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Romari Susi is a dirty old wolf, the emperor of a mighty nation, and the joint-CEO of a massive worldwide corporation; he's well respected, and is closeted from the rest of the world, though it's a poorly kept secret at best. He shares his bed with his straight-laced secretary, co-CEO, and mate Neal, who is a flying fox (AKA, a fruit bat). Luckily for their domestic tranquility, Neal is rather open to his mate's wide-ranging romantic exploits.

Occasionally joining them in their adventures is the captain of their imperial guard, a raccoon named Taxas.

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NOBLE BREEDING

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Imperial Sovereign Romari:"Neal!"

Imperial Assistant Neal:"Yes sir?"

Romari:"Retrieve the unofficial Official Breeding Records, if you would."

Neal: *Rifles through his papers* "I have them right here."

Romari:"What day is today?"

Neal:"The 21st, sir."

Romari:"How many times this month have I topped you in our lovemaking?"

Neal:"...Two hundred and ninety-eight times as of twenty minutes ago."

Romari:"And how many times have I let you top me this month?"

Neal:"That would be...three. And that includes The Unfortunate Incident on the morning of the 2nd."

Romari:"Do you see anything wrong with these numbers, Neal?"

Neal:"One side appears awfully...low, sir."

Romari:"That it does. What would you suggest we do about this appalling situation?"

Neal: *Hungrily* "We should strive to increase the number in question, sir."

Romari:"I agree. Neal, bring the lube, drop your pants, and bend over. We've got some catching up to do."

Neal: "S-Sir?"

Romari:"We're behind quota. I need to top six hundred by the end of the month."

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