Captain Incesto and the SPAAACE BABIES
flash fiction - under 100 words
There is no Captain Incesto because I ate him. He did not give me considerable rectal distress because I possess no such rectum because I'm a skeletal dinosaur. There are no Space Babies.
I can't believe you ever thought there were. I mean what the fuck?
Who would put babies in space?
What kind of sick fuck would shoot helpless infants straight up into orbit?
Well I'll tell you who.
Captain Incesto.
Na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na
your mom.
(exeunt)