Little red riding food
Little red riding food
Once upon a time there was a grandma living in the woods, which was often visited by her granddaughter.
But in that wood there also lived a wolf.
One day the granddaughter was walking to her grandmother to get soup, which she always cooked and tastes very well and on that day she also met the wolf on her way.
He jumped out of a hiding in front of her: "Hahahaha! Where do you go to so alone, my little kiddy?"
"to my grandmother, and Im told not to talk to foreigners - and I want to hurry, because Im hungry!"
The wolf let her go but thought to himself, while his muzzle was drooling "dont you think Im hungry too? hahaha"
The wolf secretly followed the child until they reached the house.
He was hiding a bit off the house in the bushes, and watched as the granny opened and welcomed her granddaughter greatly.
From the opened door the wolf quickly smelled something which smelled pretty well.
Though he was actually out for the granny and the child, he was kind of in trance from the good smell.
So he sort of blindly walked towards the house and walked against the now-already-closed door.
He fell onto his back and revived again - inside granny and daughter were eating already and heard the noise.
"Who`s there?!" asked granny
The wolf noticed his chance "now or never!" and jumped against the door and said "hahaha! I`m the hungry wolf and I want to eat..."
"a sausage? - no problem" continued the grandma and handed him over the beginning of a chain sausage -
"you can eat it up completely, that you get your strength back" - granny of course knew that the wolf was out for both of them.
The wolf was actually wanting to contradict but thought that a little appetizer could not damage him - appearently he seemed to like the sausage and began to eat piece for piece, he even started counting them, but the chain seemed to be endless. - so he threw it off and wanted to shout something - but granny was quicker: "aww, does the wolfie not like sausage? I also have soup, do you want to taste it?" - With that she put a bowl in front of him and the wolf began to drink from it - that soup was also what smelled so well when he was walking towards the house - in fact the soup itself tasted him so well that he was like "I want more!", the granny was only trying to avoid that he ate her and her granddaughter, so she was telling the wolf that in the big pot on the cooking place was way more, and told him that he could eat it all.
The wolf immediately ran to it, tilted the pot over and drank it all.
When he was finished he noticed that his gut got a little bigger, but did not think that this was bad - although he felt stuffed he was still thinking that both of them could still fit in there - but before he could even say something - the granny was already talking about that she had an old ox which was slaughtered but which she could not yet start working on - the wolf had enough and shouted: "Now stop it granny, I actually wanted to swallow you two and get off here ASAP!" - granny was not impressed and was walking to the door pointing to where that ox lied - the wolf followed her and went outside to look at it - "if you can eat that one you can eat us two afterwards!"
The wolf said "that huge thing?! no way! I`m gonna -" the granny shut the door and locked it.
The wolf of course immediately tried to slam against the door and the windows to open them - but then thought to himself:
"Oh welll, if I can have them afterwards, then ok..."
He shouted to the closed door "Ok ok Im gonna eat it, but as soon as I'm finished Im going to eat YOU TWO TOO! hahahaha!"
The ox looked smaller than the meal appearently was for the wolf -
already at the half of it he could not see his feet anymore - but he ate the whole ox completely... but he was so stuffed and fat that he was not even thinking of immediately going after the two, he just had big thirst and obviously did not want to walk to a river or a lake - so he just toddled to that big barrel which was standing next to the house, actually not far from his current position - granny and her granddaughter were watching the wolf from the window and both were amused. the granddaughter shouted to him "so you really thought you could have swallowed both of us too?!" - the wolf was still kind of angry and shouted "Im just going to drink something and then Im really going to eat you two!"
Granny noticing he was gonna drink from the barrel said silently to herself "I don`t think so..."
The wolf was kind of tired so he thought that he just let it pour down his throat, so he sat himself under the spout, leaned against the barrel and opened it - the spout and his muzzle
the stuff coming down tasted pretty sweet and not too badly - what he did not know was, that it was red wine.
he started to forget the time and a few moments later he noticed that nothing was coming down anymore.
He looked at himself and had to notice he had become a huge round fluffball....he hiccuped and tried to embrace his gut, which he could not anymore because it became so huge. Though somehow he could see his toes again - because his feet had grown and swollen too and smelled extremely that even the wolf himself could smell it - though the smell was not too bad for him, just like popcorn.
He was trying to rethink what he actually wanted and after a while he was remembering - "ah granny an, hick!, her grannort". But he was so heavily drunk that he just let himself fall onto his back, his belly sloshing and swashing around "hick!" and fell asleep.
Granny and her granddaughter came out of the house and granny said "see? I was right!"
The wolf meanwhile slept and snored deeply - dreaming of never trying to eat humans again.
The End