A Cold Blooded Thing to Do.
#9 of The Otterly Sinful Stories
It was pointed out that I was negliecting this file folder. Mudge reminded me with a light stab from his rapier. So, here is another of his stories. I hope he's happy. He says you had better like it too.
Mudge wasn't too happy. Traveling alone was his preference. He
certainly didn't want to feel like he was responsible for someone.
It was hard enough keeping his own skin intact. Looking after a
know-nothing member of his own species was ridiculous. Heck, Mudge
had been able to fend for himself at a fairly early age. It was
either that or he would have been dead long ago. This fool would have
been skinned and strung up years ago.
The object of his contemplation was sitting across the fire from him.
He was maddeningly in a perpetually good mood. A little happiness was
alright, but his constant grin was wearing thin. But here they were,
stuck together at least until they reached Porteeckle. That was where
Juttoquel would be delivered to his aunt. More correctly, his rich
aunt. There weren't too many otters what had money, seeing as they
spent it as quickly as they got it. But this old girl seemed to have
something in the way of ready cash. It was the only reason he had
consented to this trip. He was planning on sweet talking her with one of his performances.
Juttoquel meanwhile had been pestering him for all kinds of information.
How do you fence (with a sword, not stolen goods), how do you know if
your food has been poisoned, how long would they be traveling, had
Mudge ever been with a female...? The last made him choke. This
youngster couldn't handle all of those pertinent details. "Yes,
you blimey irritatin fool. Of course I've been with the
ladies. It's me favorite sport, right up there with drinkin and
thievin." His fellow otter guffawed.
"Oh Mudge, you're too much. Father said you were well
traveled, but I find it hard to believe everything you say. You can't
be a thief because father would never have hired such a person to
escort across the Miragok Plains. He chose the one who was bested
suited for the job, and that was you."
Mudge grunted. He had been the best suited, because no one else was
fool enough to do it. He had taken payment up front, and if something
happened to his foolish distant cousin, Mudge would be long gone
before anyone could find out and track him down. Heck, it was his
only time in Brestick and he found the town lacking in the usual
accoutrements. By that, he meant that there were no bars, taverns or
whore houses. This youngster apparently had been brought up rather
prudishly. That was an unnatural state for an otter.
"Well Mudge. What's a lady like?"
He snorted, wiping his nose with the back of his paw. He couldn't
find a rag, so he gingerly wiped it on Juttoquel 's robe. He didn't
seem to notice. "Well, ya little blighter, tis the most wonderful
thing in the world. Once you've plumbed a lady's privies you
never forget the experience. It's all you thinks about until the
next time you can get into her skirts. Me, I've had me cock in
several hundred. All makes and models. I ain't discriminating, if
you gets me drift."
His charge was awed. "Wow. Father never let me play with the girls
in town. He said they'd be a bad influence on me."
Mudge laughed silently. He had met a few of those girls, and while
there wasn't a whore house in that uptight little town, the few
young girls were rather taken with him. So where some of the married
ladies. It was a good thing he liked his inn rooms with at least two
methods of escape. In this case, he let them into his room via the
window. All of them had been as tight as a miser's purse.
"So, my little newbie, was your mother a bad influence on your old
man?"
That got the youngster's attention. "Mother is a good lady.
Father loves her dearly. So don't go saying anything bad about her
in front of me!"
Mudge chuckled. The lady otter in question was a handsome one. Under
different circumstances he would have done his best to bed her,
but...there was no point in fucking the one paying you...unless
that's what you were getting paid for. "Listen you little snot, I
didn't say nothin bad. I was pointing out that males and females
need each other. If your pa and your ma hadn't got it on, you
wouldn't be here to be indignant."
That got him thinking. "I suppose not. And I would really like to
experience a lady for myself. "
Mudge stifled a grin at the sight of the bulge in the other's
pants. The boy needed to get laid, but they were far from any
civilized town. Willing girls could be found all over, but one had to
be judicious in searching them out. Their papas might be too keen on
a wayward otter sinking his cock into their daughter's unopened
flower. But this desolate land was proving to be an exception.
"I'll tell you what Jutto; I'll show you a few survival
techniques that you may find handy. Do you know what a Golden
Catostom is?" The boy shook his head no. "It's a fish, not
particularly big or tasty. It's a bottom feeder, using its mouth to
vacuum up food from the mud. It's got quite a mouth on it. Find one
the right size and it'll do in a pinch, if you know what I mean."
The other knitted his brows. "No, I don't know what you mean."
Mudge sighed. This kid was dense. "Alrighty then, I'll lay it out
for you. You stick your cock in its mouth and let it do the rest. It
sucks ya dry if you git what I'm trying to tell ya."
Jutto's eyes lit up. "Really? Where can we find one of these
fish?"
Mudge pointed to the wide expanse of a pond, part of a basin that a
creek ran though. Their camp was on the higher bank. "You can
try right there. Won't say for sure, but the fish ain't rare.
Like I said, no one much eats them. As for the other, well that ain't
to everyone's liking. You try it and see. Heck, if yous like it,
then you got yerself a new hobby!"
"How will I know If I've found the right fish? I've never even
heard of them before now."
Mudge stretched out and laid his head back on a clump of weeds. "I'll
tell you what. You dive in and start catching. Bring everything out
and I'll tell you what it is. Somewhere in there, there has to be
something worth broiling over the fire. And if you catch yerself a
Golden Catostom, then you'll have yerself a good time to boot."
So would he, he thought to himself.
Jutto stripped and dived into the water. It wasn't very deep, but
it was fairly broad. The water was clear, with reeds along the
edges and here and there sprung up water lilies. Otters were natural
swimmers, but this one hadn't had much time to devote to his
skills. Mudge would have hit the water with barely a ripple. Jutto
made a loud splash, and Mudge could follow him where he when by the
lily flowers bobbing and weaving. The boy would be lucky if he caught
his own tail!
Surprisingly, he resurfaced not long after, a thick fish in his jaws.
He climbed out and spit it in front of his mentor. "What's this?"
Mudge looked it over. "Blackside Felon. Not bad for a first try.
It's passable eating. See what else you can catch." Back in he
went, diving with a little more decorum. He was back in a few minutes
with a larger and more colorful specimen. "Rainbow Racer; or as I
like to call em, Whorefish, on account of their being painted up like
one. Ain't as nice as the real thing, but it'll do. Ya wanna try
again?" Into the water he slid once more.
Mudge dragged the feebly flopping fish towards the fire. He was ready
to sit down and scale them when Jutto flew out of the water
with an alarmed look on his face. He landed on the flower
covered embankment and rolled over. Something yellowish orange was in
his front paws. His paws, however, were at his crotch. Mudge was
pragmatic. "Looks like you found one!"
Jutto was pulling frantically on the fish. The fish wasn't about to
be budged. He looked up pleadingly to the older and more experienced
otter. "Please get this thing off. It's like it has hooks for
teeth! I'm going to suffer serious injury if..." He trailed off.
The next moment he got an ecstatic look on his face. He fell back
into the blooms and relaxed into a stupor.
Mudge hummed softly to himself. Those fish were mighty tempting to
play with when you were out in the wilds, but they were only safe so
long as you had someone along with you. You see, they produced a
drug-like secretion that nearly paralyzed you. Some places they even
gathered the fish and kept them in tanks. Mostly, that was outlawed.
More than one stupid male used them without the knowledge of anyone
else and had wasted away in their beds.
Jutto was lying there with a smile on his face. His eyes were half
open, their lids fluttering. His arms were at his sides, and the fish
was clamped tightly around his cock. It wasn't the prettiest fish,
despite its colors. It was scale-less and smooth, almost eel-like. By
the same token is could engulf a good sized piece of meat if it
wanted to. No one knew why this was so, but many surmised it was a
tactic it had developed in tackling Gordian Mud Worms. These
creatures were as thick as a broom handle and six to ten inches
long. Mudge himself had found it difficult to extract these
wigglers from their burrows when he wanted them for bait. More power
to a fish that could grab them, drug them and then eat them. The
chemical that apparently immobilized them worked on bigger animals as
well. Plus the added side benefit. That chemical was a dream-inducing
aphrodisiac.
The fish was rhythmically convulsing, working its way along Jutto's
cock. It was like a disarticulated cunt with a mind of its own. It
was trying to engulf his cock. Its jaws stretched and it pulled
itself along ever so slowly. All at once, the unconscious otter
lifted his hips and began thrusting in the air. After a minute or two
a bulge appeared in the fish's gut. The otter settled back down.
Round one went to the fish.
Mudge wasn't about to interfere. The youngster would be better off
for blowing a few loads. It'd help him calm down and quit being so
jittery. It wasn't like the fish was fatal or anything. Of
course, he could just leave him here in his ecstasy, but then there
would be no chance of getting into his auntie's house and filching
some valuables. He opted to roast the fish and leave the boy go. As
it was, his hips were pushing towards the sky again, and the fish was
getting its fill.
He ate the roasted fish, stripping the bones clean while he watched
the other going through the throes of imagined pleasure. Heck, there
were worse ways to die. He wasn't going to let that happen of
course, but in the meantime the kid was providing the night's
entertainment. Mudge himself had tried the Catostom once. It had been
one hell of an experience. He had refrained from having real sex for
a month afterward. He was afraid the real thing would never again
measure up to the mind bending, cock sucking effects of that fish.
It was therefore a blatant surprise when the kid sat up, eyes open
wide. He looked around, his disposition one of complete confusion.
His stared hard at Mudge, then down at his crotch. He grabbed the
fish and pulled. With a cry of pain he let go. Mudge knew why. When
this fish got its nasty little teeth on you, nothing much would
convince it to let go. As far as it was concerned, it was eating a
meal.
Jutto fell back with a whimper. "Get this thing off of me! I've
been having the strangest dreams and I want them to stop!" He
grabbed for the fish again, trying his damnedest to get it off. His
hands just slid along its slimy skin. He got up and started running
around like a ninny. Mudge tripped him, sending him sprawling. "Hold up there, ya darn nit. Ya ain't gonna pull it off, not
without emasculating yerself in the process. Ya need to convince it
nice-like to let ya go." Before he could do anything to help him,
the boy started groaning, fell back and thrust wildly in the air. He
let out a squeak and fell back to the ground."Get this thing off me!" he pleaded. Mudge gave him a disgusted look. "Jutto, ya can't tell me ya
ain't enjoying this. Just relax." But in the back of his mind, he
was wondering how this kid was awake. Normally the secretions
produced by the fish had a narcotic effect, along with the obvious,
mildly hallucinogenic properties. The fact that the boy was wide
awake was disconcerting. No one balked this thing's insidious
effects."Hold still!" he commanded. The boy settled down. Mudge bit
his lip, not wanting to appear in any way turned on by the spectacle.
He put his paws over the fish's gills, looked his fingers around
it, and using his thumbs, applied pressure to the temporomandibular
joint. All at once the mouth opened, and the little hook-like teeth
retracted. He pulled the thing off and threw it towards the water. It
hit the bank first, the jar of the impact disrupting some of its
stomach contents. A brief splash of creamy white erupted into the air
before the thing hit the water.
Jutto was quick to inspect his privates. Except for the fact that he
had an erection that wouldn't quit, they seemed alright. Mudge gave
him some comforting words. "Don't never feel bad if your cock
don't go down. There'll come a time when you'll wish it would
do more than lay there like a limp noodle. Not that that's ever
been a problem for me!" he added hastily.
The boy sat up gingerly. "I feel better now that it's off me.
I've never, ever experienced anything like that in my life!" He
then got a dreamy look on his face. "It was just like I thought it
would be. I can't wait to do it for real!" The boy was growing
up. By the time they reached their destination, maybe, just maybe he
wouldn't need to have his hand held at every little thing.
Jutto did quiet down, often sitting in silent contemplation. It was
such an abrupt change that it worried ole Mudge. There was just
a twinge of guilt forming in his heart. It might have been a bad
thing to get the boy broken in in such a manner. Still, it wasn't
as if there were tons of females just lying in wait out here in the
middle of nowhere. There wasn't going to be a town or village
for days.
As they made their way through the low hills and grasslands, Jutto
remained quiet. Quiet, but hardly morose. He hummed to himself, and
maintained that constant grin of his. It seemed to Mudge to be even
wider than it was at the beginning of the trip. Once in a while he'd
ask a shrewd question concerning the opposite sex, which Mudge did
his best to answer respectfully. At least it helped pass the time. He
was beginning to find his silence more disturbing than his constant
chatter.
What wasn't surprising was his constant search for another fish to
satisfy his newly discovered needs. Every time they got near water,
which was most of the time, he would dive in. It wasn't all bad. He
soon became proficient at identifying species. Mudge trained him in
names, habits and folklore. The boy was soon bringing in the best
tasting types for their daily meals. It was nice to have someone else
doing the work. By the time they'd make it to their destination,
the boy just might be an adult.
In one area, a flat low plain split by a wide meandering river, they
found a spongy hillock to make their camp. One side of this mound sat
on an inside curve of the river, affording them an excellent view
both directions. Jutto was quick to strip, diving in with nary a
splash. Mudge gathered dry grass and some flood-deposited driftwood
to make a fire. In no time the boy was back with a huge pike of
unknown origins. He struggled up the bank to the top of the hill. He
threw it down and his mentor's feet. "I think this will do us for
the day, don't you?" Mudge looked at him with true admiration.
"Yer damn right youngster. Ya did good. Now I'll show you ere 'ow
to skin and debone one of these fellas ." He set to work, mostly
because the kid needed some life skills. In reality, all he would
have normally done was gut it and spit it. Sometimes it made sense to
let the fire do the work for you. Jutto watched in fascination. He
was quiet for most of it, but finally forced out a question that had
been hanging on his tongue.
"Mudge? What kind of fish has really big eyes, black skin with
patches of scarlet running down its side?" The older otter didn't
look up from his work on their meal.
"Ain't no such fish that I know of boy. Course, these is
unfamiliar waters. All kinds of little fish probably flit about
without prying eyes catching their every move. I dare say that all
kinds of minnows and such live out their bleedin lives with no nosy
pokers trying to categorize 'em in some book."
Jutto made a face. "This wasn't small. It was a good foot longer
than me, from the glimpse I got. It could even have been bigger. I
turned in the water and was suddenly face to face with it. Then it
turned and sped off towards the bank. Its tail smacked my face. As it
went into a beam of sunlight I saw the red. its fins were kind of
weird too."
The older otter looked up from his work. "Boy, I already told ya
there ain't no such fish. But I do believe ya saw something down
there. Whatever it was, it was more afraid of you than you was of it.
I count that as a good thing. Anything the same size you is is a
possible danger, specially if ya don't know what it is. It could
just as easy had teeth and claws and an appetite for otter."
The boy shut up, but his mind was still running over his encounter.
He knew what he saw. If he needed to prove it, then he would. At
supper, they ended up eating in silence. Mudge wasn't averse to it.
What he really wished for was a bottle of booze. These long treks
weren't bad, except that they lacked alcohol, girls, and gold. He
would have settled for two out of three right now. Heck, one would
do. The sooner they were done and gone the better. He even thought
about taking the river directly. The problem was what to do with
their clothing. He had no waterproof bag. And then there was his
lucky quetzal feather. He wasn't going to let that come to harm.
A little later the lad got up and headed for the river. "Still
hungry?" called the other. He made a half turn.
"No. I'm just curious about what I saw. I figure if I slip in
quietly and wait, maybe I'll get a better look at what it was. "
He turned back to the river, eased down the embankment and slipped
in.
Mudge stoked the fire, tossing on more sun-bleached wood. He mumbled
to himself. "Damn foolish idiot. 'e's learned a lot, 'e
'as, but it's a fool thing to go exploring when there ain't no
good to come from it. " But he kept his ears open to the sounds
coming from the riparian surroundings. It was the usual; crickets,
dragonflies and the occasional burp of fermenting mud.
He had nearly nodded off when the splashing disrupted the normal,
soothing sounds below. He sat upright so fast his head got dizzy. The
light was fading, but the ripples from the disturbance radiated
across the surface. But nothing was there. He got a lump in his
throat. The kid was in his charge. He should never have left him
alone. He was about to ignore matters when he reconsidered. Having
a conscience was a pain in the ass. Presently torn between diving in
and searching for him and thus exposing his own neck to whatever
danger was lurking there and staying put where he was, Mudge found
the decision was made for him. Suddenly and without warning, a tangled mass came flying out of
the water to land on the bank alongside the hill. He grabbed his
sword and ran to the writhing creature. It was easy to determine,
once he was there, what it was. One part was Jutto's body, and the
other a smooth skinned somebody who was more at home in the water
than they were. He poked it with his blade."OW! Watch the knife ya bastard! I prefer me skin to be red
where nature intended it, not from bleeding out me life from a
prick!" The voice was rough and uneducated. Mudge liked the sound
of it. It also sounded female. "Listen to me, you slimy harlot, don't go getting up in me
face. What did ya do to me friend?"The other otter broke free from the female salamander and spoke
up. "She didn't do anything to me. Leastwise nothing bad!" He
giggled, and she tittered with him." 'ere now, that's right. We was just having a bit of fun.
Ain't no one ever comes out 'ere nohow. A gal gets lonely doncha
know?"Jutto seemed in good shape, right down to his engorged cock.
Apparently his "fish" had been real, if a bit misidentified.
Intelligent amphibians were a rarity though by no means unknown. What
was weird was having one all alone out in the middle of this expanse
of grass and water. It was perfect for their kind, mind you, but even
amphibians liked to have company once in a while. She was quite the
specimen, and like described, had red patches running down her sides.
She was on her back now, looking up. One more vibrantly pink patch
was visible between her lower legs. "Don't take me prodding to heart, me dear little smooth
skinned lassy. I didn't mean nothin by it!" Mudge put on his best
smile.For some reason she returned to giggling. "Oi! Yer little friend
here meant everything by it, he did. He's been prodding me parts
until they're ready to scream uncle. Course, I ain't got an
uncle, so I guess I stuck fer it!"It was hard to astonish Mudge. He had poked his cock into hundreds
of females. It had never dawned on him that he was missing out on his
own education by not looking up a gal like this. His charge had one
up on him now. "I say miss, if he ain't worn out your lady parts
too badly when you're done, perhaps you'll consider giving ole
Mudge a try?"Her tail lashed around like an angry cat's. "You prick me with
your blade and then go askin to bed me. You ain't even asked me
name!"It was true. "I'm so sorry - Miss...?"She giggled again. "Miss? You better have good aim if you're
gonna play with the likes of me. I ain't into none of that there
back door stuff, if ya catch me words properly." Jutto laughed
while Mudge looked flabbergasted. She spoke up again." Me name
happens to be Rayelle. You can call me Ray."Mudge was running through all kinds of emotions right now. The one
at the forefront was that Jutto was getting laid and he wasn't.
Even a female of the non-mammalian variety was better than no female
at all. From the looks of the two, they were going to be inseparable
for a while. In fact, they had just conjoined again in an
eye-mystifying display of acrobatic flexibility only an otter could
have survived. The two rolled down the glassy slope and into the
water again.With nothing left to do, he returned to the campfire. With his
loins now enflamed, he really, really wished for a bottle of liquor.
He crossed his arms and stared into the fire. It was a good hour
later when the two remerged from the river. He had the brief presence
of mind to wonder at their overall silence. Salamanders could absorb
oxygen through their skin as well as their lungs, but an otter had to
come up for breath now and again. He had heard nothing. However
they managed it, it was a good trick. But by damned if he was going
to ask a greenhorn how they managed it.
Jutto sat down, and Ray sat on his lap, her long black tail wrapped
around him and away from the fire. " 'ere now Mudge. Why so sad?
I'd offer ya some of what I've been giving, but this here friend
of yours has taken a likin to me. It'd be a poor thing to cheat on
him after the first date. Maybe ya might get lucky anyway. As the
saying goes, there's plenty of fish in the sea!"He shifted a little. "There ain't no sea anywhere near 'ere,
you sassy little tart. As for fish, I already taught me friend 'ere
all about the Golden Catostom. I ain't in no mood to have no bottom
feeder giving me me jollies. I outgrew that kinda stuff years ago."Despite his words, he couldn't help but look at her crotch in
the flickering firelight. It was still a hot pink slit glistening
like a ripe fruit. He felt a bulge in his pants. Damn! If it weren't
for the fact that he wanted to keep on the kid's good side (or keep
him alive) because of his aunt and her money, he would have drawn his
sword and made his intentions obvious. But...it wasn't his style.
He sighed.Ray chuckled. "Yer right honeybunch. Yer friend needs to relax.
I think he's got culture shock or somethin. Here he is on top of
the finest place in the river, and he just sits there feelin sorry
for himself. Perhaps he needs a better friend than you Jutto!"Mudge was getting angry. He didn't like being made fun of. His
anger abruptly disappeared when seven sets of eyes glowed just
outside the firelight. He grabbed his sword. Jutto laughed. "Sit
down Mudge. Did you really think that Ray was living here all alone?
The hill we're sitting on is the roof of their home. Please meet
her sisters!"One by one the salamanders stepped into the circle of wavering
light thrown by the crackling wood. Each and every one looked like
the other. They introduced themselves individually. "Hi handsome,
I'm Domina!" And so on down the line. There was Sollah and
Fallah, Mesoh, Lahnia, and Teena.His head was spinning trying to keep up. "Err, ladies, I don't
mean to be rude, but that's a lot for little ole Mudge to remember,
considering you all look alike. Maybe in the daylight I could tell
yas apart, but here and now, not so much. One of them put it rather
bluntly. "You're kinda cute for a fur-bearer. But ya see
otter-boy, ya don't need no light for what we want. And we know who
we are. By the time the sun comes up, we'll each have had a turn or
two. If ya decide to stick around, then maybe you can learn our
names.It was a week later when Mudge finally left. He had to admit,
those gals was pretty good at being gals. It was doubtful he was ever
going to get into another amphibian as long as he lived, having
gotten his fill here. But what they lacked in warm blood, they made
up for in sheer determination and imagination. It was with a heavy
heart that he had left. Jutto had decided to stay. Mudge had argued
that his job had been to see him safely through the Miragok Plains.
The fact was, it turned out, that this was where the plains ended.
Over the nearby mountain range was his destination. As Jutto
put it..."I'm close enough. If you really want to go visit my aunt, you
go right ahead. Here," he said, handing over a medallion, "this
is the family crest. You can tell her the truth, or you can lie to
her and tell her I died or something. If I know you, you'll come up
with something. But I'm not leaving here. Heck, I've got enough
happiness lined up to last me for years!"So off Mudge went. In the end, he did come up with a good story
of how they were set upon by monsters, and how Jutto had fought
bravely. His last words were to tell his dear aunt not to despair and
to always remember him as a brave fighter. She cried of course, but
Mudge was right there to comfort her. She was deeply touched. Right
up to her cervix she was deeply touched. And when it was time to
leave, she showered him with gold. That solved the last of his
problems. Now he had money for booze. It was time to get insensible!It was while drinking his third glass of beer, and his four of
brandy, that the final piece came to him. The girls had told him
their story, how their father and mother had been musicians. It
hadn't meant a damn thing to him. He was, after all, making his own
music right then. But it explained the girls far better than he had
recognized. Domina was the oldest, followed by Rayelle, and then
Mesoh. Too bad he hadn't caught on earlier. Remembering who they
were would have been as easy as Do, Re , Mi , Fa, So, La, and Ti. As
for the final note, well; he was now rolling in the dough. Overall,
it had been a good adventure.