My Little Pony: Friendship is Mangi
This was my entry for the 2012 AC Iron Author competition, with the theme being transformation. It ultimately took second place, but I achieved another honor. I became the first author to be banned from submitting to any future AC Iron Author panels on their very first try
For a quick rundown of Iron Author, you are supposed to write the worst possible story that you can think of that fits the theme, so here it is, in all of it's dirty, nasty, misspelled, twisted, and incorrect glory. When I read this out loud to the room, people were horrified, so clearly I went in the right direction
Read at your own risk! Evil laugh I take no responsibility for any impacts this story may have on your health or damage that you will do to your TV when you're unable to watch My Little Pony ever again and throw the remote at it.
However, if you're able to clop to this, then may god have mercy on your soul, you sick fuck.
Dear Princess Celestia,
I never thought it would happen to me, but I learned something very new about friendship and how magic it can be.
It all srarted last week in the library. I was browsing through the shelves and Spike called me over, saying "Hey twi,whats this?". I noticed his pert and perky ass and tail were wiggling excitedly, much like when he gets his monthly issue of raritys secret.
I cloped over and looked down, there was a small yellow book thst was covered in dust and i picked it up. Blowing on it there was a cloud of sparkly dust and i read the cover. "transformations for dummies" it was called, so I read it. What i found sounded really awesome so I decided to try a spell out to see if it worked.
"oh spike..." I yelled. "Yes sparky?" he said. "Don't call me Sparky!" I screamed. He came to me cowering, "Im sorry twi, please dont punish me with a golden shower like last time!"
"Just stand right there". I chanted some of the words thst was in the book and..........nothing. I dont know what i did wrong so I tried another one. There was a wooshing and then smoke appeared and where spike was standing there was now a slightlyblonde guy who was pale,skinny, and in the light he sparkled. He was the prettiest human i had seen, from the nights i was secretly clopping to a book with an apple on the front of it.. Then i looked downward and noticed the large uncut cock that swung freely over his heavy balls. He was so much bigger than applejacks brother!
He looked at me. "Twilight? What did you do to me?" "oh i tried this spell Edward." i said "what the fuck is an edward?. What did you do to me pony?" "oh Spike, i just made you better for me, because you know ive always liked you, but I just coudnt clop to you in your current form. But, I can clop to this!"
Spike looked at me, "really? I wanted you too, but really, i dont think I can clop to you like this."
"Oh it wont matter in a moment." I produced a needle and stabbed it into the leg of edward. His eyes went wide and then he froze up. Then he looked at me his massive man meat pointing right at me. "oh my edward, what are you going to do to me, a poor inmocent pony?"
He just stared, then he came over and wrapped his muscled arms around my mane and bit my neck. I screamed out and I felt my pony pussy become wet and throb for his throbbing cock in me. "oh please dont kill me ed, im only a virgin and i dont want to die that way!"
He pulled away and looked at me, "oh really?" he pushed forward and i felt his massive throbbimg cock go right inside my tight twat. "oh baby youre so big, please fuck my pony pussy, i so need to clop to this right now."
He thrust in further, and thrust and thrust, i thought it was going to come out of my mouth it was going in so far. He stopped but i wanted more, i pushed aginst him. "MORE! MORE!" i cried out, wanting thst big sparkly vampire cock.
There was a crash at the door "what in tarnation is going on here?" i saw an orange pony with three Apples on her big beautiful ass. Applejack! She was always my favorite. I chanted a few words and she was suddenly transformed into a ghetto pkony, with a tasty looking booty to match. "hey bitch, why you gettin all on my man? I will cut you, baltimore style!" i looked at her and said "shut up and sit on my muzzle, ho!"
Applejack came over and slid her hot wet pussy over my nose, ilapped at her apple tasting pussy lips. Omg they were so sweet that eventually i wanred more. Edward was still tearing up my twat so i went for it, biting and tearing off a chunk of her walls, tasting like the sweetest apple pie. I chomped and chewed on that sweet pussy, her blood filling my mouth and inlapped it up.
"yeah bitch, you like that, dont you?" applejack said I said nothing, continuing to eat her pussy.
Suddenly edward cried out and my pussy felt slippery and warm s his thick cock thrust in and filled me with his hot white sparkly vampire spunk. I pulled my bloody muzzle out of ghetto applejacks well eaten pussy
"fuck, that was awesome" I moaned. "Yeah, youre a hot and sexy pony" edward said "yeah, you eat pussy better than that ho rainbow dash" moaned ghetto applejack.
"now to erase the evidence" i said. A few words and thd both of them were knocked out. I performed the final spell in the transformation for dummies book and both of them changed bsck into themselves.. An hour later they woke up.
"what happened?" they each said. "you both fell asleep, its been so hot lately" "that doesnt explain the dream twilight." said applejack. "I could have sworn I heard you scream." "oh, i saw a spider." "oh" they said
Then we all went on our way. So the lesson here is to use your friends for your transformation experiments and they can give you many benefits, including learnjng pony things you didnt know you liked!
Your Faithful Student, Twilight Sparkle.