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Welcome to the home of the Fetish Friends! 5 furry females, each with their own little "quirk"! Whether you like vore, inflation, goo-girls, messy stuff, ovulation, food stuffing or pregnancy, etc. there's something here for everyone! Have fun, and enjoy!

(WARNING: best read and pictured as sort of an episode of a cartoon... like, Animaniacs or SpongeBob, but much more mature... well, adult-oriented anyway...)

So, there I was... standing on that balcony, staring down at those girls after having just become partially raccoon (just the ears and tail, nothing too big) and who knows what else happened in there. Dr. Rourke, my alter ego had suggested that I "test out" my new body. Curious, I asked how we'd do it. He suggested I have fun with the friends I'd literally made. I agreed happily, as did they, wanting to know just what it was I could do. So, they all picked numbers from 1 to 10, and the closest to the number I had in mind went first, followed by who ever won a game of Rock Paper Scissors, followed by who could win a hand of Black Jack, and finally, an arm wrestle. The order ended up being Gilda, Malina, Inara, Vanessa, and then Premala. Each of them had something set up to do with me, and I couldn't wait to try it all! I won't spoil any of it for you... you'll just have to read through and see what happens... >.>

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First up was Gilda the Goo-Girl. What she wanted was simple: to see how easily I could be pleasured, and to take a trip through my body. Doc said all was safe and no pain would come of any of it. I hardly believed him, but he just kept saying not to worry, and I'd find it very "interesting"... he said no more, so me and Gilda walked into the bathroom.

First thing I did was strip down. Gilda giggled a bit and noted that I really didn't need fur... i was hairy as is. I rolled my eyes and shook my head. Yeah, I was a hairy guy, but I didn't care. She coughed a bit, accidentally blowing a bubble in her hand. I poked it and it made a popping noise.

I asked her what she wanted to do first, and she thought about it. She then snapped her fingers (as well as she could, anyway) and lightly pushed my backwards onto the seat of the toilet. I sat down, my tail moving out of the way so I didn't squeeze it between me and the toilet. The seat was a bit cold, but that didn't last long.

Gilda knelt down before me (actually, her bottom half shrunk into more of a blob than a pair of legs). She started opening her mouth, but soon got an idea. She looked up at me slyly as her mouth began to twist around so it was vertical. Her nose melted away, and her mouth continued to change. It soon became a slimy green vagina, right there on her face. I hardened immediately as it dripped gooey and green into my lap. Seeing my readiness, Gilda lowered her face to my rod. She grapsed me with her right hand and aimed herself, inserting my manhood into the genitalia on her face. I slid in very easily, considering she was her own lubricant, and she started that wonderful up and down motion, massaging my man-muscle with her feminine facial orifice. It felt wonderfully gooey; like boning a plate of JELL-O that flexed intself around you in time with your thrustings. She was incredibly good at it, and the knowledge of penetrating orally AND (technically) vaginaly helped a lot. She made little noises every once in a while, helping the process along with her suckling. I was soon clneching my fists and buttocks, thumping my waist into her face, causing it to raipple slightly, and furthering my pleasure in this way. I came inside her vagina mouth, and since she was translucent, I could see it, green tinted mind you, as it burst forth from my shaft in spurts. It just kind of floated there for a while before dissitegrating into her slimy body.

Then, with one of the oddest sensations I had ever felt (which would be topped again and again in my time with these girls), she looked up at me, and the back of her throat opened up. She pressed her face right up against me, and my penis was sticking out of the back of her neck, right below her head. Why she had done this, I have no idea. Well, until a tendril of slime came from the base of her neck and started feeling around the head of my penis. As it did that, Gilda's head melted into a featureless globe before I saw her face begin to show up where the back of her head had been just previously. Now my dick was sticking out of her mouth, and that little tentacle of goo was coming closer and closer to the slit in the head of my rod. Gilda closed her mouth around the shaft, leaving only the head poking out between her lips, as the tendril found and penetrated the opening in my manhood. I gasped at the feeling of being entered in this fashion and would have closed my eyes if they hadn't have been locked on the image I was seeing. The little tentacle was growing and sliding further into me via my cock's "mouth". It grew larger slowly, but was soon a substantial size. Being stretched in this fashion was extremely stimulating, and just the thought ot it nearly made me climax. Sensing this, Gilda opened the end of the tendril wide enough to stretch the base of my penis, and the feeling of it DID send me over the edge. I came, but all the cum went straight into her tantacle thing and it was desovled before it could exit my organ. Once I was finished, Gilda began to speed up her entry. I could see her body thinning out, traveling into my body through my penis. The tentacle was now a full inch around, and my manhood stretch wonderfully to fit it. It wasn't long before she was little more than a head attached to me with my dick sticking out of its mouth. At this point, her head once again began to lose its features, but this time it oozed over the end of my cock and followed the tentacle. It did not decrease in size, thus causing my cock to stretch greatly to accomidate it. I moaned happily at the feeling of having something the size of a football forced into my body via my urethra. I blinked, and she was completely inside of me. My stomach had grown substantially, now that she was in there, and I could see and feel it (damn right I felt it) move with her inside. I could see she was making little bumps on herself and stretching them outwards, testing my elasticity. It felt absolutely wonderful, having her moving around like that in there. She soon moved on to other areas, continuing to stimulate me the whole way through. My chest, my ass, my throat (that one felt really good. I came then, and left a spatter of cum on the floor, since there was no one to catch it), and my ballsac. She soon decided it was time to leave, so she went back into my stomach and journeyed upward. I bent forwards a bit, opening my mouth and letting her ooze her way out. She pooled on the floor, soon regaining her shape and standing before me. I wiped my mouth and looked up at her.

She grinned, winked, and turned to walk off, stepping in that tiny puddle of cum. Her foot absorbed it, and I could see it in her ankle, dissovling as she walked away.

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Malina came in next, quite eager to get everything underway. She immediately knelt down, knowing what she wanted to play with. She took my still hard rod in her hand (apparently my endurance was greatly enhanced, since i never got tired after all of this sexual adventuring), and my sac in the other. She began to slowly massage them both, making sure to be gentle with them. She was a very nice little cow girl, never eanting to hurt anyone else, but always wanting to have fun. I sat and watched her tail go back and forth, waving around in happy little swishes. She made a sound of surprise that took my eyes off her as and took them to my balls. I hadn't noticed the feeling before, but it was there now. I could feel them growing. The more she massaged them, the more they got bigger. She watched, playfully curious, taking her other hand off of my rod to concentrate her efforts onto my testes. They grew quite nicely, going from large grapes to orange sized things. Malina was having way two much fun fondling my balls, one in each hand. They coninued to enjarge with her caressing, and it was about now that I noticed the steady trickle of precum that was drooling down my cock. Apparently Malina saw it too, because she immediately licked it up. Then we both saw the connection: the bigger my balls got, the more cum was in them. Thus, the bigger they got, the more pre I produced. Eventually I'd be pissing precum, but Malina couldn't wait that long. She knew what was waiting for her in those now coconut sized orbs of happiness.

She stopped playing with my engorged balls and starting hand jobbing me with great vigor. It too was beginning to grow to fit my ball size, so as not to look incredibly odd. It stopped at the appropriate size, now being big enough that I wouldn't have to lean too far foreward to fellate myself. But that was far from my mind. Malina was now cranking me hard with both hands, milking me like I was the cow and not her. She was almost constantly liking the pre from my cock head as well, and grinning the whole while. Not long after this, I almost screamed in joyous pleasure as my huge balls let loose a torrent of cum, covering Malina from head to toe and sending her back quite a bit. The stuff was all over the place, and Malina was giggling extatically, clapping and bouncing on her bottom, causing her udder to hop up and down as well. I found myself staring at this odd bit of equipment as she bent over and started licking the floor clean. I watched, transfixed as the milkfilled cow crawled around, tongue to tile, licking up the mess. All the while I could have sworn that her feminine and bovine features were rounding out a bit more... filling up, if you will. Her udder was hanging lower, and her boobs had grown at least one size. Suddenly it wasn't her udder I was staring at, it was the crevice above it. Her feminine folds slick with her juice. I figured since she was cleaning up my mess, I should really return the favour.

With her ass turned to me, I crawled up behind her, my tail high in the air. I stuck out my tongue, finding it to be longer than I remembered, and licked her cunny. She stopped what she was doing and moaned in delight at the feeling. She moved back a bit and forced my tongeu inside her. I sat down and she sat up, now squating on my open and willing mouth. I wiggled my tongue around inside her as she conitued to make sounds of ecstacy and other good things. She reached up to fondle a pair of her ample breasts, releasing some of that wonderful milk with each squeeze. She alternated between her top and bottom breast, treating them equally in her passions. My face was getting wet with her fluids, and I was beginning to wnder what her milk tasted like, having had plenty of her sweet feminine broth. I replaced my tongue with and equally eager hand and crawled beneath her. I sat up, continuing to finger her, and took one of the nipples on her udder into my mouth and began to suckle on it. Her milk flowed quick and easy, wetting my whistler delisciously with her flavourful fluid. Best milk I'd ever had, or will ever have, and I can guarentee you that. When she realized what I was going, she pulled my hand from her vagina, and instead sat down upon my rod, which had yet to soften. She bounced happily away at this, squirting milk with every bounce. I just moved my mouth from one of her bottom nippl to one of the ones nearer the top so my neck would be more comfortable. She continued to fondle her breasts as she bounced on my cock and I sucked happily on her nipple. We both came, me into her, and oddly enough, her into me. Turns out that when she orgasms real good, she releases a good bit of milk from her breasts and udder. I got a good mouthful of it, and had to swallow quickly as that one was followed by plenty more. After a minute of her gushing into my mouth and all over the floor, my belly had expanded slightly, and she had retained her normal dimensions. I released her nipple from my mouth and we looked about at the mess we had made. She kissed me on the forhead, and we got to work, cleaning the floor with our mouths...

**

Inara walked in a bit shyly once Malina had left. She looked a bit wary of what she had planned, but knew deep down she'd love it, just like I knew she would. She held in her arms a pair of oxygen tanks, some of her largest. Apparently, the blue one was for me, and the pink one was for her. Well, I thought it had been, but she explained it to me. Once I understood, I let her do what she was doing.

I was right on one part; the blue one was mine, and the pink hers, but we weren't going to do both at the same time. See, there had been something she'd been wanting to try for some time, but hadn't had the opportunity. I was more than happy to ablige.

She brought the blue tank to me, held up the tube that the oxygen would go through, and asked where I wanted it. I said it didn't matter, and she just took the most cirect route. She put the open end into my belly button a good inch, and turned the thing on. The feeling of the air rushing into my body was, at first, a little odd... a bit cold as well... but once it started inflating me, the odd feeling was replaced by one of serious pleasure. My stomach ballooned quite nicely, enlarging and stretching slowly as the air filled my midesction. I leaned up against the wall to keep my self from losing balance as my stomach continued to grow in front of me. I hazarded a touch and found that poking my belly caused great pleasure. Pushing on the pressure of the air inside it felt absolutely wonderful. I mentioned this to Inara and got a quick "uh-hunh" out of her. I know had to look down to see what was going on, having grown quite large. I saw that she was indeed fingering herself quite vigously, a puddle of her sex juice already forming on the floor in front of her crotch. She climaxed like this, and quickly removed the tube from my belly button. The tank was empty, and I was big enough now that my head touched the ceiling. I hugged my large belly, much like I found Inara doing near the bottom of it. We both sat there hugging it for some while before Inara moved towards my belly button. She stuck an arm in it, it having stretched well from the inflation. I could feel that wonderful feeling of pressure on my belly and looked down to see Inara up to her waist in my navel. With an inward grunt and an odd twisting of muscles I didn't know I had, Inara was literally sucked the rest of the way tinto my belly button, her tail riggling as it was slurped up like a living string of spaghetti. I could feel her moving around in there, feeling my belly from the inside. Her hand prints were visible in the walls of my stomach, and seeing them was quite arousing. But, now came for the second half of this part of the endeavor. Inara had taken in with her a small bracelet. She put it into my belly button, positioning it just right so it would wedge it open. Indeed, it worked, and my belly began to shrink. She was stuck inside me as the oxygen in my belly escaped because of the cleverly placed bracelet. It wasn't long before one could see Inara lounging inside me, fingering herself as her "place of residence" shrank around her. My stomach was now small enough that her feet pressed against one side, while her head and shoulders could be seen pressing against the other. Soon, my belly had formed an almost perfect wrapping around her, like a gift wrapped in skin coloured paper. She came, I felt it, and was incredibly turned on by the prospect of a woman orgasming inside me. She turned her head towards me, not being able to properly see, but still able to guess where my face was. I leaned in toward her and she did likewise to me, and we shared a deep kiss, the only thing seperating our lips being the walls of my stomach. The experience itself brought us both to climax.

After climbing out of my stomach through my belly button, and keeping the tail inside me for a while to tickle my belly and make me cum again, she brought the other tank of oxygen over to me and opened the valve. She then quickly sat on the tank, swallowing it with her rectum. This was, apparently, her favourite way of doing this. Inara, without my knowing, had been a big fan of anal things. Anal anything really. I giggled at this, as did she. Her belly grew substantially faster than mine did, but I got a great idea as she wa sitting down on the thing. I told her about what happended when Malina was in here, and she gasped. She knew what I wanted to do! I began fondling my balls and cock, alternating between them so that I wouldn't accidentally cum instead of making them grow larder. Eventually, I had balls bigger than water melons, and Inara was nice and round. She didn't fill herself all the way, though, but was still large. We both knew why. Inara rolled forward onto her stomach and I got behind her. Her stomach made it so that she was at just the right height when she was laying down. it was almost like was laying on a bed of air! She lifted tail, revealing her sex and tailhole. When I went for the former, she shook her head and told me to stick it in her ass. I nodded and inserted mynow ver large there instead. The thing was indeed almost half a foot in diameter, so when she screamed, i thought she was hurt! But the shaking of her head convinced me other wise, and I began to pump into her, my pre leaking like a partially turned on hose. You could here the pre splattering on the inside of her belly as I thrust rhythmically, rocking her back and forth. It wasn't long before my flow increased, and I began to truly fill her up. Her belly once aagain began to engorge, as well as her breasts, which had grown also. She moaned in pleasure as I continued to pump my seed into her widened ass, rocking her back and forth further. Her stomach got so large in fact, that when she rolled forward, she had to stop herself with her hands! And it was then that I realized that not only could she not roll back, but that I was no longer on the ground! I had in fact been using the wall for some 5 minutes now! Realizing just how big I had inflated her, I began to hump her more enthusiastically. I came good and hard, another torrent of seed, just like with malina. This time, though, my rod was inside my partner, and she hadn't been expecting it. Her mouth flew open and out gushed a burst of cum, like she herself had become a cock and was ejaculating right then. Her breasts and sex followed suit, coating the floor and myself in my own manfluids. She was screaming and gargling in great pleasure, and I eventually couldn't tell whether I was covered in more of my cum or hers. She was soon back to her normal size, having let all the cum pass through her many orifices. The bathroom was now more of a bath tub, a foot deep puddle of cum covering it all evenle like an odd wading pool. I looked at Inara and she looked at me. We both grinned and called Malina up for some help...

*

After everyone was cleaned up and such from that little episode, it was Vanessa's turn. Now, shi had hir own ideas, as did I. Luckily, they were the same thing. Shi was more of a preditor, and I really wanted to be the prey, so that's what we did. But none of this conventonal gulp! burp! finished! stuff... no, something much more fun...

I sat on the floor, looking up at hir, standing there all leaderly and such. Shi had hir hands on hir hips and hir trunk pointed down at me. Shi lifted it a bit, and then lowered it down towards my head. Once it got there, shi started pushing down on it, forcing it to stretch over my head. Soon enough, hir flexible turnk "lips" were slowly inching me futher and further into hir as shi continually inhaled, helping hirself out that way. It was incredibly dark in their, and hir trunk fit rather snuggly, but it was incredibly comfy, as many would imagine. Shi gave a great snort and my shoulders were swallowed into hir literally elephantine nose. Shi began using force of inhalation, hir "lip" things and gravity to help hir out. Shi would lean over top of me and hir top half would weigh down on hir trunk, forcing me further inside hir. It wasn't long before I was in up to my waist, my hardened cock being a bit of trouble. But, Vanessa was always the resourceful one. Not to mention incredibly strong. Shi began to lift me up with nothing more than hir trunk, and raised me up so my cock was level with hir mouth. Shi pulled me in closer and hir mouth opened to welcome my throbbing member. Shi sucked happily as I wiggled in ecstasy, being given a blow job by and elephant herm while I was halfway up hir nose. It didn't take long for me to cum, but Vanessa did not swallow. No, shi held it on hir tongue and used it to lubricate my cock. Shi then released it from hir mouth and used hir finger to push it against my body, making it easier for hir to use those lip things to suck me in further. Another five minutes and the only things left sicking out of hir trunk were my feet. I wiggled them happily, stuck in the darkness of hir nostril, and shi gave another good sniff to pull me in completely. Then it was only a matter of muscle movements and I was soon resting in hir stomach. I stayed in there for a while, enjoying the absolute warth of it, much like a large, wet, churning sleeping bag. I could have fallen asleep, but shi opened up a lower orifice and began pulling me through. I went through hir digestive track, which was completely cleaned out earlier so as not to give me any sort of discomfort of being covered in crap. Soon, my head was poking out of hir ass, and shi had turned around to get a look at me. Shi waved, smiling and grunted audibly, forcing me further out. I was now sliding out due to gravity, and was soon laying on the floor, looking up at hir dialated anus. I giggled, as did shi, before shi sat down on the toilet. Shi beckoned to me, pointing to hir man-rod.

(due to a previous request from a fan, I'm going to try and do this part differently. This should explain a few things, and you'll see what I mean in a few seconds. Please, I'd like to hear if this is what you were meaning and if you enjoyed it, Draggy. Also, if I can improve on any of it, please tell me that as well, as always.)

I walked forward and stood in front of hir. I looked down and saw hir cock looking back up at me. It had a single drop of pre on it, but would end up with plenty more by the time I was done. I reached down to the mammoth's member and inserted a couple fingers, pulling its opening wide, uh... open. I stuck in a few more fingers to further it, before lowering my head to the gaping slit. My head fit in with great ease, and as I widened the opening a bit further, so di my shoulders. It was much like being in hir trunk, but much more mungant and slimy. I was extremely aroused and hoped this wouldn't cause problems as it had before.I began pushing further inside the cock, now in up to my elbows. I bent my arms a bit and started caressing Vanessa's rod. Shi clneched hir muscles, squeezing me a bit inside hir, but when shi released, I slipped even further into the pachyderm's penis. I could now pull my hands inside and move my arms so that I could feel around inside of hir rod. Shi apparently enjoyed the sensations, as I could smell hir scent getting a bit stronger. Hir cock felt much like hir stomach did, though instead of being circular, it was much more cylindrical. Considering it was a big, slime convered tube, I could definitely see why. Luckily, my member was of no concern th time, and I was inside her cock up to her ass before too long. My head poked into an odd little chamber that was incredibly heavily scented, and I could hear things dripping, like a huge cave with a puddle of water somewhere. It didn't take long to realise, though, that it wasn't a puddle, but a pool of hot, steamy cum. I was apparently in one of Vanessa's testicles... well, my head was. The rest was on its way! I could feel hir cock pulsing now, and with every rippling pulse, shi pulled me deeper and deeper into her sac. Eventually, my head was nearly dunked into the creamy stuff, and I had my arms in there. I scooped up some of the warm liquid and tasted it. it was surprisngly sweet, and very creamy. If I had had been a coffee drinker, I'd have definitely used it as creamer! My body was now entirely inside hir male sex organ, and I could feel hir jerking the cock slowly, emphasizing in the downward motion, so as to help push me further into hir. Eventually, and with an audible plop, I fell into the pool of cum. I took more mouthfuls of it as I swam a bit, enjoying the taste and texture. Then, it was like an earthquake! Everything was shaking everywhere, and I was beginning to get dissoriented... then suddenly, I was forced back through Vanessa's member, much faster than I had been pulled into it, and found myself skidding scross the floor in a large puddle of elephant cum. Vanessa trumpeted wildly as hir cock burst again and gain, soaking me in hir man fluids. After shi was done, shi sat breathing heavily for a few seconds, and then smiled widely at me. Shi soon came over and helped me up, embracing me in a passionate kiss, assisted by hir trunk wrapping itself around my head and pressing me against hir lips. For a second, I thought shi was going to swallow me, but shi let go and smiled again. Shi then offered to help clean the floor...

*****

Once we were done cleaning the bathroom, we went downstairs for the final bit of fun: a food stuffing contest between me and Premala. It was a competition of speed; to see who could down a huge pile of food first. Both piles weighed (literally) a ton. If neither of us could finish their pile, then who ever ate the most would win, though we both knew both of us would be winners when it came right down to it. I figured her belly, having been made to consume foods at incredible speeds so as to create and nourish her eggs, would be incredibly difficult to beat, and I was right.

We both got 2 helpers. I got Gilda and Inara, while Premala got the other two. Dr. Rourke stood between us, and the piles of candy, cooked meats, vegetables, fruits, buns and bread we'd each be fed towered on our left and right sides. The only thing I had on her was that it didn't matter where the food went, as long as it got into our bellies. She really only had her mouth for this, having not been built for vore as I was, but as previously mentioned, she could pack it away pretty fast as it was.

Doc shouted "GO!" And we were off! I grabbed a burger with everything on it and shoved it into my mouth, swallowing without chewing, as any creature of vore would. Premala grabbed a pair of hotdogs and held them as Vanessa and Malina both grabbed a pie, piled them each other, and shoved them in Prema's mouth, pans and all. It was only then that she inhalde those hot dogs. Gilda was a great help with this: she turned herself into a vacuum that was connected to my belly button, and was swallowing random foods herself and pumping them into my gut. Inara, on the other hand, was taking advantage of my cock, since my tail hole was currently out of reach. She started with the smaller, tapered things such as candy bars, ice cream cones, and chicken or turkey legs. hell at one point she had jammed an entire leg of ham in there! I myself was still swallowing more food in a single bite than a normal person could eat in a single sitting! Premala, though, was going to be hard to beat. Though she was a bit slower than me, her stomach had changed size very little. I myself was beginning to balloon quite quickly. When I had half the pile done, she was only an eighth behind. But she was half my size. I was gigantic, and she was tiny. I was beginning to worry about this, but I shook it off...

All the while, me and Premala never looked away from each other. We both sat there, eating, engorging ourselves, pouring various liquids into ourselves, but we never once broke our gaze... we blinked seldom, and my eyes were dry, but I didn't care... i was determined... well, we did break eye contact once... once... and it nearly cost me the contest...

See, I had noticed that premala was getting ahead of me. I looked down to see Inara furiously fingering herself while trying to stick a loaf of bread in my cock. It looked actually hilarious, and I snorted with laughter. Bad idea. I nearly upchucked, but my nostrils got plugged by a cob of corn and a huge sausage. This only made it worse, and I was tearing up from trying to bottle the laughter up inside. Unforutnately, Premala saw my struggle to keep up and to keep going, and took this as her opportunity to really knock it up a notch. Faster than that 4 armed purple chef guy from Futurama could say BAM! Premala put a hand in front of both of her helpers, signalling them to stop. She was going to do this herself. She reached not for handfuls of food, but for ARMLOADS. Her mouth went wide as she inhaled an entire six foot sub, followed by 2 turkeys and a rolled up pizza. In the other arm she held a potful of mashed potatoes a tub of gravy, a Family Bucket from KFC, and an etire bag of Puffed Wheat. All of it was gone faster than a drag racer in a drag race. I looked back at her and saw her acting more like a black hole than even a black hole could, and knew I had to do something... but... I was getting full??? Impossible! I was almost done the pile!!! I gave Inara a nudge and she climaxed by accident, looked up at me and blushed so much her fur turned pink. She then made up for it by figuring out how to use her tail to keep the hole in my penis open wide for huge things like turkeys and boxes of cereal. I myself was having trouble reaching the food due to its location near the floor, and my location near the ceiling. But premala was having no trouble hammering back her food. And her helpers weren't even doing anything... they were just cheering her on...

I looked around and saw that I had caught up to her. All she had left was a pile of large eggs, and she wasn't even touching them! It was like she was toying with me, waiting for me to get ever so close to finishing, and then the eggs would be down her throat in less than a second... I tapped Inara with a foot, pointed to the food, and motioned to her ass, then so my spread cock. She got the idea and quickly ran around shoving piece of food after piece of food up her anus, and then, as it was slowly returning to its unstretched position, she dove into my awaiting member, and was quickly devoured by it.

Premala appeared to be in shock... I'd beaten her

"HA!!!" I screamed past the food in my throat, "I win!!! You still have that pile of eggs to eat! Ha-HACK!!!" I ended coughing up a banana, but caught it in mid air, and forced it back down my throat. "What do you think about that???" I asked, looking down at her.

She looked back up with a smirk and said, as confident as ever:

"I think you're a bit slow. Those eggs are MINE. I pushed them out while I was eating to make more room for my FOOD!!!" And it was true... the pile had been in front of her, and even at that very moment I could see one squeeze its way out of her and join the others...

I couldn't help but laugh, letting the food fly everywhere. The others joined right in, and Malina, being the Malina we all know and love, picked up something I'd coughed up and screamed "FOOOD FIIIIIGHT!!!"

And so we did. We had a big ol' food fight. We all fell asleep in the middle of it too, the day having been quite an eventful one... man, I was definitely not gonna mis my old boring life now that I was here with the girls... life had gotten a whole lot more Friendly...

... god that was a lame line to end on... @.@