Children's World
The tale of young tiger who got arousing messages in public. Not to be taken seriously.
Just something that recently happened to me ... Please be entertained!
Unce upon a time, in the magical land of... Germany, there was a tiger. One day, that tiger, I think his name was Lance or something, sat on a car on his way to IKEA, when suddenly a sexy young fox started writing him... umm... arousing messages. Said Tiger didnt mind; thus he pulled the book on his lap a bit closer to his belly and started writing back eagerly. But suddenly the car he sat in stopped. The tiger shrugged and waited some minutes, before leaving the car.
Arriving at IKEA, he checked his phone and found a message that left him in a state quite... unpresentable. So he quickly hushed into the nearest toilet to write a reply.
Of course, his family was not amused. "Lance!" they cried, "We are waiting for you!" After some minutes of waiting, Lance opened the door and hushed outside, running after his family. He checked his phone; but unfortunately, he did not find connectivity where he was. So he went on, travelling through the mysthical lands of IKEA on his quest for connectivity. As a matter of fact, he eventually found it. So he sat down on a bed, a jacket spread over his knees, and finished the conversation.
He didn't mind the sign saying "Children's world" above his head.
And he lived happily ever after.