Surprise!
A young magpie female comes home from a long day at work to fine a precarious box sitting in her living room. Whatever the her feelings are, what's inside the box will change her life forever.
This is a commission for Winter Raptor who, inadvertently commissioned me against their will XD. Basically just some fun avian/ velo pron. read the tags before reading the story as there is some strong anatomical correctness, or w.e ( birds don't have boobies (?_?; )
Votes and comments are awesome, like you ;)
I had never ordered anything in my life. I've always had a healthy fear of being scammed out of all of my hard earned money. I fear the moment that I buy anything I will instantly have my identity stolen and all my money siphoned away to some foreign, Swedish bank account. My mother always said that a love of shinny things is healthy for a growing magpie but I have always been skeptical. All of the "Buy one get twelve free!" advertisements just seems to good to be true.
That being said you can imagine my surprise when I opened. The door to my apartment and saw a giant card board box sitting in my living room. "Wha?" Was all I could say as I tilted my head to the side and walked into the room. I immediately began to panic when I realized what this meant. Not only had someone broken into my home I thought, looking to see if the intruder was still around. They left a freaking huge box in my living room! After twenty minutes of searching my small apartment I concluded, much to my relief, that whoever broke in was gone.
Tentatively I walked towards the box. I could feel the black and white feathers on my chest stiffen with my anticipation. The box truly was large, the top barely shy of touching the ceiling. There were several holes cut into the box and some sort of stick poking out from near the top. Tentatively walking forward I noticed a small note attached to the front of the box. Picking it up I started reading the hand written message.
" thank you for choosing Cryoplus Labs for your dromaeo needs. Pull the release lever to open. Further instructions are inside as with our return policy."
"The fuck is a dromaeo?" I squaked flipping the note over and sighing when there was nothing else to read. All I wanted I thought was to come home, take a shower, preen a few feathers and watch some mind numbing tv.
Looking the at the box again I really started to wonder what was in it. Maaaaabyyyy, I though tapping my beak with a clawed finger it_s a a new tv! Or or or, or maybe it's a car! Wait, y-you can't fit a car indoors. Oooh, whatever it is I hope it's really, really shinny!_ I let curiosity get the best of me and pulled out the little stick. This caused the walls of the box to fall open dramatically and released some kind of smoke bomb which obscured my vision. "Rah Raaaaaaaaak" came a snarly voice and out of the smoke jumped jumped a feathery...thing. It was posing with its armed outstretched and was slightly leaning back in a comical pose. The creature it's self was definitely NOT comical though. It's head was like some strange lizard with two small yellow eyes. It stood at about thigh height and was covered with red, green and brown feathers. It stood on two legs and, though its hand paws were relitively small, it's foot paws were large and adorned with an equally sizable sickle claw. It wore small green bandanna that said "Chai" loosely tied around its neck which, I have to admit, accentuated its feathers rather nicely.
It's eyes were focused on me expectantly as it held its pose.
"Uh..." I stammered. "We'll look at you. You-your definitely not shinny, nope nope." The creature looked hurt by my words as its shoulders visibly slouched and its posture sagged. "Awe, don't worry little one." I cooed. "I like you! I'm just not sure what you are, exactly."
"Raak rah rah keee!" the little feathery thing chided, looking much happier. It jumped in the air a few times waving its arm and then ran into the opened box again.
"Waaacha doin?" I squaked turning my head sideways to get a better look at the creature. It came back a second later with a piece of paper in its mouth. Reaching a scaled hand down I grabbed the paper and started reading it.
"Congratulations on your new ownership of a velociraptor! This pet has been tailored, by your request, with the following features:
_Gender: Female _
Personality:Nymphomaniac
_Intelligence: superior _
_Aggression:Nonexistent _
For further details call 442-4velo. Return information on the back."
"Velociraptor eh?" I said to myself flipping the paper over. The back was completely blank. Flipping the paper back and forth a few times, I tilted my head back and let out a sigh of exasperation. I looked from the paper to the velociraptor who was patiently watching me, it's tail swaying with anticipation.
"Um, stay there." I said pointing to where it... she stood. She looked around her feet and then looked back at me confused. Deciding that enough was enough I fished out my cell phone and called the number.
"Hello!" Said an overly cheery female voice. "Thank you for calling Cryoplus labs. I am doctor Verne, how may I help you?"
"You sent me a Dinosaur, yes you did." I said glancing down at the velociraptor on the floor. "I didn't order one. Nope definitely didn't order a dinosaur."
"Oh! Our apologies madam" the lady replied" but it looks like its your luckey day! You get a free pet!"
"But, I..." I looked down and saw the little Dino drawing designs on the carpet with its footpaw, attention for what I was doing long since lost. " I don't need a pet" I whispered, placing one of my black feathered arms above my beak to hide the words from my little guest. "I was actually just calling about the return policy."
"Well," the doctor replied "what did the return policy we gave you say?"
"Nothing!" I squaked louder then I ment too causing Chai to turn and look at me."There was no return policy."
"Exactly!" The doctor said with great enthusiasm. "There was no return policy because there (is) no return policy! The dinosaur you ordered is yours by mandate of the VLO society standards. You should call them if you want to be rid of it. Thank you for calling!" And like that, she hung up.
"Uhhhh whaaat" I said severely confused when I felt something brush against my hand. Looking down I saw that the little Dino was rubbing its snout against my fingers cooing softly. Smile spreading on my beak I proceeded to pet the little critter.
"Well Chai," I said, ruffling her crest feathers "looks like you will be spending the night." She replied with a "eek eek" and a head nod along with more vigorous rubbing against my thigh.
"Hey, hey" I said looking at the dino" I don't know about you, but I'm really hungry! Lets get something to eat in the kitchen!" I made a beeline for my kitchen, Chai right behind me squawking and jumping in agreement.
After we ate I gave Chai the grand tour of my relatively small apartment. She walked and hoped around acknowledging objects with random head nods and sounds. It was rather cute the way she would look and sniff at things but never leave my side for extended periods of time.
"We'll here we are!" I said throwing open the door to maybe room. "Make your self at home please please!"
"Ka keee!" She chortled and hoped off to explore. My room was filled with several shinny things that I had found in my life. There was an assortment of shinny pennies and rock on top of my dresser.
In the corner next to my closet I had a really shinny bowling ball that I, uh, "found". I liked them all but my favorite thing was this full body mirror that I got from an antiques shop. Standing in front of it I admired the beautiful rhinestones that encrusted its outer edge. I've spent countless hours buffing them until each one gleamed like a shining star. Looking into the well polished mirror surface I looked at my reflection. I always thought that I was rather pretty. I took good care of my feathers so they gleamed with a healthy sheen. I took extra care to make sure that my black and white pinion feathers on my arms were trimmed so they would not touch the dirty dirty ground. My dark blue eyes were my most striking feature, or so I was told, and had many a male bird courting me.
Looking back at my room I saw that Chai had found a comfortable spot on my bed. "Hi Hi," I said waking over to the bed. "Mind if I join you?"
"Squaa keee." She said scooting over. I flopped down next to her, the shift in weight making her bounce off of the bed and into the air before landing on her but. Chuckling I moved into a sitting position. The clock on the wall read 9:12 meaning I had just wasted my evening. Sighing, I started to preen the feathers on my arm. My pinion feathers got a bit ruffled when I had freaked out earlier and their unkempt appearance was starting to really bother me.
As soon as I got a good rhythm going I felt something touching my thigh. Looking down I saw Chai licking my leg, eyes looking up at me."aw you want to help?" I asked and she nodded continuing her ministrations. Her tongue felt really good and , though her teeth were intimidating, I figured here intentions were kind hearted. " go ahead, I don't mind. Just watch your teeth teeth!"
Ki kiii" she replied. She started licking in earnest. After finding any unkempt feathers, she would lick until she forced them into the correct position. Her tongue was long and soft, much nicer then any of the birds I had dated. Laying back, I flopped my head on my pillow and let my mind wander to the few times I had let a bird get that close to my sex with its tongue. Bringing a hand down I started to idly rub my cloacal opening, thinking about that sexy crow I'd dated a few years back. After a few moments of this Chai stopped licking and started sniffing the air.
The moment I realized that it was me she was sniffing for I stopped, not wanting to make her feel uncomfortable. "Sorry, sorry Chai Chai." I said apologetically and began moving my hand away. Chai looked at me, then at my hand, and then made a curious sound. She then turned, made a "eek"ing noise and jumped on my stomach causing me to utter a very unladylike squak. being careful to keep her claws up, she then proceeded to bend down an start sniffing my hand. I had subconsciously moved it towards her face when she jumped on me. I tried to move my hand but whenever I moved it her snout would follow, sniffing softly. After a few seconds of this she started making a clicking sound and then she slowly licked my finger. A small gasp escaped lips as she ran her dexterous organ over my phalanges. She pulled her tongue into her mouth and chortled happily before sticking it out again. She slightly wrapped her long tong around my index finger as she gave it a tongue bath. This time when she slowly brought her tongue back she swallowed audibly sending a shiver down my spine.
She smacked her lips a few times before taking another step forward on my chest, opening her maw and engulfing my first two fingers in the soft wet confines of her snout. Minding her sharp teeth, she began suckling in earnest. Her tongue explored every nook and cranny as my fingers were massaged by her moist, fleshy maw. Completely dumbstruck, I took my other hand and reached I over to touch what had to be a figment of my imagination. To my surprise the small raptor leaned into my touch. She closed her eyes as I stroked her head, marveling at how soft her feathers were.
After a few moments of this, she removed her maw from around my finger, strands of spittle connecting them to her mouth. She then turned her head and looked at me with what could only be mischief written in those bright yellow globes. She leaned down towards my beak, sniffed it a few times and then gave it one small, slow, affectionate lick.
"Keee kee" she said softly before swiftly turning around. She scooted back until I had an unobstructed view of her moist vent. She must have been enjoying that too I thought when I felt hot air being blown onto my cloaca. Chai was sniffing in earnest, taking short wurfing breaths and blasting me with her warm humid air. Leaning my head up a bit I tried to see what she was doing. "Whatcha dooin down theaaaaahhhhhhkk" I squaked as felt Chai's moist tongue snake out a lick around my vent.
Slamming my head back down and started wreathing in ecstasy. Her tongue felt so damn good! I_ _swore as she circled around my opening, licking up the sexual fluids that were leaking out of me like a faucet.
"Aaakk! Y-you tease!" I yelled feeling how she skirted around actually entering my vent, only massaging the out sides with her wet, warm organ.
"Raaaawwk" she replied momentarily stoping her onslaught and wiggled her rump in front of my face, tail slowly swinging back and forth seductively. Her hole was sopping wet with sexual fluids and in desperate need of attention.
Leaning forward I sniffed a few timed, taking in the earthy, spicy sent that she had. If appearance was anything to go by she was extremely aroused. Her vent was glistening with her natural lubricants and was slightly puffy. Well I thought to my self this part of her is really shinny!
Leaning forward, I rubbed my beak against her opening, smearing the evidence of her arousal on my face. Chai started cooing and wiggling around a bit, obviously enjoying the touch. Felling that she had been teased enough, I opened my beak as wide as I could, tilted my head sideways, and gave her cloaca a slow lick. She tasted just like she smelled but with a hint of sweetness that I couldn't help but love. I started licking with reckless abandon, reveling in the sounds and squirming that Chai was making. With a loud hiss of approval Chai resumed her ministrations. She licked at my cloacal opening, this time delving into my depths and making me moan into her vent. Her tongue squirmed past my cloacal lips and into my vaginal cavity, a place I had never been touched before. Gasping for breath I tried to match the tantalizing tongue torture that I was receiving. Plunging my tongue into her as far as I could, I could feel her muscular walls contract around my organ , trying to suck as much of me as she could into her soft, moist void.
After several blissful moments of this, right when I was on the verge of climax, she pulled out of me with a long, loud "ssssllluuuuuurrrp"ing noise. Panting she turned around and looked at me, eyes glazed with lust. Her snout was covered with my clear lubrication and her tongue snaked out to lick at the sides of her mouth. She walked forward, on my chest careful to avoid hurting me with her claws, leaned in, opened her maw and passionately kissed me. I accepted the kiss with more eagerness then I knew I had. Her maw tasted strongly of my essence, as I am sure mine tasted of hers. The combination of fluids was a heavenly treat and her probing tongue felt beyond amazing. Never leaving our kiss she wiggled around until her vent was hovering over mine. I could feel the heat radiating from her vent and I could feel a strand of her arousal dripping, ever so slowly, from her hole to mine.
After a few seconds of this she decided enough was enough and started lowering herself down into me. Slllllooowlly our vents touched and I broke the kiss to gasp. A soft wine escaped her lips as she smooched our cloacae together. This sent lighting waves of pleasure through my body. Pure bliss, that's what I felt. She ground our openings together as my taloned feet clenched the bed, surely ripping the sheets.
"K-k-kee keee" Chai uttered as out maws found each other again. Her grinding started picking up speed as her tongue wrestled with mine. Suddenly Chai slammed her cloaca down onto mine, seemingly trying to suck me into her, as she broke the kiss and "RAAAAWKKKK"ed as she climaxed. The feeling of her cloaca grinding and sucking at mine was too much for me and swiftly pushed me over the edge. And what an edge it was. I Squaked as loudly as I could, surely disturbing the neighbors, and thrust my hips up against Chai's. Magpie femcum intermingling with the velociraptors creating beautiful concoction that squeezed, and oozed between our hips. Slowly, so slowly, our climax faded and Chai slumped down onto my chest completely spent.
We layed there for a long while, me rubbing her head while she panted softly. "C-Chai." I whispered softly, not sure how to go about saying what I wanted too. She looked up at me, those hard reptilian eyes full of compassion. "I-I know it's weird but I... I think I love you."
"Rah rhh eek, ooooh" she said rubbing the side of her snout against my chest feathers. I smiled at that knowing, for the first time, exactly what she said.