.

Of course nearly every company getaway had some sort of prank being pulled by Richard, already the office was wondering what the fox was going to get up to this time. Thankfully there was ample time for Richard and some of his cohorts to plan this year's shenanigans, Dick wanted it to be a big one and top all his others so far, the others gathered around their weekly poker night agreeing enthusiastically.

Lots of ideas were tossed around, but nothing seemed to stick, at least nothing that met with Richards high ideals of what he wanted to pull off this year. To make matters worse, the following week it was announced that the company was expanding so some of the office would be relocating and dividing up into separate departments. This year's vacation would be postponed until further notice, but at least they were still going to have a small office party to welcome the new manager of Richard's branch.

Just as his spirits seemed to be at an all-time low, inspiration struck Richard from out of nowhere. Watching one of his favorite comedy movies to try bolster his spirits, the cross-dressing nanny gave Dick a twisted idea. Something he would only trust two of his best friends with in order to pull it off, at first his friends took some convincing, but eventually they were fully on board with Richards plan to prank their new Manager and "break the ice" as it were. It would be a welcome to the company he would never forget.

It couldn't get any better for Richard as he was given the company credit card to buy supplies for the party too, the receptionist making sure the fox knew that she would be going through the receipts with a fine tooth comb and reporting anything untoward to their new manager. That suited Richard just fine as it would play into his plan perfectly, rubbing his hands together like a cartoon villain the moment the old bag turned her back.

All in all there would only be about a dozen or so people attending the small office party, when the old poodle declined to join "that foxes" party, it quickly became a sausage fest. "All the better" Richard thought to himself, it'd be easier to sell his disguise if there weren't any nosy women around.

A few days before the party, Richard made a very expensive online booking to an escort service, booking their top vixen for a strip show. Only his colleagues weren't going to get a strip show from an escort, Richard and his friends were going to dress the fox up like the vixen and he would give the new manager a little lap dance before revealing himself. They'd even managed to find some fake breasts that looked and felt amazingly real, along with a wig that matched the escorts profile picture. A few makeup tutorials later and even Richards close friends couldn't believe the transformation. Mike giving his butt a playful swat saying "If I didn't know it was you under all that dude, I'd tap that" to which Richard put on his best girly voice and gave a wilting sigh.

"Holy crap dude! Yes! Talk like that at the party, really sell it!" Chad chimed in upon hearing the fox's girlish imitation. The three idiots falling down laughing, totally convinced this was going to be the best prank ever.

As expected the old poodle had been watching the company card very closely, she had seen the deduction for the escort and clearly alerted someone in the company about the expenditure as there were already whispers and rumors around the office about the "unexpected surprise" for the new manager. Richard's ego grew day by day with all the knowing grins and thumbs ups from his peers he was getting.

Finally the day of the party rolled around, closing the business early to complete the last minute preparations of the conference room, Richard excused himself to make one last important call and assured everyone he would be back momentarily. Mike and Chad also made excuses to leave the room, doing a poor job of hiding their grins as they went to help Richard get set up.

Meanwhile in the conference room there was an air of eager anticipation, the old poodle glaring at the eager young males crowded inside the conference room before leaving and locking up the office on her way out. Apparently nothing had been done about the deduction, much to her dismay, Richard would explain to her on Monday that he fully intended to cancel the booking after the party so it would be refunded in full, he just didn't want to risk her letting anyone know.

Looking at their watches to confirm the time, their new manager should be ready and waiting in the conference room to begin his introductions. Mike queued the music as Chard began wheeling in the massive three tiered cake with "Welcome Mr.Pine!" in bright pink icing across the front. Mike making sure the stunned looking wolf was sitting in a chair right in front of the cake before starting the music, giving Richard the sign to begin.

The top of the cake opening as paws extended up and out, waving in a sultry sway like a snake dancer, followed by the golden locks of the wig along with the sparkling eyes and muzzle hidden behind a sheer veil. Richard could pass for a damned Genie in his outfit, Mike and Chad having to turn their backs to the room as they covered their muzzles to stop from laughing as they spotted the fake emerald belly jewel Richard had put in. They had to give him credit where credit was due, the fox had really gone all in for this prank, even learning to belly-dance well enough to sell the ruse.

Mr. Pine was too entranced by the performance to put a stop to the proceedings, by the time Richard had climbed out of the cake and was settling himself in the old wolfs lap, he swore he felt a bulge. Looking around the room it was clear no one else knew it was him, Richards grin growing beneath the veil as he looked around, at least until his gaze fell upon an old unmistakable horned face.

"Oh shit..." Richard thought, it was Mr. Rorke, the no-nonsense owner and founder of the company. He'd warned Richard after last year's prank with the old poodle that if he was caught pranking anyone again, he'd not only fire Richard but anyone in on the prank as well. To a degree, technically everyone here except for Mr. Pine and Mr. Rorke were in on it, but the ram wouldn't see it that way and being a man of his word, he'd fire the lot of them.

It was too late to stop now, maybe he could just finish the lap dance and make a hasty exit before anyone realized it was him. With the song winding down to a finish, Richard gave a few last sexy grinds and jiggles against Mr. Pine's tented pants. Breathing a sigh of relief once the music stopped, Richard breathed a sigh of relief as he slipped from the wolf's lap and made for the exit.

"Where do you think you're going, sweetheart?" The old ram demanded with a straight face.

"Um...I gave him a lap dance as I was told..." Richard replied in his best girlish voice, hoping Mr. Rorke would buy it.

"At the price 'Dick' paid for you, a meager three minute lap dance isn't going to cut it. Best get back over there and suck that wolfs dick you made so hard" Just from the way the ram said his name, Richard had a feeling being fired would be the least of his problems if he was found out.

The fox looking over to Mike and Chad in the hopes of a way out, but Mike just shrugged his shoulders as Chad mouthed 'sorry' to the crestfallen fox. Looking around the room the rest of the crowd was starting to cheer 'her' on to do it. "Fuck..." was the last thing through Richards mind before he slowly turned and walked back over to the wolf whom was grinning broadly at him, already undoing his belt buckle and zipper in expectation.

Richard shot Mike and Chad a vicious stare that all but conveyed his thoughts of "I will rip your balls off and feed them to you with hot sauce if you ever tell anyone about this!" as he got down on his knees between Mr. Pines spread feet. With his two friends nodding in understanding, Richard would grasp the waistband of the wolf's boxers and tug them down to expose an unfortunately proportionately sized penis. Of course he wouldn't be so lucky to have gotten a wolf with a micro-penis to give his first ever blowjob to, maybe this was that Karma thing everyone always warned him about.

He'd watched enough porn and dated enough girls to have an idea of what to do, so he began with a simple stroking of his fingers along the length while trying not to snatch his hands back when some of the wolfs slick precum spilled across his digits. Trying his best to delay the inevitable, Richard would stroke along the length with one hand while the other slipped down behind Mr. Pine's knot to give a little squeeze the way he liked his last ex-girlfriend doing to him, usually a good way to get a canine off he remembered her saying once. Clearly the wolf liked this as he groaned loud and shot a hot strand of precum which landed right across Richard's snout. The scent of a strong alpha male hitting him in the nose like a punch, only noticing his tail was almost wagging like a bitch in heat when someone behind him in the crowd pointed it out. Goddamn animal biology...

"You're not getting paid by the hour, cutie" Mr. Rorke stated, making Richard wince as he cursed himself for selecting that option just to make the price more exorbitant. Reluctantly he lifted the veil covering his mouth as he leaned in to kiss the tip of the wolf's tapered cock, feeling the warmth of the firm flesh slip between his lips. His cheeks burning beneath the well applied makeup as he felt Mike and Chad watching wide eyed as their friend slowly slide his muzzle down over their new managers cock, soon being helped along by a large wolf hand coming down to rest behind his head and help the "vixen" get lower down. Of course not being a skilled cocksucker like one would expect of such a high caliber escort like 'she' was meant to be, Mr. Pine smirked as he felt Richard gagging on his length with an exclamation of "Yeah, it is pretty big..."

Thankfully despite his impressive size, the wolf wouldn't last too long, soon firing off and making sure Richard swallowed every last drop as he didn't want to get any mess on his pants. Even wiping off the tip of his dick against Richards cheek before tucking himself back into his boxers and zipping up. Any hopes that this nightmare would soon be over would be dashed when Mr. Rorke cheerfully offered "Who's next?" to the room. Richard's heart dropped into his stomach as other men around the room all leered at him, forming a line to take Mr. Pine's seat before the hapless 'vixen' and enjoy 'her' oral talents. What's worse was even Mike and Chad joined the line with little to no encouragement needed. When their turn eventually came, Richard made sure to use a lot of teeth on his two traitorous friends. But even that didn't stop them from cumming in his mouth.

With a full belly Richard finally pulled off the last of his unwitting co-workers cocks, the satisfied looking stag too tired to even tuck himself back into his underwear and zip himself up, his flaccid cock laying against his thigh as he lay with his head back over the chair and staring at the ceiling. Wiping the back of a paw across his lips to try clear at least some of the cum from them, Richard turned about in the hopes that Mr. Rorke would finally let him go. But the look on the old rams face said otherwise, as did the impressive tent he was now sporting after watching his staff getting serviced by the 'vixen' he'd paid so much for.

"Who's ready for desert?" Mr. Rorke suddenly announced with a grin at Richard.

"Oh fuck me..." Richard thought to himself as the ram cleared a spot on the conference table and patted it for him to hop up on. With his heart beating a thousand beats a minute, Richard got to his feet and made his way over to the table. He was about to be found out and everyone in here was going to get fired because of him!

"Hope you boys don't mind, but I'm not into sloppy seconds!" Mr. Rorke joked as he guided the fox up onto the table, pushing his dress up about Richard's thighs. Richard for his part covered his face in his hands as he felt his underwear being gripped by Mr. Rorke and beginning to be tugged down.

"Wait! I'm..." Richard tried to explain, peeking through his fingers at Mr. Rorke's expression, expecting to see thunder and fury there. Instead all he saw was an odd sort of smile, something he'd never seen in all his years at the company.

"A ladyboy! Just like my time back in Nam!" The old ram cheered with a laugh, giving Richard's crotch an almost fond grope. "Don't tell my wife about this" Mr. Rorke said with a serious scowl across the room before his grin returned. It was then that Richard felt a hefty weight slap down lightly against his own crotch, raising his head to look down he would see the biggest cock yet and it happened to belong to the ram. Thick and red with lots of veins along its impressive shaft, all the way up to a broad blunt tip, which all looked very imposing.

"Oh come on!" Richard thought to himself. Maybe this was karma again for all those times he'd "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole with some of his previous girlfriends. Some small glimmer of hope held out as Richard remembered that there was no lube here, the fox foolishly hoping this would deter the old ram.

Richard watched in horror as he simply reached over to grab some of the partially melted butter from the table beside him, smearing his thick cock with a liberal amount before working the remainder under the fox's balls at his bared pucker.

"Saw this in Indecent Proposal, was good enough for Redford, good enough for me" Mr. Rorke confirmed before popping a thick finger into the fox whom winced at the sudden burning sensation of his virgin rear being stretched.

But as he soon found out, that was far from the worst of it, the ram barely giving him any preparation before he pulled his hips back and lined that thick cock up with the fox's asshole. The last thought through Richard's mind was "Bye bye cherry..." before the slight burning under his tail became a raging fire. His gut soon introduced to multiple inches of thick ram cock as he was fucked like the whore he pretended to be. With his legs held high and spread wide, he didn't know where to look. Grinning faces were all around him as his world bounced and swayed under the force of the rams thrusts up his ass. To one side Mike and Chad wore a mixture of abject horror and curious excitement as they watched their boss fuck their friend, on the other side were more of his unknowing colleagues watching with broad grins of the action going on. Even the stag was up off the seat standing beside him stroking a renewed hard on. Looking directly over him he saw that same grinning visage of the ram, his smile being etched into Richard's mind for the rest of his life.

The only consolation to come from the ram going first was that when he did finally cum inside the poor aching Richard's butthole, the next person to follow would slide in rather easily. Richard being gaped and lubed enough now that the rest of the office had no problem with rutting him hard. All the faces becoming a blur as one after another everyone took their turn with the 'entertainment'. As the party began to wind down and people had gotten their fill, or at least their rocks off enough times, people started to dip out and leave the party.

Pretty soon it was only Mr. Rorke and Mr. Pine left as Mike and Chad excited with a farewell handshake to their new manager whom was balls deep in Richard's mouth while Mr. Rorke was stuffing him from behind again. As the wolf started to climax again, he'd pull out from Richard's maw and stroke himself off over the rather sticky and messy fox.

"I thought you said Richard's pranks were terrible, Bob?" Mr. Pine stated as he reached down and ripped one of Richard's fake breasts off, tossing it up and down in his palm as he grinned at the stunned looking fox.

"I know, this one was pretty good, right? I wonder what he'll do next year to top this one..." The ram replied with a laugh as Richard sat bolt upright with a "WHAT THE FUCK!?"