A Simple Solution
Written By Zander. Whazzette and Zander intellectually copyrighted. If you feel it COMPLETELY necessary, you just have this URGE in the middle of the night to get up and write a story about Zander or Whazzette, I guess you can, but I ask that you tell me before you post it.
This is my second work, and I seem to be kind of stuck on this whole "potty" kick. I hope you like it, though. Let me know if you do. Like I said in my first work, I'll take requests if someone were to e-mail me with a good idea. Blah blah... Here it is.
A SIMPLE SOLUTION
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Whazzette, a 19 year-old gray squirrel walked into the living room and sat on the couch, holding her abdomen.
"What's the matter?" asked the lion already occupying the sofa. Zander was Whazzette's mate, a lion only a year older than she.
"I'm not sure," she said. "I've had a tummy ache for close to two days now. It's really starting to bother me." She put her paw on her stomach and rubbed it lightly.
"Have you-" Zander stopped and picked his words carefully, trying to maintain some level of modesty. "Have you gone to the bathroom recently?"
Whazzette shook her head. "No. I kind of thought that's what it was. I'm kind of..." she whispered, "constipated." She looked down. "I've tried to go. I feel like I really have to, but I haven't been able to." She reached down and lowered the waistband of her red sweatpants, revealing the crinkled plastic of a disposable diaper. "Just in case," She said, blushing.
Zander smiled and leaned over to hug her. "Sweetie, don't worry. Have you tried taking something?" She nodded. He thought for a second. "I have an idea; I use this for myself sometimes, but it's a little unorthodox."
Whazzette held her stomach as a wave of cramps passed. "I'm up for just about anything, at this point." Zander nodded and left. The squirrel waited for her mate to return, her bowels tightening and cramping in seemingly endless waves.
Zander returned holding an orange bag and a white hose. "A hot water bottle?" Whazzette asked, looking at device.
"Well, yes and no," Zander responded. "It came with this, too." He held out the hose and nozzle. "It's an enema bag." Whazzette shifted uncomfortably. "It doesn't hurt," Zander explained. "It feels so nice to just be clean."
"I-, I don't know." Her stomach began to hurt again. "Ugh... Okay. I'll try it. But please, I don't know how to use it and this is all very embarrasing for me."
Zander smiled and petted the back of her neck. "Honey, don't worry about it." She smiled at him and held her abdomen. He kissed her on the forehead and took the bag to the kitchen sink. He reached into the medicine cabinet and put a spoonful of Glycerine into the bag. He turned on the kitchen faucet and adjusted the water, testing it with the back of his paw. He filled the bag, screwed on the hose and cleared the air from it.
Zander walked back to the couch and looked for a place to hang the bag. He removed a picture from the wall and utilised the anchor sticking out from the wall. He motioned for Whazzette to come down to the end of the couch.
"I'm kind of nervous about this, Zandy." Whazzette mumbled.
Zander shook his head. "You'll be fine. You do have to take off your bottoms, though." Whazzette nodded and slipped off her sweatpants and her diaper, Zander automatically noticing that there was already a wetspot in the diaper. He smiled to himself and had Whazzette lie on her front and pull her leg to her chest. "Good," he said simply. "I'm going to put the nozzle in. It won't hurt. The water is warm and will feel very pleasant."
Whazzette took a deep breath and nodded. Zander used a finger and spread lubricant on the nozzle and onto his mate's tailhole. "Ready?" he asked. She nodded and he slowly slid the nozzle into her rectum. "It's in," he said, and she nodded again. He opened the clamp and slowly the water started to flow in.
Whazzette smiled nervously. "It's not so bad." The water flowed into her bowels, a warm feeling spreading through her stomach. "It feels kind of nice."
Her mate smiled and lovingly rubbed her back. "Just relax; we're halfway there." He flicked the hose once to make sure the water was flowing freely.
"I'm starting to feel kind of full;" the squirrel said. "I'm not sure how much more I can hold." Zander clamped the hose and hoped the feeling would pass.
"You need to hold it in, at least for a little while." Zander rubbed her lower back. "Let the water settle."
"I don't think I can... I have to go!" Whazzette exclaimed, pretty urgently. Zander nodded and picked up the bag off the wall and motioned to the bathroom.
"Go slowly to the bathroom. I'll help you. You have to leave this in until you get to the toilet." Zander explained all of this straightforward and bluntly, no time to use any sort of discretion in his language.
Whazzette stood and clenched her buttocks. She nearly ran to the bathroom.
She threw open the door, Zander barely able to keep up. Whazzette sat on the toilet and yanked out the nozzle, her mate reeling it in trying to keep it from falling into the water. "Get out!" She yelled, pointing for the door. A pained look on her face, the lion gave his mate her privacy. He quickly closed the door.
He took the bag and put it in the sink. The sounds of water rushing into water came from the bathroom, punctuated by the sounds of two days' bowel movements being released all at once. Zander waited outside the door, concerned for his mate. "Are you okay?" he asked.
A muffled "Yes." came from the bathroom. Zander waited for a moment and heard a final release into the water, followed by a loud, contented sigh. He smiled to himself and went to sit on the couch. The toilet flushed and the water ran, the squirrel washing her paws. She emerged out of the bathroom, blushing a little.
"So?"
"So it worked," she said. "I hate it when you're right." She punched him in the shoulder.
"Ow." She picked up her sweatpants and put them on. She tossed her diaper across the room into the garbage and sat on the couch with her mate. She laid her head on his chest and smiled.
"Thanks." He smiled back and held her close.