Free Meal Deal
How would you react if you got a free dinner meeting with your favorite musician? Kerik for one was overjoyed to meet the drummer of his favorite metal bands. What he didn't expect was that HE was the dinner plans for a very hungry elephant.
"Ya here for dinner or ya just gonna stand there and block the sun?" Spiritusk looked towards Kerik tiredly. The red hawk brushed his hand against his arm while looking toward the gray elephant. Finally the bird's gray beak tip opened to speak.
"No way! It's actually you! Spiritusk! I'm a huge fan of your drumming! Also, yeah I'm here because I won the contest! So, what will we be eating!?" Kerik chirped excitedly. His brown pupils wide with glee; the elephant gave a wily smirk in return.
"Haha, guess someone came after all! Ash is gonna owe me later. As for you, c'mere. You're gonna be my dinner." Spiritusk's deep voice made those words rugged yet flirtatiously smooth. Spreading like a wildfire a blush burned onto the hawk's face.
"Wait YOU want ME to be your dinner!? You guys wrote the song 'I Fuckin' Hate The Taste Of Birds'! I'm a bird! Are you sure I won't ruin your day by tasting bad?" The hawk pointed to himself. A blush sat atop his beak once more as slight confusion appeared along his face. Spiritusk shrugged.
"Yeah, we wrote that one because some fatass snack ruined a perfectly good photo I was gonna take for Ash. I think they were a bird, it pissed me off. Anyway, food is food no matter how fuckin' gross it is. Again, c'mere, don't make this shit hard." The elephant lazily flicked an inviting finger forward. Spiritusk opened his maw, the drool laden, pulsing, fleshy abyss stares back at the hawk's admiring gaze.
Kerik stood there for a moment processing the words the elephant had said. "Well, since you insist." A giggle came from the hawk. The elephant practically rolled his eyes and stamped his foot impatiently. Without further hesitation, Kerik pushed his hands down onto the elephant's thick tongue.
An impatient gulp swiftly followed, the elephant's internal muscles tugged Kerik's hands forward. The hawk didn't struggle one bit, the continued gulping pushed his head, arms, and shoulders within the elephant's gullet. Gulp after greedy gulp Kerik's upper body tunneled inside that esophagus. Undulating muscles squeezed and pressed the bird closer towards the elephant's groaning gut.
A handful of swift swallows and Kerik's entire figure fit compactly within the stomach. Tight flesh enveloped the hawk's world in complete darkness. Chyme pumped around the bird's figure, his body squirmed involuntarily. Yet, despite his perilous condition a wide smile stayed on the bird's beak.
"Ya know, you're a fucking dumbass right? You're gonna die, and like that other bird you tasted like shit! Ash is gonna need to- URRAPPPPP! Write a whole 'nother song. 'Don't fuckin' eat birds'!" The elephant groaned. Those sharp nasty crass words bellowed through the stomach walls. Digestion slightly picked up and Kerik's feathers began to fall off into the dissolving muck.
"Fuck...it burns. It feels like my body is being squeezed by a trash compactor." A slightly fearful chirp escaped the hawk's beak. The elephant's ears twitched at the sound within his gut and he slapped his hand onto his gut. The thunderous sound boomed to the moderately squirmy hawk. Kerik gasped, the stomach's vice-like grip wrapped tightly around his torso. The hawk gagged and wheezed as the grip grew tighter and tighter.
CRUNCH! Kerik's ribcage collapsed and shattered under the pressure! The bird couldn't even find room to squeeze out a whimper of pain. Agony ran through Kerik's senses and yet the bird's loins stiffened. "So, dumbass, are you regretting agreeing to this yet? Hurry up and fuckin' digest already; I don't wanna waste the whole damn day!" The elephant stared daggers at his thick and shifting stomach.
Kerik attempted to rub his cock into the flesh to no avail. The folds of the stomach flesh abruptly managed to clutch around his arm. CRACK! His arm contorted in a way it shouldn't have. A stinging numbness cracked through the hawk's battered body while his muscles began to slough off. Kerik's consciousness fluttered back and forth, pain and pleasure intertwined in his final moments. CRICK! The bird's neck snapped, his life snuffed out like a candle in the wind.
Time flew by, the hawk sizzled away into a stewing collective of shattered bones. Spiritusk's expression couldn't further exude frustration. Sluggishly his fat ass wobbled off the chair and back into the bus. "Fuckin' hell, Ash. I should've fuckin' listened to you and stayed away from those damn birds. Spent my whole night churning this idiot who flung himself into my jaws!" The elephant groaned. Ash patted the elephant's shoulder in an attempt to comfort the massive man.
"Well at least that's one less moron in this world. Hope the stupid snack will feel nice as a pile of turds." Ash smirked and caressed Spiritusk's stomach. The dalmatian's tail thrashed back and forth squeezing that gut a bit. Ash's hands kneaded into the sagging heft and admired the new layer of pudge. "So sweetie, you ready for a real fuckin' dinner? No shitty birds this time. Real primo black market shit. Red panda, I know it's your favorite!" A smug grin spread across the dalmatian's black lips. Ash's hands rested underneath his chin as his blue eyes looked toward the elephant. A shimmering smile lit up across Spiritusk's wrinkled face. He wrapped his massive arms around the chubby canine.
"I fuckin' love you, ya know that? I almost can't believe you got a red panda of all things! URRRRPPPPPPP!" The bird's acidic bleached skull ejected from Spiritusk's maw as he belched! The elephant hurriedly grabbed the skull from the ground and swallowed it down. His throat crushed the bones into a fragmented pile inside his stomach. Ash whimpered, his tail thumped tirelessly against his black shorts. The dog eagerly massaged the elephant's softened stomach.
Time marched forward. After the dinner, nature had finally caught up with the elephant. His ass was practically begging for the porcelain throne. There was no semblance of dignity as Spiritusk sat naked on the toilet. The elephant grimaced and grunted as a fat brown turd shook out of his hole. With a wet splash the bone filled log slid into the bowl. Each crumpled heap of shit had a feather lodged alongside the bones. The elephant nearly moaned while more turds tunneled out of his bowels. A handful of bones poked and prodded along his sensitive walls. "Nghhh, if anything you're much fucking better as shit slithering out of me." The rare moment of acknowledgement from the elephant came and went like his shit.
The elephant grabbed his throbbing member and pulled it out of the toilet bowl. Whilst more crap continued to fall out of his hole, Spiritusk's hand furiously glided across his member. Each hurried hump followed a moan from the elephant. More bones clumped together in the solid brown lump tickled along his hole and out into the toilet. Like a looming eruption from a volcano, Spiritusk's dick was ready to blow. His sticky white seed bursted outwards! Ropes of cum splattered wildly across his stomach. A series of moans accompanied the explosive orgasm while Spiritusk's eyes rolled to the back of his head, and his toes curled.
"God dammit! If I KNEW that I was gonna make this big of a MESS! I should've fucking saved it for Ash." The elephant sighed, staring at the mess. He tightly clutched the toilet paper beside himself and cleaned up what he could. "Well dumbass, I hope you got what you wanted. The pipes suit shit like you." Spiritusk flushed the toilet . The last remnants of Kerik lost to the sewers and the elephant's thick stomach.