Chapter 20: The Duchess of Gooseberry
#20 of The Murderess of Maplesburg: Disappearing like Rabbits
Ellie and Jason finally confront the serial killer!
Chapter 20: The Duchess of Gooseberry
Jason awoke to Ellie nuzzling his neck; her long ears brushed over his face as she
rubbed her nose into his fur. The morning sunshine was beginning to pour through the bedroom
window, but Jason wasn't sure he wanted to get up. He wrapped his arms up over Ellie's back
and hugged her tightly. Pppppt. Jason's eyes shot wide.
"Was that a fart, Ellie?!"
Ellie squirmed in his arms, "You squeezed it out of me!" she protested.
Jason snorted in amusement and squeezed her again.
"Stop! You're going to squeeze my pee out next!"
"I told you I was going to make you wet yourself," he joked.
"You're the one who's going to be washing the most pee off themself, and I'm not
washing the sheets either!"
Jason loosened his hold, and Ellie slipped away, hopped out of bed, and hurried out of
the room. I guess I really was about to squeeze the pee out of her. Jason dragged himself out of
bed and looked out the window. Everything was wet from the light rain that had started late
yesterday evening, but the cloudless blue sky promised a pleasant day ahead. Ellie returned to
the room and slipped up behind him to wrap her arms around his waist.
"A little late, but I wanted to say this: good morning, Sweetheart," she said.
"'Sweetheart?'"
"Don't you like it? You're my sweet kitty after all."
Jason put his hands on her arms. "I like it. What should I call you?"
"Ellie."
"Just your name? Not Honey Bunny or something?"
"Gross, Jason! Think of a decent pet name at least."
"How about Cutie Pie?"
"Ick! Are you even trying?!"
"How about Master?" he suggested dryly.
"Now you're getting somewhere," Ellie quipped.
"I'm just going to use Sweetheart too or Sweetie. I don't see how you can object to that."
"I can, but I won't. Those are fine." She hugged him. "I'm hungry. Let's go downstairs
and have breakfast."
"Alright, I'll meet you down there in a minute."
Ellie let go and made her way to the stairs. Jason headed for the bathroom. After he'd
peed as well, he went down to the kitchen. Ellie was digging through the pans; finding the one
she wanted, she dropped the stainless-steel pan on the stove with a clank.
"What are you making?" Jason asked.
Ellie turned to look at him, "Just some oatmeal. Want some?"
"I'll have a little, thanks."
"What are you going to make?"
"I was going to fry some bacon."
"Does that smell strongly?"
"Er, yeah, maybe I'll have something else."
Ellie shook her head. "I'll sit by the window; I'll be okay."
Jason got the bacon out and started defrosting it while Ellie cooked the oatmeal. He also
began percolating some coffee; at least that didn't bother her. He waited until she was done at
the stove to start cooking the meat. Ellie sat at the seat by the window and opened it wide.
Jason hoped she would be okay. Maybe he should wait until she was finished eating. Hesitantly,
he looked from the skillet with bacon to Ellie.
"Go ahead," Ellie instructed.
Jason obeyed, and lit the fire under the cast iron skillet. The bacon soon began to sizzle
and produce its pungent, savory aroma that made Jason's mouth water. He watched the bacon
sizzle and pop hungrily, attentively poking it with the spatula to make sure it didn't get overdone.
Finally, his breakfast was ready. He scooped the bacon onto a plate and the rest of the oatmeal
into a bowl and turned toward the table: Ellie was sitting with her head in the window, her nose
pressed against the screen.
He winced guiltily, "Sorry, Ellie."
"I said not to apologize," Ellie reminded sternly, but she didn't remove her face from the
window.
Jason began to eat. He glanced at Ellie's bowl and winced again: she'd hardly started on
her own breakfast. After a few minutes, the smell began to clear.
"I think it's getting better," Jason noted.
Ellie turned her head back into the room. She made a nauseous face and turned back to
the window. "Can you get me a damp dish rag?"
Jason got up, retrieved a dish towel from the bottom drawer by the sink, dampened it
with tap water, and brought it to Ellie. Ellie took the towel and put it over her nose before she
turned away from the window. She scooped up a spoonful of oatmeal and transferred it to her
mouth, still holding the towel with the other hand.
"Sorry."
Ellie gulped her food. "I said not to apologize!" she snapped.
"Sorry."
She glared.
"For apologizing!" he added quickly.
She sighed and shook her head, "No, I'm sorry. I'm upset with myself for not being able
to handle it. I shouldn't take it out on you."
"It doesn't make me think any less of you that the smell bothers you, Ellie. I'll wait until
you're done eating next time I make something that aromatic."
"I don't want you to have to constantly accommodate my nose."
"It's no problem, Ellie," he assured her. "I'm happy to wait if it means you get to enjoy
your meal."
Ellie sighed resignedly, "Alright, thanks, Jason. I hope I'll get used to it eventually."
They finished their breakfast, and then Ellie glanced at the clock.
"I guess we got up a little late today," she noted. "Usually, I go jogging before breakfast.
You can start joining me."
"If you want me to."
"I do. We've got to make sure you keep fit. If you start to get fat, I'll have to put you on a
diet," she replied lightly.
Despite her tone, Jason suspected she was serious. "I guess we should get ready to
go," he stated, changing the subject from whether Ellie would restrict his diet.
They returned to the bedroom to get dressed. Jason donned a red and gray striped tie
and a white shirt collar while Ellie put on her sleeveless, white, collared blouse. After they'd
brushed their teeth, they headed back down to the living room where Jason retrieved his phone
and holster and Ellie grabbed her satchel, both of which they'd left on the futon. They proceeded
to the door and out to their cars.
"We can ride together now," Ellie stated cheerfully. She smirked at him, "You'll get to ride
with me every day," she teased. "Won't that be exciting?"
At least it was a short trip, giving Ellie few opportunities to put him on edge before they
arrived. They arrived by half past eight, but the answering machine in the office was already
blinking with a chartreuse 2. Jason pushed the play button.
"Hello? Inspector Bennett? This is Katya. I hope this is alright, but I referred a rabbit with
a missing husband to you. I called Officer Schulz, but she wasn't interested. She thinks he ran
off with a mistress, but his wife is certain he wouldn't do that. She's really distraught. It seems
she called his office when he didn't come home this evening, and they confirmed that he'd left.
She drove his normal route home to look for him but didn't see him, and that's when she came
to us. I wish Officer Schulz would have taken the case. I didn't want to worry his wife, but
another missing prey, you know what that could mean. I hope I'm wrong and you find him, even
if he was with a mistress. Good luck, bye."
The message ended, and the second one started playing, "This is Gretchen Potter. It's,
it's my husband Bartholomew; he didn't come home last night. The police said I should talk to
you. I'll be in this morning. I hope you'll be in by the time I get there. Bartholomew wouldn't just
disappear like this; I know he's in trouble. My number is five, five, five, seven, eight, seven,
nine."
The message ended, and Jason glanced at Ellie: she looked as troubled as he felt. It
was hard not to share Katya's suspicions.
"Should we even take the case?" Jason asked. "If we find he's been murdered, we have
to turn it over to Lily anyway. I can't believe she didn't take the case."
"I can believe anything regarding that twit's negligence at this point," Ellie growled.
"Anyway, that's exactly why we have to take the case. This is the soonest we've ever been able
to investigate after a disappearance."
Jason nodded. If Lily was going to dismiss the case as marital strife, she couldn't object
to them taking it. He still couldn't see how she didn't think it was worth investigating though. She
wasn't a moron.
Jason and Ellie waited anxiously for the rabbit to arrive. A few minutes before nine, there
was a knock at the door. Both of them leapt up to answer it; they almost collided as they rushed
for the door. They exchanged a glance, and Jason let Ellie get it. A white rabbit with gray-blue
eyes, wearing a long-sleeve, lavender blouse and holding a glossy black clutch, stood in the
doorway.
"I'm Gretchen Potter. I left a-"
"We've been expecting you. Come in," Ellie instructed.
The white rabbit nodded and stepped through the door. She glanced worriedly around at
the messy office with its boxes sacked haphazardly around the room, but then pulled a photo
out of her clutch. "This is Bartholomew."
Ellie accepted the photo and looked at it before holding it up for Jason to get a better
look at: the smiling brown rabbit in the photo was wearing a dark blue scarf. Jason nodded to
indicate he'd gotten a good look, and Ellie slipped the photo into her shirt pocket.
"We got your message," Jason told her. "Can you help fill in the details? Where does
your husband work, and when were you expecting him home?"
"He works for channel five news. I was expecting him home by a quarter after eight, but I
didn't really start to get worried until eight forty-five. He often gets held up at work. His boss is
a," she paused and seemed to consider Jason. "Well, he's not the most considerate."
"Who's his boss? We might want to talk to him," Ellie inquired.
"Ferdinand Gamboa. I'm not sure you'll be able to talk to him though."
Ellie frowned, "You don't think he'll be willing to talk about his missing employee?"
"You can try, but I doubt he makes time to talk with anyone."
Ellie looked puzzled.
"He's one of the primary newscasters on channel 5," Jason explained.
"Oh!" Ellie looked at Gretchen embarrassedly. "I don't watch tv," she explained.
"We'll try to get him to talk to us anyway or anyone else who might have talked with your
husband before he left," Jason decided. "What about the route? Can you show us the route he
usually took home?"
Mrs. Potter nodded. Ellie hurried over to her desk to nab her tablet. Pulling up a map of
the city, she held it out to Mrs. Potter. Mrs. Potter poked around on the map until she found the
right area and zoomed in to show the relevant streets.
She traced the route with her finger, "The studio is here on East Walnut Street, and he
usually walks up Twelfth Avenue East and then down here on East Ivy, and then we live right
here just off of Ivy on Ninth."
Ellie nodded, "Got it."
"Can you think of any reason he might have gone another way?" Jason queried.
"He wasn't cheating on me if that's what you're implying," Mrs. Potter snapped.
"I wasn't suggesting that," Jason clarified mildly. "I meant, was there any reason he
would have decided to stop by a shop or run any other errand on the way home?"
"Sorry, uh, no, there was no reason. He would have let me know if he was planning to.
He was getting home late as it was."
"Is there anything else you can tell us that might be helpful?" Ellie asked. "What did he
say to you the last time you talked?"
Mrs. Potter shook her head. "He called me at seven thirty to say he'd be home around a
quarter after eight. I told him I was preparing braised beets. He said he was looking forward to
them. That was all."
"We'll do our very best to find him, Ma'am," Jason tried to assure her; it was difficult
when he suspected the poor rabbit had met the same gruesome end that so many other prey
had lately.
"Thank you, I hope he's okay, but," her voice cracked. "But somehow I just know he's in
terrible trouble." She quickly turned her head to the side, dabbing her eyes with her sleeve, and
took a deep breath. "Excuse me," she apologized. "I have to stay calm. He may be perfectly
fine."
Jason placed a hand on her shoulder, "We'll do our very best, Ma'am," he repeated.
She looked up at him hopefully, and Jason's heart wrenched with sympathy and guilt. If
they were right, her husband was probably already dead. He didn't want to panic her in case
they were wrong, but he felt like he was giving her false hope. On impulse, he pulled her in and
hugged her, trying to comfort her not only for her worry now but for the despair to come. She
tensed but then relaxed after a couple seconds. A couple seconds later, Jason realized how
inappropriate his action had been, and quickly released her.
"Sorry!" he apologized hurriedly.
"It's okay. I, I think I needed that," she murmured embarrassedly.
"We'll let you know as soon as we know anything," Ellie told her.
Mrs. Potter nodded, "Thank you again. I'd better leave so that you can get started." She
glanced between the two of them. "Good luck! For Bartholomew's sake!"
"And for your sake," Jason added.
Mrs. Potter nodded again and turned for the door. Jason and Ellie watched her leave.
The door shut behind her, and Jason listened to her footsteps receding down the hall to the
elevator before letting out a groan.
"I can't bear it!" he moaned. "Why? Another person murdered, their loved ones
devastated, for what?! Someone's sick pleasure?!"
Ellie turned and wrapped her arms around him, hugging him tightly. "I know, Jason: it's
horrible to think about, but that's why we have to catch this monster! We have to make sure Ms.
Potter is the last person who has to go through this!"
He hugged her back. Her embrace didn't take away the pain of the knowledge they'd
most likely have to tell Mrs. Potter her husband was dead, but it made it a little easier to bear.
They went to the channel 5 news studio right away. There was a parking lot, but it was
gated with a sign reading 'Employees Only'. Ellie parked on the far side of the street, and they
ran across during a break in traffic. They were met at the door to the red brick building by a
white bull terrier in a black security guard's uniform top and with a stun gun and a walkie-talkie
on a belt around his hips. The stocky dog was roughly twice Jason's height and several times
his weight; he squinted down at them, seeming to consider them with mild interest.
"Can I help you?" the dog inquired.
"We need to speak with, er, what was his name, Jason?" Ellie began.
"Mr. Gamboa," Jason finished.
The dog snorted in amusement, "Right. Run along now."
"We're serious!" Ellie insisted. "It's about Bartholomew Potter. He's missing, and we
want to know if Mr. Gamboa talked to him before he went home last night."
The dog frowned, "Bartholomew's missing?"
Ellie nodded, "His wife came to us this morning. He didn't come home last night. Did you
see him yesterday evening?"
The dog shook his head, "I don't work Sunday. Let me check on what you're saying." He
pulled out his walkie-talkie and spoke into it. "Hey, Carl, this is Steve at the front. Do you know
whether Bartholomew Potter came in today?"
The staticy voice came back, "I can check on that. Just a minute."
"He's checking," the dog repeated to Jason and Ellie.
After several seconds the voice answered again, "No, he didn't clock in today."
"Did he call in sick?" the dog asked back.
After a brief pause, "No, no word from him yet."
"Thanks, Carl."
The dog slipped his walkie-talkie back onto his belt and looked at Ellie and Jason with
concern. "It seems we haven't heard from him either. You said his wife contacted you? Who are
you?"
"I'm Inspector Bennett, and this is Inspector Brown. Ms. Potter came to our office this
morning to ask us to investigate his disappearance."
"I see. I hope the little guy's alright."
"You know him then?" Ellie inquired.
The bull terrier nodded, "I've seen him around, friendly little guy, hard worker. He'd have
to be working for Gamboa, I guess."
"Do you think we can talk to Mr. Gamboa then?" Ellie pressed.
The dog nodded slowly, "I'll see what I can do. If not Gamboa, I might be able to find you
someone else who talked with him yesterday." He picked up the walkie-talkie again. "Hey,
Becca, this is Steve. Can you take over at the front? We have some visitors I need to escort."
The staticy voice came back almost immediately, "Sure thing, Steve, I'll be down in a
minute."
The dog opened the door and ushered Jason and Ellie inside. The door opened adjacent
to the varnished brick staircase. Another pair of doors presumably led to the rest of the
downstairs.
"The studio is on the third level," Steve explained.
He began to lead them up the stairs but paused as a similarly uniformed female fisher
came racing down. She halted to talk to him.
"Hi, Steve. These are the people you're escorting then? What are they here for?"
"They need to talk to people who saw Bartholomew yesterday. It seems he's missing."
"Missing!?" She looked at Jason worriedly. "You don't think something bad happened to
him, do you?"
"It's hard to say at this point," Jason answered carefully. "His wife is worried. She can't
think of any reason he wouldn't have come home."
The fisher exchanged a troubled glance with the dog before turning back to Jason. "That
doesn't sound good at all. What do you think could have happened to him?"
"That's what we're trying to establish," Ellie answered. "But he wouldn't be the first prey
we've investigated to turn up dead."
The fisher and the dog both gaped at her blunt declaration.
"Dead?!" the dog gasped. "But why?! Who would want to kill Bartholomew?"
"We think we're dealing with a serial killer," Ellie replied.
"A serial killer?!" the fisher yelped. "Then, then why aren't the police investigating?!"
"That is an excellent question," Ellie stated pointedly.
The fisher and dog exchanged a concerned glance. Jason wasn't sure laying into the
police was the best idea in terms of getting people to help them in their investigation. They didn't
want to come across as conspiracy nuts.
"We're keeping an open mind about what might have happened to him," Jason put in. He
addressed the fisher, "Did you see him at all yesterday?"
"Only in the morning. My shift was over before he left."
"How did he seem then?"
"Busy but otherwise fine. Mr. Gamboa had him racing all over the place, but he took it all
in stride as usual."
"Did he say anything about any plans he had for the evening?"
She shook her head.
"We'll see if we can find anyone who did see him yesterday evening," the dog repeated.
The fisher glanced toward the entrance and back to the dog, "I'd better get out there.
Good luck!" She hurried the rest of the way down the stairs and out the door.
The dog looked to Jason and Ellie, "Right, let's see who we can find upstairs."
They continued to the third floor, and the dog poked his head through one of the doors.
"Hey, Sarah, I see Gamboa's not on set right now. Where is he?"
A voice, presumably Sarah's, chirped back, "He's in makeup, getting ready for the next
broadcast."
"Thanks. Uh, by the way, did you see Bartholomew yesterday?"
"Yeah, he hasn't shown up today though. Gamboa isn't happy."
"It seems no one knows where he is. I have a couple inspectors here with me. Can they
talk to you later?"
"Uh, yeah, I guess so."
The dog pulled his head back out and closed the door. "He's in makeup. You may be
able to talk to him while he's getting ready." He led them two doors down the hall and ushered
them inside.
An overweight, long-haired black and white cat was sitting on a cornflower blue latex
seat while a weasel in a short-sleeved white button-up shirt with four pockets crammed with
scissors, comb, brush, lipstick, eyeliner, and other assorted equipment and makeup fussed over
him. The cat turned to scowl at his visitors.
"What is it now?" he asked peevishly. "Can't you see I'm busy? It's bad enough that
Bartholomew decided to dodge work today without you annoying me every few minutes!"
Ellie stepped forward, "We're here about Bartholomew actually. We nee-"
"Oh? Did he send you to make an excuse for his abandoning me? It had better be a
good one."
"He didn't send us; he's missing. His wife hired us to find him."
"What do you mean he's missing?" the cat asked annoyedly. "I expect him back by
tomorrow unless he's lying in the hospital."
"If he were in the hospital, he wouldn't be missing!" Ellie snapped back. "No one knows
where he is! He might be dead!"
The cat started and the weasel paused in his work and turned to look at Ellie in surprise.
"D-dead?" the cat whined. "What do you mean? Was there some kind of accident?"
Ellie shook her head, "We don't know. All we know is that he didn't come home last
night, but I'm sure you've covered the recent murders. It's possible he's the latest victim."
The insides of the cat's ears went white and his yellow eyes widened in horror, "N-not
Bartholomew," he whimpered. "Oh Zeus, you mean like that poor Planter boy and, and the
squirrels?"
Ellie nodded grimly. The cat leapt off of the chair and raced to the black trash can to the
left of the mirror and sink. Leaning over it, he retched. Jason grimaced and uncomfortably
turned his head away from the vomiting cat. When Mr. Gamboa had finished puking, the weasel
darted over and began dabbing at his eyes, nose, and mouth with a white handkerchief.
Mr. Gamboa turned to look at them dolefully. "Is that all?"
Ellie appeared stunned by the cat's violent reaction, but she slowly shook her head, "N-
no, we wanted to ask you if he said anything to you yesterday that might have indicated that he
was unwell or had any plans besides heading straight home."
The cat shook his head mournfully, "We never talked about his personal life. I knew he
was married, but that was all." He looked at the floor, "I never even told him how much I
appreciated everything he did. If he's gone, I, I don't know what," he didn't finish the sentence,
closing his mouth and staring dejectedly at his feet.
Jason felt sorry for the surly cat. He understood why Ellie had been annoyed by his
attitude, but he didn't want to leave him thinking it was completely hopeless. "We're doing our
best to find him," he stated. "We don't know that he was murdered."
Mr. Gamboa shook his head, "What else could have happened? Zeus, I can't bear to
think. If, if they killed Bartholomew like the others," he grimaced and grabbed his stomach again.
"S-sorry, there's nothing I can do to help."
"Thank you for your time," Jason concluded. He looked at the dog, who nodded grimly
and led them out of the room.
The dog closed the door behind them before addressing them. "Do you really think
Bartholomew was killed like those other prey?" he murmured.
"We're afraid that could be the case," Ellie answered. "He seems to fit the murderer's
profile."
The dog winced, "Fucking Tartarus, that's horrible. Imagining the poor little guy," he
shuddered. "I hope you're going to catch this freak if that is what happened."
Ellie nodded, "That's our intention. We don't want any more prey falling victim to this
monster. I sincerely hope Bartholomew wasn't their latest victim, but I'd put it over fifty-fifty that
he was."
The dog nodded grimly, "I'd better take you back to Sarah now to see if she can help at
all."
The dog arranged for them to meet Sarah in a small conference room containing a
whiteboard and a light gray rectangular table with six green plastic rolling chairs. After a few
minutes, the red-winged blackbird flitted into the room and perched on the back of one of the
chairs. Of course, being female, she was neither black nor red-winged, but the brown bird did
have a red beret, which she carefully adjusted before addressing them.
"So what is this about Bartholomew being missing?"
"His wife contacted us; he didn't come home last night," Jason summarized. "Did you
speak with him before he went home yesterday?"
The bird bobbed her head. Her beret slipped forward, and she hastily readjusted it.
"What about? Did he give any indication that he was unwell or had any plans aside from
going home?"
"No, he seemed anxious to get home. He told me something about some sort of roots
that rabbits eat." She eyed Ellie, "I suppose you'd be familiar with them, but I frankly had no idea
what he was talking about."
"And that was it?" Jason asked.
The bird bobbed her head again. This time the beret fell off onto the floor, and she
hopped down to retrieve it before flitting back up. "Is that all?"
"I guess so. Thanks for your time."
The bird placed one wing on her beret, hopped back down, and then half scurried, half
flew out of the room.
"It doesn't seem like we're going to get any further here," Ellie stated. "As far as we've
gathered, there doesn't seem to be any reason to think he did anything other than head home
by his usual route. Whatever happened, we should assume it happened along that route."
Jason nodded in agreement. He turned to the bull terrier, "Thanks for all your help."
The dog nodded once in acknowledgement. "No problem. I just hope you find him."
The dog led them back downstairs and outside. The fisher was still standing by the door.
"I can take over here," the dog told her.
She nodded and turned to Ellie and Jason, "Any luck?"
"Only in the sense of ruling out the unexpected," Ellie answered.
"Oh, well, uh, better luck going forward then."
"Right, we haven't given up. Come on, Jason." She marched off down the sidewalk
toward 12th Avenue.
Jason hurriedly waved to the dog and fisher, "Have a nice day." Then he trotted after
Ellie toward the crosswalk.
They slowly made their way along Bartholomew's route looking for any sort of clue as to
what had happened to him though they both knew chances of finding anything they could
definitely connect to his disappearance were slim. They simply didn't have anywhere else to
start.
They were on Ivy and only a few blocks from 9th when they decided to take a break.
There was a small bakery on the other side of the street, and they crossed so that Ellie could
grab some lunch. Jason hoped they found another restaurant or street vendor soon since he
wasn't interested in the carrot and turnip pasty that Ellie purchased. They were sitting at a table
outside the bakery when Jason heard a loud thump come from a few doors down at what
appeared to be an apartment complex. He didn't think much of it until the thump was repeated a
second time.
"Did you hear that thump?" he asked Ellie.
"Yeah."
"What do you think it was?"
Thump.
"There it was again!" Jason exclaimed.
Ellie shrugged, "If you're so worried about it, why don't you go see what it is?"
Jason got up, "I guess I will."
He trotted down the sidewalk to the apartment complex. An ancient looking coyote was
struggling with the large glass door. He was holding both a cane and a large cardboard box,
and, as he attempted to push the handle down with his left hand, which was holding the cane as
well as supporting one side of the box, the box became unbalanced, causing him to drop it with
a thump. Jason raced up the concrete stairs to the door and stretched up to grab the handle. He
pulled open the door and held it for the coyote. The coyote picked the box back up with some
difficulty and hobbled through the door.
"Thank yuh, lad."
"You're welcome."
The coyote hobbled to the stairs, and Jason became concerned that he would tumble
down them while trying to carry the box.
Jason let the door swing shut and took a step toward him. "Let me help with that!"
The coyote glanced at him dubiously, "May be uh bit heavy fer yuh, lad."
"Let me try."
The coyote set the box down, and Jason attempted to lift it. He could just about get it,
but it was too awkward to carry down the stairs by himself. He glanced back down the sidewalk
to where Ellie was still seated outside the bakery.
"Hey! Ellie! Can you come help a minute?" he called.
Ellie looked up, glanced back at her pasty, and then set it down on her napkin, slung her
satchel over her shoulder, and loped down the sidewalk and bounded up the stairs.
"Help me carry this down the stairs," Jason requested.
Ellie lifted the other side, and they successfully transported the box down the stairs with
Jason leading. They set the box down at the bottom and the coyote, who had followed them
down, nodded gratefully.
"Thank yuh, lads." He opened an old canvas bag he had slung over his right shoulder
and rummaged around inside. "I have uh bit'er jerky if yuh wont some."
"I'll have some, thanks," Jason answered.
The coyote pulled out a piece of the dried meat, and Jason accepted it and tore off a
piece with his teeth: it was a fairly large chunk. Ellie made a face, wrinkling her nose in disgust.
"What?" Jason asked, befuddled.
"How 'bout yer friend? Eli were it?"
Jason smirked, eyeing Ellie sidelong, "I don't think 'Eli' wants any, but thanks anyway."
"Heheh, don't wont tuh spoil yer ap'tite, eh?"
"No, I don't-"
"That's whot the lad said last night. Looked uh bit like yuh in fact, Eli."
Ellie blinked then exchanged a quick glance with Jason. She pulled the photo of
Bartholomew out of her pocket. "Did he look anything like this by chance?"
The coyote squinted at the photo, "Er, not really. I don't 'member the errs."
Ellie slipped the photo back in her pocket and shrugged. It had been a long shot anyway.
"Though, come tuh think of it, he were wearin' a hat. Le'me see again."
Ellie showed him the photo again, and he squinted at it thoughtfully. Eventually, he
smiled in recognition. "That'll be him alright."
Ellie's ears perked up in excitement, "Did you see where he went after you talked to
him?"
The coyote chuckled lightly, "Heheheh, lucky lad had some business wi' Hur Grace.
Charmin' lady."
"Her Grace? Do you mean the Duchess?" Ellie inquired.
"Of Goozeburry, yes."
"What makes you think he had business with her?"
"Why I rec'nized Le'pold's son, didn't I? Spittin' image of him. He were so proud when lil
Wolfie got the job wi' Hur Grace. Terr'ble cheater at cards tho. He used tuh slip uh ace er three
up his sleeve. Poor Le'pold, been dead 'most two years now, but he always were real proud of
his son."
"What species was Leopold?"
"Were uh wolverine."
Ellie seemed to barely be able to contain her excitement, and Jason shared her
sentiment. Somehow all of the pieces were falling together.
"And you saw his son take Bartholomew somewhere?" Ellie asked eagerly.
"'Scorted him inna thur car."
"What kind of car?"
"It were dark, but it were uh black sedan, I'd say."
Ellie exchanged an excited glance with Jason. "Thank you, Sir! You've been an
incredible help!"
"Have I? Well, glad tuh be of assistance." He picked up the box, again with some
difficulty. "Have a nice day, lads." He turned and hobbled down the sidewalk.
"You too!" Ellie called. She turned to Jason. "That was just the piece of luck we needed!
Black sedan, badger-like wolverine, and we know where to find them!"
"I still don't like the idea of confronting the Duchess about a series of murders," Jason
replied cautiously. "Even if it was her employee and she didn't know about it, you remember
what the miniature pinschers said. Maybe we should tell the police and let them deal with it from
here."
"With that negligent twit in charge?! We have to stop this murderer! We can't give Lily a
chance to botch it!"
"Okay, but we need to inform Fitzie first just in case. This is a murderer we're dealing
with, a wolverine at that. I don't want to go without letting someone know what we know and
where we're going."
Ellie nodded, "Good idea. You can call him on the way."
They hurried back to the car, and Ellie began the hour plus drive to the Duchess' estate.
Once they were on their way, Jason called Fitzie on his cell phone.
Fitzie answered the call, "This is the coroner's office. Dr. Fitzgerald speaking."
"Hi, Fitzie, it's Jason. We think we've figured out who the serial killer is."
"Really?! Who?! I thought you weren't working on that anymore!"
"We were investigating another case that Lily discarded as marital strife. It seems the
missing rabbit was taken by a wolverine who works for the Duchess. In a black sedan too. It fits
what we've learned from all of the murder cases so far."
"That's fantastic, Jason! Have you told Lily?"
"Er, not yet. Ellie wants to apprehend them ourselves. She doesn't trust Lily."
"Wait, so what are you doing?" Fitzie asked concernedly.
"We're on our way right now. The ETA to the Duchess' estate is," he checked the GPS.
"Forty-seven minutes."
"Jason! You can't do this by yourself! It's too dangerous!"
"That's why I'm calling you. I wanted to let you know in case something goes wrong."
"I see. Can you let me know when you get there and when you leave? I'm going to be on
edge until you tell me you've left safely."
"Alright, no problem, Fitzie."
"Good luck, Brown!"
"Thanks, see you soon." Jason hung up. "Fitzie didn't sound pleased with the idea of us
doing this on our own," Jason noted.
"I didn't expect him to be, but we need to hurry. You realize it's possible Mr. Potter is still
alive, don't you? There's no time to spare!"
Jason hadn't considered the possibility. "Zeus, you're right! Step on it, Ellie!"
She nodded grimly and pushed the accelerator harder. The engine screamed as they
rocketed down the highway North of Maplesburg. Jason gripped the seat, but this time he was
less concerned about his own safety than that of the rabbit at their destination. If there was even
a tiny chance that he was still alive, they had to get there in time! Jason thought of Mrs. Potter,
of the bull terrier, of the black and white cat, and of the brown rabbit in the photo. If only they
could get there in time, they would all be spared so much suffering!
The four-lane freeway took them to a two-lane duchy highway, leading deeper and
deeper into rolling hills of meadows and woods. Finally, Ellie pulled off of the duchy highway
onto a narrow paved road. An unobtrusive painted wood sign read 'Belmont Estate' at the end
of the private road. Ellie was obliged to drive more slowly on the narrow, winding road, but the
sense of dire urgency kept them going as quickly as they could without ending up in the ditch.
Jason called Fitzie again to let them know they'd arrived.
"Hi this is the coroner's office. Dave speaking."
"Is Dr. Fitzgerald there?"
"No, he left. I think he's with the police on some urgent case."
"Okay, thanks." Jason hung up and dialed Fitzie's personal cell phone.
Fitzie answered after only one ring, "Hi, Jason, I know that you said Ellie didn't want the
police involved, but I couldn't let you do this on your own. I told Schulz, and we're on our way
now. We'll be there in about twenty minutes. I think you should hold tight until we get there."
"We can't do that, Fitzie. What if Mr. Potter is still alive?"
"Who?"
"The rabbit whose disappearance we're investigating. Minutes could make the difference
between life and death!"
"Okay, Jason. We'll be there to back you up soon."
"Thanks, Fitzie. Bye." Jason hung up the phone. "The police are right behind us," he
informed Ellie. "Fitzie didn't want us to go without backup."
Ellie huffed irately, "Stupid ferret. We'll just have to handle things before they arrive."
"I think it's good we'll have backup, just in case."
"Maybe," Ellie allowed. "I still think it's better if we handle things without that incompetent
bobcat's interference."
Finally, they pulled into the cul-de-sac in front of the massive stone manor. Ellie grabbed
her satchel and leapt out of the car, racing up the few stone steps to pound on the heavy oak
door. Jason followed her up the steps. After a minute, the door was opened by a wolverine in a
black jacket. He looked at Jason.
"You realize this is private property, right?"
"To Tartarus with your private property!" Ellie shouted. "We know you have Bartholomew
Potter here, assuming he's still alive!"
The wolverine looked down at Ellie in surprise, apparently having not noticed her before.
His literal oversight wasn't all that surprising given that she was less than half his height.
"You think we have someone here?" he asked slowly.
"We know you do! Are you Leopold's son?"
The wolverine blinked slowly. "You knew my father?"
"No, but you were recognized by someone who did, and they saw you taking
Bartholomew Potter! So cut the bullshit! We know you kidnapped him, and if you haven't already
killed him, we know you've killed several other prey!"
"Those are serious accusations," the wolverine replied mildly. "I hope you can back them
up."
"We have all the evidence we need!" Ellie declared.
"Wolfie? What's all of this shouting?" a voice chirped from inside the manor.
"A very irate rabbit, Your Grace. She thinks I've been murdering prey."
"Dear me! We'd better let her in so that I can clear things up, wouldn't you say?"
"If that's what you want, Your Grace. She has a cat with her."
"How nice. The more the merrier. Show them in, Wolfie."
The wolverine opened the door to reveal a female red fox standing in the spacious,
stone-floored entryway. She was wearing a white, knee-length sundress with narrow shoulder
straps. Grinning toothily, she beckoned Ellie and Jason to come in.
* * *
Despite herself, Ellie was a bit awed by the luxurity and size of the ancient manor as the
fox led them through the entryway. Following the vixen and Jason in, Ellie realized that the
Duchess was an unusually small fox, not even a full head taller than the cat. Of course, that still
meant she could have comfortably rested her forearm on Ellie's head with her shoulder at a
forty-five degree angle. The vixen led them to a room with light yellow walls and royal blue
carpet illuminated by a sparkling silver chandelier.
The vixen sat in one of the light blue armchairs and motioned to the matching sofa to her
left, "Have a seat, and we'll get this all straightened out," she requested amicably.
They sat down, Jason closer to the vixen. Ellie reached her hand into her bag to feel her
handgun. They didn't know whether the Duchess was aware of her employees' actions, but it
paid to be ready to defend yourself, particularly when you were a two and a half pound rabbit.
"Now, what is it you think Wolfie has been up to?"
"We don't think; we know," Ellie stated. "And he's had help. Witnesses have reported at
least two perpetrators."
"What do you 'know' he's done then," the vixen asked patiently.
"He's been kidnapping and brutally murdering prey," Ellie stated bluntly. "First, there was
a teenage rabbit, Daniel Planter. Then there was a squirrel named Jack something or other, and
then there was another squirrel and her two children, all brutally murdered, tortured even except
the children. Am I missing any, Jason?"
"There was that body we found by the river," he murmured.
"Right, but Tom didn't think that was related."
The vixen frowned concernedly, "This sounds like simply dreadful business, but I can't
imagine it's anything Wolfie would get up to. He's rather gentle actually."
"He was seen kidnapping Bartholomew Potter," Ellie insisted. "And he matches the
description given by witnesses from the scenes of the other crimes."
"We're not saying you knew or had anything to do with it, Ma'am," Jason added. "But can
you think of anywhere he might have brought his victims? We need to act as quickly as
possible. We haven't found Mr. Potter's body yet, so he may still be alive. He may be hidden
somewhere on your estate. Can you think of anywhere that could be?"
The vixen gave them a curious look, "Is this Bartholomew Potter a brown rabbit about
this tall?" She held her right hand at her mid chest level.
Ellie and Jason exchanged a quick glance.
"I'm not sure of his height, but he is brown," Jason answered carefully.
Ellie pulled Mr. Potter's photo out of her pocket and handed it to Jason, who passed it to
the Duchess. The Duchess accepted it and examined it, her mouth spreading in a smile.
"That's Bart alright," she piped. "He has quite a lovely smile. I think I'll keep this." She
tucked the photo into the bosom of her dress.
"You've seen him then?! He's here?!" Ellie inquired urgently.
The vixen smiled at them patronizingly. "I'm terribly sorry to disappoint you, but you've
gotten almost everything wrong. Wolfie hasn't killed anyone, and Bart is my guest. I can show
you to him if you like."
"Wha?! Your guest?!" Ellie yelped. Nonplussed, she was at a complete loss of how to
integrate this new information. Could we have been that wrong? Could this have nothing to do
with the murders? It's just some sort of misunderstanding? "We, uh, we'd like to see him if that's
alright. His wife is very worried," she muttered awkwardly.
The vixen hopped up, "No problem, he's right this way!" she declared cheerfully.
She led them back out into the entryway. A second wolverine was now stationed outside
the sitting room with 'Wolfie', and the Duchess gave them a nod as she trotted by. Two 'badger-
like' wolverines, how can this be a coincidence?
The wolverines followed a short distance behind as the Duchess led them down the
curving stone staircase to the basement level. A heavy metal door separated the bottom of the
staircase from the rest of the basement. The Duchess shoved open the door to reveal a large
room that was strikingly incongruent with that of the stately, luxurious house they'd seen so far.
The floor was smooth cement while the far wall and the walls to the right and left were
composed of ancient-looking stones with crumbling mortar. The wall behind them was obviously
much newer and constructed of cinder blocks, and another cinder block construction extended
two-thirds of the way into the room on the left side but fell short of the high ceiling. The ceiling
was unfinished with pipes and ventilation shafts showing, and long bars of bright lights hung,
stretching from one side of the room to the other. Whereas the rest of the house had smelled of
dank stone and musty wood, the acrid smell of antiseptic permeated this room. There were
three visible entrances to the room, all with heavy metal doors: the one they had passed
through, a second door just to their right on the wall behind them, and a third door in the right
wall. On the far wall was a long concrete counter with a sink, an assortment of surgical
equipment, and a small cage. In the middle of the room, directly in front of them, was a
stainless-steel surgery table, and tied to the table was what was left of Bartholomew Potter.
The vixen skipped across the room to the mutilated rabbit and stroked his head. Ellie
could barely stand to look at him. He was missing a foot on one leg, and the other was
amputated at the knee. Both of his hands appeared to be missing fingers, and Ellie didn't even
want to think about the raggedly stitched incision in his abdomen.
"Bart! You have friends here to visit you!" the Duchess chirped. "I think they're here to
rescue you!"
The rabbit only gurgled weakly in response.
The Duchess turned back to Jason and Ellie, "Poor Bart. He's almost all used up," she
explained wistfully. Her mouth spread in a toothy grin, "But I've never had replacements waltz
right into my home before! This is quite an exciting development!"
Ellie drew her handgun and pointed it at the fox, "You're sick! Get away from him before
I fill you with lead!"
The vixen grinned wildly, "You might want to consider your friend's predicament before
you pull the trigger!"
Ellie turned her head cautiously, ready to turn and shoot if the vixen tried anything. She
almost dropped her gun in shock: the second wolverine was holding Jason against his chest
with a knife pressed to Jason's throat. "Jason!" she gasped.
He looked back at her fearfully. Ellie quickly turned and aimed her gun at the Duchess'
forehead.
"Hurt him, and she dies!"
"It seems we've reached an impasse," the Duchess stated calmly.
For a moment, Ellie agreed, but then she remembered that Tom had insisted on telling
Lily where they were going. The police were on their way.
She narrowed her eyes to glare at the loathsome fox, "We told the police where we were
going. They'll be here any minute. You're finished, Your Grace."
The vixen grinned, "Did you really?! I must congratulate you! You've truly
outmaneuvered me!"
Ellie wasn't sure if the fox didn't believe her or was simply too insane to care about the
consequences of her actions. If it were the former, she'd be finding out otherwise in a matter of
minutes. Ellie pricked her ears. Was that the sound of sirens? She listened carefully: the
whirring sirens became clearer and clearer until she was sure the fox could hear them too. Ellie
glared at the vixen, daring her to repeat her mocking congratulations.
The vixen smiled back and gave a little shrug, "Looks like I'm caught," she stated lightly.
BAM! The door flew in and slammed against the wall. Lily stood in the door, handgun
drawn, with a uniformed weasel and otter on her right and left. Both also had their guns drawn.
"Drop your weapons and keep your hands where I can see them!" the bobcat yowled.
The wolverine holding Jason complied immediately, dropping the knife and releasing
Jason to put his hands on his own head. Ellie kept her gun on the vixen.
"About time!" Ellie called. "Someone get Mr. Potter into an ambulance!"
"That means you, rabbit!" Lily growled.
Ellie gave her a puzzled glance.
"Drop your gun!" the bobcat commanded.
"You see what's going on here, don't you?!" Ellie protested. "We caught this monster red
handed! She's the one who's been murdering prey, and she was in the middle of murdering
another one!"
Lily aimed her gun at Ellie. "Drop it," she growled.
Ellie hesitated, and the bobcat growled dangerously. Tom emerged, pushing his way
between the officers, and hurried across the room toward Ellie, stopping a few steps away.
"Slide the gun to me, Ellie," he requested softly.
Ellie glanced warily at the bobcat again before addressing the ferret, "You see what's
going on here, don't you? We caught the serial killer!"
He nodded, "I see that. Please slide me the gun."
Ellie crouched down to set the gun on the cement floor and slid it to the ferret. He leaned
down and picked it up gingerly. As soon as Tom had the gun, Lily strode across the room to
Jason and sucker punched him in the stomach. He collapsed to the floor with a groan.
"What are you doing?!" Ellie screamed. She began to dart toward them, but a strong
hand with sharp claws caught her under the chin; she felt the razor blade of a scalpel touch her
throat.
"Now this is quite the development, isn't it, Dear?" the vixen intoned in her ear.
Lily glared at Ellie before turning back to Jason's prone form. The wolverine who had
been holding him had placed his foot on Jason's neck, and Lily winced.
"You're such an idiot, Jason," Lily growled. "I told you to stay out of it. Did it ever occur to
you it was for your own good?"
"What do you mean?! You knew the whole time?!" Ellie yelled in protest.
Lily turned back to glare at her, "Of course I knew, you dolt!" she snarled.
"Then what?! You're in on it?! You're her accomplice?!"
"No, it has nothing to do with me," Lily growled.
"But you're letting her get away with it!" Ellie shot back.
"She's not doing anything illegal," Lily grumbled.
Ellie stared at the bobcat in baffled disbelief, "What are you talking about?! She's
murdering people! Of course that's illegal!"
"Of course it's illegal if you do it," the vixen taunted. "When I do it, it's perfectly legal
because I say so."
"That's nonsense!" Ellie protested. "That's not how the law works! Everyone is equal
under the law! It's in the constitution!"
"Of course that's what we let you think, Dear," the vixen answered smugly. "But in reality,
I own you. It's my birthright. The only person who can take that away is the King, and Frederick
rather likes me."
"The King knows!" Ellie gasped.
The vixen caressed Ellie's face with the hand holding her head, "He has more important
things to think about, but he understands hereditary rights. He gives me leeway to rule as I see
fit."
Ellie stared at Lily desperately, "You can't agree with this!"
"She's telling the truth," Lily grumbled. "Do you think I like it? The law is the law."
Ellie turned to Tom, "Tom! You can't agree! You have my gun! Shoot her! Don't worry
about hitting me! She's a monster!"
The ferret glanced at the gun in his hand. "I, I'm sorry, Ellie. I can't," he moaned
miserably.
"You can! Point it at her head and pull the trigger!"
The ferret raised the gun in their direction, arm shaking uncontrollably. Lily quickly strode
across the room toward him, and he jerked the gun in her direction.
She stopped and snarled, "Go on. Do it."
Whole body shaking, the ferret jerked the gun back toward Ellie and the vixen. Lily
bounded the last few steps and shoved his arm out wide. He didn't resist further as she took the
gun from his hand. Ellie's heart sank into her stomach as their last chance of escape
disappeared.
"I-I'm sorry, Ellie," he choked.
Lily slapped him, knocking his head to the side, "You're an idiot too! And a coward! I told
you not to get civilians involved!"
"I-I swear I didn't know, Ellie!" Tom whimpered. "Not until I told Lily where you were
going. I tried to get you to wait until we got here!"
"You can leave anytime you like, Officer," the Duchess instructed calmly. "We'll take
good care of these two."
Lily looked at Jason and winced again, "Sorry, Jason. I tried to stop you." She glared at
Ellie and snarled, "You deserve it, rabbit. I wish I could be here when you get what's coming to
you!"
She jerked her head toward the door, and the other officers turned and started back up
the stairs. She followed them. Tom hesitated.
"Would you like to stay too?" the Duchess offered cheerfully.
Tom raced after Lily. The door slammed shut behind them, leaving Ellie and Jason in the
clutches of the murderous fox and her henchmen.
"Boots-y!" the vixen called.
Zeus, she's completely insane. However, the vixen's call was answered as thunderous
clomping began to echo from beyond the cinder block wall. The door to the right of the stairs
swung open, and a gigantic beast, fully clothed in a black tuxedo and heavy boots stomped into
the room. Ellie's ears laid back in horror as the monstrous creature approached her and the
vixen.
"Hold onto this one, will you, Bootsy?" the vixen piped.
The beast crouched down, still towering above both of them, and the vixen released Ellie
and shoved her toward his titanic waiting arms. Frozen with fear, Ellie didn't even dare to resist
as the creature scooped her up in one arm. He took away her satchel and slipped it in a
cavernous pocket. Then tucking her legs underneath her and her head into the crook of his
elbow, the beast sandwiched Ellie between his massive arms. He held her firmly, firmly yet
surprisingly gently. He petted her laid-back ears with the hand on top. The vixen trotted over
beside Mr. Potter and stroked his head.
"I'm sorry, Bart," she crooned. "I'm afraid your friends weren't able to rescue you."
He whimpered.
"Shh, I've decided to let you go now."
The vixen lifted the scalpel up to Bartholomew's neck, and with a swift movement,
opened his carotid artery. He jerked once as blood spurted forth and then lay still, the blood
pooling around him.
"Bye-bye, Bart," the vixen whispered.
Ellie choked out a sob of horror and despair, and the heavy arms squeezed her but
again gently enough so as not to hurt her.
"Take those two to the cell," the vixen instructed.
The wolverines lifted Jason to his feet, yanked the phone out of his holster, and each
holding an arm, marched him over toward the cinder block construction. The beast followed with
Ellie. The larger wolverine pulled open a heavy metal door on the front side of the rectangular
construction to reveal a cell. They shoved Jason inside, and the beast gently set Ellie inside
after him. The creature would have had difficulty squeezing through the door himself as he
stood taller than the entire cell. The larger wolverine slammed the door, and Ellie heard the lock
slide into place. She looked around the cell: a short distance from the corner nearest and to the
left of the door, a metal slab with a thin mat was attached to the wall adjacent that with the door.
Heavy chains attached farther up the wall helped support the slab though it was securely
embedded in the wall and likely could have supported even the beast's weight even without the
chains. On the opposite wall were a sink and toilet, and at the corner farthest from the door,
several heavy steel loops and hooks were embedded in the wall and ceiling. Ellie didn't want to
think about what their purpose was.
"I'm so sorry, Ellie."
Ellie turned to Jason, who was sitting slouched over on the slab.
"This is all my fault. I wanted to tell Fitzie, and I got caught. If you'd been by yourself-"
"I might have shot one or two of them before the others ripped me apart," Ellie
concluded.
Jason frowned, "Still, you would have had a chance without-"
"You couldn't have known!" Ellie cut him off. "There was no way you could have known
that Lily was that corrupt! Letting a murderer run rampant because she has a title!"
"What if what she said was true?" he muttered. "What if it isn't illegal so long as the
Duchess does it?"
"Would you have remained a police officer if you found out that was the 'law'?" Ellie
demanded.
"N-no! It's monstrous! No one should be above the law like that! How is it even law if it's
subject to the whims of some fox?"
"Exactly. You wouldn't uphold the law if you knew it was unjust. Lily knows it's a farce,
and she's not doing anything to change it; she's upholding injustice simply because someone
slapped the label 'law' on it."
Jason looked at his feet despondently, "Still, I'm sorry it had to end like this, Ellie. I don't
think there's such a thing as an afterlife or rebirth, but if there is, I hope we meet again."
"It's not over yet, Jason!"
Jason looked around the small cement room. "I don't see a way out of here. We're just
waiting until, until she decides to." He swallowed. "I'd do anything to spare you from that, Ellie,
but I don't see that there's anything I can do."
"Someone may come to rescue us! Tom got away! He can't agree with this! He'll bring
others, raid the estate if he has to!"
"He couldn't even shoot her when what she'd done was staring him right in the face, not
even to save his friends. He'll assume we're already dead and justify his inaction that way."
"Someone will find out! Someone will miss us!"
"Whatever Lily says will be the official story. I'm sure she'll think of some reason for our
disappearance, and it won't be that we're being tortured to death by the Duchess."
"You're wrong, Jason! Someone will come through! Tom or Katya or even Joe!"
Jason shook his head, "I wish I could believe that, Ellie."
Ellie crossed the room and sat beside him, putting her hand on his leg. "If this is the end,
then I'm glad I have my sweet kitty beside me. Somehow, we'll get through this, Jason, but if we
don't, then I'm glad for the time we had together, even now when things look hopeless."
Jason grasped her hand, and she squeezed his back. This won't be the end. We'll get
out of here somehow. It was something Ellie had to believe.
* * *
Rita watched Boots as he untied Bart's body from the table to clean things up. Wolfgang
and Johann would dispose of it somewhere people could enjoy Rita's handiwork.
"Maybe I ought to tie you down sometime, eh, Bootsy?" she teased.
The human blanched, "M-mistress?!"
Rita giggled, "Heeheehee, don't worry, Bootsy. I wouldn't cut up my favorite masseur.
But how do you like our new guests? Quite exciting how they're dropping in by themselves now,
yes?"
"The bunny is cute," Boots murmured.
"But not as cute as me, eh, Boots?"
"Of course not, Mistress!"
"Smart answer, Boots; it's no wonder I keep you around. However, I was more interested
in your opinion on the cat. As you know, I don't generally enjoy offing my fellow carnivores,
especially a fine specimen like this one."
"What are you going to do then, Mistress?"
"I'll just have to think of something special for our guests this time, Bootsy."
While Boots finished cleaning up, Rita went to the cell, followed by Wolfgang and
Johann. She unlocked the door and stepped through first.
"How are you two doing in here?" she chirped. "I don't think we've been properly
introduced yet. My name's Rita though you can call me Your Grace. Why don't you tell me a
little about yourselves?"
In reply, the rabbit jumped up off the bed and charged at her, "How about fuck you, fox!"
Rita quickly stepped to the side, and Johann barreled forward to block the rabbit,
catching her by the arm.
"Tsk, tsk, what did I just tell you? That's 'fuck you, Your Grace.'" She jerked her head to
Johann, "Bring her over to me."
"No! Please don't hurt her! I'll do anything!" the cat yowled desperately.
Rita gave him a dubious look. "We'll see about that," she stated matter-of-factly.
Johann held the rabbit in front of her, grasping the rabbit tightly by both arms. Rita
reached forward and pinched at the rabbit's white blouse.
"You won't be needing any adornments in here." She nodded to Johann.
Johann grasped the shirt on either side and ripped it open, a few buttons flying off in the
process. He yanked it off and tossed it away before grabbing hold of the rabbit's arms again.
Rita tranced a claw down the rabbit's torso.
"Now, tell me a little bit about yourself."
The rabbit stared at her in silent rage.
"No?" She turned to Wolfgang, "Rough the cat up a bit."
"My name's Ellie," the rabbit answered quickly.
Rita held her hand up to stop Wolfgang. "Go on."
"Jason and I are private inspectors. We were hired by Ms. Potter to, to," she looked
down despairingly.
Rita patted her cheek. "You made an excellent attempt," she consoled. "No one's ever
had a gun on me before. You ought to be proud you did so well."
"You killed all of them, didn't you?" the rabbit muttered. "That's what you meant when
you said we got it almost entirely wrong: you killed them, not the wolverine."
"And the muskrat you thought I didn't kill though that wasn't my best work to be honest.
That's why I had Wolfgang and Johann dispose of him in the river."
"What about Alfred Garmann?"
"Who?"
"The vole who went missing last week?"
"Oh yes, now I remember. Hmm, I suppose I can't really take credit for that one.
Larchwood's stomach did the job there. Of course, he wouldn't have done it if I didn't tell him to,
but still, not really my doing."
"And you're going to do the same to us?"
Rita booped the rabbit's nose, "That's a surprise!" she teased. "I hope you like
surprises!" She turned to Wolfgang. "Go ahead and take off his clothes too, and then we'll
leave."
Wolfgang roughly removed the cat's collar, tie, and empty holster. Rita walked to the
door, collecting the blouse on the way. She sniffed it and leered at the rabbit with her best
ravenous grin before trotting through the open door. Wolfgang shoved the cat away to follow
her, but he shoved him a bit hard, causing the cat to fall forward and end up sprawled on the
floor. Johann released the rabbit to follow Rita, and the rabbit rushed over to help the cat up.
Rita watched in amusement from the other side of the threshold.
"Have fun with your kitty friend!" she quipped before slamming the door shut and locking
it. "All of this excitement has worked up an appetite," she declared. "Let's go see what Gustav
has planned for dinner." She trotted towards the stairs with Wolfgang and Johann following
more slowly behind. Her new guests certainly were going to be all kinds of fun.