#5 - BETA Testing
#5 of The Many Perversions of Romari Susi
Romari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty nation, and the joint-CEO of a massive worldwide corporation; he's well respected, and is closeted from the rest of the world, though it's a poorly kept secret at best. He shares his bed with his straight-laced secretary, co-CEO, and mate Neal, who is a flying fox (AKA, a fruit bat). Luckily for their domestic tranquility, Neal is rather open to his mate's wide-ranging romantic exploits.
Occasionally joining them in their adventures is the captain of their imperial guard, a raccoon named Taxas.
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BETA TESTING
Consummate Lover Romari:"Love, you have a sweet ass."
Imperial Consort Neal:"Thank you, Dearheart."
Romari:"No, I mean it tastes like caramel fudge. What the hell is this?"
Neal:"Oh, it's part of our company's new line of sexual snack-foods. Flavored personal lubricant. We call it Cockolate, and it's slated to come out next month. I know for a fact that it goes well with our Condom-Mints."
Romari:"How do you know? We never use condoms!"
Neal:"We didn't want to disturb you at the time, as you were down with the flu. A number of men in your BETA harem tested them with me."
Romari: _"BETA-_testing? What a novel idea. What else do we have that needs testing?"
Neal:"We have our new SPF 80 sun-protection lubricant. We're calling it Cock-Block."
Romari:"Gods, no. And fire whoever came up with that name."
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