Off the Record
Story by NiceGuy99 on SoFurry
This is a short experiment I wanted to try. The objective was to feature dialogue without any narration and to create a hopefully compelling, interesting, and erotic dialogue. I also wanted it to be witty and fun! Let me know if you'd like to see more (or less) of this style in the future!
*I've got more exciting things in the works as well, and I have much more time to work on them now that the semester has wrapped up. Stay tuned!
"So... what do you want to do with me?"
"Hmm. Is this on the record?"
"I don't know, depends on what you say..."
"Ah I see. That's tricky."
"Yup, so tread carefully."
"Well on the record, I'd say I want to make sweet, tender love to my beautiful feline companion."
"Mmm, is that so?"
"Oh most definitely. Nothing I'd rather do than get intimate with my lovely lady."
"Heh, that's a nice way to put it. Very respectful of you."
"Well of course. Nothing but respect and gentlemanly demeanor for the kung fu master."
"Right. And what would you say if this was off the record?"
"Completely off the record? No strings attached?"
"No strings."
"No Shifu around the corner? No secret recording devices?"
"Completely and unequivocally anonymous."
"Hm. Well in that case, I'd probably say that I want to lay your furry ass down and hump the living hell out of your tight pussy."
"Mmmmm hehe, I thought you'd say something like that."
"Of course. And I'd most likely reference your perfect tits jiggling as we fuck."
"Oh, would you now?"
"Definitely. I might also mention how I would make you ruin the bedsheets with your squirting."
"Mmhm, I figured you might. Don't go embarrassing me now..."
"Fret not m'lady, I would never say any of this on the record."
"Good, that could be bad for my reputation as an upstanding kung fu master."
"Oh most definitely. The things people would say if they knew..."
"If they knew... what?"
"Oh you know..."
"Please, enlighten me."
"Well, if I was on the record, I would never describe how loud you moan when you cum."
"Yes... probably for the best."
"I definitely wouldn't bring up how much you like having a finger in your butt while you fuck."
"Might be a good call."
"I'd try to avoid the fact that you almost always swallow instead of spit."
"I mean, that's just not being wasteful."
"Of course leaving out the detail regarding how you're just as good at riding cock as you are at kung fu."
"The valley probably doesn't need to know that about me."
"I certainly wouldn't reveal how you only fuck bareback and that you'd rather get pregnant than use protection..."
"Is it a crime to want to feel your man inside of you, not a piece of plastic?"
"Not in my book. I think that's very noble of you my love."
"Yes you would, wouldn't you?"
"To me, that makes you more of a hero than anything else you do."
"Well, you know what they say, not all heroes wear capes."
"They don't all wear clothes apparently either..."
"How clever of you."
"Haha, sorry, you set me up for that one."
"Anything else you'd want stricken from this fictional record? Deeply personal details of mine you would so graciously refrain from exposing to the public?"
"Hmm, I'm sure there's a few things..."
"I'm all ears."
"Well you're not ALL ears. You've got some other really nice features too..."
"You're making me blush now."
"As I was saying, I most likely wouldn't detail how much you enjoy being fucked from behind in the shower. Or bath for that matter."
"Sure, but who doesn't like hot water?"
"Thats true. It does feel great, almost as good as your vagina."
"How did I know you would say that?"
"Because you're far from just a pretty face."
"Mmm, flattery will get you somewhere..."
"Oh really? Where is that exactly, Master?
"Hmm, perhaps that warm, moist place you hold in such high regard."
"I was hoping you'd say that my love..."
"Or perhaps that OTHER warm, moist place you fancy..."
"Mmm, now you're speaking my language."
"Or even the OTHER, OTHER warm place that you tend to visit from time to time."
"Oh Tigress, now you're getting me all hot and bothered. Shall we move this to the bedroom?"
"Not just yet handsome. Go on. Tell me more that you would only keep between us."
"As you wish my lovely feline..."
"Let's hear it, love."
"Hm, let's see. Well, it might be a good idea to omit a description of your adept oral skills."
"Mmm, and why's that?"
"Giving people the image of you bobbing your head up and down on my cock, licking and sucking with your semi-rough tongue, might change their opinions of you."
"Yes I suppose that might. Although, it might make me more popular with some, no?"
"Haha, I guess it might. It certainly would with me, if I already wasn't the lucky target of your affection."
"Oh trust me love, luck had nothing to do with it."
"Tigress..."
"Hehe, yes my dear?"
"I want you so bad right now."
"Mmm, me too handsome. Come sit next to me. Whisper into my ear while you help me undress."
"I don't need to be told twice, my sexy kitty."
"Any final anecdotes about us you don't want out in the public?"
"You know, with all the stuff we get up to, you could fill a whole filing cabinet with classified information..."
"Heh yes I suppose that's true. There's A LOT that would alter the public opinion."
"Oh well, I guess we'll just have to keep it between us then."
"Mmm, just how I like it."
"Oh, actually I think I've got one more thing."
"Tell me my love."
"I wouldn't even dare bring up that you're the most badass, sexy, amazing, busty, tight, intelligent woman I've ever had the privilege of having hot, passionate sex with."
"Braden..."
"Hm, you know what? On second thought, I do want that on the record."
"Fuck me Braden. Take me right now."
"There's nothing I'd love more, gorgeous..."
THE END