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This vignette was written for Silvergatomon as part of my themed Patreon request day for June 2019. The theme for this month was "relaxation", and the story contains M/Solo masturbation involving a consenting adult male. :3

Haida's Perfect Presentation

" Haida!"

Almost tumbling back out of his desk's chair, the hyena whirled around and pulled himself to his feet, standing at rigid, military attention for a moment before realising that he worked in an office, not an army, thus had no reason to do so. Nonetheless, he remained standing, and bowed slightly as he saw his boss standing before him with a raised eyebrow and folded arms.

"Y-yes, Director Ton?"

The pig snorted and pointed down the aisle of the accounting department, and as Haida followed the motion of his hand, his eyes bulged. Standing at the end of the room beside one of the meeting rooms were Director Gori, Washimi, and between them, looking rather sheepish as the two women held court on some matter or another, the company President. He swallowed thickly, and with a growing knot of anxiety and dread building in his stomach, the hyena turned back to face his boss.

"Sir?"

He all but whimpered questioningly, pleading with Director Ton and indeed all of reality not to say what he feared was about to be said. The pig snorted again, nodded sharply, and broke the hyena's heart.

"Your meeting has been rescheduled. Instead of Monday, it will be happening in... let's see..."

He looked down at his bare wrist, then back up at the hyena with the briefest flicker of a grin.

"...ten minutes. I trust that you have all the information prepared already, yes? You weren't going to leave such an important presentation to the last minute?"

A soft croaking noise escaped the hyena. The pig grinned more openly.

"Good. I'll see you in there. I'll be sure to tell the President that he can expect an absolutely perfect presentation."

With that, Ton turned and trotted away, chuckling to himself as he began to absent-mindedly mime some golf-swings, turning his attention back to clearly more important matters. Haida meanwhile simply collapsed back into his chair, staring blankly off into space for a moment before he felt something sharp poking him in the ribs. His eyes refocused, and he groaned as he saw Fenneko looking up over the back of her own chair, having wheeled over to him and still in the process of poking him with a pencil.

"Hey, go take a walk."

She urged him with rare sincerity, her eyes twinkling but not with mischief, rather with determination.

"Go clear your head. Put on your best, most confident scam-face... and get ready to act like you know what the hell you're talking about."

The hyena blinked.

"But... I... I d-don't... ow!"

He yelped as the pencil jabbed much more roughly at his ribs, and Retsuko's face appeared over her cubicle wall. A few seconds later another of his colleague's heads did the same, then another, and another, until there were eight or nine of them around him.

"That was not a very nice thing that Director Ton just did. If you screw up, the whole department will be in trouble. Even me. What a meanie!"

Tsunoda pouted, the gazelle glaring over at Director Ton before turning back to Haida with a winning smile.

"That's why we're gonna whip up a presentation for you in the next... um... seven minutes and forty six seconds. So, come back when we're done and get the flash drive from Retsuko. Just make sure that you're peppy when you deliver it. If you look confident and you say the right numbers, that's all the bosses are gonna care about."

Haida whimpered once again. However well meaning his colleagues were, surely they couldn't pull this off for him. He was doomed. He was going to be fired, and...

"Hey."

Retsuko's voice cut through the nervous squealing the hyena was performing inside his own head. He blinked, and looked at her. She smiled at him, and nodded slowly, reassuringly.

"You've got this."

Thirty seconds later Haida was doing just as Fenneko and the others had suggested. Taking a walk. A very swift, urgent walk to the men's restrooms not just off the main body of the accounting department, but the one at the far end of the building which almost no-one ever used. His chest was heaving by the time he got there, and the front of his crisp black trousers were already tented as he stumbled into the bathroom, lurched into the nearest stall, and began to feverishly fumble with his belt. Over and over again, he saw in his head Retsuko's smile. He heard her assurance, and no matter how hard he had tried to get over her, his crush came rushing back as it flooded his mind that she believed in him. Retsuko believed in him, and surely, surely that sort of confidence meant that there was a chance he could one day, somehow find a way to make her see that they were worth a shot.

Leaning back against the cubicle wall as he tugged his striped boxers down and wrapped a trembling hand around his cock, Haida ducked down briefly, reached into his trousers' left pocket and drew forth his phone. Five minutes. He blushed and whined as he began to pump his cock with all the speed he could muster. Five minutes? No problem.

"A-aah... Retsuko..."

He gasped, closing his eyes as he rocked his hips against his paw and thought of the red panda. Over and over again he replayed those few gentle words and that beautiful smile in his head.

You've got this. You've got this. You've got this.

One moment she was smiling at him, telling him he had this, and the next she was in the stall with him. Dropping to her knees and... no. Haida opened his eyes sharply, shaking his head. No. That wasn't what he wanted. That wasn't what confident, dateable Haida who was going to kick ass at this presentation would do if Retsuko was here with him right now. If she was here, he'd...

"Ohh god..."

His eyes fell shut again, and in his mind he was the one falling to his knees. Pushing Retsuko's skirt aside up. Pulling her panties down with his teeth. She gave the softest gasp as his tongue lashed her clit for the first time. Then she whimpered. Then she moaned. Haida shuddered as he dared to ask himself, could quiet, calm Retsuko be a screamer? Could she have that level of passion deep down inside herself? In his fantasy, she did.

"You've got this!!"

Retsuko screamed as she clawed at Haida's hair, driving her hips forward and almost breaking his nose with the force of her humping against his hard working maw.

"You've got this, Haida!"

She shrieked to him, her toes curling, her juices rich and sweet on his tongue as the hyena panted, and yelped, and...

"You've got this!"

Haida whined feverishly as he began to paint the opposite wall of the cubicle with his cum, shuddering, panting, eyes squeezed tight shut as even in the throes of his mind-bending pleasure he tried to maintain the image of Retsuko quaking, cumming, soaking his face as she shrieked and squealed and cried out her love to him.

And somehow, two minutes later as he strode back through the office and Retsuko passed off the flash-drive to him with another reassuring nod, he really believed it, too.

He was going to kick ass at this presentation. He was going to make the President and Director Gori love him so much that they'd fire Ton on the spot and give Haida his job, and...

"Hey, genius!"

Fenneko scooted her chair out into the corridor again, a wry smirk on her face as she looked around to make sure no-one was looking, leaned forward, and zipped up Haida's fly for him. His eyes bulged, she winked, and as he carried on walking towards the presentation room with his face suddenly burning scarlet, he couldn't bring himself to be the slightest bit worried about his bosses... as he heard Fenneko's monotonous laughter ringing out in his wake, and could think about nothing else but the fact that he now knew that she knew that he'd clearly jerked off at work.

Though, at least it was only Fenneko that knew, not...

"Hey, Retsuko!"

He heard the fennec whisper just as he was almost, but not quite out of earshot.

"...wanna know how Haida prepares when he wants to give a perfect presentation?"

By Jeeves

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