The Ghost of Magnolia Lane
#6 of Miscellany
Just a random story that climbed out of my skull.
You
know, I'm fairly normal. At least, I always thought so. But that all changed
recently. And the circumstances surrounding it are less strange than you would
first presume. I
moved. Not across town but to a new town, to pursue a new job. I have money,
but I'm not a spend thrift. I decided to look for a nice, smaller home to call
my own. There were plenty of offerings, but none that seemed to stand out as
much as this beautiful little two story brick in a gated community. Normally
such civilized snobbery involved two story Mcmansions, but this house was
smaller than the normal offerings and tucked away in the woods. Apparently it
had been on the market a little while and the bank wanted to unload it. It was
a great deal for me. We closed and I
moved in. That's
when things got weird. My neighbors were quick to come over with house warming
gifts. All they were really doing was snooping. I didn't mind. Let them get
their curiosity satisfied and then maybe they would leave me alone. I was
asked a thousand and one questions. Was I married? I told them no, but that I
had a girlfriend back home. It was a lie, but if they had any sisters, or
cousins or daughters or any such nonsense to throw at me, that forestalled it.
I was just out of a relationship and in no rush to enter another. During
these mostly one-sided conversations, there were allusions to the previous
owner of the house. No one said anything directly, and when I pressed the
matter, they would clam up. All this did was pique my curiosity. I went to the
Recorder's office and looked up the former owner. Armed with a name, I ran it
through the internet. What I came up with both freaked me out and intrigued me. The guy
who had lived here for many years had recently (eight months ago) been arrested
for crimes of a sexual nature. This amounted to bestiality, which, in the
neighbor's eyes, accounted for the variety of animals he had kept. The funny thing was, if this guy had managed
to keep a menagerie here in this community long enough to get it on with them,
I would have been surprised. Even this little, out of the way place was probably
always under observation by the local gossips. I let
the matter drop. It wasn't like this guy was going to be impacting my life. It
was my house and I was now the proud owner and of everything that came with it.
The grounds needed some work, but overall, it had a lot of property and some
beautiful gardens. The first night I was completely moved in, I sat on the back
deck with a couple of beers and my camera. Why the
camera? I liked photography and this place was home to a lot of birds,
squirrels, chipmunks and other cute little woodland creatures. As it was
starting to get dark, I figured my chances were slim, but it never hurt to be
prepared. I had put the lens cap on and had it sitting on a little table when I
saw the movement out of the corner of my eye. I grabbed the camera and put it
in active mode and waited. Whatever
it was that I saw was moving in the trees at the farthest point of the yard,
near the wall that surrounded this place. It looked for all intends and
purposes like a ghost. It was pale, so pale in fact that I was willing to say
it was white. But its ghostly movements were purposeful and deliberate. It
seemed to stand there looking in my direction for a few minutes before
wandering away. I snapped a few pics before it wandered off to the right and
disappeared. I went
in to look at the images on the compute. There were of poor quality due to the
dim light, but the shape was unmistakable. In the morning I went to the
community manager and flipped printed copy in front of him. "What the hell is
this?" He
picked it up and smiled. "Oh, that's Zoe. She is sort of the community mascot now."
His voice hushed a little. "She was brought in here against the rules by the
former owner of your house. We've kind of taken to her, and since she can't get
out, and no other deer can get it, we've decided to allow her to stay. Everyone
seems to like her." So it
was a deer. A doe. An albino doe. I must
say I was intrigued. I'd love to get some good quality photos of her. I decided
then and there to start putting out food to attract her. The evening, after I
had spent the day getting my bedroom sorted out and a few boxes unpacked, I
filled up a bowl with corn and set it a few feet off the back deck. I
didn't have to wait long. The ghostly shape split from the foliage and slowly
approached the house. I was hardly surprised at her lack of fear. If everyone
here was pampering her, she had to be living an idyllic life. Heck, I was taken
with her right off the bat. She was a pretty thing. She wasn't something you
would see in nature much because she'd never survive long. I had
the camera out. I had the back lights on to compensate for the setting sun, and
my shutter was clicking like it had a nervous twitch. I was so busy looking
through the viewfinder than I didn't even notice her walk past the offering of
food and step up onto the deck. When I
did, I was immediately freaked. Not scared mind you, but properly freaked. I
had no idea she was this tame. She walked up to me and stopped, sniffing the
air. Another step forward and she licked my hand. I nearly recoiled from the
wet tongue. She seemed to be unalarmed by my wary posture. Turning,
she ambled to my back doors. They were French style, each with those long
handles you just push down to open. The doe nuzzled one a moment before finding
the spot she wanted. In the next instant, the handle was depressed and the door
swung open. In all my days, I have never heard of a deer opening doors. And the
most amazing thing was, these doors swung outward. She
stuck her head in, followed by her neck and then the rest of her. The last
thing I saw was her tail, standing tall, and quivering just a little. I stayed
in my seat. The last thing I wanted was to freak her out while she was in my
house. I could imagine all kinds of things, from broken TVs to her crashing
through a window and getting cut up. I
finally got up the courage to look in. She was gone. Great! Now I had to go look
for her. I opened both doors wide, despite the mosquitoes, in case she made a
bolt for the outdoors. I tiptoed around, looking from room to room. I finally
found her in my bedroom, which was the designated master bedroom. She was
sniffing my laundry basket. There was a quite a pile or smelly clothes. Hey! I
hadn't had time to hook up the washing machine yet. She
looked up, seeing me clearly in the dim light of the house. I flipped on the hall
light, hoping maybe she would follow it out. Later it dawned on me that that
worked better with bugs. I could see the light reflected in her eyes. She was
staring right at me for the longest time. I was
just beginning to think I was going to have to try herding her out of the room
and then out of the house when she did the damnedest thing. She turned and
climbed up on the bed. That wasn't the weird part. She then got down and
flopped on her side, just like she was used to kicking back like that. My mind went back to the guy who formerly
owned the house. There had been mention of bestiality. Apparently there was
some credence to that story. I mean really; why else was this girl here? I was
torn. I really should get her out of the house. On the other hand, I was
beginning to grow some nice wood and I hadn't gotten laid in months. I
stepped out of the bedroom and into the bathroom. I was still unpacking stuff,
but it didn't take me long to find an old tube of lube. I had meant to through
it out before I moved, but I was thanking my lucky stars I hadn't. Now you
may wonder at my sudden interest in having sex with an animal. Well, up to
moving here, I had never even considered it, much less ever heard about it. I
would never have tracked one down and ted it up, if that's what you're
thinking. But the fact was, this female was laying on my bed and I could only
think she had one thing in mind. She probably missed her previous s owner and
was comfortable with any male in the house. Besides, like I said, I was feeling
pretty horny. Screwing a deer in my own house wasn't going to get me in
trouble. I t was
then that I suddenly realized why this other guy had made this room his private
bedroom. It had no windows! He could do as he pleased, away from the prying
eyes of the overzealous neighbors. As I
came back into the bedroom, she lifted her head and watched me as I approached
the foot of the bed. I still wasn't too sure of this whole thing. Maybe I was
wrong. But I figured I'd give it a try. I put out my hand and stroked her
haunches. After a few minutes of this, she seemed to relax and rolled over on
her back. I had to stifle a laugh. She looked like a dog waiting to have its
belly rubbed. I ran
my hand across her underbelly, feeling the soft fur tickle my palm. When she
didn't pull away, I ran my hand to her backside. I had never made inquiries
into the private parts of animals before. Her vulva, or at least I assume that's
what it was, were tight ridges of flesh, lightly furred, and very warm. I spread
them a little, shoving in my middle finger. It didn't work very well until I
applied some of the lube. Once my finger was slick I was able to penetrate up to
my knuckle. By now,
with her apparently willing to have her body molested by the likes of me, I was
sporting a raging hard-on. Working my finger in, I was debating whether or not
she could handle me. My cock was long-ish, around eight and half inches, but it
was also rather thin by comparison. Still, I didn't want to hurt her, just so
that I could get myself off. I
stripped, and all the while, she just lay there looking at me. I lubed up my
cock, still wondering whether I should d this. If I injured her, I would think
it would be apparent how and where she got it from. But the other side of my brain pointed out that
a deer could give birth to a fawn, and that was no small thing. It was now or
never! I
climbed up, treating her like she was a woman. I turned her on her side. I
straddled her lower leg, pushing the upper one forward to keep those pink
hooves out of my way. I lined up my cock and pressed it against her opening.
The head pushed in and stopped. I was thinking maybe this other guy had a
little cock when I could feel her hole relax slightly. I slid in a few inches
before stopping again. It was
at that moment when I almost swore off women. Jeez! It was like I was screwing,
I don't know, some little underage girl. I have never, and I mean never screwed
something this tight before. I've done anal plenty of times, and this beat any
of that. Using her hip for leverage, I
drove it in repeatedly until I was pressed up tight against her body. I'm not
ashamed to admit that I blew my wad right them. I was
sure she could feel my cock convulsing inside, but she just lay there. I would
have sworn she was purring like a cat or such some equivalent. I silently cursed for not keeping myself
under control, but I think I can be excused. As the last of my sperm flowed out,
I resumed thrusting. In no time I was as rigid as an antler. The
going was still tight, but a bit easier with the addition of my natural
lubrication. As I began pounding away, bits of frothing white worked their way
out, though they went unnoticed on her white fur. I fucked her like this for
maybe ten minutes. I figured at that point she was pretty docile, so I rolled
her back onto her back and did her missionary. I would never have guessed it
was possible, and in the wild, I was pretty sure it wasn't. A buck would never
be able to assume this position. I was
still wary of her hooves, which were beginning to get twitchy. I knew nothing
about mating in the wild, but something told me males were pretty quick to get
the job done. Last thing you would need would to be attacked by wolves whilst
screwing your lady love. The girl seemed to enjoy the attention and the
duration I was giving her. Apparently she had been trained well. I would
pay anything to have a photo from that first time. I doubt anyone would have
ever believed it, blaming the image on some sick graphics artist with too much
time on his hands. Who would ever
believe a one hundred and eighty pound guy would be fucking a one hundred and
twenty pound albino doe on his bed...missionary style? (I have pics from later
episodes if you want proof.) I
grabbed her hind legs and lifted her backside up slightly. Leaning in, I applied
as much force as I could muster. She remained docile and seemed to really be
into this. I was already thinking ahead to other nights of fun. My cock was
raging, pounding out that tight hole with more force than I thought she could
take. It was only by accident that I got more than just this laid back attitude
out of her. I had
to adjust my grip from time to time. My palms were getting sweating and her fur
wasn't all that great for hanging onto. I made a particularly deep plunge and
pulled back, intending to stop right at her opening. She bucked just a little,
causing me to slip out. I brashly tried to push in without checking and forced
myself into her tail hole. She let out a sheep-like bleat. I held
still. I could feel her ass contracting around my cock. I could also tell there
were little pellets of feces in there. I hardly thought it a good idea to pull
out and carry in bacteria to her cunt, so I gave a few gentle pushes. Each time
I did it, she bleated, but she never pulled away. In no time I was in deep, my
balls brushing against her tail. I
lasted only a few minutes after that. The entire time, with each inward thrust,
she would bleat. Needless to say, by the time I was letting loose my second
load, her vocalizations were constant. I tried to be careful, but when I came,
I couldn't help but slam it home. He mouth was open and her tongue was out. Her
eyes , instead of being wild, were almost half lidded and, if it can be said
for a deer, dreamy eyed. A deer who liked anal...who knew? I sort
of fell on top, propped enough to keep me from crushing her. She was still
twitching around my cock. I couldn't help but do a few half hearted pushes.
This caused her to tighten up even more. I doubted I had any more in me to
give, but I rocked on my knees for a while enjoying the extraordinary tightness
of my new lover. I could see why that other guy had chosen this lifestyle. When I pulled
out, I was a little messy. Once I was out she struggled to her feet and walked
out. Since the doors where open, I left her to her own devices and hit the
shower. When I came back, I checked the bed. It was a little messed up, so I
threw the spread in the wash pile. I pulled back the covers and went to close
the doors. She was
outside, just within the reach of the security lights. She was obviously going
to the bathroom. Her head turned to me as she finished squatting. I had
intended to stay until she wandered off, but she came back up on the deck and
trotted inside. I shrugged and closed the doors. The ole girl was going to have
to stay all night at this point. I walked back to the bedroom to find her back
up on the bed. "I hope
you don't think I've got more in me. You're beautiful and all, but my cock is
done." I climbed up and, not knowing what else to do, I spooned her. It seemed
to be the correct thing to do. Soon we were both asleep.