Rock Star
"Okay, this song's called 'Guillotine'. It's got a lot of time changes so it's pretty hard to fuck to." The affected English accent clashed with its vulgar subject matter. The chocolate-furred rabbit onstage, owner of the accent, grinned at the audience who cheered for the song and then started the wordless scat-sung intro before the musicians behind him joined in. Bears on bass and keyboard, leopard on guitar, hyena beating the shit out of the drumkit, all fairly blokeish muso-types in jeans and t-shirt. Nothing like their singer
Sedric was up-front in the crowd both because he loved the band's maze-like prog-punk and because he wanted to fuck that singer, a slender, faggy Iggy Pop dressed in slick black rubber rainsuit and boots and John Lennon shades. Where the rest of the band seemed content to let the music do the talking, their frontman clearly had other ideas. The rabbit, who was named either Alex or Rainy Day depending on whether you used his stage name or not, was currently disproving his own claim by sleazily strutting about the stage whilst the band carried on in a time signature wherein both numbers had two digits
Sedric was dressed for rain himself, wearing a slick yellow suit of his own with black lace-up wellingtons and trying not to get his glasses knocked off by the thrashing crowd. He didn't bother wearing anything underneath, for sexual reasons of course but also because it was too damn hot during the gig to do that. Thousands of baying rock fans generated a lot of heat. Sweat was pouring down him under his clothes as it was. It felt both exciting and dangerous as hell, as it always did when he pulled that exhibitionist stunt, but being at Total Mind gigs at least had the get-out clause of imitating the singer so long as nobody paid too much attention to the erection he was sporting
Then again the singer wasn't exactly innocent to behold either. Up onstage the rabbit was still writhing shamelessly and flaunting the fact that he had a big dick in those rubber trousers whilst yowling over the band's angular riffing. The dragon didn't know if he wanted to focus on the music or the paw cupping that heavy prick, but soon enough the decision got made for him. As the band shifted into a more raunchy, funky groove he watched as the rabbit's paw moved up to the first button. "Oh man," Sedric whispered to himself, "he's gonna do it!"
Iggy Pop to the last, the rabbit slowly unbuttoned the top button of his trousers, then teasingly moved down and undid the second. A few seconds more saw his paw slip inside and ease a thick lapine cock free of his waterproofs. The dragon knew the rabbit was occasionally likely to whip it out during gigs, but he'd never managed to catch one where it had happened. His own cock was already like a stick of rock, but now it was straining and harder than ever as the rabbit showed off. He was bigger than Sedric imagined, which only made the size-queen dragon happier still as the rabbit meat was waved and toyed with by its owner. He couldn't tell if anyone else in the crowd was offended or as aroused as he was or anything else, and he didn't care
The band was in full-on freak-out mode by now, sharp bursts of feedback cutting the air as the rabbit improvised lyrics about sex and death, still wagging his heavy cock shamelessly. The dragon watched in his spellbound state, body waving to the racket and making his prick rub against the inside of his raintrousers. It felt good, making him twitch a little and stop for a moment out of fear of doing something he might regret. The idea was alluring to him though, and he was horny as hell watching that rabbit show off in his own waterproofs. Nobody was challenging the fact that he was getting off on it. "I could actually do this," the dragon thought to himself, grinning coyly. He glanced either side of him and let himself start swaying again, more thrusting in fact
Now Sedric really was enjoying the gig, eyeing the rabbit unflinchingly as he grooved to the beat of the song, stimulation running through his cock from the sensation of the waterproofs' lining against it, the feel of the material and the heat of his sweat dripping down his scales. It was blissful, loud and exciting, and he almost hoped the guys either side of him could tell what he was doing. They didn't seem to, apparently more preoccupied with avoiding looking at the rabbit's prick that Sedric was busily admiring, but he couldn't tell for sure. "Fuck it," he thought to himself as he licked his lips, "worst they can do is avoid me." He picked up a little more speed, trying to increase the friction of his clothing. No, fuck it, he wanted to do this with his hands. If he was going to be a pervert he wanted to do it properly. Another glance either side to check that he wasn't being paid any attention, then he let one hand off the crash barrier and wrap around the tent in his pants
It didn't take him long. He was already overloaded. A few more strokes were all he needed, head bowing and teeth gritted as he felt one burst of jism after another soiling his raingear. It was utter heaven, orgasm rattling him just as the music was peaking and the rabbit was putting on a show that would've made a pornstar blush. His spunk dripping down the inside of his raingear with his sweat felt wonderful to him, and he smiled to himself and wriggled his toes inside his humid wellies, finally able to focus on the music again. He'd always known it would be an excellent gig
"Guillotine" lasted a good nine minutes in the end, the rabbit finally leaving his prick alone long enough for it to soften and go back in his pants after a jibe from the bassist about Alex upstaging the music. "Just pretend I'm Peter Gabriel," was the rabbit's reply
"Peter Gabriel didn't whip it out, he just pretended to be a flower," the bear answered with a smirk
"Well if he'd had a bigger cock he wouldn't need to." Patches of laughter from the crowd. "Okay let's do a clean song, if we have one of those... This one's called 'Puncture'"
* * *
As the house lights went up and the PA started playing the Flamingoes' version of "I Only Have Eyes For You", indicating that the last encore really was the last encore, Sedric turned and started trying to work through the crowd to leave. "Hey dragon," a blunt voice called. He didn't think about it, there were a few dragons in attendance after all
"In the yellow gear," the voice repeated. Okay, that meant him. He managed to turn around in the crowd and look back at a fat tiger in a roadie t-shirt and trucker cap waving him over
"What's up?"
"Get 'round here," the tiger said, "Alex wants you to have a backstage pass"
Sedric stood there for a moment, surprised, before attempting to blurt out some kind of response. The tiger didn't wait for him to finish it, he just rolled his eyes. "C'mon man, get over here, I wanna get back to the drumkit. There's like a thousand fucking toms over there." Feeling himself grow suddenly extremely jittery, the dragon looked about the room and quickly scurried around the crash barrier to where the roadie gave him a hand up onto the stage. "Here, take it man," the tiger said as he thrust the pass into the dragon's talons, "just go through there," he pointed to the door to the right of the stage, "it's pretty much end of the corridor." Then he slapped the dragon on the back and went back to the drumkit
"Have fun!" the tiger called as Sedric hurriedly set off, not sure if he actually heard the roadie add, "Alex will," as he was going
Backstage wasn't especially glamorous, white-plastered walls that would've been featureless without the cracks and the imprinted dirt. A cat and a pig in security t-shirts waved him through, the pig grunting and gesturing to what Sedric assumed must be the dressing room whilst barely looking at the pass. The dragon nodded in thanks and carried on, trying to better compose himself before knocking on the door
"Yeah come in, nobody's naked," a voice called from inside, and Sedric did so, feeling more nervous now than if he were meeting God. Of course, God didn't do a lot of appearances in full 'gear either. Inside, the band was arranged in various formations around the room, all of them turning to look at him as he entered. At the furthest end was the rabbit, still in full stage gear, sat talking to the hyena who'd stripped to the waist and was towelling himself off. "Ah!" he cried happily as he saw the dragon. "Brilliant! I thought it was going to be Terry for a minute there"
"Um, pardon?"
"Sorry, the tour manager," the rabbit replied as he reached behind himself for a bottle of water. "I was kind of scared you wouldn't want to join us, or Simon wouldn't catch you or something. C'mon man, sit down!" He patted an empty chair next to him and the dragon accepted it, greeting the other band members and blurting out exclamations about how much he loved their music as he did so. They seemed amused to say the least, doubtless used to this kind of jittering from fans, but friendly all the same
The rabbit swigged water, smiled and peered theatrically over his shades as his guest settled down. "So, I'm delighted to meet you, uh..."
"Sedric"
"Sedric!" Alex grinned. "I like that name, it suits you. I guess you already know everyone's names huh? Anyway, this is Jeff," he pointed to the hyena who waved, then to the bears and the cheetah in turn, "and these are Doug, Charlie and Robert, and I guess I'm Rainy." He put an arm around his fan, drawing him closer
"Rainy but not generous with the water," the hyena commented dryly, grabbing another bottle and handing it to their guest who thanked him and drank it thirstily. Where Alex spoke like he'd arrived straight out of Swinging London, Jeff was clearly much more down-to-earth. "I'm sorry about his lack of manners," the hyena continued. His friendly manner took the edge off Sedric's nerves, which were only being increased by the mixture of flattery that Alex was interested in him at all, and the niggling feeling that the rabbit was going to eat him alive
"Ah yeah, sorry," the rabbit replied, ears drooping in embarrassment. "Sorry Sedric, rude of me. I get forgetful, especially being rather dazzled by your threads. I think we may have the same tailor," he concluded, perking up again
"Aw, thanks," Sedric replied with a self-conscious smile, blushing. "I think you look pretty amazing onstage like that, uh, no disrespect to anyone else," he glanced around at the rest of the band, immediately convinced he'd put his foot in it
"Don't worry about it," Doug, the bassist, replied by way of reassurance, waving a paw, "it's kind of useful. As long as Alex is doing his performance art thing nobody notices if we fuck up the songs"
"Oooh, Doug's going to tell you how I'm distracting the audience from the serious music," the rabbit replied, sticking his tongue out at the bassist. Doug rolled his eyes theatrically and continued
"Yeah, well, I've been saying that for years, but no amount of arguing's going to stop Sir Prance-a-lot here from dancing around in rubber. Personally I think we should just go the whole hog and dress up in leather and spikes for contrast"
"Not that Judas Priest shit again," Jeff replied with a snort. "He makes this argument every tour," he added, turning to the dragon
"You like Judas Priest too," Doug replied
"Yeah but only 'cause I got infected by you Dougie." Again to the dragon, "I used to focus on music like Can and Throbbing Gristle until Douglas poisoned me with his metal records"
"Stop." Alex interrupted curtly, holding up his palms in dramatic fashion. "Stop talking about Throbbing Gristle. Seriously right there Jeff, no industrial history tonight while we've got guests"
"I like Throbbing Gristle," the dragon interjected, feeling a little awkward but keen to stand up for the drummer
"Jesus don't encourage him," Alex groaned, "he'd have us actually be Throbbing Gristle if he could"
"You're just scared of Genesis P-Orridge's tits," Jeff smirked
"I think that's a perfectly reasonable response to Genesis P-Orridge's tits," Alex replied, nodding to the drummer and turning back to Sedric. "Sorry man, we've had this argument a lot." He patted the dragon's shoulder. "Come on, let's go talk somewhere else huh?" He'd hopped up from his seat before Sedric could reply, the dragon following him on instinct. The rabbit stopped briefly by Doug, the bassist, to whisper something in his ear. Sedric was sure it must be about him, but whatever it was it made the bear grin widely
"Yeah, works for me," the bear replied. "See you later rabbit." Then he turned back to Charlie and Robert who were now arguing about heavy metal as Sedric left with his hero
* * *
"I guess you guys argue a lot huh?" Sedric asked in the hallway. Alex turned and gave him a smile
"It's more like we ham it up a lot." He opened what Sedric assumed must be a management office and invited the dragon in. "We're all shy guys who like really fucked up records and films. But I like glam and Jeff likes Throbbing Gristle and we all like Alice Cooper, so after I admitted I get really exhibitionistic when I'm dressed up right, it sort of became the happy alternative to just playing in really dark venues. If you ever met me in jeans and t-shirt you'd never guess what I do onstage!"
"I can't imagine you in jeans and t-shirt," Sedric said
"That's the beauty of it," the rabbit beamed in response. "Now Jeff never dresses up, he's completely the anchor," he laughed. "Has a wife at home, doesn't drink, doesn't get high, doesn't touch the girls. Has the most terrifying collection of records and movies you'll ever see though, anything confusing or morbid and especially if it's ten hours long. Everyone thinks I have the wildest tastes in the band because I act the weirdest, but Jeff's our real record collector. I like how straight he is though, nothing phases him and he's always sober enough to deal with it when shit happens. I think the only reason he didn't leave us two alone in the dressing room was to wind me up." He finished the bottle of water and threw it away, then to Sedric's surprise he went in close and tenderly wrapped his arms around the dragon. "You know it's nice hanging out with someone who's not taller than me for a change," he said sweetly. "Hope you didn't feel too much like you're supposed to be my aftershow snack"
Sedric couldn't help grinning shyly. "I don't mind being your snack though"
"Yeah but I like to think I'm a nicer guy than just some horny rock singer," the rabbit replied. "Fun character to play of course, and I could tell you were getting into it, but after a while you gotta take the mask off." He grinned suggestively and added, "unless you're into masks I guess." Then to the dragon's surprise he leaned in fully and kissed him
Sedric blushed as they locked lips, rabbit's tongue slipping into his mouth. Instinct took over, the dragon wrapping his arms around him in turn and stroking his hands over the rabbit's back and buttocks, enjoying the faint squeak of the shiny material. "Wow," he gasped as they parted, "I just kissed Rainy Day!"
"Mmm, you were pretty good at it too," the rabbit replied coyly
Sedric blushed. "I bet you say that to all the groupies"
Alex stuck his tongue out. "Don't be so self-depreciating. 'Sides I don't do a whole lot of groupies 'cause they never want to play dress-up. You wouldn't believe how many guys I meet who see me bouncing around like this and still don't realise this is a fetish thing. Not like you raindragon. Not like you at all." He pressed his crotch more firmly against the dragon as he spoke, Sedric having to stifle a squeak as he felt the rabbit's clearly hard dick pressing against his own through their suits. Alex smiled more widely at that and pressed his nose against the dragon's. "Just tell me if I'm going too far or two fast won't you?"
"Not yet," Sedric replied, glancing down. "Mind if I touch?"
"Thought you'd never start"
The dragon licked his lips, pushing his hand between the two of them to fondle the rabbit's cock through his tight waterproofs. "I um, used to think I couldn't possibly be sexual with someone who was a musical hero of mine," he said, a little embarrassed as he coaxed a moan out of the cock's owner
"But the suit helps, right?"
Sedric grinned self-consciously and nodded, beginning to unbutton the rabbit's trousers. "I hope you don't think I think you're just sexy because of my fetishes though," he added awkwardly, keen not to make a bad impression. The rabbit shook his head
"Mmm, not at all. But us sexy weirdoes have to stick together right?" Alex drew the dragon into another french kiss as Sedric worked his cock free, feeling its silky flesh in his hand as his other continued to stroke his partner's back. "My turn I think," the rabbit said as they parted, then knelt down in front of the dragon, planting both paws on the bulge in his trousers before looking up with a smile and pulling them down. "Oh, you smell good dragon," he said, "you smell like sex"
"Mmm... um, I kind of..." Sedric looked away awkwardly, "got off during your gig"
"Oh really? Wow!" The rabbit laughed. "That's hot Sedric, I really had that much effect on you?"
Sedric nodded, still blushing slightly. Alex smiled and flicked his tongue against the dragon's glans
"Never had a fan cum during the gig before, and you're still like an iron bar. I think I'm going to like you raindragon"
"Even though I'm uh..." Sedric hesitated to say it, embarrassed. Alex finished for him
"Small? Baby I'm ten inches long, everyone I meet is 'small'." He looked up with a filthy grin, massaging the dragon's balls. "And anyway, I kind of already sussed you're not much of a top huh?" Sedric panted and shook his head, and the rabbit paused for a moment
"Seddy, can I ask you a question?"
"Sure"
"I hope I'm not being out of line here but..." he traced a finger along the dragon's dick, "you're not into humiliation are you?"
Sedric swallowed hard, suddenly in the spotlight and having to brace himself to answer. Fortunately Alex did it for him again, cracking into the widest smile yet. "Oh god you are aren't you!" He laughed and licked the dragon's prick from balls to tip. "I do try not to brag about the size of my cock but when I meet guys who're into it it's kind of a treat, you know?" In a flash he was stood up again, their cocks sandwiched together between the two raingeared males as he wrapped his arms around the dragon once more. "May I humiliate you Sedric? I'd enjoy that a hell of a lot, but if you want me to lay off it I will"
The rabbit's smile was incredibly disarming. The dragon had almost considered the 'never on a first date' response, but to hell with it. He was ready and willing to be subjugated by the oversized rabbit and when the hell was he going to get another chance to play groupie to someone like that? He nodded, tentatively planting a kiss on the rabbit's nose for emphasis. Alex licked his snout in turn, planting his hand on Sedric's cock once more and squeezing slightly, making the dragon shiver. "We're going to have so much fun," he muttered, leaning in to his ear and beginning to push the dragon's waterproof trousers down to expose his arse. Sedric whimpered at the touch, realising just what Rainy wanted to do to him with that big dick
Then there was a knock at the door
"Yes? What the fuck?" Alex spat, head snapping back up in annoyance
"Just me boss," came the familiar voice of Doug. "Can I come in? I'm not as used to hanging around hallways like this as you are"
"Oh! Yes absolutely, do come in!" Alex grinned gleefully, turning his head as the door in turn creaked open and the bassist bear stepped inside. Sedric was agog at the sight, the bear who'd formerly been ribbing the bunny so much about his performance methods now dressed in a long black mackintosh and boots. Alex immediately beckoned him over. "Do you mind if my bassist joins in?" he asked as he reached up to stroke the bear's face and pull him down into a kiss. "He's kind of my sub aren't you Doug? It turns him on that a little rabbit like me fronts the band and has a bigger schlong than him, doesn't it Doug?"
The bear looked down, a little embarrassed, and nodded. "Yes boss," he said humbly. Sedric was surprised to find out that the two of them were fooling around, something he could never have imagined, but he was beginning to get the measure of Rainy's tastes at this point. He wasn't sure if he was beginning to get nervous again or just a hell of a lot more turned on by the prospects
"It's okay Doug," the rabbit continued merrily, "Seddy gets off on having his small prick teased as well don't you?"
Sedric grinned and nodded. He was nervous and as turned on as hell. Doug chuckled and went to kiss the dragon in turn as Alex shifted out of their way. "You too huh? He's gonna want us to fuck while he watches y'know"
"I don't mind that," the dragon smiled, slipping his hand into the bear's slicker to feel just what he had to offer and not at all surprised to find he was also naked underneath. The bear was certainly short but thick with it, the dragon wriggling it free to admire as the bear moaned softly. "I wouldn't have guessed you were into this though," Sedric continued, probing a little cautiously. Doug chuckled
"Blame the rabbit"
"Yes, blame me," Alex agreed, arms around both of them as if claiming his prizes. "I'm such a bad influence aren't I Doug?"
"Yes boss," the bear replied, lowering his head to kiss him again. Alex returned the gesture, adding his hand to Doug's dick
"I just need to squeeze this little cock of yours and you jump to obey me don't you Doug?" The bear moaned and nodded in response and Alex grinned and wrapped his other hand around Sedric's. "What about you babe? Does being reminded that you've got a small dick put you in an obedient mood?"
"Shit yes," Sedric replied, panting at the rabbit's touch and words. Alex grinned further, now relaxing into his position as undisputed dominant
"Beautiful. We three are going to have so much fun tonight." He let go and hopped onto the desk, patting his own throbbing cock instructively. "Maybe you two would like to get down on your knees?"
Without a word of complaint Sedric and Doug were both quickly on the floor in front of the rabbit, arms around each other, burying snout and muzzle into his crotch and licking and kissing the bunny dick. The dragon inhaled deeply, smelling the heat and sweat still clinging to the thick pole from his time dancing wildly in the spotlights and struggling to keep his free hand off his own prick. He guessed it was nothing new to Doug, but the bear clearly loved it all the same and seemed like he was fighting the urge to jack off as well. The dragon would've loved to jerk off together with him, or jerk each other off at that, whatever approach they took just to cum all over the rabbit's perfect black boots and lick them clean. Alex himself was happy to sit back and enjoy the two submissives, urging them on and occasionally adding his own hand to the mix to milk his cock and offer drops of precum for one of them to lick from his fingers
Sedric caught a sly look from Doug out of the corner of his eye, then a moment later the bear had Alex's prick in his muzzle, sucking it with a blissful expression whilst the dragon humbly acquiesced, thrusting his own snout into the rabbit's balls as their owner gasped with pleasure. He felt the rabbit's paw stroking his sensitive ear-membranes, encouraging him to lick the furry nutsack more hungrily still whilst Alex's other hand was busy similarly massaging Doug. "Oh Christ Doug," the rabbit moaned after a moment, "I want to cum on this dragon's face. Mind if I do that to you Seddy?"
"Not- not at all," Sedric replied in between slurping at the rabbit's nuts, "please, I'd love it Sir..."
Rabbit and bear both chuckled as Doug let go of his snack and slapped Sedric on the shoulder, edging backwards to let the dragon get properly in place. Sedric didn't even think about it, working on autopilot as he wrapped both hands around Alex's prick now, stroking and jerking and sucking the head of his cock, getting ready to be used as his cum dumpster. Out of the corner of his eye he watched Doug settling back on the floor on his ass, cock in hand as he enjoyed the show and leaving nobody but the dragon unable to get his rocks off. Exactly as it should be, except that Alex had one adjustment to make
"Doug, get up here and make a mess of the dragon too why don't you? I want to see him covered in bear spunk"
The bear obeyed, getting up again and standing next to Alex, kissing his singer again as the rabbit put an arm around his shoulder. At the same time he pushed Sedric's head back, grabbing his cock and jerking himself off furiously in time with the bear. "Hold on to your glasses," Doug managed to half-pant-half-laugh between kisses. Sedric didn't reply, he just angled his head and braced himself, almost squeaking as he was hit full in the snout by the first jets of rabbit cum, bear splattering his cheek a moment later. No matter how much shorter Doug's meat was, he could definitely cum just as hard as Rainy, thoroughly hosing down the thrilled and humiliated dragon
"Now that's nice to see," Alex panted, squeezing the last drops of cum from his prick and letting them dribble onto Sedric's willing tongue, the rest of the mess dripping down his scales and onto his slick yellow jacket. "That's definitely something you need a raincoat for. Hey, tell Doug what you did earlier!"
"Erm, earlier?" Sedric managed, still dazed from the rock star facial
"Yeah, during the gig!"
"Oh!" the frosted dragon grinned sheepishly, turning to the quizzical bear and struggling to his feet. "I uh... I was pretty horny watching Rainy on stage so I, well, jerked off... in my pants I mean, I didn't whip it out or anything"
Doug laughed uproariously at that, so loud Sedric was sure everyone in the building could hear it. "Aww man, you should've done, it's not like it's anything new at our gigs. That's hot though, makes me wish I'd been dressed up as well"
"You hear that?" Alex chuckled, "I'm always trying to get him to wear his raincoat on stage, then he'll smell great afterwards too, but he never wants to do ya Doug?"
"Well I wouldn't want to steal your thunder"
"I think you'd look great like that on stage," Sedric added
"Awwwww see? We need to please our fans Doug." He waited a moment, the bear's expression showing no change, then continued. "Well maybe when we do our ambient side project huh?"
"Well if we are gonna do an ambient side project we should do it before Jeff gets one out. Anyway, enough about side projects huh? I wanna hear more about you blowing your load during the gig, Seddy"
The dragon blushed, as if being stood covered in spunk with his pants around his knees wasn't already deliciously embarrassing for him. "Well, uh, I was just up at the crash barrier, I figured nobody would be looking at me so I just rubbed myself off through my pants. I uh, like messing my gear like that actually, it's pretty hot"
"Fancy doing it now?" Alex asked, finally climbing off the desk. Sedric licked his lips, tasting the mess he was still covered in
"You want me to?" Bear and rabbit nodded, and dragon obeyed. "I'm not going to last long," he said bashfully, carefully pulling his trousers up and over his aching tool
"Doesn't matter, so long as you cum," Doug chuckled, surprising the dragon by pulling him into another kiss, thrusting his meaty paw between them to grab the dragon's dick through his waterproofs. With just a squeeze or two the dragon lost it, muffled moans into the bear's mouth accompanying his prick's spasming in the ursine hand as he felt his spunk filling the inside of his suit for the second time. At this rate he was sure he'd never be able to get this suit clean again, though right now he'd have probably gladly chosen it to be buried in
"Oh god you make the cutest moan when you cum," Alex grinned, adding himself to the duo to lick some of the mess from Sedric's snout. The dragon's cheeks blazed at that, much to the clear delight of the musicians as Doug helped with the clean-up as well. "We should continue this at the hotel," Alex said, patting Sedric's snout once they were finished. "I'm definitely not leaving this guy behind tonight. You think the guys will mind if we have one more in the bus?"
Doug smirked and nodded. "Last I checked Charlie and Rob have women they wanna bring back to the hotel as well. Any more guests and we won't have room for band members"
"Well I can't really leave my car behind anyway," Sedric said hesitantly. Alex lit up at that
"Oh you have a car! That settles it, you can drive us back. Leaves the rest of the band free to pick up chicks and annoy Jeff, right Dougie?"
By now the dragon's legs felt like jelly. He didn't know if actually driving anywhere was even physically possible for him right now, and so he told them: "Okay, sure, where are we driving to?"
* * *
"I've seen you a couple times before," Sedric said as they were weaving through traffic, trying to make small talk and ignore the slippery mess in his trousers that was serving to distract him from the important matter of road safety. "I wasn't dressed like this though. I saw you when you had Rapeguns opening for you and they got bottled off"
In the back seat next to Doug, Alex laughed. "Oh man, yeah, fuck Rapeguns. I didn't like them anyway and Nick was a horrible piece of shit, but we got pressured by the label. They thought they were going to be a really big thing. You know what industry politics is like, I let them plug their 'up and coming' bands on my tours, and they don't make me edit my albums." He paused and then burst into more laughter. "But don't tell the others I said they were 'my' albums, alright? Jeff'll never forgive me"
"Oh thanks, forget about me then huh?" Doug huffed, folding his arms indignantly. Alex smirked and leaned across
"Doug dear, you know you're always in my thoughts"
"Yeah your thoughts about small cocked subs," the bear replied
Alex chuckled and thrust his hand into the bear's raincoat again. "Oh but it's your best feature Doug," he cooed. Sedric was worried he might actually drive off the road if the two of them didn't stop soon
The bear groaned slightly, clearly enjoying Alex's attention. "Don't forget who plays bass on all 'your' records," he replied, "I'm not dime-a-dozen even if I do bend over at the drop of a hat"
"Yes that's true, sorry Dougie," the rabbit said, removing his fingers and licking them deliberately. "And you did write 'Houses On Fire', I always love that song"
"Thank you," the bear said. "If you really want to apologise you can lean over again and stick your face in here to finish what you just started"
"Alright guys," Sedric blurted as he realised Alex was actually going to do it, "I really gotta drive the car..."
"Okay good point, sorry," Doug laughed, roughly pushing his cohort back again. "Sorry about that, we're terrible people," he grinned
"No problem, just hold onto it until we get to your hotel," Sedric replied, glancing over his shoulder. At the very least, he hoped, he wanted to hold onto his own lest the musicians' activities made him mess his trousers a third time
* * *
"It's always a weird crowd," the rabbit smirked as they made their way through the hotel, never missing a chance to talk about himself or his band. "The shock-rock crowd likes how dirty we act-" he caught Doug's dismissive snort, "alright how I act, but they don't know what the hell to do with the tunes, and the muso prog-crowd aren't really into homo glam studs showing off their cocks! Man you should've seen our early gigs, they were chaos"
"And somehow we manage to shift enough records not to need day-jobs," Doug added, nodding casually to an alarmed-looking passerby. Sedric just avoided the raccoon's gaze, not used to being quite so flamboyant in his raingear, if only by proxy. The hotel seemed much too nice to be engaging in mass fetish fiendery in its corridors, and he was relieved when Alex triumphantly presented room 132, the digs that he and Dougie were sharing
"So do you two always share a room on tour?" the dragon asked as he went inside, Doug closing the door behind them. Both rabbit and bear nodded
"As long as we've been screwing around anyway," Doug explained as he climbed onto the bed, arms folded behind his head. "Not so much on the first couple tours"
"On the first tour we slept in the van," Rainy laughed. "But yeah, I could tell my bassist had the hots for his boss. Didn't take too much effort to get this out." He stuck his hand into Doug's raincoat and pulled the bear's stiff, short cock free again, its owner's briefly confident posture quickly replaced by subservient bashfulness once more as Rainy gave it a squeeze. Sedric stood and watched, aroused and unsure what to do with himself whilst these two musicians he was so obsessed with were performing like this in front of him
Alex lay on the bed beside Doug and pulled the bear into a long, hungry kiss, beckoning with a finger for the dragon to come closer. As soon as he was close enough he found the rabbit's hand pulling down his waterproof pants again to let his cock pop free once more, the dragon squeaking delightedly as he found both rabbit and bear's hands molesting him. "Tell him what I did to you next," the rabbit grinned as he broke out of the kiss, moving his hand back to Doug's hard-on. The bear's ears radiated crimson
"He said I could have the first one free but after that I'd have to get a raincoat"
Alex smirked wickedly and unbuttoned his own trousers at last to let his long, thick cock free, stradding the bear at just such a position that Doug, craning his head downwards, could only just nuzzle the tip blissfully. The ever-present shades masking his eyes definitely added to his dominant status, but all the same Alex's smirking became a more affectionate smile, stroking the bear's headfur and inviting the dragon into a kiss now. "I could tell he liked the rubber gear already," he continued as they parted, "you just needed a little training up as my slicker bitch didn't you Dougie?"
"Yes boss," the bear panted, flicking his tongue against the rabbit meat
"Hey Seddy, do you smoke?" Alex asked nonchalantly as he edged just slightly further to let the bear have a closer taste
"Well, uh, I guess you could say that..." the dragon replied, convinced the rabbit was offering a corny lead-up to being told to suck either his or the bear's dick
"Weed?"
"Oh! Oh, right, yeah, okay," the dragon babbled, caught off guard. "Yeah, um, I smoke pot sometimes... don't really do any other drugs... or drink for that matter..."
"That's alright," Alex chuckled, climbing off the bear and leaning in to nuzzle him. "We don't do mushrooms with guests huh Doug?"
"We don't have any anyway," the bear replied, nuzzling back and swinging his legs off the bed, "I think we finished those off in Norway"
"Shit, really? I thought we had some left," Alex replied, ears dropping. "Anyway! We do have the sacred herb. Want to join us on the balcony then Seddy?" The dragon nodded in agreement, the three of them making their way out into the cool night air. Listening to others discuss drugs that weren't cannabis always put him in an odd mood, where intoxication was concerned he much preferred to either discuss toking or to actually be toking
"So are you a weed purist or just not big on drugs?" Alex asked as he was skinning up a pure grass joint. Sedric blushed awkwardly at the question, eyes focused on the glowing, erratic lights of the city
"Er... I guess I'm a purist," he replied. "I have um... kind of a boner about smoking pot"
"Nice, I like the sound of that," Doug chuckled as he hugged the dragon from behind. Sedric had to bite his lip as he felt Doug's stiff cock pressing up against him. Nobody had bothered making themselves respectable again just to stand on the balcony, and the bear's meaty hand was already cupping his balls again
"Yeah," Sedric continued, warming to his theme, "I never get stoned out of raingear"
"Beautiful baby," Alex chuckled, inspecting his handiwork with the spliff. "I think we mostly get stoned when we're screwing don't we Doug?"
"Yeah, this raincoat's seen a lot of weed in its time," the bear smirked, now squeezing Sedric's nuts slightly and grinding against his slickly-covered buttocks and exposed tail
"Yeah, it's mushrooms, the odd LSD tab, that's less of a sex trip and more of a head trip," the rabbit chuckled, offering the joint to Sedric who accepted it. "We do that when we're being arty"
"You mean when we're watching shit like Jakaru and getting panic attacks," Doug replied. Alex burst out laughing at that
"Oh Christ, yes that too. Jesus that episode where the kid's parents turn out to be robots. Have you seen that show Seddy?"
The dragon nodded, turning his snout to meet Alex's lighter as he ignited the joint. The dragon drew on it, enjoying the sweet smoke and already feeling its benefits, both real and psychosomatic. as he took it out of his mouth and exhaled. "I like doing arty things when I'm high as well," he smiled, "I just get very sexual..." he paused and then laughed self-consciously as he offered the weed to the roller. "I'm too... snobbish, I guess, to get squiffy any other way, I'm almost straight-edge really"
"I like that," Alex said, inhaling and exhaling thoughtfully and offering the spliff to the bear, Doug finally taking his hand off Sedric's cock to the dragon's disappointment. "You're into your thing, that's pretty hot. So do you make music or anything?"
"Well, I write and um..." he paused and giggled as Doug exhaled pot smoke over the sensitive membranes of his ears, "I do make music, yeah... I'm not really a musician or anything but I do like, musique concr竪te stuff, like Nurse With Wound and stuff..."
"Remind me again what musique concr竪te is," Doug said as he held the joint up to the dragon's lips for him to inhale. "I probably know but it's not coming to me"
"It's just making music by cutting up and editing sounds, really," Sedric replied, struggling to come up with what he considered an accurate description. He wasn't used to having music geek conversations as part of a stoned threesome, which was not to say he wasn't enjoying the experience
"You remember we let Jeff put all that noise at the end of World Sickness Party," Alex clarified, "and he did "Wide Awake And In A Coma" on... fuck me, which single was that on?" He took the joint in turn
"B-side to 'Aspirations'," Sedric replied, grinning with a mixture of pride and embarrassment at his own geekishness. Alex laughed again, smoke billowing out as he finally pushed his shades up onto his forehead
"Hot, stoned, and you know all our records. You are my new favourite fan Sedric," the rabbit said as he wriggled his way in between the dragon and the balcony, ensuring Sedric was now sandwiched between the bear accepting his turn with the joint and the lapine whose fat cock was pressing against his belly and rubbing against his own. "I'm really glad you didn't tell Jeff you make noise music," he continued, "I don't think we'd ever have been able to steal you away from his Merzbowy clutches long enough to have any fun with you." He took the joint on the dragon's behalf, drawing on it and then pulling Sedric into a kiss to exhale into his mouth
"I uh... think you could've gotten me to stop talking to him," the dragon replied, hands now on the rabbit's slick arse as Doug nuzzled his throat. Alex took his own turn proper with the spliff, then passed it again to his ursine lover
"I want to humiliate both of you right now," the rabbit leered, stroking Doug's cheek as the bear toked, "want me to start with you Dougie?"
The bear exhaled and passed the joint to Sedric, who passed it to Alex, who passed it back to Doug who finally ground it out on the floor under his boot, everyone having had their last of it. The dragon wished he had a better view of it being stamped out, enjoying the way all three pairs of wellies were pressing up against each other. Finally Doug replied, leaning over to kiss his singer on the nose
"You should start with whoever you want to start with, boss. You know I don't get jealous"
"Mmmm, but I want to start with you," the rabbit replied huskily, "don't want you getting too confident do we? Open that mac up for me, everyone should know you're standing around naked in a raincoat for me"
Doug nodded and obeyed, disentangling himself from the other two and beginning to unbutton his slicker. The mixture of embarrassment and arousal was clear, Sedric taking the chance to check out the bear's nude body and how his cute, small cock looked in conjunction with his bulky physique
"Now then," Rainy continued, looking over the balcony, "you know what I want you to do next. It's just bushes down there anyway"
"Yes boss," Doug replied, biting his lip and stepping up to the railing. Sedric had already figured out this was where the rabbit was taking it, but he still went wide-eyed as the shamefaced bear planted one paw firmly on the railing and wrapped the other around his cock to start masturbating
"Good boy Dougie," Rainy said, eyes on his bassist, cock grinding against Sedric's rainjacket, "stroke that little dick for everyone, you know you want them all to know how small and sleazy you are." Doug just nodded, panted and kept on wanking, eyes squeezed shut. "Want to join him?"
It took a minute for the baked dragon to realise the question was aimed at him. "Oh, shit up, I don't know..."
"It's up to you of course," the rabbit said in a softer tone. "Dougie, slow down and tease yourself whilst Seddy makes up his mind okay?"
"Nggh, yes boss," the bear panted, doing as he was told. "One day you're going to get us caught you know..."
"Like the paparazzi cares about prog rock bands in 2011," the rabbit smirked. "And we'd probably just sell a few more records anyway. So you up for it Seddy? I'm not going to push you 'cause this town is probably is where you actually live, but I bet you'd like to give it a shot wouldn't you? All that juicy humiliation"
If he'd been less stoned he would've put up more of a fight, but either way the outcome was inevitable. Sedric found himself sidled up against the bear, slick trousers around his knees as he beat off with him. Not the first time he'd masturbated somewhere he might be seen, but definitely the first time he'd been doing it whilst the bassist for a favourite band was stroking his own and frenching him at the same time. He was dimly aware that Alex was now filming them, having produced a camera from the hotel room and wandering around the duo, offering encouragements and instructions. The dragon wondered if there was a lot of footage of Doug doing this sort of thing, with or without groupies. The thought only made him hornier, hitching up his tail to provide a better shot of his exposed arse, feeling precum dripping onto his fingers and being smeared over his already-slippery cock
"God, I'm so close to cumming," Doug gasped, breaking the kiss, "you want me to hold off Rainy?"
"Not at all, go for it," the rabbit replied, free hand idly massaging his own enormous cock, "I want to see you enjoying shooting that load for me. You too dragon, you feel free to pop just as soon as you like"
The bear nodded and moved his other hand off the railing to cup his own nutsack, the rabbit in turn leaning over the balcony to get a better view. Seconds later Doug gave his singer what he wanted, the bear groaning and growling as his cock sprayed jets of cum through the fence into the darkness and bushes below them. Whimpering and giggling, the dragon followed suit, and Alex whooped with delight
"Bravo!" the rabbit exclaimed, "now don't you two feel much better for having rubbed those little cocks for the whole world to see?"
Neither masturbator replied. Instead they found Alex squeezing up behind them, pulling the two around into a three-way embrace and kiss, three pairs of rubber boots touching toes again, three raincoated bodies pressed close together. "Let's continue inside," the rabbit said, "you can keep your pants down Seddy, you look great with them like that"
Sedric was more than happy to obey, waddling into the room and trying not to trip himself up in his weedy state as Rainy and Doug sat down together on the bed to watch him. Even though nothing specific had been said he was suddenly very aware he was on the bottom of the food chain again
"Turn around dragon," Doug said with a grin. Sedric obeyed, looking back out of the window onto the city lights as he listened to the musicians chuckling and, he was sure, kissing and teasing each other
"Okay Seddy," Rainy finally said, "one of us is getting to bugger you and the other one gets your snout on his cock. And we will be filming it. So who d'you want up your arse, darling?"
"Er... shit," Sedric replied, not daring to look over his shoulder
"C'mon, go with Rainy," Doug snickered, "you know you want his dick up your bum"
"Don't try to influence his decision Dougie!"
"It's a good fuck Seddy, he's bent me over lotsa times! Plus you can still breathe around my dick and I fancy a blowjob"
Sedric giggled at that. He was a size queen anyway, the thought of Rainy Day ploughing him was too good to pass up. "Yeah, I'd like you to fuck me, Rainy, Sir." He heard the rabbit snort and rise from the bed, clicking his fingers to summon their groupie over
Doug already had the camera, laying back down on the bed as he fumbled with it, cock stood hard again. Habitually Sedric managed to stumble over to the foot of the bed to lean over it, bringing his snout close to its work, ready to begin. He couldn't help flashing giddy grins at the bear as he watched Alex digging out a tube of lubricant, squeezing it out into Doug's other hand as the bear greased up his singer. "Feel good boss?" the bear asked. Alex hummed with satisfaction, sliding his dick slowly back and forth in the bassist's hand for a moment before removing himself and walking confidently around to plant both hands on the dragon's sides. Doug in turn patted his soon-to-be-cocksucker on the snout before turning his focus back to the camera. "Say cheese," he laughed
The dragon didn't say cheese, but he did grin heartily as he looked into the lens. He didn't mind being filmed, that was for sure, and especially not by these two. Thoughts of what could happen to the footage after he was gone and they'd moved on to a different town only excited him more, imagining the two of them fucking together as they watched it or shared it with some other cute raingear fetishist they met along the way. He felt Rainy's slicked-up cock sliding between the cheeks of his arse. "I bet you've been fucked by some big guys haven't you Seddy?" the rabbit asked by way of teasing. The dragon blushed slightly and nodded, hoping he was about to get called a slut
"Ever do the fucking?" the rabbit continued. He didn't have to be able to see him to picture the grin that had to be on his face now. He shook his head
"No Sir, not with this thing," he said, hoping Doug's camerawork could pick up his short pecker. Between the camera and the room's collective interest in humiliation he was tempted to mention the inflatable sheep, but the THC and Rainy's paw reaching under him, the idea was quickly forgotten and replaced with a shiver of pleasure
"Damn I love how proud you are of that short cock of yours," the rabbit laughed, Sedric's body tensing instinctively as the singer began pushing into him. "Relax raindragon, c'mon, you're nice and stoned for it, start sucking Dougie's plump little bearcock for us"
"Yeah, c'mon," Doug added, thrusting his hips up and reaching out to push the dragon's snout down again. Sedric obeyed happily, first nuzzling the cock and balls on offer to enjoy their scent and then opening wide to swallow it down to its root. "Mmmm, yeah, good dragon," the bear continued, swallowing hard, "I bet you'd love to cum on my boots too huh?"
Sedric hummed in response around the cock now filling his snout. Alex chortled behind him, cock now pushing several inches deep into the subby dragon as one hand continued to squeeze and stroke the short grey meat underneath. "I think he needs to cum on your wellies, definitely," he grunted. "You're going to cum all over those nice black boots, baby"
The dragon was in no place to disagree. Right now all he cared about, all he wanted to care about, was that he was being put to serious work as a sex toy for two males he considered incredibly brilliant musicians and who just happened to be dressed like his wet dreams. Doug's non-camera paw was busy stroking his cheek and his horns and occasionally pulling his head up or down depending on how the bear wanted to be fellated whilst Rainy gathered pace behind him. And the paw gripping and stroking his own cock, aiming to milk him over those handsome wellingtons, and all of it on camera. He knew he was going to get to lick those boots clean. The thoughts pushed him dangerously close to the edge as it was
"You are just beautiful to fuck," the rabbit moaned excitedly as he pressed his balls up against the dragon's and started pulling back again, "really one hell of a sexy slutty dragon, Seddy"
"Is he better than me?" Doug moaned, casually pushing the dragon's snout down in turn to the point of nearly gagging him. From the sound of the question Sedric was sure the bear would've only been more turned on if he was told 'yes'
"Nobody's better than you Dougie baby," Rainy smirked in response, "but damn you are nice, Sedric. We need... we need more guys like you coming to our gigs!" Sedric could only hum again, his body and mind focused on being filled from both ends by the musicians. Doug had him gripped tightly by the horn now, that convenient appendage that everyone latched onto eventually once they understood just how fully the dragon wanted to be used as their cocksucking whore. He could taste the precum spilling on his tongue, Rainy pushing and angling his body so that not only was the dragon's snout buried in Doug's crotch but the head of his cock was pressing against the toes of his wellies, every thrust from the rabbit ensuring the dragon was unintentionally fucking the gleaming rubber boots. With every stroke his cock was twitching excitedly, leaving trails of seed on the boots he was sure. He wanted to feel Rainy's fat cock cum inside him, to push him over the edge in time with the camera-working bear
"Are you close Dougie?" the rabbit asked breathlessly as he carried on pounding his groupie. Doug growled and nodded, pushing Sedric down hard until the dragon could barely breathe. Rainy laughed approvingly. "Good, cum in his mouth, babe. I want you to swallow every drop of that Seddy, show some respect to the best bassist in the business. I don't think either of us has cum inside you yet!"
"Yeah, that's it dragon," the bear panted, "c'mon, here I go!" He thrust his hips up with a snarl of pleasure, as if trying to get deeper still into the dragon's mouth whilst the hapless submissive tasted the hot flood of cum now filling his snout. As instructed he swallowed thirstily, not wanting to lose the bear's cum. Behind him he could feel Alex grinding towards his own orgasm, and a moment later the rabbit buried himself to the hilt, moaning loudly himself as his cock spasmed deep inside the dragon. The warmth and the stimulation were the final touch for their yellow-slick plaything, whose own cock ended up spraying over black rubber boots just as he was instructed. The dragon could scarcely be sure if he'd blacked out or not, his head was too overwhelmed with the sensations
Sedric felt himself slowly emptying as Rainy eased his dick back out of the well-fucked passage, the dragon uprighting himself again to look down shakily at an extremely satisfied-looking bear. Before he could clean up the mess he'd made, he was surprised by Alex easing around him onto the bed to do it himself. "You bootslut," Doug chuckled as the rabbit lapped up the dragon's cum, shooting grinning looks at both of them and continuing to lick and polish the rubber with his tongue
"I was going to do that," Sedric said simply. The rabbit smiled and climbed properly onto the bed
"Well you can always lick mine darling," he said as he offered his feet to the dragon. And Sedric obeyed, eagerly pressing his snout to the wellies on offer to show some respect to a pair of boots
"Can I ask a question?" he said as he was licking the rabbit's rubber
"You just did," Alex smirked, wiping the cum from his softening cock and offering his messy fingers to Doug, "but sure you can babe"
The dragon ran his tongue across and between the treads of Alex's boot, tasting the dirt picked up over the day, especially, he imagined, from the stage. "How did you get the name 'Total Mind'?"
"Oh, it's to do with the idea of art expanding consciousness. You know how they say you only use 10% of your brain or something, right?"
"Ah, I get it," Sedric replied, kissing the rabbit's left boot-toe
Both Doug and Alex cracked up laughing at that. "Nah, ignore him, we just tell the press that," Doug said as he climbed off the bed to go close the French windows and shut out the increasingly cold night air. "For our first three gigs we were called Total Mindfuck, then we dropped the 'fuck' part because it made it hard to convince people to let us appear at their venues. But the 'expanded consciousness' shit makes a better press release"
"Would you care to stay the night, raindragon?" Alex asked, changing the subject abruptly as he made himself more comfortable on the bed. Sedric, who assumed the window-closing meant two of them were thinking of kicking him out for the night and was preoccupied tugging his pants back up, wasn't sure he'd heard the rabbit correctly in his herbal haze
"Seriously? I mean, yeah, happily! I didn't think you would want me hanging around..."
"Aww heavens no," Alex replied. "I said before, I don't want to be some rockstar asshole. All things considered I'd like to think you're a new friend, wouldn't you Doug?"
"Yeah don't be silly," the bear replied. "'Sides your eyes are glowing pink, you shouldn't be driving home. C'mon, pile on with us huh?"
Sedric giggled. The bear did have a point, and even without the pot he'd smoked he was exhausted from their aftershow party. He shed his glasses and slipped onto the bed next to Alex, Doug following to sandwich him in place, rabbit and bear arms wrapping around him and around each other as he found himself caressed and nuzzled, black and yellow rubber squeaking together. "We are making sure you have tickets every time we're in town from now on," Alex mumbled, kissing the dragon's throat
"Thanks," was all the dragon could muster in response, already slipping into a fuzzy, welcoming sleep