Rejection Slip
Not part of the "Pundamentals" contest; just a lousy wordplay that I wanted to inflict upon everyone. Rated "adult" for the overall topic and the use of one "naughty word."
EDIT: Not sure why this was in "draft mode"... but I re-release it to inflict pain on a whole new group of followers. Enjoy the groaner.
Dear Mr. Black Wolf...
Thank you for letting us read your story "In Space, No One Can Hear You Hump." After careful consideration, we're going to have to decline publishing it in "Fire Plate." The characters are good, the futuristic setting is cool, and the sex scenes with all the frotting and cock-rubbing are terrific. Sadly, we just don't publish science friction...
The Editors