Flash Pulp #20 Mechanophilia
#20 of Flash Pulps
Ralph fills up his car in a special way.
The car sputtered impotently to a stop, rolling to the side of the road. The desert sun beat down on the car as the empty highway stretched imposingly toward the horizon.
"I told you we weren't going to make it," the mouse in the passenger seat insisted as he threw his door open and stormed out into the heat. "We should have stopped at that gas station and filled up. But no-o-o, you insisted that we'd make it all the way. So tell me first, exactly where are we? This doesn't look all the way to anywhere."
"I said the whole way we needed," retorted the driver as he joined the ranting rodent. "And we did. I just needed to recover from filling up this morning."
The tanuki languidly strolled around the car, looking as cavalier as he knew how, his signature hawaiian shirt looking even more egregious in the painfully bright sun. His traveling companion, though, was unconvinced, tapping his fingers against his crossed arms. His whole stance screamed of bottled rage as he waited for whatever trick hadn't been revealed yet.
"You never make any sense, Ralph," The mouse declared imperiously watching the plump canid adjust the bulge in his pants
"Hush, Ed," Ralph replied popping open the gas cap and revealing a very strange sight.
Instead of the typically utilitarian and mechanical hole, the gas cap revealed smooth, flesh-coloured fold. If one weren't expecting it, it would be hard to recognize the facsimile of a youthful pussy but Ed caught it. He blushed despite himself, his ears flicking back to hide the ruddy change in skin while his friend clumsily undid his pants.
"You know I have to blow every few hours. I just wanted to make sure I had the biggest load I could before I filled up." He explained as his fat cock spilled down his thigh. As his flesh swelled with arousal it started to look like it might be too much for the remarkably realistic hole. But with a couple strokes he shoved his half-hard length into the obviously soft material, stretching it wide enough to handle his monster. "I really need to get a bigger one, though. I half to be half hard before I put it in or I have to do it by hand and just stick my head against it and hope most of it gets down there."
Ed watched transfixed as the tanuki rocked his hips against the side of his car, fucking it gently as no less than a foot of thick dick pumped in and out, precum dribbling out on some of the backstrokes. He felt his own crotch swell with arousal as his companion filled his gas cap with meat. It didn't even stop when stray cars drove past; Ralph even waved at a truck driver who hooted out of his window, impressed by the sight.
Only for a moment the heavy raccoon dog stopped, only to wiggle his pants down to the dusty ground so his massive balls could slap the side of the car. They weren't as big as his supposedly mystic ancestors' but the dull thump of his bloated, overfull balls were still obscenely huge. Almost cartoonishly large if it weren't for the remarkably perfect shape of them. Still they slapped body loudly, splattering wetly and smearing the precum that was starting to spill down toward the ground in heavy streams.
"Where did you get this car, Ralph?" Ed demanded as he moved to watch more closely as his friend's humongous balls pounded into the car.
Ralph's humps came faster and harder, rocking the machine easily with his swinging weight; the dog pummelling his vehicle with unrestrained need. He lifted a finger to pause his curious friend grunting as his thrusts grew more laboured. Finally he pushed himself flush against his car, howling in climax as his balls jumped with each pulse of cum.
Thick jizz blasted deep into the fleshy tunnel, filling it quick and fast, even stretching it a bit to handle the continuing pulses. Ralph slummed against his car, holding onto it while he kept pumping his rich nut deep into its tank. He pulled back for a moment, letting some air in to help push his cum in but mostly it made a mess.
Long ropes of cum tried to escape around the tanuki's cock head, arcing out in every direction. The heavy spunk was like batter, sticking to everything in its path and leaving swathes of creamy white all over his ugly red shirt. Cum cascaded down the side of the car, coat after coat gurgling loudly as it belched out around his skin.
The raccoon dog laughed as he sprayed himself, reaching to his shirt to pull long viscous strings of cum and flick them down into the dust before sucking his fingers clean. Slowly he pushed his length back in, humping the cum slicked hole gently as he continued to fill his tank. A dense web of cum connected him to the machine while his huge balls pulsed harder and harder, obviously trying to empty themselves into the little car.
Finally the hole erupted again, this time from the car being too full to handle anymore, a massive corona of white cream coating him in a wave of his musky seed. So Ralph pulled back, sending an arc of cum over the top of his car and onto the street on the other side. The hole snapped as shut as it could, though the pussy on it hidden by layers upon layers of thick tanuki jizz, but nothing could stop the pressure in the tank from pushing out massive globs of cum, spurting them out like the car was cumming too.
"Whew, Not a bad load if I say so myself. A couple more gallons and I'll hit the record for the week." Ralph cheered as he swung his cock around, making a wide circle of spooge around himself and finished spewing his seed onto an unfortunate cactus. "Now what were you asking?"
Ed watched cum ooze down the side of the car in amazement. He knew that Ralph was a perv. That much was a given. And though he'd never seen him cum like this he knew what to expect. But fucking his car was something else. Was he really pumping fuel all over some poor desert plant? Then again he'd designed stranger things for their employer.
"You made this didn't you?"
"Don't tell anyone. It's still in prototype. You know how corporate is at the Syndicate. Seems kinda greedy for a company that calls itself Synergist if you ask me but who did," Ralph answered while his cock calmed down and the sun continued across the sky, baking his dick fuel into the sand. He moved to get back in the car and tripped over his own pants, barely catching himself on the ground before he smashed his snout. "God. I should really either stop wearing pants or remember when I pull them down. Lets try and find an out let mall and get me some kilts."
"Let's just get home. Business trips get to me and I need to let off some steam."
"Just do it in the car, I mean can't be worse than fucking it on the side of the road. It'll save me enough time to go shopping."
Ed huffed, blushing again at being caught with a tent as they climbed in. Ralph tossed his soaked shorts into the back seat, and turned the engine proudly as it started up eagerly. The mouse watched as the revving engine, spurred another erection out of the canine beside him and sighed. After a minute back on the road he fumbled his own pants off and starting a quick session. "You win."