Stranger Part 5 Extra
#7 of Stranger
Disclaimer: The freakin' weird part at the end is just filler so this thing can be more than the minimum required length. If you like random, freaky humor, go ahead and read it. If not, just ignore it.
Matt walked through the door of his house, noticing how quiet it seemed.
"Mom?" Matt called out as he walked toward the kitchen. He spotted a piece of paper hung on the fridge, and walking up to it he tore it off and read it.
'Matt:
I had to go to a meeting tonight, won't be home until later,
Mom'
Matt grinned as he regarded his current condition, pants tented extremely. He chuckled as he hung his backpack up and ran up the stairs to his room, his cock pressing painfully against his trousers. He opened the door and quickly closed it behind him. As he settled on his bed, he looked up at the ceiling and imagined Randall. He licked his lips as his eyes closed and he purred, fumbling with his zipper. His vision of Randall started taking off his shirt, showing off his bare chest. He pulled his pants away from him, taking his rock hard erection out of his underwear and began to rub slowly.
His vision of Randall now had his pants off and was working on himself as well, and Matt's purring became even louder. He stroked a little harder, and pre began to come out of his tip. Running his hand over it he mrowled at the sudden slickness it provided. Back and forth his hand went, all the while he was imagining Randall in different ways. More pre leaked out, which he readily used to lube himself and keep going.
"Ooh... Randall..." He screwed up his face as he picked up the pace, his hand practically a blur as he pushed himself closer and closer to his climax. Imagined Randall was now fully nude and bending over, showing off his tail hole as Matt edged. He yowled a little as he felt the flow and involuntary flexing, shooting his load into the air, only to have it land on his chest and face. He bucked his hips up, arching his back as more and more came shooting out, one burst, two bursts, three... He gave himself a few more strokes as a little more dribbled out of the top onto his hand.
"Ahh..." He sighed as he looked at his hand and licked away the cum, his thoughts wandering to what Randall was up to...
Meanwhile...
Randall walked down the hall, looking for an empty room. "Guh...I hope they don't mind me doing stuff in their house..."
He tried one door, and found it unlocked. "Perfect!" He entered the small room, and locked the door behind him.
"Uh, I can't take it any longer!" Randall yanked off his pants and shirt and flopped down on the bed and felt something hard under the mattress. "What the...?"He rolled off the bed, and held up the mattress enough to put his arm under it. "Oh!" He said when his fingers felt the shape of something long and hard.
"This might come in handy..." Randall said, and pulled the dildo out from under. It was 8 inches long and fairly thick. "Oooh...big..." He pulled off his briefs and let his 7 inch erection spring free.
"Damn I'm hard!" He reached down and gently squeezed his cock, coaxing a flow of pre out. He spread it over his manhood and started to stroke himself lightly. "Ohhhh..." He licked the dildo from its base to the head, and put his mouth on it. It was a silicone dildo, so it had a realistic feel to it as opposed to rigid plastic.
Soon the phallus was covered with natural lube, and ready to use. Randall turned around and got on his hands and knees. "I'm ready, Matt. Take me..." He whispered to himself, only making him harder.
He put the toy to his entrance and gently pushed in. "Ah!" He cried out a little, as he hadn't stretched his tailhole in a while. He pushed in more, stroking his cock faster now.
"Oh you're big, Matt..." He said, imagining Matt was taking him from behind. Waves of pleasure came from his crotch as he stroked himself. "Oh yes, yes..." He pushed the dildo in almost all the way, feeling it hit his prostate. He gave a loud moan and spurted more pre into his hand.
"Harder!" He roughly slid the toy in and out of himself, sending wave after wave of eye-closing pleasure throughout his body. His hand pumped faster, bringing him close to the edge of his climax. "Nnngh-OH!" He moaned, and pushed the toy deep into him. He leaned back, and his seed shot all over his chest and into his mouth a little.
"Oh gods...felt so good..." Randall sighed and leaned back onto the bed, the dildo still deep in him.
Completely disregard this part, I just need it so the story can be the minimum length.
This is an EXTREMELY random journal entry by the AMAZING, FABULOUS and KINKTASTIC Alex Reynard.
*SPANISH FOR BEGINNERS:
Where is la bathroomadero?
I have to take el shitto grande.
*Hey kids! Bedwetting is a MYTH! Your parents come in your room and piss on you while you're sleeping!!
*My philosophy is; the more cocks you have crammed in your mouth, the less you can complain.
*I wonder if they make edible anal beads?
*The problem with eating your own scabs is that they tend to stick to your teeth like Jujubes.
*ITALIANS = TOASTERS + TIME TRAVEL
*AT THE BURGER KING
Me: Excuse me, do you serve the handicapped?
Cashier: Yes, of course.
Me: Oh, good. Because I didn't see any on your value menu.
*Pikachu is to Raichu as Gordita is to Chalupa
*'Now class, this is a diagram of the male reproductive organ, known as the penis. Or as I like to call it; Daddy's Old-Fashioned Shithole Pokin' Device.'
*I have a friend, an American Indian, who's got this really big dick. In fact, his tribal name is 'Uses Both Hands'.
*I just took a dump that was so big, when I got up to look, it had aborigines on it.
*BLARG!!! FLARN ZABB STROOP NUB WAGGLABLES!!!
*Did you know that if you took all the Chinese in the world and lined them up end to end...
...they probably wouldn't like it?
*A man walked up to me on the street and said he hadn't had a bite in three days!
...So I raped him!!