DISCLAIMERS (and all that shizz)

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They're watching you. So stop fapping. Now!

Unless you're 18. Then you can fap all you want.

If you aren't then please take your underage asses over to the other side of the fence. You can fap over there, not my responsibility innit?

Thus beginnith the story..eth.

Author's note: For the mastrubatory purposes of this story, Jared looks over a variety of pictures, but the one that he always cums to, is this one:

[http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2310105/](%5C)

Hotness, yeah? Veronika-Zebra is crazy sexy.

Read On.

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"Okay Honey, I'm heading out now, You need anything?"

"No Mom, I'm fine."

Thinks to himself : "Leave God Damn It!"

"Bye Honey!"

As Jared (finally) hears the door slam shut on his annoyingly intrusive mother's ass, he races upstairs to his room and turns the P.C. on. He whips out his raging boner, all in a flurry of male hormones, before he realizes that he owns a Windows P.C.

Boner has lost all HP, and is dead. Would you like to try again?

After the two and a half plodding minutes of boot time, he finally looks up to see the generic windows background. You know the one, the field with the clouds, with the whole heavenly feeling to it. All that crap.

He begins to pump away at his seven inch long schlong (Respectable No?) as he navigates to his porn folder. He then lays back in awe, as three gigabytes of furry hermaphroditian media is spread out before him. He's still fapping away though, awe only get's you so far.

His hands moved along his shaft, his brain sending waves of pleasure throbbing through his body. He imagined what it would be like to have a real live herm with him, right there and then. What it would feel like to insert his dick into the warm soft folds of hir vagina, and have hir ride him like a horse.

He could see it now, those perfectly formed massive mounds bouncing in front of his eyes, so real, almost tangible, he could just reach out and grasp them, and to knead them. Thank God for fantasies! He swore he could almost feel hir now, riding his rock-hard shaft. He leaned forward and took one of hir tits in his mouth, rolling them around with his tongue savouring their sweet taste. And when that grew old, he turned his attention to center stage.

Hir glorious shaft. A foot-long unearthly wonder. Made slick by her copious flow of pre-cum and the sweat of their labours together. He reached out for it, and took it in his hands, he could hear hir delighted gasp of surprise, as shi rode him ever harder. He grasped it with both of hands, and barely managed to take hold of that magical rod. He jacked her off, doing for her in fantasy as he did for himself in reality. He could feel himself tip-toeing the edge, he was about to cum.

He let go of hir shaft, and felt the goddess who was fucking him slow down in slight disappointment. What he did next though, sent hir into squeals of delight, and to the peaks of maddened lust. She sped up, as she felt hirself grow near too. Jared took her shaft in his mouth, the salty taste of her proving no deterrant. He bit down ever so softly on her cock-head, and felt her buck on his shaft, sending them both into a split-second coma. He then took as much of her into his mouth as he could, and with no further ado, sent her cock-head right to the back of his throat.

And with that, all of Dante's second circle of hell broke loose.

The fantastical creature above him, couldn't take it anymore. Real or not, shi had to cum. And cum shi did.

Jared felt the already unbelieveable pressure on his cock tighten even further as his fantasy fuck-buddy's moist walls tightened around him in response to hir dual orgasm. He thought that it must have been pure ecstacy to be able experience what both genders could. And as shi came from both her orifices, the warm sticky goo of her semen shot into his mouth, and hir pussy tightened around him in a vice-grip as her love juices began to spray everywhere. He felt her ballsack, bouncing on his chest till now, begin to expand with the effort of producing that liquid nectar,

In the storm of lust, Jared found himself tipping off the precipice as well, and his mind exploded into unspeakable pleasure, as he let loose his warm cum into the moist pussy of his lover. His hips bucked, twice, thrice, as he spurted in what felt like more cum than he had ever shot out before. (And for a hormonal teenager, that's saying a LOT).

And with that his body went numb, as he soaked in the afterglow. His cock went limp, but still pulsed occasionally, sending throbs of pleasure through his already hazed body. He looked up, expecting to see hir, but was jolted out of his reverie to realize that there was indeed nothing there.

"Holy Shit! That was," he gasped "So real!"

But alas, before he could fully absorb the impact of what he had just felt, he heard the sound of the door opening, heralding the arrival of his mother.

"God Damn It!"

He looked around, and was not encouraged by the sight, furry herm porn on the screen, semen coating his hands and his pants, and even the keyboard. He paused for a second, wondering, just HOW much had he cum anyway?

But then he heard the sound of his mother rushing upstairs, for a customary, 'Been-5-minutes-Away' hug. And he blanched in panic, he rushed over to the power cord to yank it out, thinking it would be faster, but as he yanked it out and glanced at the screen, nearly squealed to see that it was still on, and the only thing that seemed to have changed was a small black patch at the centre of the screen.

"What the fuck?!"

He rushed over, and banged the side of the screen, in the classic method of "repair". But, nothing changed (*duh*), except that the black patch seemed to have grown bigger.

He stood, gazing at the patch, it didn't seem to be a pixelating error, it was something else. It was like a little patch of liquid shadow, right in the middle of his computer screen, he reached out for it, mezmerized and his fingers sunk in.

And Jared was gone, taken far far away. (Or not, it's very metaphysical, I'll tell you about it later eh?)

And his mom opened the door just in time to miss him. (Oxymorons ftw!). She sniffed at the odd, heavy smell that was hanging in the room.

"Jared!" she called out.

And as we know, he couldn't possibly answer.

She walked over to the computer screen, which was switched off. and scooped up with her finger, the odd milky liquid that seemed to have gotten everywhere.

She tentatively sniffed at it, and licked her finger clean.

"Oh my."

I missed him jacking off! God Damn It!

End of Part I

P.S.- This is my first ever EROTIC story, and having read stories from people like "Danath" and others, in hindsight this seems very meager. So please, I'd appreciate it if your criticism was constructive.

P.S.S- Point any typos too, and I'll fix em up in a jiffy!

Thanks.