Cat House 2
#8 of Iconoclast reboot
Hrothmund narrates.
Yes I made a Clerks 2 reference, which is appropriate... Just for safety, I'm putting this as feral, although a quadruped Khajiit would be insulted to be called that, as I have pointed out in one story where it mentions they take care to wear clothes, etc. In fact, they'd probably be insulted to think about humans considering having sex with one of them humorous, but since there aren't any around here...
I'm browsing the various girls and boys on offer in the male client harem. I am a bit jealous of how Makari ran off, it was honest but a bit eager. Curiosity and cats, though. Jidargo, Krinrah, and the client Zha-zhirr pick out a couple of males and trot off together. I half expected to be invited along, but then they had their own quest. The hostess moves slightly, a bit put off by my delay. I'm not sure what I'm after, I have Makari at home so I don't need a normal sized fuzzy biped, the Dagi are so small I think I'd wreck them... but then they are in a whore house. The quadrupeds... uhh, I'm not really interested in that. The Ohmes though, they are cute, and I haven't had an elf in a while. One has a nice red silk outfit on, and is pleasingly elfin, and the tail just makes it cuter. "I want her." "As you wish- she is very popular." the hostess smiles, apparently pleased, and calls the girl over to me. "This one is called Elashima. How can she serve her client?" "I'm not sure..." "It is common to be overwhelmed by the choices. Tell me, do you desire to do something familiar, or unfamiliar?" "Familiar action is good, since the person is new." She smiles, "This one has a room on an upper floor, we can relax with a view of the gardens..."
She sprawls on one of those fancy long chairs that they use in these places, the kind with only one arm and no back, so she can prop herself up while showing off the goods. I'm in a regular chair at a table, with a choice of a goblet of wine, bottle of ale, and plain water. Tea is available, but must be brewed fresh of course. I taste the wine, not expensive but light. "We serve a local vintage, a gentle white wine with added spices." That means moon-sugar too, no doubt- good thing it was only a sip. "Mmm, it is good, but I am not in the habit of drinking much." which would make my ancestors roll in their Nordic tombs, as I exchange it for the water. "A clear head is good for remembering these pleasures you pay for." I grin and take a minute to examine her, the light fuzz that's hardly more than what a human would have, the smooth brown skin, the hourglass curves, dainty toes... I stride over and sit by her, squeezed in on the edge, stroking her hips. "Yes, this is worth remembering... although you must hear plenty of words like that." "You flatter this one. This one is aroused by that one, even without being paid she would gladly take your barbs." Oh right... crap. How did we forget that part? How do I get out of it- say I had a freak accident or... "Oh, I'm one of those Ohmes that's smooth." I bullshit, hoping I remember right. "Ooh! Exotic- you should work here, if you don't mind fucking a few ugly strangers." "Heh, well, I don't live in town, I was up in Cyrodiil on business..." "Ahh, and yet you never had a Bosmer or Ohmes?" "Well, one Bosmer, but that was a bandit- long story." She smiles "Well I am far more beautiful than any bandit..." I play with her panties, such a thin band and sheer fabric, and she lifts her hips so I can pull them off... mm, yes, just like a human girl down there, like Makari is too. A thick pelt of smooth fur, apparently trimmed to be short and shampooed to be soft and fragrant as I lean in... "Oh! You are a kisser, hmm? Ah, whatever- ooh- gives you pleasurrrre..." I take my time smooching on her labia, making her squirm and blush, then pick her up and carry her to the bed- she is half a foot shorter than me, and not more than a hundred and forty pounds, despite those hip bones and tits. She makes a motion to undress further, but I say- "No, leave it on... kinkier..." and she smiles, no doubt a regular request. I start to take mine off, but then realize my fake ears and tail will come off too! So I have to pretend I am just in a hurry and pull out my cock, climbing between her legs, her soft fuzzy thighs wrapping around me. "Ooh, want me that bad? I'm aroused by your eagerness, but please don't rush!" "Indeed that is wise..." as I lean over her to kiss her pretty face...
and she grabs the false ears I'm wearing, which immediately pop off. "EEK! Your ear! DOCTOR!" I grab her mouth, then quickly apologize for my roughness- "No! Sorry, I can explain!" She curses creatively- "No, my mistake, I forgot you're human- I can tell by your scent... we just went along with it because you were with Khajiit, so you must be accepted." "Damn, I should have known that! It's my fault, I'd forgotten ears are a Khajiit erogenous zone, and if I'd told you... I am a Nord and have a Khajiit girlfriend..." "Shh, it's OK, you're not the first, but you should know the madame is supposedly required to report to the secret police, all humans are assumed to be spies, but we-" Hurried steps outside, the door bursts open, and a tiger streaks into the room! The tiger- tigress, I realize, as she turns- growls and huffs. I guess her body is eight feet long, and incongruously in a silken sheer harem outfit that left little to the imagination, although it was things I never bothered to imagine before. "What's going on here, Elashima?" "Madame, I- it's- he's..." "Human! Yes, and?" "Well, his ears came off... the fake ones." "Oh... silly girl!" I gently interrupt- "Is that a problem?" They laugh, and the madame steps closer- "Yes, it's a lot of paperwork, and you getting carried off to a dungeon for a decade of torture. But... we don't like dealing with things that waste time..." Despite the delicate clothing, her body rippled with muscles, and I felt an urgent need to be cheerful and friendly. "Oh indeed, we can avoid all that since nobody else knows..." "Yes, Nord, but it'll be a bit of bother to keep you secret... maybe a bribe will make it worthwhile..." "I'm short on coin..." Fangs. "I've never had a Nord- is it really- oh yes, there it is, barb free..." I had left myself hanging out in the commotion, and she eyed my manhood. "I- I feel weird doing a... uh..." She snorts "Just get your dick up and stick it in! Think about your little tabby girl. I'm a whore, fucking things I'm not attracted to is my job... so consider it a compliment. You were here to have sex, and all cats are grey in the dark..." I think 'Yeah, but it's not dark enough for that...' and put my junk away, wander over to the window to get some air, and happen to look down into the courtyard, where I see Makari in front of some big snow cat, sucking his dick! Oh, well, this is interesting. "There's my girlfriend now- and is that Dar-Shadirr!?" I almost wave at him, then feel stupid as he looks up and smiles. "Oh, yes, you know him? He decided that if he had to live in one place he should get adventure somehow. Your little lady is getting some, and you haven't yet. No client has had me in years, so it's a privilege... unless you feel gross fucking a quadruped." I try to soothe her- "Noooo, it's just... you're big." She shrugs, as much as a quad can- "That just makes my pussy more convenient. Cock, mouth, both- both is good..." Elashima politely coughs- "Madame, what about my payment? Am I going to be docked for failure to perform?" The madame shakes her mane "I am negotiating something special, you'll still be compensated for your time." The Ohmes looks at me, somewhat amused- "I think the customer would rather have me, though." I try to shrug casually, and the madame sighs- "As kinky as you like! You can do me in the ass, then come in my mouth!" "You never go ass to mouth!" She sighs- "I'm a cat... ass to mouth is normal." "Well it's gross, I'd rather just do one or the other." "That's further than we were a minute ago." Elashima fights back a snicker, and her lovely little body grabs my attention. "I just... I need a fluffer." The Ohmes smiles, strutting over and kneeling, ears perking as she got a close view- "Ooh, it's so smoooooth.... I want it in alllll my holes...." From the way my cock swelled up, it had the same idea. She purrs as she slowly licks at it, then takes it in her mouth as it gets hard. The tigress pads over, eyes fixed on it, and nudges the smaller girl aside, and I bite my lip as she takes it in her own mouth, giant head as wide as my hips. Her whiskers tickle my skin as she suckles it, and it grows harder than I expected. She lets it pop out and gasps- "Well then, you're more perverted than you thought!" and turns around, front down and rear up, her pussy right at my level... and it's feral. We've all had cats shove their butts in closer than you'd like, and hers was... cat. But, I was up, and I remembered something the clan mother said, about being brave enough to boink a giant tigress.. I discard my clothes, step close enough to feel her fur on my legs, and guide it in... "Flaming Oblivion, he's doing it!" Tigress purrs and leans back an inch, my head slips in and then I fall into her completely. Huh, one hole does feel like another... it's hot and wet, and tight enough, and I get to pumping while she moans and growls. I pound away, not caring what she looks like in the front since it's really not too different from banging Makari Khajiit style, and I also have a good view of Elashima entertaining herself. I'm as turned on by the Ohmes leaning back on the sofa, fingers twitching and darting in and out of her pussy, and I have to focus on keeping myself from cumming until the tigress starts to twitch. Her big claws dig into the wood floor and breath shudders, I feel her tense up around my cock, and I slow into deep, long thrusts, making her shiver in anticipation...
Then there is a light knock at the door, and the door creaks open. "HROTHMUND!" "Makari?" My lover is standing there half naked, with Dar-Shadirr grinning- "Hi Hrothmund, going full out Khajiit hmm?" I'm in too deep to stop now, and let loose, cumming inside the tigress as she growls and groans. After a minute to breath, she frowns- "Dar-Shadirr, you know not to barge in!" "Well, it wasn't locked..." He winks nonchalantly, but Makari looks like she's about to hyperventilate. "Honey. Sugar. Dear. Why are you fucking an eight foot long tigress..." who is lapping at my crotch, cleaning it off before tending to hers. I try to soothe my girlfriend- "Sugar love, remember when we talked about me smelling human? Well these ladies have very good noses, and uhhh well, to avoid some fines and a scene with the guards..." She looks surprised- "You didn't pick her? Who did you-" and she notices the other girl on the couch- "oh, the Ohmes- she's pretty! Hmmph, wanting something with less fur huh?" "Maybe..." "How was she?" "Didn't get that far..." Madame coughs- "I'll get the paperwork taken care of... you should leave town as discretely as possible though." Makari looks worried- "I've been hoping this wouldn't happen..." The tigress shrugs "It is not the first time, you know there are humans in Rimmen still. They probably have you under observation already, waiting to catch any accomplices. As long as you stay out of the city they won't bother you though, not soon... though they like to make sweeps on occasion. They don't like humans having sex with elves, even Catmer, so it's better for you to just look like an adventurer. We'd get in trouble too if they knew you were here." I ponder this, comparing it to what I knew already- "So you don't care?" "Oh, no, we are still Khajiit. We can smell that you're human, that's why I was waiting for trouble. Any real spy would've known that, obviously you're just some horny pervert... which I'm thankful for." she purrs.
After some time to rest and discuss our adventures, we leave a message for the others, and the madame leaves, but Elashima gently holds us back long enough to whisper- "If you can sneak back in some time, I'll be happy to have both of you..." Makari looks abashed, and I lead her out and up the wall to the roof, where the afternoon sun beats down on us, hot in spite of it being Frostfall. Looking across the rooves, I sigh. "Well dear, I hope you've recovered your energy... at least we're near the gate." She frowns- "You're enjoying this more than the whorehouse." I grin and grab her rump- "I have sex all the time- fleeing from the Thalmor, now that's adventure!" Her eyes roll back so far it's like they're trying to look at her brain, but I'm already running across the roof...