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November 12th Prompt: Clothing Outlawed for the Day

Jasper had barely made it two blocks from his apartment when the Dalmatian was flagged down by the Maiyone police. He stopped in his tracks as soon as the distinct 'Wa-wa-wa' tuba sirens played their descending notes filled his ears, waiting as they pulled up beside him. He turned, his cheeks flickering with the start of a blush. It wasn't the first time that he'd seen the police officers all but naked - they seemed to be regularly showing off more skin than anyone expected - but it was the first time that he'd seen them drive up that way, with the male driver showing his dick and the female in the passenger seat all but hanging her tits out the window.

"Uh, have I - um - have I done something wrong, officers?" he asked as they stepped out of the car - oh, they were completely naked. Completely. The only things either of them had for clothing was the belt around their waists, the stun-stick that seemed to be standard issue for Maiyone police, and a badge hanging from a strap around their necks. It was painfully hard to keep his eyes off either the fox's dick or the mare's exposed pussy. "I - um - I didn't hear about - I - oh god."

"Look as much as you like, citizen. Seems to be the point of the new law, anyway," the mare said, shaking her head. "But you're overdressed."

"I'm - what? New law?"

"Handed down by the dragon himself just a few hours ago," the fox said, shaking his head. "Gotta say, I'm a fan."

"Enjoy it while you can, Graham. You're not going to be staring at my ass for long."

"Depends on whether he retracts it, Madisyn; you know how the big guy is. Sometimes, he keeps these laws around."

It was hard to pay much attention to what they were saying when there were two naked people in front of him. The mare was nearly six and a half feet tall and possessed of sufficient muscle that she looked like she could snap him in half. Her breasts hung past her arms in her vain attempts to cover them, and while she stood with some authority, she clearly didn't feel comfortable in the nude.

By contrast, the black-furred fox at her side just seemed happy to flaunt himself. He leaned against the car, sheath leaning to one side as he adjusted his balls, the five-foot-six vulpine officer chuckling to himself. The Dalmatian finally managed to shake his head and look back at their faces.

"What law?" Jasper asked.

"The...I can't believe I'm saying this," Madisyn muttered, the white-furred mare pinching the bridge of her nose. "The 'Negative Assertion of Knitted and other Equipment Deployed' Act."

"...Wait, doesn't that spell -"

"The NAKED Act, yes. Thus, the boobs."

"And the pussy. Don't forget the pussy," Graham said. "And the dick. Love the breeze, by the way."

"Fuck off," Madisyn muttered. "Anyway. Law for the day - and hopefully just the day - is that all citizens must remove all their clothing. And the penalty for not is a public stripping, followed by photography for 'criminal records', and a walk of shame behind the car."

"...You're kidding."

"Wish I was. You think I like parading out in my birthday suit?"

"I think you're getting to enjoy it," Graham said.

"Graham, I swear to - MMPH!"

The mare bit her lip as the fox patted her from behind with the butt of his stun-stick, pulling it back well-dampened from where it had tapped her. Graham playfully sniffed it, a smirk a mile wide crossing his face.

"Well, well. Looks like you're learning to love it already."

"...Anyway. Citizen, are you going to strip or not?"

Jasper hesitated. It wasn't the first time that such a strange law had come down from the black dragon that ran the city. There'd been the BARE Act, which had basically rendered footwear illegal for a week before it had been rolled back due to safety concerns. There'd also been the HEAT/RUT laws, too, which had been an attempt to synchronize all males, females, and others into a certain pattern rather than it being completely random, but that, too, had been partially repealed, though it was back under consideration.

But this was certainly one of the more...extreme laws. But since the police were already naked, he couldn't deny that it was real. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw more than a few blushing individuals making their way to work either on a bike or via car, naked as could be, and the bus drivers that went by were either struggling to hide behind a transparent door or showing off with pride.

Faced with such evidence, well, what choice did he have? The Dalmatian blushed as he pulled his shirt over his head, folding it quickly and tucking it under his arm. He kicked off his shoes, rolled his socks down his legs, then tucked them into the shoes before picking them up.

"All of it, sir," Madisyn said, crossing her arms and shifting from one foot to the other. "Quickly, please."

"Nah, take your time," Graham said. "She's liking it. And so'm I."

"We do have other crimes to deal with, you know."

"Eh, we have time. Anything serious gets the dragon's attention, anyway."

"..."

"Down with the pants, or on with the cuffs," Graham said. "Much as I like the show, I think I'd like having you jogging naked behind us even more."

"Mmmph..."

Jasper hooked his fingers in his waistband, dragging his jeans and his underwear down at the same time. They hit the ground and he stepped out of them, only for the fox to reach out and take his clothes. It was so fast that he almost didn't realize they were gone until after they were out of his reach.

"H-hey!"

"Don't worry. We'll mark it with your ID. Name?"

"Jasper. Jasper Darwin, but -"

"Don't worry. It'll be fine. Enjoy your walk, citizen," Graham said. "Madisyn?"

"Mmmph...I hate this part."

Much as he was naked and embarrassed, Jasper had to admit that he rather enjoyed it. The sight of that large rump as the mare bent over gave all kinds of life to his dick, though he blushed and covered it as she shut her door. Graham just chuckled and hopped into the driver's seat.

"See you later, kid. Have fun, and remember; if you see anyone dressed, report it. The NAKED Act spares no one!"

The cops sped off, and he was left with nothing but his fur. He blushed worse than ever, but knew he had to keep walking. If nothing else, he didn't want to be late to work...

And if he was lucky, he might be able to call the cops on his boss. That would be some revenge for the minimum wage job and all its other frustrations, at least.