Knot Funny
Disclaimer: This story is a work of furry fiction, and contains sexual acts between two anthromorphic males, a wolf and a lion. If such a story offends you, or reading such material is illegal in your country... DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER!!! Thank you.
Foreword: This story is simply a point of view and does not necessarily depict the direction that the artist may have originally intended. It is up to the viewers of it (such as myself) to determine what happens afterwards.
Knot Funny
Story idea based on a picture drawn by Lionus Goldenmane
Written by Alden Gilchist
The bell rang in Southlake High school signaling the end of the class period. Dai, a
lion attending a pre-calculus class, was exiting the room along with the other students. Quickly moving through the hallways towards his locker, he passed a friend of his, Jarred, along the way. The wolf grinned to himself as he unzipped his backpack in his paws before he followed his friend to his locker.
Dai spun the dial until the lock released and opened his locker. After placing his books upon a shelf, he reached for his house key as he didn't live very far from the school and regularly went home to eat. When he closed the locker and turned to walk towards the door, Jarred was standing right there on the other side of the locker door. Dai was surprised, not expecting to see him there. He was slightly unnerved by his friend's grin, not sure what to think about it.
"Oh! Hey, Jarred!"
"Hey Dai. Nice to see you."
"Aren't you going to go eat lunch with everyone else in the lunch-room?"
"Actually, I was planning on eating lunch at your place today."
Dai was puzzled, and knew his friend was planning something. "Uh... sure... but this is kinda sudden you know."
Jarred moved closer and put his arm around his friend's head, pulling him closer to him as he said, "Maybe, but I think you would like to have something back, and I can't give it to you here." He lifted his backpack, holding it up to where Dai could look inside through the small opening that was made as the wolf continued, "See what I mean?"
What Dai saw left him awe struck. It was his missing issue of PlayLion that his cousin Derrick gave him after visiting him a couple years ago! He blushed deep red as he looked back up at his friend, knowing that now is not the best time to ask him how he got it, and to ask for his magazine back. His pants also was starting to become slightly uncomfortable as seeing the cover caused him to become slightly aroused.
"So there's no problem in me coming over then, right? Aren't your parents at work?"
"Y-yeah, they're at work right now. We should hurry while we still have time before the lunch hour is over."
What happened next took him by surprise. Jarred leaned in to where no one could see, and licked Dai on his muzzle. Numerous emotions and thoughts ran through his mind, and was not able to think straight as Jarred zipped up the backpack and put it on.
"Then what are we waiting for?" he said with a sly grin as he walked away and out of the school building's side door.
Dai couldn't believe was was going on. His friend has his magazine! And what was that lick for just now? Did his friend, whom he secretly had a crush on, just lick him affectionately? Snapping back to his senses, he nervously looked around to see if anyone had seen or heard the short exchange that occurred between him and Jarred. Satisfied that no one was staring, and hoping no one had seen anything, he quickly ran towards the door and outside to where Jarred was standing on the end of the sidewalk.
"I bet you're wondering how I got that issue of PlayLion, huh?" Jarred asked Dai as they walked down the sidewalk and away from the school.
"Y-yes, I was. How did you get it?"
"Well, that was your fault for letting yourself be seen with it."
"Huh?!" he wondered in shock, looking up at his friend's face.
"Remember that sleep over last month at my place?"
"Yeah, I remember that. I still remember winning that game of-"
"I still swear you cheated, but that's not what we're talking about here. See, you had it in your sleeping bag, and somehow, it ended up under my bed in plain sight of you while you were there. Now, I saw that you had it with you in your sleeping bag when you when we were at summer camp."
Dai blushed again, knowing that his guess was right. He did have it at summer camp. He thought he had lost it from one of his late night trips to the restroom to paw off. But how did he get a hold of it? And why did he not return it?
"So, how did you find it?"
"I followed you once on one of your trips to the restroom. See, I know you don't like to be staying up all night for no reason, so I wondered if you were having stomach problems. Imagine my surprise when I heard pages flipping within the restroom stall and you were breathing heavily inside? Of course, I didn't look. If I did, you would have been surprised, and I didn't know what to think at the time either, so I pretended I was rushing in there to take a leak."
"That doesn't answer my question," Dai said slightly annoyed as they arrived at his place.
"I heard the sound of paper moving inside your sleeping bag as you crept back into your sleeping bag, so I knew you hid it in there. I'd like to share more, but let's go inside first."
Dai unlocked the door and they walked in. They took off their shoes as the white carpet was recently steam cleaned before walking any further past the tile entryway. Jarred set his backpack on the couch and unzipped it again, pulling the magazine out of it.
"I was curious as to what was making that noise, so when you were asleep, I slipped out of my sleeping bag. I saw yours wasn't zipped up, so I lifted it carefully near your feet and found it."
"So you stole it," Dai asked a little angrily, folding his arms as he looked at him.
Jarred sat on the couch and opened the magazine up as he went on, "I didn't have a good enough grip on it, and when it fell out, it opened up to this page."
Dai walked up behind him and looked over his shoulder. The page revealed two lion males on a bed, both of them naked and with erections in the other's muzzle as they fucked one another in the 69 position. This was one of Dai's favorite pictures, and the front of his pants was starting to show just that. He was glad he was standing behind the couch so it made it easier to hide his growing erection.
"I wanted to know what you were doing, so I thought I could borrow it for a moment. I took it to the restroom with me and read the story under the picture."
Dai was going to say something when he saw something fall from Jarred's face. Looking down, the wolf's pants near where he held the magazine was slightly damp as he saw what looked like water fall onto his pants again. The lion realized that his friend was starting to cry, and chose not to interrupt him just yet.
"It was the first time I ever saw porn before... the first time I pawed off before. I was excited, but then I was scared. I've didn't realize that I liked guys in this way until then. I also had developed a crush on you, but I knew I had to return this to you before you found out. But when I got back, your sleeping bag was already zipped up and you were rolled on top of it."
Slowly, Dai walked around the couch and sat down next to his friend. He looked up
into his friend's face and saw the tears forming and dripping down onto his shirt. He then realized that his friend had feelings for him, and accusing him of stealing the magazine had hurt his feelings.
"The next day, we were home. I was too embarrassed to just hand it back to you, and of course my parents would have flipped out if they saw it. I knew I had to get it back to you as soon as I could. I asked for you to come spend the night before Spring break was over that weekend so I could try and slip it back into your sleeping bag. However, I couldn't find it the day of the sleepover, and I was embarrassed even more when I found it under my bed in plain sight."
"Jarred..." Dai started to speak, but couldn't. His voice cracked and he couldn't talk for a moment. Instead, he listened to his friend as he went on talking.
"But what was most embarrassing was what you did in your sleep," he said as he finally looked up at him with a smile on his face.
"What I did in my sleep?" he asked his wolf friend, "What are you talking about?"
"Your sleeping bag was unzipped that night, and you were touching your tailhole while barely mumbling my name."
Dai blushed deep red as he tried to hide his arousal from him. It's true he fantasized about being taken by Jarred, but to have actually done something like that? It sounded too fishy to believe.
"Oh come on... You're making that up!" he said with a smile on his face.
"No I'm not! And besides, is it my fault that your manhood was exposed to me then?"
"Wh-what?!"
"Yup!" he said, wiping his face and grinning. "Well, at least the head was poking out from under your shorts. I really had to strain myself not to touch it either, else I might have woke you up."
An idea popped into Dai's head and he said, "So what you're telling me is that you've seen some lion dick in a magazine and that you've seen a part of mine. Is that is?"
Now it was Jarred's turn to blush as his eyes grew wide with surprise. "Uh... Er...
Th-that is..."
Dai purred mischievously as his tail wagged back and forth a bit. One of his paws had placed itself on the zipper of his blue jeans and unzipped them. In a quick motion, he had pulled his hardening erection out of his shorts into full view of his friend whose eyes almost instantly fixated on it, muzzle agape in surprise.
"Well?" he said after a moment of silence, "Aren't you going to touch it? I know you want to, so what's stopping you?"
"I... really...?" Jarred said while at a loss for words as he tried to speak.
Dai moved closer to his friend, sitting directly next to him and looked up into his face with the same mischievous grin that he almost always has on when he does something that could get him into trouble.
"Yes you can, but I've got a condition."
"A... a condition? Wh-what do you want?"
"I've only seen lion dick too, though I've read some stuff about canids in an anatomy book. So, you have to show me yours and let me touch it as well if you want to touch mine."
Jarred's faded jeans grew very tight as the area around his crotch budged. His paws shook both nervously and excitedly as he reverently set the magazine down on the nearby glass coffee table before bringing them to his pants. Unzipping them, he pulled out his hard shaft for Dai to see.
Dai looked on speechless for a moment, not sure what to say at first. He had read
articles about a canid's cock was tapered at the tip, but didn't really understand it until he finally got to see one first hand. The other thing that intrigued him was seeing the large bulb at the base near the wolf's sheath. Perhaps this was the "knot" he read about.
Unconsciously without saying anything, Dai started to reach forward towards Jarred's hard on, dripping clear pre down from the tip. Before he could reach it, the wolf's paw took a hold of his paw. As Dai looked up, he found himself muzzle to muzzle with his friend in a passionate kiss. At first, the young lion was unsure if he should be doing any of this or not, but his apprehension gave way within moments as his friend reached under his white shirt, scritching lightly at his golden furred chest.
Jarred couldn't believe his luck. Here he was with his best friend, and now they were kissing each other like a couple of lovers would. His dream of being romantic with him was starting to become a reality. He gasped suddenly and blushed when Dai rubbed the tapered tip of his length, causing him to instinctively thrust upwards into his paw. The wolf ran a paw up his friend's leg, rubbing the inside of his leg gently before finally arriving at it's destination and rubs the lion's pre slicked shaft.
Dai moaned into the kiss as he gripped his friend's cock, stroking it up and down,
smearing the pre as he did so. Both of their tails danced about excitedly as they fondled each other while kissing, letting the other's tongue slide inside each other's muzzles. Finally, Dai parted the kiss, causing Jarred to whimper as he wondered if he did something wrong.
"Why don't we go to my room and try something that these guys are doing here in this magazine?" he said with a gleeful look as he picked it up. "I believe it's called a 'blow job.'"
Jarred's ears perked up, his tail wagging excitedly as he replied, "I think I read about that. Isn't that where a guy puts his dick into another guys butt? I've been wondering if that's right."
"That's called 'mounting', and I'd like to try that too. It all looks so fun to do, and these guys seem to enjoy doing that, so why not try it ourselves?"
Jarred gave him a questioning look as he said, "Are you sure? I mean..." He looks at a clock and says, "We've got forty-five minutes until the next class starts."
"We'll have plenty of time! Come on!"
Dai stood up and ran upstairs, his erection bouncing up and down as he went. Jarred followed him up to his room and stood in awe as Dai stood near his bed undressing himself, exposing his entire golden furred body to the wolf whose tapered tip leaked more pre. The young lupine's length was rock hard as he entered the room and started to do the same thing, stripping down to just his b-day brown fur suit.
The lion pulled his friend onto the bed with him after setting the issue of PlayLion on the night stand. He then moved himself around to where they each had access to the other's cocks and started licking Jarred's tapered tip. The wolf moaned in pleasure and any hesitation he had about touching his friend's private areas was completely gone. He gripped his friend's shaft and licked at the tip before placing it in his muzzle just as he read about in the magazine. Dai moaned aloud and started to do the same, bobbing his head up and down along the canid's prick, squeezing his knot and was rewarded with pre. The two of them were surprised at first when they tasted the clear liquid, but quickly became accustomed to it.
A few minutes passed, and Dai pulled away from his friend, getting up on all fours before him and raised his tail out of the way. Jarred stared at the exposed tailhole, instinct now starting to drive him, and knew what was being asked of him. Following suit, he quickly moved up to his friend and placed the tip of his cock at the lion's tight ring, barely pressing it inside. The feeling of warmth almost overcame him, but choose to slowly enter him. Dai at first gritted his teeth and refrained from letting out any noise of discomfort, but quickly started to moan as waves of pleasure ran through him.
Jarred quickly humped into his friend's tight tailhole after some initial slower thrusts. The wolf panted heavily as he wrapped his arms around the lion's body and gripped his cock, pumping it as he thrusted in and out furiously. Dai's eyes shut as all he could do was moan in pleasure. The sensation of the wolf's cock thrusting up into his ass and having his own stroked at the same time was nearly overwhelming. A few moments later, he felt his balls tighten up and knew his orgasm was close. At that moment, Jarred slammed into him fast and hard, forcing his knot through the tight ring where it finished inflating to it's full size. Both of them climaxed at the same time, howling and roaring in extreme pleasure.
The two collapsed onto the bed, the wolf laying on top of the lion as they panted heavily, completely out of breath. After finally catching his breath, Dai started to crawl forwards while Jarred still had his cock buried in his rump. He immediately froze when he heard him yipe, and also felt something pulling back against his tight tailhole.
"Ow!" Jarred yelped as Dai started to pull away from him.
Dai looked behind himself and saw his brown furred friend whimpering and winced in pain as he moved his rear. He read how canids "tie" with the one they are breeding with, and that when the female tries to get away from the male before the knot deflates, it can cause extreme pain to the male.
"Ok... Your knot should deflate soon, right? We might be late for class, but this was soooo worth it all."
"Y-yeah..." the wolf sighed in delight as he leaned forwards and licked at his friend's ear. "I think this was the best moment in my life."
"Mmmm... mine too..."
Time passed and the two of them watched the clock, trying to part from each other
now and then, but to no avail. Chemistry class was just about to start, and he desperately needed those notes for the test tomorrow. As he tapped a finger on the bed, he remembered about an anatomy book that he had under his pillow. Dai reached under the pillow and found the book, and opened it to where he had a bookmark on canid anatomies.
"What book is that you've got?"
"Just an anatomy book I checked out from the library. There's no pictures or anything like that in it, but it is descriptive. Ah, here it is. Let's see... 'Canids can become knot-locked for anywheres between ten minutes to se'... several hours?!"
"What?! Really?"
"'Of course, the latter is very rare'... I hope that this isn't the case," Dai said with a frown.
Jarred's ears folded back as he whimpered, "I hope we can at least get back to school before your parents get home."
"I hope so too because dad will be home in another twenty minutes."
"How do you know he'll be home soon?"
"Last year I had chicken pox. Even though I was taking care of myself, my dad always came home around this time to take care of some business while he ate lunch here if there were no appointments with a client. At least that's what he told me. I know that a doctor who is a friend of his came in and checked in on me from time to time, but spent more time talking with my dad down in the study. All I really remember about him was that he was a white furred wolf that looked like he worked out probably as much as my dad does."
Jarred hung his head low and whimpered again. However, his head perked up when he heard the sound of the garage door opening. Dai also sat up when he heard the noise.
"What the...?!" the lion said aloud in a low voice. "He's home early?!"
"Wh-what do we do?!" the wolf said panicked.
Dai grew frantic, but nothing came to mind on what to do. What was worse was that the door to his bedroom was left open. The door from the garage into the house opened then closed a moment later. Footsteps were heard as someone walked up the stairs. However, they suddenly stopped and no one was seen when the lion looked behind them. A sigh followed a second later, and Dai saw his father, Geoff Blackclaw, walk up the stairs.
Dai was puzzled as to why he didn't stop or say anything to them, but instead went to the master bedroom. He crannied his neck around to look at Jarred, who shared a puzzled look on his face, but they both remained quiet. Suddenly, Geoff jumped out into the doorway to the room and a flash of light filled the room. Dai and Jarred looked on in total shock as they saw that a picture was taken of them!
"Dad!" Dai exclaimed, his face red with embarrassment, "What are you doing?!"
"Insurance, my son," he said as he lowered the camera. "Insurance that the two of you will graduate and go on to college unless you want something like this to go public. I know that Jarred's family, the Barrows, are highly religious, so this would really hurt him more than you."
"But why, Mr. Blackclaw?!" Jarred whined, "This is blackmail!"
"Is it?" he said as he entered the room, "Perhaps. But towards a better end. Usually, blackmail involves one party gaining while the other loses while failure tends to cause public humiliation. However, that wasn't my terms, was it? All I want is for the two of you to be successful in life, and that means for you two to go to college and learn a trade. So really, it's up to you two."
"Dad, how did you know where we were? You just made a beeline right upstairs!"
Geoff walked around the bed and picked up the issue of PlayLion that was laying on the night stand. He held it up and shook his head at his son.
"This is how. Your mother and I found it one day while cleaning your room. We were hoping to at least hear from you if you were just curious or 'in the closet.' At least I have a better guess since the school called me saying you didn't show up for class after lunch."
Jarred looked up at him with puppy-dog eyes as he said, "What are we going to do,
Mr. Blackclaw? How do we explain to the school that we were having sex when we should have been back by now?"
"Why, the truth, of course."
"But dad-!"
Geoff held up a paw signaling for him to be quiet as he went on. "I'll tell the school that you two came here to eat. You two simply ate some bad food, got sick, and had fell sleep in hopes of just sleeping it off. A friend of mine is a doctor, so if they ask for a doctor's excuse, that can be arranged too. Now then, if you two will excuse me. I need to take care of this picture that I had just taken."
Geoff set the magazine down and walked out of the room, despite Dai and Jarred were protesting. Jarred started crying as Mr. Blackclaw walked downstairs, and Dai guessed that he went to the study where his computer was. A few minutes later, he returned upstairs with the camera in paw and held it up as he showed them that he deleted the evidence off the camera.
"Now then... Lets see if I can remember how to take care of this situation."
They looked up at him as Dai asked, "What do you mean, dad?"
Geoff chuckled as he replied, "When I was your age, I was also curious about men
myself. I just find it funny that history is repeating itself through you two."
The two of them looked up at him with mixed emotions. Dai couldn't believe that he was hearing from his own father that he had at one time been tied to a canid male as well.
"It has been a while since you two got this way, right?"
"Yes, Mr. Blackclaw."
"May I have both of your permissions to check and see if I can separate you two?"
The two of them nodded in approval before Geoff knelt down on the bed next to them. Placing his paws on his son's rear, he pulled the cheeks apart slightly as he looked at the swollen knot engorged on the other side of his tailhole.
"Oh yes, you're certainly a big boy, Jarred. I'm going to guess it'll be about an hour to an hour and a half before I can safely separate you two, but I'll have to check again before I try."
"So, dad, you, um... You also-"
The older lion laughed as he finished his son's sentence "Had sex with another guy? More than once, yes. In fact, since my marriage to your mother isn't going so well anymore thanks to my views on gay sex, and the fact that she's got her eyes on another man, my doctor friend is looking better and better."
"Wait, this doctor you mentioned earlier is the one you've had sex with?" Jarred asked.
"Since I was around your age," he replied, smiling.
"So then... this means you're not against what we're doing at all, sir?"
A knock was heard downstairs which got their attention, causing Geoff to pause for a moment before replying, "Not in the least, Jarred. In fact, he's here now." He stood up, walked over to the window and looked outside. "Hey, Craig? Come on in and come upstairs for just a minute. I could use your help with something."
"Alright!" came a reply as Geoff returned to the bedside.
"Dad..." Dai said in a low voice, "This is really... really embarrassing"
"I know, son, but I hope you two learned a lesson from this."
Dr. Craig Sutherland walked up the stairs and stared into the room with a straight face as he paused for a moment on the stairs. He entered the room, taking off his doctor's coat as he came in, laying it down over his bag that he sat down on the edge of the bed. He stood over them with his arms folded.
"Well, well, what do we have here? Who's your friend, Dai? He's cute."
Both of them blushed as younger wolf replied to the older one, "M-my name is Jarred, sir..."
"Jarred? Heh... and an even cuter name. Well, Geoff, I think I can see what you need my help with." He knelt down and looked without touching them and continued, "I'm guessing that they missed a class or two, huh? Looks like he's got about as big a knot as me. You two want to stay like this for a while longer, or do you two need to be separated right now?"
"We would really like to be separated, Dr. Sutherland," Dai replied to him, eyes shut and leaning his forehead on the bed too embarrassed to look up.
"Then you two have no problem in me touching your private areas then?"
Puzzled, Jarred asked, "Why are you asking first? I know you're a doctor, but Mr.
Blackclaw did the same thing as well."
"Because, even though you're both eighteen years old, to us, you two are just kids, and we won't touch you two sexually. I think there's no argument on that, is there?" After a brief moment of silence, he asked again, "May I proceed separate you two, knowing where I have to place my paws?"
They both answered yes at the same time, then reached into his bag. From it, he
pulled out a small bottle and some gloves, flicked it open, and poured a small amount on his fingers. He proceeded to apply the clearish liquid around the base of Jarred cock, which had slightly enticed a moan from him.
"You two really should use lube when you have sex. Not only does it help make
sliding a penis or a dildo in and out easier, it also helps for canids like myself and Jarred here to withdraw when knot-locked and need to get separated for any reason."
After a few moments of lubing them up, as well as thrusting the knot back and forth, Craig pulls Jarred's engorged knot free of Dai's tailhole. The two of them sighed in relief as they were finally able to sit down normally. The four of them talked for a while which finally helped Dai and Jarred to relax. True to his word, Geoff made the school and Jarred's parents believe that they were simply recovering from food poisoning.
Although Dai's test scores weren't as high as they could have been for his chemistry test without any notes, he continued to study hard for the rest of his senior year. It was an added bonus that his dad allowed Jarred to come by more often, and that he was able to get his wife out of the house so it was just the two of them alone. Although at first Jarred didn't want anything to do with Dai after that incident, he found himself talking to him more and more, and the two of them became even better friends than before. However, they decided to not be lovers, choosing to first date other people before they made that decision.
They were both glad when they saw Geoff delete the picture he took when they both started college together. Since then, whenever people joked about a canid's knot, the two of them would just smile and say, "That's knot funny."
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Author's note: I had this posted on Furaffinity a while back, and finally decided to post it here. However, thanks to one person who commented on it, I actually am working on a serries to go with this story. I thought I'd upload this one first so you can see where the serries came from.