Captain Incesto and the SPAAACE BABIES

Story by giant floating meat on SoFurry

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flash fiction - under 100 words


There is no Captain Incesto because I ate him. He did not give me considerable rectal distress because I possess no such rectum because I'm a skeletal dinosaur. There are no Space Babies.

I can't believe you ever thought there were. I mean what the fuck?

Who would put babies in space?

What kind of sick fuck would shoot helpless infants straight up into orbit?

Well I'll tell you who.

Captain Incesto.

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your mom.

(exeunt)

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