A Real Dickhead

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#25 of 2022 Stories

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Don's heart pulsed quickly after he had just finished his deal. His deal for powerful magic, but at the cost of his body being transformed into whatever the one giving him magic wanted it to be, so long as he could still perform said magic. "Okay so we made that deal... I can't wait to get magic powers!"

The equine anthro, a herm horse, stood next to Don. "Right. Let's not waste any more time. Now, side effects of getting a magical implant can be... unpredictable. I already have a few things in mind I want to do to you, and I'd love to see how you make the most of magic after, so while you will have powerful magic, you will not be able to fix your body." She smiled. "There will be a... magic lock in place on it, and if you even think of trying to break it, the deal's off and you become my personal plaything." She waved her hand and poked Don's chest. "Let's get the transformation started."

Don grinned widely. His cock pumped and pulsed with excitement and arousal and as it did, he noticed it was pulsing... weaker? Well, the woman did say she would do whatever she wanted with his body. He watched his cock as it slowly slipped inside of him with a wet shlick, taking his testicles with it and leaving him a mix of genders, but that was short lived as he took feminine curves and developed a female body, with growing tits included. "You're going to make me a woman, huh? I can't complain about that." It seemed so mundane. He thought it was a pity he wasn't going to keep his shaft, but such was a small price to pay for powerful magic.

"My dear, that's just the beginning." The horse chuckled. "We're making this quick though. I'd love to see you try living with this. Now, balls or no balls? Eh... we'll just have balls."

"What are you talking about?" Don tilted his head in confusion. He quickly got his answer as he felt a growing weight not quite on top of his head, but around his neck? He reached around his neck and felt his adam's apple that had sunk inward, but in addition to that there were two growing lumps? "Huh?" Moreover his neck was getting... longer? Veins pulsed and his head began to flatten. "Oh you've got to be kidding me." With a soft belch, he experienced the taste of cum on his tongue.

"A game for kids and grown ups." The equine teased. "And no, I am not. I can tell you want a cock, and I'm more than willing to compromise with that! You'll just be a dick head, no big deal." The herm patted Don's growing, pulsing neck. "Your sight might be gone, but you'll have all the magic you need to figure that out. Speaking might be a challenge, as will hearing, but again you can figure this all out. You just can't transform your body, but you can give yourself magical senses." The horse kissed the tip of Don's flared head, right where his slit was developing. "Mmm. I can already taste your seed. Have fun!"

With one massive orgasm from his head, Don's transformation finished. He had the body of a woman, but the head of a pulsing throbbing cock that unleashed his seed onto the world. The pumping and throbbing of his head and neck was the most intense thing he had ever felt. He had no vision, but he felt, and he tasted, though he was only able to taste one thing right now. As his head softened and massive horse cock went flaccid, he tried to speak for her aid in some manner, but he wasn't able to talk. He reached out in front of him and felt... nothing. The equine must have left Don alone, a woman's body and a cock head, alone to figure out what to do with the magic she had given him.

'Okay, think Don, think. I have magic. I think.' He waved a hand around, not that he was able to see it. 'I just need to figure out how to use it. She mentioned magical senses. I can't give my body new eyes, but I can use magic to... see? What the hell kind of fantasy is that?' He felt around the floor in a vain attempt to find her, and while he was unable to locate the equine, he did find a book that was open, something he knew didn't exist before. He put his feminine finger to the words in a vain attempt to figure out what it read, and he felt various bumps. 'Is this braille? I regret not learning that online now.' He tried to use his magic on himself, unsure of what might happen. He thought about eyes, and on his body, and prayed for the best.

Don began to see green at first, nothing but green around him. He made out furniture and his surroundings, but they were in a green outline as if he were in a strange VR world and the graphics were that bad. He stepped forward, though the furniture and his surroundings moved away from him? 'Huh? Oh great...' He spun around and reached his arms out, and then behind him. He quickly realized what happened. He had magic eyes, but they weren't quite where he wanted them to be.

'How did my magic eyes get on my butt?'

Logic aside, with the proper focus he was able to relocate those same eyes to the front of his body where his cock was, about where they once were before he lost them. While seeing green and black was not the greatest kind of sight, it was better than the nothing he had after the transformation. 'Okay. So now I can see. What other kind of magic can I use?' He had to go outside like this at some point. Moreover, what was in that book on the ground? He leaned down and saw the book, but he saw no words within the book. Part of him figured that was because his magical sight was limited. His vision allowed him to see the outlines of things, everything else was total darkness. 'Go figure I can't read it like this. Okay, maybe there's an ignore spell I can use? God... my head throbbing is not helping me focus, and it's not throbbing from a headache either.'

Just how much could he cum with a massive cock head anyways? He felt ready to orgasm again but he wasn't fucking anything. 'I bet she wants me to do that with a shaft like this. God I feel like one of those conehead characters with a cock as big as those heads. Okay, so I have magic sight. What other kind of magic can I do? I guess I'll try an ignore spell. Worst case scenario it doesn't work out and I have to use my other magic.' Don opened the door to his house and stepped outside. He was thankful there was a bus stop not too far away as he was not going to be able to drive in this condition, especially since he had only his sight and nothing else, and incredibly basic sight at that. He couldn't hear anything, he couldn't smell anything or speak to anyone. He tried out a large ignore spell over him, unsure of the success of it as he couldn't tell what really changed about him or the world. Another person walked over to him and stood by him without panicking or pointing at him, so that was a good sign. In fact, another person walked right up to him and shoved him aside. 'Okay, I think everyone's ignoring me and not just... treating me like I'm another face in the crowd. Noted.'

Don scratched his... cock head as he tried to think about what he could do in order to get around. Maybe he didn't have to get on the bus. He could make himself money, food, and so many other things! Then again, did he have to eat with a cock head? He scratched it in confusion, and as his finger stroked his veiny throbbing shaft he felt himself ready to orgasm again. Just how sensitive did this equine make his cock? A finger stroke later and he felt ready to orgasm! A burst of precum left his maw and he tasted the sweet seed. 'Ugh. I still have taste. I think that's good... but I can't exactly eat with a cock head.'

Don stepped back and used his magic in an attempt to restore another sense, this time he attempted to restore his sense of hearing. He saw the two people talking, but he wasn't sure about what it was. As he restored his ability to hear, his sense of sight vanished. 'What? I didn't use magic to get rid of my sight!' He tried to restore his sight again, but his hearing vanished before he heard one complete sentence from the two people. 'Go figure. Why can't I have more than one... okay maybe three senses. I can feel and taste. I can't see and hear at the same time?'

Don wished he could summon that equine back. Heck maybe with magic he could bring her back, but focusing on magic proved to be a challenge when his head throbbed and pulsed with the desire to orgasm. Since so many people were already ignoring him thanks to the previous spell, he stepped back and stroked himself. 'If I orgasm then I can focus after. Yeah. Just one quickie.' He had no idea how strong of an orgasm his body could do, let alone how often he'd be able to cum. A few quick strokes later, he shot out his seed into the world, unleashing his cum with blast after blast out into the open. He restored his sight, though during his powerful orgasm that wracked his body he couldn't focus his spell. His sight went everywhere on his body from his butt to his feet to his new female tits and then to his head before it vanished from how hard it was to focus.

'Ughhhnnn.' He fell back onto his feminine butt from his huge orgasm. 'Fuck. Okay, so that's... I can't think at all... still... it feels like I'm cumming out my damn brain.' What good was magic if he couldn't cast it?

After taking a moment to recover, he pulled himself up just in time to watch the bus take the two people that were next to him. He wanted to get on the bus himself, if only to see how others would react, but the doors slammed shut and the bus drove off before he had the chance. 'Right. The ignore spell. Even the bus driver just flat out ignores me. There's a social comment in here somewhere but this story is way too perverted to mention it.'

Unable to go on that bus, Don figured he'd just head back home and work on his magic. He was glad that two of his spells worked, but he had a few other problems to resolve. He tried to restore another sense of his but his sight vanished.

"Did... it work?" He managed to speak out the tip of his shaft. His voice, feminine and high pitched.

Of course. He could speak, but he had the body of the woman. He often forgot about his feminine body as his massive shaft throbbed. He hadn't even seen how big his head was, but if he had to guess it would be half the size of his body, about the length of a leg without the testicles that rested atop the tits. Moreover, his head wasn't exactly built to talk since it was a shaft. So he could get all of his senses, he was just limited to which ones.

'Let's just try to figure out this magic. Let's make myself some food and... actually, scratch that. I don't want to describe how it is to eat like this. Okay, so what can I do with a form like this?' What reason did that equine have to give him such a perverse form? A female body with a cock head could really only do so much, and now with so much magic which he had no idea how to use, he was perplexed about what his next step should be. With such a strong ignore spell in place, odds were he could go anywhere and do anything.

'Hey, why CAN'T I go anywhere now?' He could have taken the bus sure, but public transportation when you had so much magic was purely done for entertainment purposes. With a wave of magic he regained his sight and his sight was much better than last time, almost being able to see normally. He saw everything in much better detail, but they were all in a shade of green and black. At least it was a step in the right direction. He then also noticed a woman approaching the bus stop and shouting something, likely a curse for having just missed the bus and waiting for the next one with a disgruntled look on her face.

Don figured this was his chance to do something else. Perhaps he could transform someone else into something. With his ignore spell still up, he cast a spell on the woman and watched as the woman's head retracted into her own torso, sinking downwards and being pulled in by... something. Her neck pulled inwards too and as it vanished, Don saw the pussy lips in place of her head. Had he the ability to smile, he would have. The transformation was a little quick and the woman didn't seem to notice it, likely thanks to the ignore spell in place, but he had gotten rid of her head and replaced it with a cunt! Hah! We'd be perfect for each other now. I could give her the body of a man but I'm not big on that kind of body type, so what she has now works fine.'

Don was happy with his transformation, though he wished he could hear what the woman was thinking. 'Wait a minute.' One spell later and he picked up the woman's thoughts! He was getting much better at figuring out this magic. He just had to think of it, cast his spell, and it happened! He just wished he could fix more about his body, but this was a good start.

'I can't believe I missed the bus! Now I have to sit here and... uhn...' The woman reached up and began to toy with her cunt between her shoulders. Hints of liquid shot out and dribbled down the woman's body.

'Hah. Nice to hear her thoughts and watch her have some fun in the meantime. Nobody else around to see, but that's probably for the best. Anyways... hm... it's tempting to fuck her, but why fuck her when I can fuck myself?' Watching the woman play with herself was making his head throb with a powerful erection. He thought he could bend himself over and fuck himself that way, but he could do better than that. While outside, with that ignore spell still on him, he used his magic to make a portal in front of him, and one next to his cunt. 'This should be interesting.'

Don put the top of his head through the portal above him and brushed it between his nether lips through the portal. He had read stories about changing his gender before, but he had never actually experienced it, let alone had fun with himself. With his magical eyes he was able to watch the woman toy with herself, and while he watched that, he thrust his cock head into his own cunt and shuddered at the pleasurable sensations. Fucking himself through two portals was strange, but also so damn good. His body quivered with heat while his shaft pulsed and throbbed in perfect timing with the vaginal lips he was screwing. 'H-how did I even get this idea? Fuck, this feels so good.'

Don found it hard to keep his balance. He fell down, but the portals moved with him and his shaft thrust deeper into his cunt. He was able to see the woman with his magic eyes while still fucking himself for that matter, and that just made it more intense. He knew he could move his eyes, but his magical eyes were fading in and out as the pleasure of fucking his own cunt was getting to be too much. He felt the pressure in his massive balls build and leak into his vaginal lips, feeling himself cum into his own body. 'Uughhh fucking and getting fucked. This is so intense!'

With one more hard thrust in his vaginal lips in his womanly body, Don unleashed his seed. His cum flowed from the balls on his neck through his head, spurting out of his mouth and right through the portal into his cunt. Cumming and feeling himself cum into, his womanhood clenched tightly as it too orgasmed, experiencing a full body orgasm from both head and cunt his magical vision faded, unable to focus the power in that any longer with such powerful feelings of joy.

With his massive orgasm finished, the portals vanished and Don fell back. Had he lips, he'd be smiling widely right now. Maybe this whole magic thing wouldn't be so bad with a body like this. He could transform someone into his perfect companion and likely fuck them with his head, or maybe even give them a cock to fuck him, the sky was the limit! He knew one thing he wanted to do though. When he gathered enough energy he got up and made a much bigger portal. He stepped through it and found himself on a vast beach. What beach was he on? What did it matter? He wanted on a sunny beach and that was exactly what he got. He closed the portal and laid down on the sand, crossing his legs with a mental sigh. He restored his sight, now back to seeing everything mostly normal. Yes, this kind of life could work for him. He'd learn how to use his magic better and he'd do whatever he wanted. Heck, maybe one day he'd repay that horse that changed him and... repay her kindness for giving him such an interesting body.