Helluva Standoff
Fanfiction of Helluva Boss featuring Moxxie, Millie and her family and some OCs! A friend gave me a prompt being Moxxie being a hero so I wrote this. Also yeah long break from my last story haha but college can be consuming haha. I hope you all enjoy especially since this is the first time I ever wrote fanfiction.
Helluva Standoff by Rune
Moxxie has been counting the days he and Millie can finally return to the pride
ring. The vacation at Millie's parents has been awful to him. The disrespect he faces
from his in-laws has been killing him. Worst of all it seems the vacation has taken a sour
mood quickly as Millie is concerned with the fate of her family's ranch. Some young
upcoming rancher wants to expand and he wants to absorb Millie's family ranch. Her
parents have obviously said no but representatives of his have become more aggressive
in their tactics ever since Moxxie and Millie arrived. As much as Moxxie hates his
in-laws he can't help but feel bad for them. He tried to offer to talk to the
representatives but Millie's dad, Joe, outright refused. Moxxie feeling crushed that Joe
doesn't consider him man enough to deal or even be involved slightly with the
situation. As Moxxie counts the minutes until dinner is ready Millie walks in with some
"good" news.
"Hun, I got some great news! I called Blitzo and he extended our vacation here!
He says we might as well stay longer as he still can't get that weird ol' book of his" she
said in a gleeful tone. "This is perfect, hopefully we can deal with that ignorant rancher
and his goons".
"That's great Millie", Moxxie responded. As much as he hates his in-laws,
Blitzo's presence is much worse in his mind. "You know I'm surprised your family just
hasn't outright killed this jerk," he added.
"Believe me we would love to but this is the wrath ring Mox, if we solved every
dispute with violence we wouldn't have time to maintain our ranches or farms. Why do
you think we have all those games we celebrate? So we can unleash all that pent up rage
we have to hold in." Millie responded. Millie excused herself as she heard her mom
asking for assistance in cutting up a hellhog's liver. Moxxie's heart sank, this was
supposed to be a trip where they spent quality time together as a family. This situation
has disrupted so many of their plans but might as well make the best of it.
Dinner was finally served, a generous portion of hellhog liver, pulled pork, cold
cuts, and finally Sallie May's signature chocolate chip cookies. Moxxie would've hoped
there was some salad but he knew better to be vocal about it. 10 minutes didn't pass
when they heard a knock on the door. Millie answered it and behind a door was an imp
named Nomad. He introduced himself as a representative of Ignavus, the rancher
who's been causing Millie's so much trouble recently. He wore light combat armor, a
ski mask, and goggles covering his eyes. He had a calm and pleasant voice. Everyone except Moxxie took a liking to him. He explained that he understood their plight in
selling their land and said there was a new offer on the table. The land will be bought
but they will get to operate it and keep a sizable portion of the profits. As expected Joe
and Lin declined this offer immediately.
"I told him you'd say no, the imps of wrath take a lot of pride in their home and
work. Alright I won't push you folk any more. I'll see what I can do to convince my boss
to expand elsewhere." The rest of the night Millie's family asked Nomad many
questions, intrigued by his odd look and profession. Moxxie was visibly annoyed, did
they not learn anything with Striker?! Nomad then started asking questions about them.
The one that stuck out to Moxxie was Nomad asking Joe if they had any firearms.
"Well there's the double barrel that I use for hunting occasionally and the
revolvers that have been with our family for generations. But down here we use our
fists and blade for most of our kills. Firearms are a coward's weapon." Joe responded
with a hearty laugh and glancing at Moxxie.
"HA! Then I might as well be a coward. I love using guns but I know it will be
damn disrespectful to fight a imp from wrath and not use my knife or fists." Nomad
hollered out with a big grin. "Hey Moxxie, do you have any guns on you?" Nomad
asked.
"Well I have my two modified handguns I brought along with me. They're
nothing special but I've taken out more than enough targets with them both." Moxxie
responded in a gleeful tone. "They may be "fun" like a shotgun or chaotic like a RPG
but it's so satisfying getting a kill with a handgun.
"Yeah, nothing like using a revolver or pistol to do the job. You know you're
talking to a professional when they care for their weapons like you do." Nomad
responded. "Welp, I've taken enough of you folk's time. I must report back. Thank you
for this delicious meal." Nomad said and he backed away from the table and left.
After they said their goodbyes to Nomad and cleaned up, Moxxie finally started
getting ready for bed. Millie came in with a big box all wrapped up.
"Hun, I know our anniversary hasn't come up yet but I know this trip was going
to bum you out so I got you a little surprise. Open it up hun!" Millie hollered with
excitement. Moxxie opened up the present to find a glorious human made Dragunov
SVD. Moxxie's jaw fell right off seeing the wood work of this gun he read so much on.
"Millie, how did you get this?! You know human weapons are rare to obtain! This is perfect!" Moxxie exclaimed.
"Well let's just say Blitzo had to visit his boyfriend more than usual" Millie
responded. "Now there's some ammunition and magazines in there too. I was hoping
you and pa would go out hunting some time tomorrow. Now if you'll excuse me I have
to get ready for bed love." Millie exited the room leaving Moxxie to admire his gift.
Many hours passed until everyone in the home was awakened by gunfire.
Moxxie and Millie both woke up immediately. Millie grabbed her personal knife and
Moxxie grabbed his hand guns and new sniper. They made their way into the hallway,
meeting up with the family. Before anything can be said between them, they heard a
voice over a megaphone.
"Ya damn hicks should've taken my final offer! Now I have to make an example
out of the lot of ya!" exclaimed the voice. Joe and Lin identified the voice of Ignavus,
that damn rancher causing this trouble. While the family was discussing plans to stand
up for themselves, Moxxie volunteered to go to the roof to see how many potential
attackers there were. Moxxie was surprised to hear murmurs of agreement. After
getting a good luck kiss from Millie. Moxxie got to the roof using the attic. Moxxie
looked through the scope of his new sniper and looked at the landscape. He could see
Ignavus with at least 15 imps including Nomad. It looks like they're all armed with
either pistols or smgs. Nomad is the only one with a unique weapon, a double barrel
shotgun, and it seems like he wants to mock Joe. Moxxie could see Ignavus and Nomad
talking to each other. Finally he saw Nomad waving his wands and sees the imps
scatter about. Five approach the front slowly, the next five seem to be approaching the
back slowly, the rest stick with Ignavus and Nomad. Moxxie decides to take his shot at
Nomad who seems to be the most dangerous. He takes a deep breath and aims carefully
through the scope and fires. The bullet pierces two imps who got in the way last and
strikes Nomad straight in the shoulder. Return fire quickly followed but Moxxie quickly
went back into the house to report back.
"There's 15 imps including Ignavus and Nomad. I saw five approaching the
front, five approaching the back, five staying with Ignavus and Nomad. All of them
except Nomad seem to be lightly armed. I took out 2 of the imps staying behind and
Nomad seems to have been shot." Moxxie reported to Millie and her family. Joe and Lin pondered for a second and finally responded.
"Sallie, you and Millie will guard the back. You use that lasso to good use, Millie
I need you to drive those damn bastards back so use those ol throwing knives you used
to play with. Your mother will use the revolvers to keep the front guarded. Moxxie and
I will use the basement to get outside and flank them at both sides. Moxxie will flank
the front and I'll flank the back." The women nodded their heads, and left to get their
weapons to defend their weapons. Moxxie was surprised that Joe was so trusting with
him. Moxxie followed Joe to the basement where the shotgun was kept. After Joe armed
the gun he gave Moxxie one last piece of instructions. "Moxxie I want you to kill as
many of those bastards as you can but don't you go dying on me, you mean too much
to my baby" Joe said. Before Moxxie could respond Joe pushed him out the basement
and got to his position. Moxxie took a deep breath and crept to some bushes to the front
of the house. It seems the imps who were with Nomad and Ignavus are now joining the
raid at the front. Moxxie went behind one of their trucks to scan the environment. He
can see Nomad getting patched up by Ignavus and has at least one imp guarding them
both now. Moxxie saw the imps positioned, one imp facing the front door, two by the
side of the door, the rest waiting by the steps. Moxxie couldn't hear what was being
said but he could identify they were bickering; these "hitmen" weren't united in the
slightest. Faster than one can say "Oh Millie", Moxxie got out of cover, raised his two
pistols and started shooting randomly. He wasn't planning on being precise, he needed
the imps to panic, he needed them to storm the front without any plans so that Lin can
finish the job. Moxxie was running as he emptied his magazines into the front of the
home. He can see the imps scattering about, some of them stormed the front, some got
hit by his storm of bullets, the others stayed to return fire, and the rest were retreating
back to Nomad and Ignavus. Moxxie was lucky that the imps concentrated fire on the
truck and not where he was firing. Moxxie got to a nearby barn and quickly got his
Dragunov to see the situation. He could see Nomad slowly approaching the imps.
...
Lin was behind the couch when she saw two imps screaming and shooting
behind. She knew that it had to have been Moxxie who was behind the gunfire. She got
up from her cover and shot twice. Both bullets penetrated the skulls of the imps. Their
blood stains the walls. Before she could get into cover once again. Two more imps
stormed the front door, they quickly spotted her and got behind some furniture. Lin
saw one of the imps stay behind a chair. She shot it two times and heard a body slump
to the ground. The other imp peeked and received a bullet straight in between the eyes.
"Sallie, you and Millie will guard the back. You use that lasso to good use, Millie
I need you to drive those damn bastards back so use those ol throwing knives you used
to play with. Your mother will use the revolvers to keep the front guarded. Moxxie and
I will use the basement to get outside and flank them at both sides. Moxxie will flank
the front and I'll flank the back." The women nodded their heads, and left to get their
weapons to defend their weapons. Moxxie was surprised that Joe was so trusting with
him. Moxxie followed Joe to the basement where the shotgun was kept. After Joe armed
the gun he gave Moxxie one last piece of instructions. "Moxxie I want you to kill as
many of those bastards as you can but don't you go dying on me, you mean too much
to my baby" Joe said. Before Moxxie could respond Joe pushed him out the basement
and got to his position. Moxxie took a deep breath and crept to some bushes to the front
of the house. It seems the imps who were with Nomad and Ignavus are now joining the
raid at the front. Moxxie went behind one of their trucks to scan the environment. He
can see Nomad getting patched up by Ignavus and has at least one imp guarding them
both now. Moxxie saw the imps positioned, one imp facing the front door, two by the
side of the door, the rest waiting by the steps. Moxxie couldn't hear what was being
said but he could identify they were bickering; these "hitmen" weren't united in the
slightest. Faster than one can say "Oh Millie", Moxxie got out of cover, raised his two
pistols and started shooting randomly. He wasn't planning on being precise, he needed
the imps to panic, he needed them to storm the front without any plans so that Lin can
finish the job. Moxxie was running as he emptied his magazines into the front of the
home. He can see the imps scattering about, some of them stormed the front, some got
hit by his storm of bullets, the others stayed to return fire, and the rest were retreating
back to Nomad and Ignavus. Moxxie was lucky that the imps concentrated fire on the
truck and not where he was firing. Moxxie got to a nearby barn and quickly got his
Dragunov to see the situation. He could see Nomad slowly approaching the imps.
...
Lin was behind the couch when she saw two imps screaming and shooting
behind. She knew that it had to have been Moxxie who was behind the gunfire. She got
up from her cover and shot twice. Both bullets penetrated the skulls of the imps. Their
blood stains the walls. Before she could get into cover once again. Two more imps
stormed the front door, they quickly spotted her and got behind some furniture. Lin
saw one of the imps stay behind a chair. She shot it two times and heard a body slump
to the ground. The other imp peeked and received a bullet straight in between the eyes.shot like that. As Nomad was reloading he heard the front door burst open. He scanned
the door and saw it was the family. He had to think quickly. He rushed to a nearby
truck and started to drive off. Moxxie shot out one last bullet and it hit the truck.
Moxxie cursed under his breath as he saw the truck drive off into the distance. Moxxie
gathered with the family to see the state of Ignavus.
"Haha, Moxxie this your work?" Joe said with a laugh. "Yes it is sir!" Moxxie
responded. Ignavus was weak, his breath seemed to escape his body. He let out a gasp
when Sallie May grabbed him by the hair.
"Pa! I'm taking him to the barn. I think the hellhogs would appreciate a surprise
dinner." Sallie May said with a grin on her face. Ignavus tried to scream but he just
couldn't. As he was dragged way Joe and Lin told Moxxie to get some shut eye and that
they'll take care of this mess."
...
It has been two days since the shootoff transpired. Moxxie and Millie were ready
to get back to the pride circle. Blitzo told them they had the job of a lifetime. Moxxie and
Millie had said bye to everyone and began getting ready to leave. As Moxxie packed
their last bag into the truck, Joe approached him. "Mox, I just want to say thanks for
pulling your weight around. I didn't expect you'd be able to make any difference but I
was wrong. I want you to have this." Joe gave him a small gun case. "It's one of our
family revolvers and some fancy looking pistol that prick Ignavus had." Joe said calmly.
"Wow sir, I don't know wh-", Moxxie tried saying but was interrupted. "No, call
me dad from now on. No more calling me sir." Joe said, patting Moxxie on the
shoulder. "Yes sir uh I mean yes dad."
Joe told Moxxie to keep Millie safe and Moxxie said he'll keep her safe. After
Moxxie and Millie said one last goodbye to Joe. They began to hit the road. "So Millie
did Blitzo tell you what this job was?" Moxxie asked his loving wife. "Yeah we have this
target on the human world. I think his name was Jinping, what an odd name for a
human." Millie responded. Moxxie had no idea who that was. But he had a new
confidence about him and as they drove off he thought all types of comebacks to deliver to Loona and Blitzo.