Poker Bunnies
***AUTHOR'S NOTE: This story is a work of fiction, as are the characters described herein. Any resemblance to characters living, dead, or belonging to others is purely coincidental. This story contains adult language, adult situations, brief alcohol consumption, nudity, and explicit homosexual intercourse. This story is not for minors.***
Five sexy bunny rabbits sit around the poker table in a comfortable house owned by the pink bunny. The flop is a seven of spades, a king of hearts, and a four of hearts.
"So, have we decided about the camping trip with those dogs from the club this weekend? Fold." When the blue bunny speaks, everyone looks at him from whatever they were doing, and the white bunny sighs.
"It's been a while since I've had a good knot, and that Doberman was really cute...but he was also a retarded muscle-head. As awesome as getting my brains fucked out would be, I have a feeling that as soon as we're tied and he cums, he's gonna pass out and I won't even be able to go see if anyone else is down to pound ground until the softball in my ass shrinks. I'll raise it by 20."
The yellow bunny shoots White an incredulous look. "You know if he passes out while you're tied, you'll just flip him on his back and keep right on riding that cock. See your raise."
White looks shocked and appalled, but before he gets a chance to speak, Pink does. "I dunno about this weekend. They pitched it like it'd be some great nature getaway, but you know they'll just take us to some very secluded place in the woods and expect us to give it up all day and night. I'll see it."
The brown bunny just chuckles. "That's why they coined the phrase 'Horndogs'. See."
Blue flipped the turn, and it came up a jack of spades. "What about the phrase 'Fuck like rabbits'?"
"I like to think we rabbits are much more...you know...sophisticated and refined in our sluttiness. Check." White looks over to Yellow, who raises the pot by 50 as Pink speaks up.
"Really, White? Is that what you believe? Did you think you were more sophisticated and refined when you let that stallion pee on you?"
"Oh my god! That was four fucking years ago! Are you ever gonna let that go?!"
All the bunnies but White dissolved into laughter at his expense. Pink sees the raise, and Brown laughs as he does the same. "Maybe someday, White."
"But not someday soon!" All the others intoned together, laughing.
Blue puts a paw on White's shoulder. "Hey, it's okay. We know you were really into him at the time. We're just picking on you. If it's any consolation, I got some of that almond champagne from that party in the valley. It's in my car, if you want me to run out and get it."
White's frown turns upside down as he tosses his cards on the table. "You gotta deal, Blue. I'm folding anyway, so I'll get it. Is your car unlocked?"
"Yeah."
Yellow raises another 50, and Brown looks at him with a hint of concern as Pink thoughtlessly matches him. "So, have any of you seen that one movie with the guy who did the thing and the guys are after him?" Pink asks.
Brown concentrates really hard on the pot in the middle of the table. "The one with that one chick in it?"
"Yeah."
Yellow smirks at Brown. "You playing or what?"
"I'm thinking..."
Blue nods his affirmative to Pink's question. "Yeah, I saw it. It was alright. Nothing special. I think the director could have done a better job as far as dynamic camera angles and dramatic soundtracks. Plus the guy playing the lead is soooooo not cute."
"My thoughts-"
"Hey Pink, where are your champagne flutes?" White calls from the kitchen.
"In the cabinet closest to the fridge!" Pink calls over his shoulder before finishing his statement to Blue. "My thoughts exactly. On the cute thing, not the dynamite whatever and the drama."
As Brown matches the raise, Yellow shoots Pink a strained look. "You're not seriously that airheaded, are you, Pink?"
Pink shrugs, but Brown answers for him. "He's really smart. He just likes acting stupid so people don't expect too much from him because of his deep-seated fear of failing the people he loves."
"Wow. Thanks bunches, Brown. I'm glad my secrets are safe with you." Pink says sarcastically.
"Aww. That's really sweet, Pink!" Blue says as he flips the river. Eight of spades. White returns from the kitchen with five champagne flutes and a bottle of almond champagne. As he pours everyone a glass, Yellow raises it another 50. Pink sees it without a word, but Brown stares at the pot again.
"So," White looks at Pink with a smile, "Now that your ass was in that guys local magazine, have you got any local stalkers?"
Pink giggles. "What can I say? When you plaster the perfect ass all over a magazine, it's gonna get stalked!"
"Whoa whoa whoa..." Yellow interjects. "No offense, but you do not have the perfect ass. I mean, yeah, your ass is astoundingly amazing, but have you really stopped to admire Blue's ass before? Blue, show 'em what I'm talking about."
Blue shrugs, standing up and turning around as he pushes his jeans down to his knees. Bending forward at the waist, he watches over his shoulder as the others admire his posterior. Yellow begins to break down the different positive aspects of the ass looming in front of them all. "See how Blue's ass is wider than his waist, giving him a bit of a mid-body curve that's perfect for swaying while you walk or wiggling in someone's face. Blue, if you will."
Blue wiggles his rump, and everyone else makes little sighs of admiration as Yellow continues. "It's also the perfect amount of plump. Fat, but not too fat." He reaches over and spanks Blue, who gasps, then groans. "Notice how it jiggles enough to make you think 'bouncy' without thinking 'jello'. It feels so soft, like a cloud wrapped in silk. And the smell!" Like any good showman would, Yellow leans forward and inhales deeply to emphasize. "It smells like pomegranates!"
"Yeah...It's my new body wash. Pomegranates." Blue blushes deep, then blushes deeper as he feels Yellow's tongue drag up his cleft and across his tight ring.
"My god, it even tastes like pomegranates!"
"I'm raising by 300."
That managed to pull eveyone's attention away from Blue's ass...barely. Yellow sits down, and, after pulling his pants up, Blue sits as well. Yellow peeks at his cards, thinks for a moment, and then matches the raise. Pink shrugs and does the same as if without a thought. Brown calls.
Yellow flips his cards, the king of diamonds and the seven of diamonds. "Two pair, kings over sevens."
Pink giggles and flips his cards, the king of clubs and the jack of diamonds. "Two pair, kings over jacks. Sorry, sweetums!"
Brown turns his cards over with a triumphant smile. Ace of spades and deuce of spades. Blue and White giggle while Yellow cusses up a storm. Pink just takes a sip of his champagne and helps White gather the cards for the shuffle.
As Brown stacks his chips, he gives the whole table a glance. "So, after seeing Blue drop trou, here's a question. Do any of us ever wear underwear?"
Everyone starts to mumble at the same time.
"When I'm trying to be sexy or something..." Blue says.
"When I've got a date or something..." White says.
"No. Why the hell would I need underwear." Yellow grumbles.
"Only when I visit my parents."
Everyone looks at Pink with an eyebrow raised.
"Okay, Pink. There is obviously a story to this one. Pray, tell. Why is it you only wear underwear at your parents' house? We've all been through your underwear drawer. All you've got is thongs, g-strings, and jocks." Yellow looks disturbed, but everyone else is laughing.
"It's nothing like that, and it's nothing crazy. My parents love me as their son, but hate the fact that I'm gay. They also seem to enjoy pissing me off, so I wear really gay underwear whenever I visit them because it pisses them off to see me wearing them or to know that I'm wearing them."
Brown chuckles. "Gross, dude."
"I never understood the need for underwear that isn't sexy. They don't have another purpose beyond making you look sexy while you strip for someone else. Besides that, they're just another article of clothing to take off for a trip to the bathroom or before you paw." White says.
"Then why the hell do you spend so much on lingerie, White? God, you've got two huge drawers full of boy shorts, panties, thongs, and shit. It's like you're preparing for the goddamn panty apocalypse."
"Well, Yellow, at least I own more than one pair of underwear!"
"I own more than one pair of underwear. I own, like, 4. And I only need them for support while working out and jogging. Besides that, they just get in the way of my cock breaching someone else's ass."
White starts to deal, but Pink stops him. "Me and Brown are gonna cash out. All this talk of underwear has me hot and bothered."
Cards are passed back in, and White shuffles a few more times as Pink and Brown walk towards the couch, disrobing on the way. Everyone stops to watch the bunnies get naked on their way to the couch. Once the bunnies disappeared onto the couch, Blue, White, and Yellow's attention returns to the game at hand. Cards are dealt, but as the flop is turned, slurping and suckling noises start coming from the couch. Blue and White's ears turn toward that area of the room, and even Yellow's ears perk a little.
The flop is the ten of hearts, the ten of diamonds, and the four of spades.
"So, I will say this..." Yellow says as he peeks at his cards and checks his bet. "Pink gives great head."
Blue checks his bet. "Hell yeah, he does. He gives, like, the best head."
White checks his bet and flips the turn, the four of hearts. "The first time pink blew me, I swear, I came in, like, 20 seconds."
"He's a master of foreplay, dude. He'll spend an hour touching you, licking you, nibbling you, kissing you, and all before your pants even come off. By the time you actually get into his mouth, you're already all worked up and ready to blow. The trick is to make it last. I like it when he keeps me on edge for a while, letting me get close without actually popping my top." Yellow checks.
Brown lets out a loud moan, and Blue glances toward the couch, where all that is visible of their two friends is Brown's ears.
"I'm going all in. I wanna move to the couch, too."
White shrugs, going all in before flipping the river. The queen of diamonds.
Yellow pushes all his chips in, then makes another suggestion. "How about loser is on bottom, the winner's on top, and middle is, like, in the middle?"
Blue and White look at each other and then peak at their cards before nodding. With a smirk, Yellow flips his cards, the six of diamonds and the ten of spades. Blue sighs as he turns the four of clubs and the three of clubs. As Yellow reaches for the pot, White smacks his paw and flips the queen of hearts and the queen of clubs.
"You gotta be shitting me."
"No way."
"Deals a deal, boys. Let's go. Brown and Pink are having all the fun."
The three bunnies strip on their way to the couch, paws stealing playful gropes and fondles. As they round the side of the couch, they see exactly what they expected to see. Pink's face is buried in Brown's lap, and Brown is playing with Pinks ears. Those two are always so cute together. Blue kneels on the couch sideways, facing Brown and kisses the chocolate-colored bunny's cheek.
"How's it going, bun?"
"He's doing that thing with his tongue. Oh, god-"
Blue opened his mouth to speak, but only let out a little squeak as he felt Yellow's paws spread his ass and Yellow's tongue bury itself inside him. With a quick glance over his shoulder, he finds White similarly preparing Yellow's ass.
Brown looks over at them before commenting. "White's on top, huh? That'll take forever. I don't think he can get off unless someone's pounding his prostate."
"I can too!" White shouts into Yellow's asshole indignantly.
Everyone laughs, which then makes Brown and Blue moan since someone is laughing around their pleasure points. Yellow rises up and guides himself to Blue's entrance.
"I don't mind letting White top me. I'll be too busy relishing Blue's perfect ass."
Blue moans out as Yellow slides into him, and Yellow bites his lip as he presses forward until he bottoms out and sighs.
Brown bends forward a little and lifts Pink's ear to whisper in it. "How about you climb up here and ride my lap now?"
As Pink pulls his face out of Brown's lap and starts to climb up onto him, Yellow hisses, and White moans squeakily. Yellow doesn't bottom often, and White isn't that small. Yellow doesn't complain, though, and after just a moment's hesitation, he is back to thrusting into Blue's ass. White's girly, high-pitched moans almost drown out Pink's as the pink-furred bunny slides Brown's cock up his passage and his ass down until it fits snugly into Brown's lap. Now Pink's cock is less than a foot away from Blue's nose, so the sexy blue-furred bunny simply leans forward and wraps his lips around it.
"Well, this is quite the fucking train." Yellow says before giving Blue's perfect ass a slap.
Blue's moan makes Pink moan.
"How's White doing, Yellow? I know he's probably way out of practice, but does it at least feel good?" Brown asks.
Yellow blushes a bit, which is a really rare occurrence. "Actually...to be honest, White is doing awesome. I'm probably just as out of practice at bottoming as he is at topping, so that's probably why, but yeah...his cock feels awesome back there."
White kisses Yellow's cheek, blushing bright. "You can be really sweet sometimes, Yellow."
"Shut up and fuck me."
Brown gasps and grunts as he starts to cum in Pink's tight ass.
"Already?" Yellow asks.
"I've had Pink's mouth around my cock for a while, and while his ass may not be perfect like Blue's, it's still totally awesome and wickedly tight...so fuck off."
"Okay...yeah...I need someone to fuck me. No offense, Yellow, but I'm just not a top." White says.
"No problem, White. You were doing a good job, but honestly, it was a little distracting. I'm trying to concentrate on Blue's ass."
"I'll fuck ya, White." Pink says.
White climbs off the couch and Pink climbs off of Brown, who just sits back and relaxes. Yellow and Blue turn so that Yellow is standing up in front of the couch and Blue is kneeling on the couch and looking over the back. White kneels next to Blue and leans over to give him a kiss as Pink applies his tongue between White's cheeks.
"You know, Blue, I was hoping to be under Yellow, not on top of him. He fucks like a champ." White says with a little purr in his voice from Pink's talented tongue on his ring.
"Oh god...dude, like I've said before...shit...uh...oh yeah...I just wanna take a week-long vacation from work and...fuck...spend the entire week with Yellow buried dick deep in me." Blue gasps at one particularly good thrust, then looks over his shoulder at Yellow. "I'm gonna blow in a second...ah, shit...fuck me harder..."
White gasps and moans as Pink presses into him, a firm grip on his hips pulling him deep onto the pink bunny. Blue inhales sharply a couple of times, and White looks over to watch while Blue's cock erupts onto Pink's couch. White loves watching other guys cum, though he prefers watching them cum on him. Cumming on furniture is such a waste, in his opinion. Yellow pauses, the orgasmic clenching of Blue's ass making him squirm a bit. He doesn't want to cum just yet, and he knows that if he kept thrusting through that, he'd paint Blue's insides white then and there. Giving himself a moment to cool down, Yellow looks over at Brown, who's watching his friends half-heartedly and mostly just relaxing. On his other side, Yellow sees Pink pounding away at White's ass while giving the snowy bunny a good reach-around. Yellow can tell that Pink isn't going to last long, mostly because of the foreplay and fucking he had with Brown, but also because he wasn't pacing himself to last. White is going to blow any second, though, and Yellow could tell. He said he wasn't a top, but Yellow knew he got close while he was inside him. White just didn't want to finish so fast. He wanted to draw it out, and he knew the others would make fun of him for cumming so quickly. They always poke fun at White, but it's friendly, and White knows that if he ever has a problem or ever feels down for any reason, any of these four would be there to help. There is nothing these bunnies wouldn't do for each other.
"Sh-Shit!!" That is all the warning anyone gets before White cums into his own hand.
And unlike Yellow, Pink doesn't stop thrusting when White's ass cinches tight around his cock like a velvet-glove gripping him tight.
"Unf unf ungh ugh unf...ahhhhhhh-" Pink sighs and holds himself deep inside White as he peaks, filling the other bunny with his seed.
Looking back at Pink over his shoulder, White brings his cummy paw up and slowly licks it clean while Pink watches.
"Damn, that's a hot move, White!" Pink exclaims, elbowing Yellow in the side to get his attention just as the golden-furred bunny began to thrust into Blue again. "Look at that, Yellow! Isn't that sexy?"
The sight of White licking his paw combined with Blue's perfect ass around his cock threw Yellow forcefully over the edge much sooner than he had wanted.
"A-Agh!" Yellow groans as he floods Blue's ass.
Everyone is quiet for a few minutes, enjoying the moment, relaxing and holding each other. Finally, Brown stands up and takes Pink's hand, leading him toward his bedroom.
"We're gonna crawl into Pink's bed now and go to sleep. Whenever you all find the strength to walk over there, you can join us for cuddles. G'night, everyone. It was a blast, as always."
"Yeah, boys-" Pink yawns cutely as he follows Brown. "G'night!"