Regularly Irregular
A vore story featuring some familiar faces, one of which falls for a wolf and wants to keep him closer than a kiss could ever do.
Whew boy I took quite the break from posting to other websites. Everything seems to be on fire and so instead of panicing I've decided to spread out and see where things go from here. Under a new name because wow, indentity sure is a bitch, eh? Anyway, this was commissioned to me by an annonymous individual quite a while back. A fun story involving mordecai and rigby getting in some lewd shenanigans with a
Detective work is no easy feat. Euqram knew this at his heart and soul, every assignment he was given by his agency was always risky business. Clients of indeterminable personalities, crime bosses, crime scenes, it was always something intense. The details he was given on this case were flimsy but he knew what he was after. The bright white fur that covered Euqram's body flowed with the wind as he headed towards a park. His sharingan eyes darted back and forth wildly. The tall black steel fence surrounded every corner of this contained park, tall lush trees, bushes, grass all within this cage. The wolf looked sternly around the perimeter, and Euqram began writing something within a notebook. Quickly moving his head back and forth the wolf went back to jotting down more notes.
He put that notebook back into his right pocket of the gray coat he wore. He continued to walk until he reached what seemed like an entrance. A white archway 'Park' etched into the wooden sign held by the pillars. The wolf silently nodded before entering through, he peered around not seeing much of anyone. He remains focused while he wanders aimlessly, searching for any signs of clues. Then he spots a blue lanky bird holding a rake with a frustrated expression on their black beak.
"Hey! You're Mordecai, right!?" Euqram shouted and watched the bird turn to face him.
"How do you know my name, dude?" Mordecai's puzzled expression and cautious eyes met the wolf's. His eyes quickly scanned up and down Euqram's slender frame. A million questions bounced through the bluejay's mind. "I am Euqram, I need your help. I am after a person named Gideon. I have some information that they were last seen here. And I also need to be shown around this place. And I was told you would be willing to help by a private informant." The wolf spoke with a stern voice and pulled out his badge showing it to the bluejay. Mordecai's expression turned from confused to beaming within moments! "Woah! Dude! That's awesome! Are you like a secret spy or something!? Like from one of those action movies!?" His hands let go of the rake, he was awestruck by the 'badass' wolf before him. "Nothing fancy like that. I gather evidence, I get the job done and I get paid. It's not the highest pay but I love what I do. Anyways, do you have a spare employee uniform or anything like that? I have heard your boss can be a bit of a hardass." Euqram deflects with confidence. "Hey rigby!" Mordecai shouts out. A shorter raccoon walks towards the two with an annoyed look on his face.
"Don't need to be so loud. What do you want anyways!? Who is this dude!?" Rigby had a suspecting squint towards the wolf. "Hear this! This dude is like a secret agent..." Euqram's ears twitch "Detective." Mordecai blushes. "Detective, and he needs our help mapping out the park and finding a criminal! Oh and do you know if we have any spare uniforms?" The bluejay eagerly exclaimed as his face was bright red. "Ohhh I know that look, someone has a crushhhh!" Rigby smirks widely. "What!? I do not, dude!" Mordecai huffs out and puts his arms to his sides."Uhuh, just tell him how you feel already. Also, we don't have uniforms, dude. Remember when Benson tried to get us to wear those ugly things!? He pretty much immediately scrapped it when we refused to wear them! His face was SO red! It was hilarious!" The raccoon rattled on without much thought. "Dude! Don't embarrass me like this! Ugh! You're right though, we don't wear much of anything, do we?" Euqram looks briefly to realize that neither were wearing anything. "Ahem, so, before we head out further to the park, I will ask again. Have either of you heard of Gideon? Obese brown wolf in a suit?" The two look at each other and seem to think about it. Mordecai shrugs and Rigby's eyes widen. "Ohhhh! I THINK I saw him around here before! Not sure where he went though. We could look around the park!" The wolf rubs the back of his head and sighs softly. "Okay, let's go where you last saw him." A sense of doubt crawled through Euqram as if he was being led on in order to stay here. "Awesome, follow me guys!" Rigby excitedly darted towards a pathway leading towards a massive building. "Try not to fall behind, dude." Mordecai followed close behind along with the wolf as his weary eyes were affixed towards the building.
The wolf reached the large house, painted in teal, white entryway, dark gray roof. "O-Okay, where is he? I don't see any comically large holes in this building or something that seems awry." Euqram realized the two were already heading inside the building. His squint sunk deeper into his scrunched face of dismay. A dejected acceptance that there was going to be some level of insanity if he walked through that door. The wolf could feel it in his bones that moving forward would likely be his worst mistake. A thought crossed his mind about the bluejay, a blush crawled across his face. "Whatever, I don't have any other leads." His heavy feet walked up the stairs before entering inside. Mordecai and Rigby were firmly planted on the couch. "So, did Gideon squeeze through the television into whatever game you're playing?" A furrowed frustrated eyebrow sunk into Euqram's annoyed expression. Mordecai looked at the wolf, his heart was practically beating through his chest, a massive blush on his face as he put down the controller. "I am sorry, dude. Let me help you find him." The bluejay was practically swooning. A firm blush planted on the bluejay's face as he looked at Euqram. "Alright. We're going to look around the interior first. Lead the way you know the layout better than I do." Mordecai smirked as he got off the couch. "Watch and learn, dude." Euqram gave an amused smile in return, following the confident bird.
They wandered around the interior of the building. No particular clues of interest arised, rooms with nothing of note, and then they reached the upstairs. Mordecai opened a door, a bed, a pile of clothes, and a few posters. Euqram gave the bluejay a confused look. "This is your room I assume? What are we doing here?" Mordecai looked at the wolf, an even brighter blush. His whole face might as well have been engulfed in a deep shade of red. "I uh, dude. I didn't want to say this in front of Rigby. But umm, I love you man!" Euqram looked almost disappointed. "Have you been lying to me just to go on a date with me?" The bluejay halted at those words. His flustered face glittering every word with guilt. "N-no! I swear I saw him around this house...but I guess he's gone now. I am sorry. I got carried away. You're so cool dude! I feel chills just being around you! That's why I am falling for you!" Mordecai brushed his arm against his other, looking down at the floorboards. "So that's why you've been as red as a tomato. Well, I am flattered." The wolf's tail thrashed back and forth happily, a blush sprawling on his face. "For now, I want to continue investigating. Maybe when I am done we can have a dinner date and see if you really love me." Euqram smirks as he heads out of the room. The bluejay follows close behind the playful wolf, eyeing that body with a lustful gaze.
Searching with newfound vigor the wolf had exited the massive home and looked out to the park with Mordecai."So, do you have any other ideas where he might be?" Euqram's once playful expression turned to a more serious demeanor. "N-No clue, could've sworn he was inside our place the last time I saw him! But I do know this park, dude, I think if we keep looking we might find something!" The wolf immediately sighs, realizing at best they'd be aimlessly wandering around the massive park. In the pit of his stomach, something was crying out within him, his expression becoming dejected. A hopeless sense of defeat painted his eyes to the ground for a moment. "I swear I will help you find him, dude! I know he's still here!" Desperation filled the bluejay's words. "Let's look around, take me to points of interest, maybe we will find footprints or something." Doubt sowed heavily into each word, Euqram wove with such sadness. "I'm serious, dude!" Mordecai had a frustrated look. "Follow me. I promise we'll find something!" The bird's stomach grumbled impatiently for a moment. It was a quiet enough sound that Euqram didn't hear it as he begrudgingly followed the bluejay. They trudged through the park together as that grumbling bird gut grew louder with impatience. Euqram finally began to notice it as he scanned around a snack stand for clues. "Well, looks like we're at a good place to stop, maybe we can eat some food here. Take a little break. You sure sound hungry!" He chuckles softly, looking towards the shabby shack. "Dude, I've gotta admit that we haven't filled that up in ages. Barely anyone comes to this park. Though I do think I see a snack, someone I should keep close." Mordecai's eyes look at the wolf as he smirks. Euqram was taken aback by the bird stating something so bewildering as a matter-of-fact. "Ha-ha, very funny Mordecai. I'm a wolf, you're a bird, if anyone would be on the menu it would be yo-" His words halted by the bluejay turning around and smothering the wolf's face with his fat ass cheeks!
Before Euqram's world quickly shifted from the vibrant park to that smothering darkness. His paws attempted to push back against that ass. Those plump, voluptuous cheeks were bubbly, it wasn't noticeable at first, the wolf was focused on his assignment. But now with all that force trying to cave in on his head. This moment made it all the more apparent. He attempted to desperately push back against the eclipsing rump. His hands bashed and bounced against the bubbly butt.
It was all for naught as his head and hands slipped inside the bird's thick bowels. His head and shoulders quickly encased by the warmth of Mordecai's insides. The slickness of that hole, of the bowels. He might as well have been coated in a thick vat of lubricant with how easily and snugly the wolf fit inside. On top of that was the shifting weight from the bluejay's backside, the wolf couldn't help but wonder in the back of his mind if that gluttonous Gideon had met a similar fate. That sidetracked thought was quickly dashed by the more literally pressing matter. That thick hole was engulfing more of Euqram's face! He pushed around the interior with his fingers hoping to hit a bad spot within the sensitive bowels. It only made Mordecai squeal with delight!
Entrapped in layers of thick, pulsating, ravenous flesh he tried to make a desperate holler."MPPHHH! MMRRFF!" As the wolf shouted trying to ach out some sort of pleas to be let go. His desperate howls were merely muffled under the heaps of flesh. "Mmmn just relax, dude, you're going to be a bird's pudge soon enough." The bluejay's pleased expression spoke a thousand words as the wolf slid up his tight insides. Each confined clench sucking up his meager meal. His body bulged out with the writhing wolf. Those bowels were completely cramped, the muscles propelling him upwards in a slimy fashion. The deep guttural sounds of bird's bowels squelched out other sensations. Each sloppy sound booms in the wolf's ears with such a merciless reverberation. His eyes shut heavily as his expression contorted with a wince. The sounds were a natural confirmation he was becoming bird food! Euqram couldn't make such an acceptance, every inch of his body wanted to fight. His flailing movements bumped and bounced to more moaning from his predator.
The deep heat beat down on the matted fur of Euqram's form contained by the layers of flesh. He tried to desperately utter some sort of form of reconsideration. "RRFFTT!! MMRRFF! MMRR!" Hopelessness sunk into his heart as he realized the bird was moaning in pleasure even louder. Yet every ounce of energy he had was being pumped into his wiggling! Just as his body was being pumped through the slick walls of Mordecai's hungry insides. The wolf's writhing brought out more heavy, lewd, lusty moans from the bluejay. It made it all the more defeating that each attempt just wasted away more energy from Euqram's exhausted self. The tight pockets of air made it no more helpful in his attempt to escape. Beating and pounding against the stomach walls with as much force as he could muster, the wolf wasn't giving up despite only furthering his predator's pleasure.
The juices were sloshing around within the caustic chamber, the guttural groan of bird's belly echoed through the wolf's ears. His eyes still firmly shut trying to avoid getting the melting mixture in his eyes. His upper torso fully made its way inside the bubbling chyme, the wolf's legs shortly followed suit amongst the confines. The clutching spasms that had brought Euqram inside finally ceased but the gut was no better replacement. The fleshy, slippery walls within clutched tightly around the wolf's body. It didn't hurt at the very least, it was more like a very tight and compact hug. "Mmm there you go, dude. Right where you belong, part of me." Mordecai's fingers massaged around his taut stomach. Each digit circling around the writhing mass. A firm blush formed around the bluejay's expression while his stomach sagged. "I wonder how fat you're going to make my ass, dude. Mmm, given how much I love you, I bet even Rigby is going to start staring!" before he could continue the wolf bellowed out! "MMMPHH!" Euqram wasn't as pleased with his situation, disoriented, secreted within chyme. Struggling to escape the compact clutches of the gut. Nothing seemed to bear any fruit in his attempts to escape. Forced to listen to the guttural cacophony of noise as it sings vibrantly and hungrily. Euqram's body was beginning to melt into the bubbling pit. His form was losing shape steadily. "LET ME GO!" He hollers with desperation, with vigor despite the weakening state of his body. "No way, I want you more than anything!" Mordecai huffed as his hands continued to massage into the doughy pudge. The bird watching those imprints within his gut slowly grow weaker. "Can you feel it, dude? We're gonna be together pretty soon. Just relax." Euqram heard those cooing words of affection but couldn't settle down for a moment. Even as his movements were being hindered by his body sluggishly melding into goopy pudge,his determined will fought on.
Inevitably eventually took its claim on the wolf's worthless struggles. Euqram was no longer, now, he was a goopy mesh of gut slush that merely shifted around while Mordecai sighed. "There we go hun, now you're always going to be a part of me, you're gonna make me look so sexy, dude." Murmuring in the euphoric afterglow, the bluejay caressed his body as he watched it grow in girth. Mostly his ass, that bubbly heft of feathers bulking out, hips growing wider. The plump rump continued to bounce and wiggle as he huffed with delight. "Damn dude, you're going right to my hips!" His weary face didn't show an inch of distraught emotions. No, he reveled in it, his hands needily rubbed around his cheeks feeling it pad out with each inch. His stomach began to sag out a few inches to the front as well. "Mmm, well, guess it's only fair I got you, I think your guy got eaten by one of us. Especially since I love you, dude. You get to be mine, my meal, my curves. I think this is a far better form for you, dude." Overwhelmed with thoughts and feelings while his body bulked out from with refined and alluring curves. Rigby had gotten worried about the two and walked outside, his jaw dropped when he saw the bluejay. Flabbergasted, utterly astonished by the sight upon his eyes. The raccoon's lips quivered, eyes widened, heart racing, beating like a chaotic drum.
A deep red hue smeared across the flustered raccoon staring at that nude, voluptuous figure, awestruck in the raw beauty of his friend. "D-dude!? You're...incredible. How did you get like that man? Where did Euqram go? Did he dump you?" The raccoon's arms flailed around widely, his eyes darting around that curvy body. Rigby whined with every glance and watched the bluejay move toward him.
Mordecai turned around with a wide grin on his face and a toothy smile to boot. "No way dude, actually he and I just got married. You see, he loved me so much that he wanted to marry my insides. Engaged with my ass for all of time. No one will ever be able to separate us." A warm smile spread across the bluejay's beak. "H-he's gone? Just like that?" Rigby said, almost whimpering. "He will always be here with us." Mordecai shook his fat ass, the cheeks clapped together. A jumbling heap of flustered words scrambled out of the racoon's mouth. "I-uh-heh-wuh-huff-he-ho-ah-gosh." Rigby's hands covered his face as those genuine words turned him on. "D-do you think m-maybe we could..." the raccoon's fingers nervously twiddled between each other. "I think Euqram would be open to a poly relationship, what do you think, dude?" The bluejay smirked and shook his massive rear once more. The cheeks clapped together around with a loud thud. "I think that's a 'yes', dude." The bird's overwhelming confidence made the raccoon practically into a puddle. Whimpering and jittering out incomprehensible noises.Unable to say any sort of words. Mordecai calmly walked over to his new partner. A wide smirk on his beak full of newfound lust.