The Golden Zipper
A short story involving Magnus and Bernard.
Welcome to Savanna Central, Zootopia, where a red fox named Magnus Fox lives.
Early one sunny day, in late spring, Magnus went for a walk in the forest. It was a beautiful day. The flowers were in bloom, the birds were singing... so, yes, it was a beautiful day.
After walking for a while, Magnus decided to have a nap under a tree.
A black bear stranger arrived. He looked at Magnus.
He thought to himself, "Oh, he's gorgeous; I'd love to have sex with him."
The black bear stranger, using his foot, woke up Magnus.
"Let's have sex," the black bear stranger said.
"No, what do you take me for?" stated Magnus.
"You are a slut and will have sex with me," growled the black bear stranger.
"How dare you!" Magnus barked, then declared, "I have a boyfriend; now, get lost!"
The black bear stranger draws his wand and points it at Magnus' crotch.
"I curse you with... The Golden Zipper!" The black bear stranger stated, then continued, "You are no longer able to have sex with anyone, including yourself!" "No matter how horny you are!"
With that, the black bear stranger leaves in a huff.
Magnus was horny. So, he tried to masturbate. But when he tried, a "golden zipper" appeared and forbade it. This was really starting to drive him crazy.
"What am I to do now?" Magnus moaned.
Preston--a spirit bear who's also a powerful witch and psychic--overheard him. He approached, and as he did, he saw a "golden zipper" materialize in front of Magnus' crotch.
"Hi, my name is Preston." Preston said calmly.
"Hi, my name is Magnus," Magnus said as calmly as he could, then asked, "Could you please help me?"
Preston then asked, "What happened?"
Magnus replied, "A stranger, who is a black bear, came by. He wanted to have sex with me, and I said no. Then he put this curse on me. I believe it's called the "Golden Zipper," which leaves me horny and not able to do anything about it."
Preston responds: "I can't break the curse. But I can change it so that it can be broken and you can be free of it."
Preston drew his rosewood wand. As he uttered a spell, he waved his wand and then directed it at Magnus' crotch. The "Golden Zipper" reappeared--with a heart as the Zipper Stop.
Preston knew at once what that meant--it could only be broken by Magnus' true love. As nothing happened, it meant that he was not Magnus' true love. So he took out his smartphone and called the ZPD.
Magnus was exhausted by the curse and fell asleep.
Officer Bernard was talking with Officer Clawhauser when the phone rang. Recognizing the name on the display, he then transferred the call to his smartphone.
[Bernard's smartphone rings]
"Hello, Officer Bernard Fangmeyer speaking," Bernard replied, answering his phone.
"Hello, my name is Preston." Preston stated, then explained, "There's a guy here in the forest who needs help; he was attacked by a stranger."
"Please stay there. I'll get there as soon as I can." Bernard stated.
"OK, will do. See you later." Preston replied.
They both hung up.
"Clawhauser, I am needed elsewhere; I will talk with you later," said Officer Bernard.
"Ok, bye; see you later," Officer Clawhauser responded.
Officer Bernard dashed to his police car and drove to the forest, where the call had originated. He arrived about half an hour later. Grabbing his gear, he hikes into the forest to where Preston was waiting. As he got closer, he kept quiet--he knew who was lying on the ground.
"Hi, I'm Preston." Preston stated as he extended his hand.
They shook hands.
"Hi, I'm Officer Bernard Fangmeyer. Bernard replied, shaking Preston's hand.
"May I go, now that he's in good hands?" Preston asked.
They shook hands once again.
"Bye, Preston. Thanks for your help." Bernard stated.
"Bye," Preston replied as he smiled and walked away.
Bernard knelt beside Magnus as soon as Preston was out of sight.
"Magnus, it's me, Bernard," Bernard said, patting Magnus on the cheek.
Just then, the "Golden Zipper" reappeared in front of Magnus' crotch, this time with a heart as the Zipper Stop. Bernard drew back, a little uneasy.
"What is this?" Bernard inquired, pointing to Magnus' crotch.
"It's a curse; I believe it's called the "Golden Zipper," and it makes me horny and unable to do anything about it." Magnus whimpered.
Then, at that moment, the heart-shaped zipper stop begins to beat.
With a stunned look on his face, Bernard said to himself, "O.K., it must want me to kiss my sleeping beauty."
With that, he leaned over to Magnus, and as he did, the heart-shaped zipper-stop started beating faster. He then gave him a tender and passionate kiss. That's when it happened...
whoosh, crackle, fizz, swirl, whistle, hiss, whizz
... pink and gold Fireworks!
The curse had been broken! Bernard took Magnus in his arms and lifted him up, after which they shared a quick pash. Together, they walked back to Bernard's car and drove back to the ZPD.