Big Cat-Taur Inc.
Tour Guide: Hi! Welcome to Big Cat-taur Inc., where we take your dull life and turn it into the life of your dreams. We use nanotechnology to change peoples bodies from the outside. Now if you will please take off your clothes because you will no longer need them, and males please come with me.
(To males) Now because we want to be able to control when our females get pregnant, we can't have you males going around having sex with them. So to prevent that, I would like to have half of you go to Line 1, and half of you go to Line 2.
(To females) In Chamber 1 males are being broken down into their parts where they get their penis turned into a vagina. Also, they get breasts and their minds get wiped of everything male and get replaced by everything that mos females know. They remember most non-primerely male things they did, but they remember themselves being females. In Chamber 2 their penis is puled right off and they get sprayed by a clear gas that causes them to melt. Below us is the chamber where they get put in containers for you to take 'cause they make great sex toys if you just stick the container up your vagina.
(A few minutes later)
O.K. Now that everyone is here, lets continue.
This is where you will get ready for the rest of the tour. On your right there are three chambers. Inside those chambers you will see a list on a touch screen with the names of Big-Cats. When you go in touch the Big-Cat you want and put your wrist to the clamps. If I could have a volunteer please... You girl will work, now come with me into the chamber and chose your favorite Big-Cat.
(From chamber) how about lion O.K.?
O.K. now that she has picked a cat you will see steam blown in and... Voila!! We have turned into a lion-taur.
Random Guest 1: And the girl?
Tour Guide: (holds new front paws in air) She has fused with me and is now just eyes and eyebrows on my lion chest. If you want her mouth just go over and pick it up. She can still talk but the chamber changes her outlook on this change and now she likes it. Now if you will please line up in three lines.
(Ten minutes later) O.K. So now we are all in our forms, twelve lion-taurs, five cougar-taurs and two tiger-taurs and how many fused together... three fuses, one of each. Good. Now lets enter the zones.
Random Guest 2: There's no way that this small building in the middle of a city has big areas!!
Taur Guide: We use portals to go to four special areas in another universe: one for Lions, one for Tigers, one for Cougars, and one for Cheetahs. So if we can proceed into our respective exhibits, you will know where everything is as soon as you enter. Oh, and for those who want to stay remove your head when you get in there so that a checkout lady can have proof and you can stay. She will just see that you want to stay and then you can have your head back. So feel free to go into your exhibits and thank you for coming.