Overflowing With Egg(s?)
A quick little anecdote with a certain snake and skunk and a peculiar potion that's supposed to cause someone to be brimming with eggs. These things rarely work out how they're supposed to, though..
Disclaimer: This story contains Christmas themed shenanigans of a vaguely pregnancy-like / body-expansion-esque / inflation-ish bent, so if you're a kid who shouldn't be reading this, or are more normal than I, and don't like that sort of thing, don't complain afterwards.
Overflowing with Egg(s?) - by Amethystine
"Nein! Nyet! Nuh-uh! Never! Non! Negative! Negatory! Naaaah! Nope! Noooooooo! How many times do I have to tell you, Ame, I'm not going to try your stupid concoction!" shouted Typhin. She squirmed in his coils and tried to worm her way out of them. The darn snake was trying to get her to take one of his amateur magic potions.
"Aww, c'mon! It'sss sssafe, you won't get hurt!" he pleaded, curling around her to try to offer the drink to her from a different angle, as if that would work!
"I _know_ that. I'm more worried about growing feathers again! Last time, it turned me into a chicken. Sure, I layed eggs all the time, but I was just a stupid chicken! And you didn't turn me back for a week.. and that was only after I started pecking at you when you came for your daily breakfast eggs, REMEMBER?" she growled and snapped at him again with her skunky maw, as though trying to make him remember the mean beaking she gave him that time.
"I ssswear, thisss one will fill you ssso full of eggsss you won't know what to do! All without altering your ssspeciesss, too!" he said, finally backing off and just sitting there on his loops with the flask in his hand, full of yellowish, yolky fluid.
She just crossed her arms and tugged on her legs a bit, he loosened obligingly as she spoke: "Really? Are you sure it won't change me into a frog or a horse or a bird or something? Being filled with eggs without having to track down a dragon would be nice."
He nodded, sliding his body into the comfortable position he had curled up into when she first showed up earlier. "Posssitive." He handed the flask to her.
"Oh, alright, you silly snakey. Consider this your Christmas present from me." She took the flask and drank it quickly. "Mmm, creamy." She blinked and licked her lips. "I don't feel anything yeeeaaahhhhhhhheeeeettuhhh!" She blanched and grabbed at her belly, her tail flagging and fluffing out in fright. Said belly rumbled audibly to them both, becoming active enough for the snake to sense the vibrations within his coils.. as well as perceive the warmth of what was occurring with his heat-pit lined snout. He held her snuggly in his loops and pet over her as it happened. She began to moan and caress her front's flesh, obviously enjoying whatever she then felt.
Seeing that she was in the midst of pleasure instead of pain, the serpent calmed and hugged her close. "What'sss happening, Typhin?"
"Can't you feel it?" she asked, half giggling.
He began to lean back, curious, "No, I can't--"
She grabbed him and held him extra close, wrapping her arms and tail around his sleek upper body. "Wait."
Suddenly he could feel it. Her furred chest pressed into his, flattened a little by his scales.. soon becoming more and more flattened as there was more and more mass there to be pressed between them. He gasped a bit and grinned, immediately reaching down to feel her belly, which was also starting to press against his scutes, the fuzz rubbing him warmly with the life-filled womb within. Funny how he noticed her chest first. Either way, he pressed up against her swelling form, making them both announce their pleasure with murrs or hisses.
She kissed him repeatedly, murmuring her thanks to him and his potion, rubbing her heavily pregnant belly blissfully, not caring that the snake seemed overly pleased with the side-effects. The two large side-effects that rested atop her protruding belly receiving numerous feathery flickers, making her nipples peak. She didn't care, they'd probably have gotten hard in another minute of being so blessed with all those wonderful eggs. She felt over them. Or she tried to. She was familiar with the sensation of multiple ovoid shapes inside of her, but she couldn't feel them as she felt, then pressed, then dug at her own thick-furred flesh.
About to say something, the skunk's open mouth was swiftly covered in a serpentine kiss, his tongue furtively flitting over her lips and into her mouth. She mmmphed into it and pushed at him, despite enjoying his affection. Upon escaping the hungry snake-smooch, she nervously asked, "Ame, can you feel any eggs?"
"Mmm, creamy..." he said dreamily as he licked his lips, commenting on her taste. The potion had lingered in her mouth, it seemed. "What? Of courssse, you're full of them, you're practically overflowing with them.." he pressed to her still slowly swelling stomach, scutes slithering smoothly, the snake smothering the skunk softly. He stopped, sibilantly sliding back, sensing something.. strange. "I can't feel any eggsss. Jussst.. ssstuff," he admitted, poking her bellybutton experimentally.. gently pressing it inwards, it stretched back in on itself easily, causing the skunk-girl no pain. The snake withdrew his finger quickly, which had completely disappeared into the pregnant dome.. the sudden snap back to form caused the female to moan warmly as her belly wiggled and jiggled like a bowl full of jelly. Or something.
As her body settled, the two looked at each other. "I'm sssorry," said the snake, faster than ever before, fearing the worst.
"Mm, no.. it's okay. It feels wonderful.. so full of warmth, just like being pregnant. But I guess there's nothing solid in there, with how far you were able to poke." She continued to stroke her belly and breasts idly, the feeling of fullness keeping her friendly and forgiving. "I do want to know what's in there, though."
Nodding, the python began to ponder how to go about such an exploration when he felt something wet and warm on his coils. He leaned down to find his scales smeared with a milky substance.. thick and creamy, and a bit yellow in colour. He flicked his tongue at it and then actually licked it up. It smelled strongly of Typhin, and of.. well, what it tasted like. Egg nog. Maybe it just smelled like her because it was so close to her privates.. as the snake looked, he found the source of the fluid. The fur of the skunk's inner thighs were dripping with the stuff, seeping from her sex. He flicked his tongue near her there and she shivered pleasantly, rubbing his head.. more of the creamy stuff leaking out before his eyes.
"You're not thinking of sticking your tongue in there to find out what I've got in here, are you, Ame?" chided Typhin with a giggle, half considering letting him do so in the hazy pregnancy high that was keeping her happy.
He sat up to look at her, beginning to tell the skunk-girl what he found when he stopped and stared at her. She smiled and crossed her arms over her gravid belly and under her bountiful chest, giving him a look, her head slightly tilted. "What?"
From the corner of that smile dribbled a line of yellowish drool, trickling down the side of her chin to drop onto a mammalian mound. Said motherly mountains were both leaking their milk, but of course, it wasn't exactly milk. Although it did seem less viscous than the exemplar from below. Mesmerized, the male moved to compare samples, mauling her with his mouth.
"Ohh, Ame! What is it? Tell me, I won't be mad! Just tell me.. and why do I have so much saliva all of a sudden?" She pleaded with him as he hungrily suckled upon her.
He slipped up, appearing to be about to tell her when he saw her full mouth and kissed her deeply, 'helping' with that problem too. He stopped after a moment and blurted out, "Egg nog! Mmmmm, I love egg nog." he kissed her again, his hands on her chest, rubbing his palms against her nipples before leaning back to lick them clean. He glanced at her as he did so. "I'm ssso sssorry, Typhin.. but.. but I think I need to drain you. Yesss, that'll help." He nodded to himself and started to lean back down to her lap.
Overcoming her shock, she grabbed his snout as it made a beeline for the largest source of her new juices. "Egg nog?!? I'm filled with that stuff??"
"Yesss! I sssaid I wasss sssorry! I honessstly thought you'd be over-flowing with eggsss! Not jussst Egg. Nog. Maybe it wasss a typo? It'll wear off in a few daysss, I ssswear!" he promised, coils working around her lower body to massage it and assuage her anger.
She sighed and let his head go, going back to rubbing her belly. "Well, it does feel just as nice." she conceded, leaning back and resting her legs on his coils.. on either side of his torso. "But I doubt you can drain all this, little snakey." She said, patting her belly and grinning.
"We'll jussst sssee about that, ssskunkie," came the hissed reply as the snake slithered forward, long, agile.. _dexterous_ tongue at the ready as he leaned downward with a thirsty look on his face. "We'll jussst sssee..."