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Three First Dates at Once

By Danath

Characters © Silverfang

Written during Freebies Vol. 89: Just Plain Rude! Edition

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Contains non-perma absorption vore/CV

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Several miles away from the blaring alarms and searchlights of the SynTech research facility, the ground under a small tree heaved upwards. Roots stretched and snapped, then dirt and grass flew outwards as a massive silver paw shoved through. The clawed fingers curled over, then swept down with enough forced to dimple the ground underneath the powerful forearms. There was another upswell of earth, then a second arm, matching the first in size and musculature, before a lupine face sculpted of silver broke through.

The large metallic face spread into a wide, fang-toothed grin as crumbs of dirt and blades of grass fell away from hir broad, powerful shoulders. Moonlight glinted off of hir body which, being made of liquid metal, gave hir an aura-like glow as shi heaved the rest of hir huge figure free of the hole in the ground. The dirt and other debris couldn't stick to hir smooth figure or the "clothes" she transformed hir shapeshifting body into.

"Huh... props to them, I didn't expect them to put motion sensors that deep underground," shi said as shi brushed hirself off with hir paws. Hir ears swiveled to listen to the sound of alarms and helicopters in the far distance, then rotated around to face forward, where the bright neon lights and flashing LED billboards of the sprawling city spread out below, reflected in hir blank silver eyes. "Ooh, I better hurry or I'm going to be late! I don't know why they get all frantic every time I sneak out, anyways. I've always gone back, haven't I? Hmph."

The silver wolf could make hirself as soft or as hard as shi liked, from near water to harder than steel, but shi always weighed the same amount. Compacting hirself any smaller than hir current size usually spelled trouble for foundations and supporting walls, not to mention concrete sidewalks. In order to spread the weight out, the wolf's paws were immense affairs, though considering the thickness of hir muscular calves and thighs, they were nevertheless appropriate.

The twelve-and-a-half-foot-tall lupine shapeshifter's body changed as shi started walking down the short slope towards a road leading to a bridge on the outskirts of town. Though hir muscular arms and legs remained unchanged, a sheet of liquid flowed down around hir large chest and hard, metallic abs, shimmering under the moonlight as it bronzed over, creating the illusion of a tight sleeveless top in a contrasting color to the rest of hir silvery figure. At the same time, a pair of trainers that far exceeded any typical shoe size chart hid hir broad paws. The sneakers were bronze, matching hir shorts and top, and even featured intricate details in the laces. Shi hadn't spent all that time practicing for nothing, and the flat sole of the "sneakers" helped spread hir weight - better safe than sorry was the silver shapeshifter's motto after a few accidents.

A pair of simple shorts formed around hir hips, though now that shi was free of the inquisitive eyes of the researchers, shi relaxed a bit more, which meant spreading out hir metal a bit, lowering the overall density by spreading out. In this case, it was more like filling out. An enormous pair of balls that togethir were as thick as hir wide and powerful thighs dangled within the bronze shorts. A large ridge of soft wolfshaft pressed forward and down, wrapping around the indent between the massive balls and tucking away somewhere between hir thighs. The intimidatingly thick base of the silver wolfcock left little bagginess in the garment.

Stretching hir arms over hir head, the twelve-foot-tall wolf's muscles flexed, dimpling hir silver hide, as shi let out a large grunt, then a big sigh.

"Ahhhhh! Much better!" shi said. Shi put both paws on hir hips and glanced down at hirself for a moment, then held hir gaze and narrowed hir eyes. The bronze shorts pulled taut and then stretched forward and out, filling rapidly as hir huge balls developed to the point they jostled and bounced above hir knees. Up above, hir top filled just the same until it artificially appeared she'd pop out at any moment. "Now I'm ready!"

Subject X9X-Alpha, or Silver, as shi preferred to be called, wagged hir long tail behind her, forming fine filaments of soft metal that shifted and bushed out just like real fur would, then did the same for the rest of hir body now that shi was free of any dirt or debris from hir underground escape. A wide, dense ruff formed around hir neck and shoulders, almost like a mane, that tapered to a narrow V-shaped point at the top of hir cleavage. The fine, soft fur wouldn't shed, couldn't be cut, and was simply another trick she'd learned as a shapeshifter, but was enough to fool the average onlooker that shi just had a strangely metallic-hued pelt rathir than being a living blob of shapeshifting metal.

Silver grinned and licked hir lips as shi walked along the bridge and crossed into the city proper. Fortunately, she'd arranged hir blind date to meet hir at a restaurant relatively close by. Silver could, of course, get there much quicker by any number of ways. Shi could get a ride (most larger SUVs and trucks could handle her) or just launch hirself there superhero-style. The issue of drawing too much of the wrong attention, however, was what led to the agreement that shi stay at the research lab in the first place. Well, not so much a formal agreement that shi participate into research in just what the heck shi was and where the heck shi came from, but more of an informal suggestion, as shi saw it. Shi was vaguely curious about those important questions, of course, but shi was more curious about the world shi woke up in. It wasn't hir fault shi just happened to draw attention.

After all, who wouldn't want to meet Silver? Shi was quite the catch. Tall, of course, but also low-maintenance. Silver didn't really need to eat, didn't get sick, and, as a shapeshifter, could do all sorts of fun things in bed. Those stuffy researchers and scientists at the facility usually ignored it when shi teased them, so could they really blame hir for setting up a few dates now and again on a... well, let's just call it a borrowed phone.

Silver, remembering that shi had the phone, stuck hir paw into hir own side. Hir apparently hard stomach absorbed hir wrist and paw easily, without even a seam between as the shapeshifter was merely rearranging things again. After a moment, shi pulled hir muscular arm back, fingers and wrist fully intact, with the cell phone.

Slowing down to a stop, shi stepped next to a bench at a bus stop as shi checked the messages she'd missed during hir subterranean sojourn earlier. Most shi could ignore for now, but one was from TiffBun54, hir blind date from the hookup app, asking to delay the date by a few minutes, running into some traffic and such. Silver sent back a message of hir own saying it wasn't a problem and that shi had been a bit delayed leaving as well.

A large bus pulled up in front of the stop and the doors opened. Only two people were getting off, and both stared as the silver giant walked past them to board. The suspension croaked beneath the weight of the tall musclewolf as shi entered and paused, using hir phone to swipe for the fare, before moving to stand over the back suspension in the center so as not to cause the vehicle to go off-balance - shi really had learned quite a bit in the past few years, hadn't she, shi thought, proud of hirself.

Unfortunately, what should have been a peaceful 30-minute bus trip that would put hir almost directly in front of the restaurant was rudely interrupted by a loud blast of music. The screeching, high-pitched guitar sound came from not one, but a pair of wireless speakers dangling off the backpack of a short otter sitting on one of the bench seats near the mid section of the bus. Even though the half-dozen passengers were still mostly occupied with sneaking glances at the gigantic silver wolf as the bus driver pulled slowly away from the curb, the rude otter merely batted his paws against his hips and thighs to drum along with the noisy screech of his speakers.

"Yeah, you like this?" the otter called out to one of the people sitting nearby. "It's my band. We're pretty great."

The screeching guitar only got louder as the bus pulled in to the next stop, and most of the passengers got off, leaving just the 12-foot wolfess and the otter, still banging away with his paws and oblivious to the metallic gaze staring him down from the back of the bus.

"Yeah, we're gonna go on tour. A couple record companies are interested. Mostly in me, I'll probably dump the band after we sign, you know, rock'n'roll lifestyle and everything," the otter said. He leaned back in the seat and crossed his arms behind his head, nodding his head along to the incessant wail of the guitar which drowned out nearly everything else in the song. Silver's ear tips twitched.

"I play guitar too. Pretty great, right? Right?"

The otter, not getting a response, cracked an eye open and realized the bus was empty. Empty except for the giant metallic wolf towering over him. He stared, wide-eyed, as the enormous silver backside and hips dropped down on top of him, and before he could even let out a gasp, the liquidwolf's metallic goo swept around him, not even moving him but rathir resettling the shapeshifter in place around him.

The bus pulled into another stop and several people boarded the now quiet bus, though they all cast curious glances at the huge metallic figure in the back as a visible bulge squirmed around in hir belly before transferring down into hir saggy, baggy gym shorts.

Finally, Silver's stop arrived. As shi left, shi shrugged at the bus driver, who was wheezing and clutching at his pants as he watched hir go.

"Don't worry, I'll let him out later after he learns his... mmff... lesson," shi said, as hir gym shorts flexed outwards of their own accord.

The restaurant was only a block away as the bus sped off at high speed. Silver paused for a moment and twitched hir ears. Without the noise of the diesel engine, shi could hear a tiny, high pitched guitar whine buzzing from inside hir shorts. With an annoyed grunt, shi converted a bit of hirself to short out the speakers she'd absorbed earlier, ending the muffled song.

That was better. Silver brushed a paw through hir metallic fur and then poofed up the ruff around hir neck, grinning as shi grew more and more eager to meet hir blind date. They'd been trading messages for weeks, but it seemed like something was always coming up that delayed their date that wasn't either of their faults. For example, the first picture the rabbit sent was cute. Shi was in a t-shirt that fit, an average sized gray-furred bunny with silver highlights and bright blue eyes. In the last picture they'd traded, TiffBun54 was stretching and ripping right through the same t-shirt as in the first pic, and the bottom of the frame was occupied by a large and obvious maleness. Every new pic was accompanied by some version of, "You won't believe what happened today at work," or "I was at the grocery store when..." or some other crazy adventure. Silver liked that the rabbit lived an interesting life, at least, and she'd been promised to hear all the details when they finally were able to meet up.

So it was with some displeasure that shi found the way to the restaurant cordoned off by a large crew of construction workers in hard hats and orange safety vests. There was major repair work going on with the street, and the detour shi would have to take meant Silver would arrive more than twenty minutes from now, instead of just two.

The metallic lupine figure approached the orange safety barrier at the edge of where the pavement had been removed. A bored-looking buck leaning on a "STOP" sign he held in his paw didn't look up as shi approached, absorbed as he was in his phone.

"Sorry, can't come through, sidewalk's closed," he said in a monotone voice. "Dangerous work being done, please go around."

Silver snorted and hir tail swept from side to side indignantly. Dangerous? For her? Pshh.

"Listen, I'll be fine, I just need to walk across-"

"Please go around, the sidewalk is closed. Big accident earlier, someone knocked over some walls."

"But-"

"Please go around, the sidewalk is closed."

Not once did the stop sign holder's eyes leave his screen, and Silver's patience with the buck was quickly running out. First the motion sensors, then the loud bus trip, and now this rude deer? What was it with the universe trying to prevent hir being anywhere on time?

Employing almost the same solution as she'd earlier used, Silver grunted and stepped forward, completely submerging and surrounding the deer before he could move. His thumb was still tapping the screen after the rest of him disappeared inside hir gooey metallic insides, though that too was pulled within and hir stomach momentarily bulged outwards before the lump of deer shifted lower, joining the first in hir now fairly taut, stretched gym shorts, which clearly showed the outline of a massively overgrown pair of balls that now matched each other in size and heft.

At the top of Silver's head, the orange hat the deer was wearing appeared, while his vest hung around hir shoulders, or at least, stretched across vaguely.

The wolf grinned and set out across the construction zone, walking quickly and ignoring the looks of the rest of the crew. One back on the other side, the hat and vest were reabsorbed back into hir shifting metallic fur and body, and then it was almost over. Finally, she'd nearly reached the restaurant where hir blind date was probably impatiently waiting. Silver didn't like being late - shi thought it was terribly rude.

The excited metalwolf's gym shorts sagged outwards, baggy no more. The faux fabric pulled taut as shi shifted the two inside around, making sure they bounced nice and low against hir thighs. Hir tight faux-top also stretched outwards as shi took a few breaths and inflated a couple extra cup sizes for good measure. Shi meant to impress.

But unfortunately, there wasn't going to be anyone to impress, it appeared. The restaurant staff and customers were all fleeing the front of the building as shi turned the corner. They were followed by a flood of thick white fluids as deep as the big silver wolf's ankles, which considering hir height, was impressive. Shi grinned and both of hir ears perked forward as shi listened to the loud and long moans from inside the restaurant in between the sounds of furniture breaking.

"Hey, what's happening?" Silver asked as a short fox ran by.

"Rabbit... hit by lightning... started growing... too big..."

The fox wheezed out a few words, then kept running, not even looking back as Silver's ears perked and rotated. An unlucky rabbit? Sounded like TiffBun54.

The wolf's claws snagged the collar of a passing waiter from the restaurant. The puma wriggled as he dangled from hir wrist four feet off the ground.

"Hey, what's the rabbit's name?"

"Who?"

"The rabbit in the restaurant?"

"I don't know? Tiffany or something? You gotta let me go, she's about to burst!"

Silver smirked and dropped the puma onto his feet. He sprinted off through the flood as Silver headed the opposite direction. As shi approached the building, shi could hear the sirens of the SynTech hyper containment team approaching along with the sounds of more breaking furniture from inside. Shi was about to the door when the window in front bulged out and shattered, allowing a plump bunny nipple as big as silver's head to shove through the splintered frame.

"TiffBun54?" Silver called out through the new hole in the side of the restaurant.

"Oh, gosh, oh, no, not again!" the rabbit gasped. "Why does this keep happening? I'd just ordered the drink special and then... Ahhh, I'm so emb... emb... embarrassed!"

Tiffany grew since the last photo exchange. Silver's blank eyes widened as shi watched the last remaining shreds of clothing rip away from Tiffany's chest. Taken together, the pair of enormous orbs were three or four times the width of her shoulders, which squirmed and wriggled as she pulled and tugged on them helplessly. Her narrow belly widened into a fantastically thick rump, complete with an oversized bunny tail. Her wide, plump thighs quivered as she knelt, both arms wrapping as far as they could around her enormous torso. Between the two heavy breasts, a maleness that would rival Silver's flexed upwards, completely hard and dripping madly.

"I was just sitting waiting for my date and then... mmmffff! There was a blast of light!" the rabbit wailed. "Now we'll have to reschedule again and I was really looking forward to it! Nnfffmmmoooohhh!"

Though still a few feet shorter than Silver in height, the rabbit's swollen body was still bigger overall. The muscular wolf grinned and waved when Tiffany finally opened her eyes. Between her legs, her overgrown balls shuddered from the weight of the huge erection squeezing down from above.

"Oh! You're-"

"Hi! I'm Silver!" the wolfess said, grinning as shi stepped into the flooded restaurant. "Nice to meet you!"

"Oh, I can't believe this is happening aga-iinnnn! I'm so sorry I ruined our date!"

A particularly large burst of cum sloshed from the thick shaft jutting from the bunny's wide hips and slopped messily onto the floor, adding even more to the wonderful musk of bunny lust filling the air. Silver's tongue drew across hir muzzle, a gesture shi'd picked up and was happy to put to good use, as shi studied the swollen, growing, stretching rabbit's rapidly embiggening hips, thighs, and balls. Silver retracted hir clothes back into hir body, letting hir enormous maleness swing around as hir huge sac jiggled with the wriggling of the two males shi absorbed earlier. Thanks to them, shi was gonna show the big bunny an extra good time.

"What are you talking about?" shi said, shoving hir way past some destroyed tables and chairs. "This is the best first date ever!"

"Of course not! Usually it's me making the mess, so this is new!"

"Ooh!"

Tiffany's whole body jiggled as the silver wolf approached, then suddenly disappeared out of sight past the rabbit's overgrown bits. She turned hir head, then gasped when large paws grabbed her waist from behind.

Silver's lips spread into a toothy grin. It was easier to simply reform hir body underneath the bunny, lifting her up on hir supple, warm metallic fur and hard, muscle-imitating thighs. Tiffany's backside curved as the wolf's immense thickness reformed as well - right between her thighs.

"Mmfff!"

Tiffany's gray fur splayed across the metal legs reforming beneath her. She leaned back into the heavy lupine chest and groaned as the large head of the wolf's shaft filled and stretched her feminine sex. The pink bunnycock lurching in her cleavage let off a few extra bursts as she squirmed her wide, plump rump and thighs down into Silver's lap. Underneath the bunny's huge sac, Silver's own orbs stretched and wriggled as the two males still stuffed inside made muffled noises of pleasure. They were both currently being massaged and teased inside and out by the internals of the metallic shapeshifter's body, and the extra weight and motion was making the wolf feel extra pleasure.

Groaning in unison with Tiffany, Silver's fingers dug into the rabbit's narrow, tight belly, holding her down as shi thickened and hardened inside. Hir large sneakers, the only clothing Silver didn't reabsorb, twisted and shifted as shi leaned back and crushed a chair into splinters under hir shoulders. Tiffany moaned as one of the wolf's hands wrapped around her shaft, able to grip about halfway around the thickness, then wiggled and gasped as the other lupine paw settled around one of hir oversized breasts.

Belly fattening with each deep stroke, Tiffany's eyes rolled up into hir skull as she found herself pulled backwards, curved over, chest out and legs spread. Her belly filled with wolfcock again and again, though her immense, hypersized breasts were so large that they blocked the view of her stomach. Silver's paws casually and firmly maneuvered Tiffany, keeping her constantly filled with the thick, ever-growing shaft. Each thrust bounced the rabbit's heavy balls off of Silver's, though the muffled cries from within the shapeshifter's orbs was drowned out by the rabbit's eager, constant gasps.

"Oh, how rude of me!" the wolf said, hir voice a pleasing grunt as shi nuzzled at the rabbit's long ears. "I forgot to ask if you have a preference?"

"Oooooh, woooooow... a preference for what?" Tiffany gasped. At least her eyes were able to look straight ahead now, though they were still tightly shut as her huge chest dimpled under the wolf's groping fingers.

"Oh, you know - I'm on 'wolf' mode right now, but I can do all sorts. Lots of people like horse-mode."

"Horse mode?" the rabbit gasped, confused and too ravenously horny to really comprehend what the enormous muscular wolf was talking about.

"Yeah, like this!"

A long, high-pitched squeal followed. Tiffany's muzzle dropped open as her overgrown body shuddered head to toe. Hir toes splayed as Silver's fingers stroked down hir sides, cupping the bulge of the rump-crushingly huge flared horsecock now sprouting from Silver's hips. The shapechanger grinned, and the bulges adjusted again, re-adding the knot at the base. Underneath, hir huge balls clenched and squeezed, milking the two males inside until shi could feel them both desperately thrusting and struggling in the compact, dense silver liquid.

"I can even do both!"

Tiffany squealed again, cumming helplessly around the shifting, warm arousal. Her thighs clenched, dripping and smearing down the length of Silver's thickness, as her toes stroked down the metallic pelt on Silver's legs.

"Ooooohhhhh, yeeeeeaaaaahhh!"

"You like that one, huh? Let's try it out for a while!"

Tiffany's ears twitched, then folded back. Her eyes widened as the fingers around her belly shifted back to her chest.

"Wait... you're not... you're not done?"

"Huh? No, 'course not!" Silver growled. "That was just for warm-up! Want to try some barbs next?"

"Wait, baaaarrrrrrrbsssss?!"

Tiffany's chest bounced, audibly thumping down around her spurting shaft as the musclewolf's arms flexed, lifting and dropping her hips with ease despite the rabbit's huge size. As she came again, hir cock fired off and her huge balls, which inflated to the size of bean bag chairs after the lightning bolt struck, blasted the tiles off the ceiling of the restaurant.

By the time they completely wrecked the restaurant, Tiffany was convinced: best first date ever. After promising the well-filled, leaky, and thoroughly satisfied bunny a second date very soon, Silver meandered hir way back to the lab later that night. Shi dropped the confused, but well-milked duo she'd picked up earlier back off where shi found them on the way. All in all, a very successful jailbreak!

"Oh, wait!" Silver said, snapping hir fingers. "I forgot to tip the waiter!"

The end