FSE

Furry search engine

formerly SoFurry search engine

The Harrison's and Schande pulled up to a rather humongous house. Schande stared at it, open-muzzled in awe as he stepped out of the car. It was the biggest house he had ever seen. Evan noticed Schande's look of amazement and chuckled.

"Nice place, huh?" giggled Evan.

"I-it's amazing!" stammered Schande.

"It's not much, but it's home!" said Mrs. Harrison cheerily.

"Not much? This is the biggest house I've ever seen!" said Schande.

Mr Harrison chuckled, "Shall we give you the grand tour?"

Schande nodded eagerly. Evan took Schande's bag and took it inside. Schande walked into the house, and gasped at what he saw. His vision was filled with very beautiful interior decor. The floor was made up with beautiful marble tiles, that practically shone in the sunlight. The walls were painted with gorgeous yellow and light-blue colors. The walls were plastered with framed pictures. They all seemed to be of the same Pokemon. The Pokemon was small, with an almost star-shaped head. The three points on the Pokemon's head had blue ribbons hanging off of them. Its body was snow-white. But the most amazing feature on this curious little Pokemon, was what appeared to be a third eye. Even more strange, the eye wasn't on its face, but right in the middle of its abdomen!

"What Pokemon is that?" queried Schande.

"That is Jirachi!" answered Mr. Harrison, "Know anything about it?"

Schande was actually an avid reader. He often read tales of the Legendary Pokemon and old Pokelore. Jirachi actually was something he had come by in his studies.

"Well, I've read that he has the power to grant wishes, and he only wakes up for seven days once every 1,000 years. But, it is possible to awaken him early if you sing to it in a pure voice, however if done so, his powers would be very limited."

"Precisely! It has been my life's work to find Jirachi. Thirty-five years, and I have yet to find him..." sighed Mr. Harrison.

Schande was very interested in Mr. Harrison's work. He made to ask him to tell stories of his aventures, when there was a knock at the door.

"I got it!" said Evan.

Evan opened the door, and there was a young Shedinja floating in the doorway.

"Hey Thomas!" greeted Evan.

"Hi Evan!" replied Thomas. He noticed Schande. "Oh, is this the kid your family adopted?"

"Yep! Schande, this is Thomas Jackon, my best friend. Thomas, this is Schande Thompson, my new brother!"

"Well Schande it's very nice to..." Thomas's eyes suddenly glowed red, and his body ticked to one side, "FUCKING meet you!" greeted Thomas.

Schande jumped slightly at the sudden outburst. Thomas giggled.

"I must apologize, I have Tourette's Syndrome! Sometimes it's pretty inconvenient, but it's mostly very GODDAMN funny!"

Schande giggled and smiled at Thomas.

"Hey Evan, I found a new area of the forest that we haven't discovered yet! Wanna come check it out? You can come to Schande!" said Thomas.

"I'd love to!"

"See you later, mom!" Evan shouted.

"Okay, but be back before dark!" she answered.

With that note, Evan, Schande, and Thomas set off into the forest next to the giant manor. They waltzed into the heavy woods.

"It's just over here guys! I've never seen this COCKSUCKING place before!" piped Thomas.

"So it's an area of the forest where Pokemon come to suck cocks?" giggled Evan.

Schande's eyes widened and his sheath stirred. He started to walk behind Evan, as to not be seen. They stopped in front of a bush.

"Uh...Thomas...this is a shrub..." said Evan.

"Knock it down, wise guy..."

Evan whipped his tail around and cut the bush down, all in a fraction of a second with one fluid motion. Schande looked at him in amazement.

"Where did you learn to do that?" asked Schande.

"How do you think I get apples out of trees?" chuckles Evan.

Schande smiled and giggled. The cut down bush revealed a little cave. Thomas peered inside of it.

"It's really FUCKING dark in there!" said Thomas, his swear echoing through the cave.

Yeah it is...Hey Schande, do you thing you could give us some light? asked Evan.

"W-what? Well, I-I could try..."

Schande tilted his head back and shot up a Flamethrower Attack. The flames flooded the cave with light. It seemed to go on for quite a ways.

"Lead the way Schande!" said Evan.

Schande took a nervous glance at the cave, fear flooding him. But he didn't want to look like a wimp, so he mustered up all of his courage, and entered the unknown...